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ma1dita · 4 months
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partners in crime
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luke castellan x fem!dionysus!reader [the trouble!verse]
MAIN SERIES MASTERPOST
summary: few things are certain in this life as a demigod, but one thing is for sure— you can’t fight fate when it pulls you and luke castellan together, over and over again. two young people who hate the gods are more like them than they think, for better or worse. annoyances to best friends to lovers
things to know: dionysus!reader's nickname is trouble & most of these can be read as standalones!
here's a playlist (spotify & apple music links now available!)
child of dionysus headcanons!
trouble!verse moodboard 1 & moodboard 2 & college!trouble by the lovely @24kmar
deleted scenes from a different universe (AUs)
play the extended cuts (blurbs from in-between)
character study: luke castellan & trouble
any works, updates, thoughts, musings, etc about this series will be tagged under #trouble!verse !
key: fluff - ☼ angst - ☽ smut - ☆ jo's favorites - ᥫ᭡
[rewind to before] pre-established relationship
trouble always finds me (trouble!reader origin story) 1.7k ☼
The one where he could tell you were trouble from the day he met you. (You're an annoyance, but not an enemy)
entropy ☼
The one where you both blur the lines between annoyance and admiration. (the promise of becoming partners in crime)
buddy system 4.2k ☼
The one where he comes with you to rescue your younger twin brothers, Pollux & Castor. (this is as close to a real quest that Mr. D will give you--might as well take someone you trust!)
somebody's angel 4.4k ☽
The one where you convince him he’s pretty, even with a scar. (songfic - Die Alone - Finneas)
feed the fire 1.2k ☼
The one where his focus is not on spilled food, but on you. (Luke realizes this is more than playful banter)
bedtime stories 2.4k ☼
The one where night shift with him runs late, but you don’t mind at all. (the both of you have feelings you want to admit, but duty calls!)
crazy little thing 3.4k ☼
The one where he uses all his drachmas to make you smile on Valentine's Day. (the Apollo kids are better matchmakers than Aphrodite, sometimes)
anything you want 1.6k ☼
The one where you and him have your first kiss. (You've always loved teaching the story of Orpheus and Eurydice; except when your Orpheus runs away from you)
said he likes crazy 2.1k ☼ ☽
The one where only he can help you with a bad day, even if he's avoided you since your first kiss. (For being a son of Hermes, he has a way of calming your nerves)
[pause and remember us like this] established relationship
play pretend 5.1k ☼
The one where Mr. D catches you two in the act, but you and him aren’t exactly together yet. (Drunk words are sober thoughts. Your dad just wishes Luke told you instead of him)
a wish your heart makes 1.4k ☼ ☽
The one where you share dreams, burn cookies, and it still reminds him of home. (The dryads will probably ban you from the kitchen after this)
chance encounters ☼
The one where you both daydream about different lives. (You think you'd find him anywhere, by soul alone)
to see the chaos through ☽
The one where he remembers he was never a good guy, just yours. (Luke makes the ultimate deal with the devil in order to save you)
not your goddess ☽
The one where you both know the best of days eventually have to come to an end. (songfic - Goddess - Laufey)
don't blame the kids ☼
The one where you both chaperone a trip to Mount Olympus. (the Olympians are bigger gossips than you thought they'd be)
trouble's coming for you 3.7k ☼
The one where Percy meets his two favorite counselors at Camp Half-Blood. (three times Percy is oblivious (and in the way) and the time he realizes you and Luke are in love)
now that we're older 3.5k ☼
The one where he asks if you can stay the night even if all of cabin 11 makes fun of him. (Luke is tired of the routine. He just needs his girl)
if you need to be mean (be mean to me) 1.5k☽
The one where he leaves before you wake up. (songfic - I Don't Smoke - Mitski )
[fast forward until we meet again] post-tlt
lovers, or partners in crime 2.1k ☽
The one where Annabeth and Percy think you’re guilty too. (the last day leading up to Luke's betrayal)
love like a blister: the five stages of loving losing luke 4.7k ☽
The one where you learn to mourn someone even if they’re still alive. (the five stages of grief after facing a loss)
to catch a thief 3.7k ☼ ☽
The one where duty calls at Camp Half-Blood. Again. (Your reunion with Luke isn't quite what you expected.)
solipsism 5.3k ☽
The one where you finally pray to Hestia to keep your home safe, even if he's also trying to destroy it. (the four times Luke uses Backbiter to visit you during college ft. the first time you trust a god to help you)
angel with a broken wing ☼ ☽
The one where he falls from grace and still thinks of you. (the four women Luke Castellan risked it for and how it will end up killing him)
love me dry 4.5k ☼ ☽
The one where he meets you at his mother's house, though both of you didn't expect the other to be there. (a glimpse into May Castellan's idea of a perfect day)
when the curtains close (LATEST ADD) 5.3k☽
The one where you lose two people in the Labyrinth that day. All strings are cut. (Annabeth and Pollux find out the biggest difference between you and Luke.)
asking for trouble ☽
The one where Luke's final wish is to see you. (He's himself again, and all he wants is to find out if the trouble was worth it all)
as above, so below ☽ ☼
The one where you plead your case with the gods of Olympus. (The one thing the fates didn't expect was how much you'd both be like your fathers; in a way, you and Luke didn't see it coming either)
ask to be added to luke/general taglist 🥹
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srjlvr · 10 months
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@ srjlvr’s navi !
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𓆩♡𓆪 JO !! 𓆩♡𓆪
﹟ ❝ 06’ biggest mistake ᵎᵎ ❞ ⨾ < ꩜ ~ main m.list ~ ꩜ > 𖦆
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muniimyg · 4 days
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DOWN BAD // MYG
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3 < 12
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in which yoongi will only sleep with you again if you let him be your stupid boyfriend
navi | m. list | ask me ! | taglist request is unavailable
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pairing
nonchalant turned downbad ! yoongi + avoidant ! oc
au/genre
summer love au
friends with benefits to lovers
crack, angst, smut (fluff if u even care)
mini series // smau + written
warnings
implied smut + actual smut
insecurities, “commitment issues”, disorganized attachment issues, unlearning toxic behaviour, mistreatment from past relationships, etc.
parts
ongoing / 5
note: this fic is a mini series . therefore it will be fast paced ‼️ please refrain from commenting on this post or the following parts posted to be added to the taglist . perm taglist is CLOSED + no fic taglist for mini series . see my faq for more info .
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index
one: fuck it if i can't have us
two: did you take all my old clothes
three: for a moment i was heaven-struck
four: staring at the sky, come back and pick me up
five: fuck it, i was in love
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chiiyuuvv · 15 days
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mountain paintings 🌄 a. jo
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jo and fuma discuss where they would live
implied secret relationship/idol!jo x nonidol!reader 0.2k words
▸ 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺?
“Me,” the older friend starts, his voice hushed compared to the booming voices echoing throughout the snug restaurant. “I would live a simple life if I wasn’t an idol,” fuma pauses, resting his chin on his hand, staring into nothing in particular as he thinks. “Y’know, somewhere in the suburbs. It would be a peaceful life, and my family will be next door. That way I’d always be with them,” his eyes find jo’s, the younger gazing at him with curiosity. “What about you? What would you do?”
“I..” jo’s voice trails, twirling his chopsticks. “I would live on the mountain side.”
fuma interrupts him with his deep chuckle. “Oh? You know the weather is going to be colder, right?”
“Yeah,” jo begins, “but it would be quiet. And I'd stay up a little longer.”
“Why’s that?” fuma looks at the boy, awaiting his answer. 
“To draw the sunset,” he says, finding his response unadorned. fuma nods in silence, an undisturbed pause in their conversation. The sunset wasn’t the only thing jo would sketch, a truth he had yet to tell the others. He knew behind the blended hues of pink and orange there was something else that deserved a beautiful painting, you. 
“That’s sweet,” fuma’s words break jo out of his trance. “Remember to visit me from time to time, alright?” the older grins, nudging the other's shoulder with a gleeful expression.
“Alright,” jo says, flustered. Who knows? Maybe you’ll tag along with him on his adventures, finally showing you off in front of the boys. Maybe they’ll love you as much as he does.
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︴bonus! creds to @marw-lilia and this &team video, i took these screenshots <3
▸ taglist 📬 @starryriize , @cherrycolaberry
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sixhours · 3 months
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Chapter 1 - The Ghosts of Babylon
Series Chapter Index | Read on AO3 | Complete
Rating: Explicit, 18+, here be smut and violence Series tags: Joel Miller x You, Joel Miller x Reader, Joel & Ellie, mostly follows canon, LGBTQ+ characters, y/n is bi/pan, y/n is ~45, violence, pregnancy, abortion, medical trauma, emotional trauma, panic attacks, sex work, suicide, smut, slow burn, angst with a happy ending, hurt/comfort, romance, no use of y/n, reader has longish hair, Joel can lift you, smallish age gap (~11 years), I've probably forgotten some so please let me know <3
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Portland, Maine September 26, 2003
“Fuck.”
The air in the bathroom is thick with moisture, making it hard to breathe. You wipe at the condensation on the mirror and stare at the face reflected back at you, pale and drawn in the yellow light.
“Fuck, fuuuuck,” you mutter, holding the pregnancy test up and squinting, tilting it this way and that, hoping the extra line is just a trick of the light, but it doesn’t go away. You groan, internally vacillating between panic and rage.
Fuck.
There’s a knock at the door. Your girlfriend, Joanna, probably wondering what’s taking so long.
“Hey, you done? We just got called into the hospital again.”
“What?” You drop the stick onto the counter, but you can’t stop staring at it, the two clear blue lines taunting you. Outside your shared one-bedroom apartment a siren begins to wail. “I just got home.”
“That’s the job, babe,” Jo says. The doorknob creaks, breaking your reverie.
“Shit, just a sec,” you mutter, shoving your foot against the door and fumbling for some toilet paper to wrap the test in before tucking it at the bottom of the garbage can. You swallow the urge to vomit as Jo pokes her head in.
“You’ve been in here forever–”
“Jeez, privacy,” you snap, clutching the towel to your body more tightly, suddenly keenly aware of how flimsy it is, how exposed you are.
Jo’s eyes widen with hurt and you immediately soften, guilt stabbing at the gentlest swell in your abdomen. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry…it’s just been a long-ass day.”
You soothe her with a quick kiss, hoping she can’t taste the hint of bile under the mint of your toothpaste and mouthwash.
“I’ll be right there,” you say, ducking around her, headed to your room in search of fresh scrubs.
“You want something to eat? I made sandwiches to go.”
Your stomach turns. “No, I ate at the caf after my last shift,” you lie. “Is this an all-hands thing?” you call over your shoulder as you dig in the hamper. Nothing is clean, there’s never enough time to do laundry.
Plenty of time to fuck an old buddy and get knocked up, though , you think, setting your lips in a grim line and smoothing the wrinkles out of some navy blue slacks.
“Yeah, Dan says they’re calling everyone in,” she confirms. “Something about a virus, flu season’s starting early, they’re expecting a full house. It’s bad.”
“Mmm,” you say, pulling on the freshest top you can find and tying back your hair in a ponytail. You meet Jo at the door where she hands you a brown paper sack, presumably your sandwich.
“You okay?” she asks as you walk the four blocks to the hospital, grateful for the crisp fall air. You hope it hides the flush in your cheeks, hopes she didn’t hear you retching before you stepped into the shower. She reaches for your hand and takes it, but your fingers are numb. “You’re quiet.”
“I’m fine,” you say automatically. “Just…tired.”
“Okay…hey, I had an idea for our anniversary next week.”
“Hmm?”
“There’s this new place on Congress Street, they do a great brunch with free mimosas? Since it’s on a Sunday I thought we could probably sneak in a date after your shift–”
“That’s fine,” you say automatically, squeezing her hand in weak reassurance; just the word brunch makes your stomach turn. “I mean, great, sounds great.”
She stops you outside the hospital’s employee entrance and holds fast to your hand to pull you back before you can go in.
“Babe. Are you sure you’re alright?”
You blink back tears, swallow hard, and it almost comes out. You open your mouth to speak, but the sound of a siren interrupts as an ambulance screams out of the nearby garage, lights flashing, and the moment is gone.
You pull her into a tight hug. She smells soft and warm and familiar, like oranges and vanilla. You press a tight kiss to the nape of her neck in an unusually public display of affection.
“Whoa,” she says softly, taking an unintentional step back as if to catch you.
“I’m okay,” you murmur into her neck. “We’ll be okay.”
~*~
The smell of antiseptic barely registers as you enter the building, so familiar to you now it’s like a second home. Joanna gives you a quick wave before being intercepted by her attending, who drags her off to the ICU to check on a patient.
By the time you drop your bag off at your locker, shoving the paper satchel with your sandwich at the back, you’ve almost put the pregnancy out of your mind. It comes naturally, this tight compartmentalization of your feelings, this easy decoupling from your emotional state.
The on-call attending physician looks no worse for the wear, and in the back of your mind, you wonder if someone higher up is overreacting to the news out of Indonesia. Your limited knowledge of virology knows the flu can’t jump that quickly. You’re over a hundred miles from the nearest major airport. It will be several days before what’s happening there crawls its way to this tiny state. It’s true, the waiting room is busy, but that’s not unusual for a Friday night.
You fight off a wave of nausea and take a clipboard from the wall.
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Several hours later, at about the time a man named Joel Miller is holding his dead daughter in his arms somewhere in Texas, you are beginning to understand that this is not influenza.
Reports out of Boston and New York City are fragmented and, quite frankly, unbelievable. There’s a federal emergency warning on the screen of every television in the lobby and a growing sense of unease as nurses, doctors, and assistants dash between rooms, weaving between gurneys, calling out orders for beds, antibiotics, IVs. The thrum of the waiting room only grows louder and more insistent. The sirens are a constant, frenetic wail in the distance.
But all of that is a dim clamor in the background because your latest patient has a bite. A distinctly human-mouth-shaped arc of angry red impressions in the crook of their neck. The patient also has a sudden fever and a rash that is rapidly spreading up the side of their head. 
Rashes don’t move like that, rashes don’t fucking undulate …
If you didn’t know better you’d think it was blood poisoning, but you’ve never seen sepsis like this. You watched the bite happen, watched a troubled man in the waiting room lurch from his chair and fly toward his victim, sinking his teeth into the flesh of her neck before being restrained by an orderly and the receptionist. That was maybe five minutes ago, and you’ve never seen an infection spread so fucking fast . By the time you’d helped the patient into a cot, they were already shivering, skin clammy and burning at the same time.
The patient is your partner, Joanna.
“What…the fuck,” she murmurs, chest heaving. Her neck twitches and jumps under your careful, probing touch. Her skin is already dewy with sweat, hot under your fingertips.
“Hold still,” you hiss, unsure if you’re talking to her or your trembling hands. You douse the bite in antiseptic, wiping away the blood with a clean square of gauze, leaning in to examine the rash again. It’s crept up from her collarbone to her ear, and it has to be your imagination, but you can almost see it…move. Joanna is shivering, whether from the fever or shock you don’t know, but you don’t have time to process before a shriek rings out from the hall.
“Need some help out here!”
Joanna grimaces, hissing softly through her teeth. “Go.”
“Jo–”
“Go. I’ll be fine,” she says, even as her eyes roll back in pain.
You give her one last desperate look, squeezing her hand, whispering, “I’ll be right back,” before ducking out of the room.
A woman is seizing on the floor, spasms jerking her limbs from side to side. A nurse looks up at you with wide eyes as he attempts to stabilize the patient’s head and neck. The seizing woman’s head turns sharply and her teeth make contact with his wrist, ripping a gash in the tender flesh.
“Shit!” he cries, jerking his hand away, blood running in rivulets down his arm.
“Go, I’ve got this,” you bark. He doesn’t wait, doesn’t ask if you’re sure, just backs away and runs down the hall.
A hot hand on your shoulder spins you around before you can figure out what to do with the writhing woman on the floor. It’s Joanna, her eyes cloudy. The heat radiates off her body in waves, the rash–
Not a rash.
–has spread up her neck, already red and raised welt-like lines are slithering–
Rashes don’t slither.
–around the sunken sockets of her eyes.
“Help…” she croaks. Her fingers pulse and twitch against your collarbone, gripping too tight, too close.
“Jo, it’s–” you start to soothe, intending to send her back to bed, but she’s staggering toward you in sharp jerks, her mouth glistening, and some deep, primal urge makes you recoil from your lover’s embrace. You stumble backward, heels catching on the woman on the floor, and you land on your tailbone behind her.
Joanna follows like a moth to your flame, pitching forward, crawling, oblivious to the woman on the floor who is also moving underneath her, rolling over in a jerky, twisting, impossible way. Both women lock onto you and you can almost feel their need, their–
Hunger.
From down the hall comes a rising chorus of shouts, a crash. Someone bursts through the doors from the waiting room, one shoulder soaked with blood. From between the swinging doors, you see glimpses of chaos, hear more screams.
No. No. Not Jo. Not–
Something inside you breaks; you scramble backward, barely stifling a moan. You feel a hand tighten around your ankle and you kick it away, the tile floor slippery against your sweaty palms. Another hand grasps, scrabbles, another kick; a bloody palm print gleams on the crisp white leather toe of your sneaker.
No! No! Get out!
By some miracle you find your feet, feel yourself turning, running down the hall, deeper into the hospital. A dim part of your brain reaches for a reprimand, but you can’t make yourself stop, driven by panic, passing lines of gurneys and bodies slumped on the floor. You’re acutely aware of the thick smell of blood, drowning out the familiar antiseptic wash. You push your way through crowded halls over a chorus of groans and screams.
Out get out get out out out–
You burst through an emergency exit at the back of the hospital gasping for air, pressing your back to the weathered brick. Your heart lurches in your chest, wishing for this to end, for you to wake up in your bed after a bad dream.
A pregnancy dream , you think, barking a manic laugh into the night, recalling that your biggest fear this morning had been a little nausea and a missing red dot on the calendar. You taste hot bile and feel yourself swaying, ready to empty the meager contents of your stomach next to the dumpster, but a blinding light freezes you in its glare.
“Stop right there!”
You blink, stunned. Then you see the gun.
A figure in Army fatigues is pointing a rifle at you. The trembling of the muzzle makes you understand he’s just as scared as you are. If you get sick now, you’re a dead woman.
You raise your shaking hands in surrender. “Don’t shoot, I’m a…I’m a doctor.” 
He doesn’t lower the weapon. “Are you bit?”
“I’m not–I don’t know what–”
His voice rises, panic creeping in as he gestures with the rifle, jabbing it at you. “Are you bit?!? Are you sick?”
“No!” you say, trying not to let your voice shake. “No, I’m not sick.”
He swallows hard, appearing to take this in. You close your eyes in the endless seconds between breaths, waiting for the crack of the rifle.
You open your eyes at the sound of the gun being lowered to his side.
“Ma’am,” he says shakily. “I think you should come with me.”
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calkale · 6 months
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Okay because i put my thoughts in the tags the first time heres some of my spn au thoughts
Also disclaimer i am changing the supernatural story so dont get mad at me for not including things or changing things you like this is my house and i write the au <3
Characters: Dean -> Mav, Cas -> Ice, Sam -> Slider, John Winchester-> Duke Mitchell, Mary Winchester -> Slider’s mom (her name is also Mary in my Slider lore so), Bobby -> Viper, Ash -> Goose, Ellen -> Carole, Jo -> Bradley (he’s like a teen in this but don’t worry theres no Jo and Dean content 🤮 thats his godson) 
-slider and mav aren’t actually related, they were both 6 (mav older by a few months) when their parents got married, duke was a widower and mary was never married 
-Getting this out of the way although i love the chevy impala i am a truck freak so mav drives his dads black 1990 toyota sr5 with an extended cab 
Backstory: -viper and duke were both navy pilots now “hunting buddies”, they took mav and slider out hunting occasionally but whenever they went on long “hunting trips” they left slider and mav at home, that’s because these hunting trips were monster hunting trips
-the same thing that happens to sam and deans mom happens to mav and sliders mom but when they’re both around the age of 10, since they’re older and not stupid they have a lot of questions that duke can’t just bullshit answers to so he tells them about monsters and what he thinks took their mom (because he doesn’t actually know at this point)
-since they no longer have a house they stay at vipers or go on the road with duke 
-once they both start high school slider wants to stop hunting and stay with viper to focus on school, his relationship with duke gets weird after that because duke wants him to keep hunting to find what killed his mom but slider wants to do well in school to make his mom proud, they come to an agreement where slider stays with viper but once a month he has to come hunting
-slider leaves for university (idk what hes studying), mav graduates but stays with duke, he starts hunting on his own 
Now time: -This au starts in 2005 like the show
-duke picks up a lead on the thing that killed mary but is super vague about it when telling viper and doesn’t tell mav anything, he says he’ll be gone for a week but a week and a half later theres no word from him, viper refuses to go after him because “he’s gonna get himself killed” and “ive been telling him to let it go for years” but mav still has to go look for him
-mav finds slider and this basically carries out exactly how it does in the show, he agrees to help for one day, when he gets back his gf is dead, agrees to ditch school 😎 to come help look for duke
story wise thats all i've got so far, i want ice to come into the story a lot sooner than cas does in the show and i dont remember when ash, ellen and jo come in but i want them to come in sooner too. hopefully ill actually work on this more but i hope you guys enjoy
Character descriptions:
Mav: -has the classic dean necklace given to him by slider
-dresses basically the same as 86 movie mav but with flannel 😎
-does wear his cowboy boots but he’s normally wearing work boots
-eyebrow scar eyebrow scar eyebrow scar!!!
Slider: -wears his mother’s wedding ring on a necklace, duke gave it to him after she died
-dresses like early season sam, carhartt jacket, hoodies, tshirts and baggy jeans
-silver eyebrow piercing 😎
Ice: -exactly the same as cas but with a dark grey trench coat
-his eyes always glow a little, not enough that its noticeable unless its in the dark
-has a grey hoodie and black jeans for when he needs to look a little less “formal” 
Goose: -has a mullet its a key part of ash’s character so 
-just think mater from cars personified mixed with goose idk
Carole: -dresses exactly like ellen 
-her classic curly meg ryan hair stays tho
bradley: -just a mini goose
Duke and Viper: -they look pretty much the same, just some dad with a mustache and flannel
-only difference is duke always wears his wedding ring
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nichowrld · 2 years
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☆ jo as your boyfriend — a thread
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navi !!
notes — hii everyone <3 this was made at 3/4am because i got sick 💪 but here’s a jo as ur bf type of thing cause we all love jo. jo supremacy. also mochi supremacy as well 🫡
♡'ೃ ↳ perm taglist (if you would like to be added send me an ask or message me!) — @junwonology
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she-karev · 18 days
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Mother's Day (Jolex Imagine)
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Age Rating: 12+
Chapters: One of Three
Fandom: Grey’s Anatomy
Canon Episode: In Between Season 18 Episode 16 and 17
Ship: Alex and Jo
AN: Happy Mother’s Day guys! I decided to write chapters to celebrate this occasion where we say thanks to the mothers that raised us and put our well-being above their own.
Summary: Alex and Andrew try to put together a toy for Luna that proves to be impossible with the nonsensical instructions causing them to start to break down. Meanwhile Jo talks to her pregnant sister in law, Amber.
Words: 3760
May 12, 2022
Jo stands in front of the surgical board writing down Jo Karev for a lap appy in O.R. 3 this morning. Alex walks down the hall surprised to see her in her navy-blue scrubs instead of her pale pink ones that she got after she decided to switch from general surgery to OBGYN. He remembers when she decided on this change two years ago during the pandemic. She told him she needed to bring joy back to her life and knew that switching specialties was the way to do it. He was shocked at first but eventually he supported her decision even bragging about how he was married to a soon to be double board-certified surgeon. Now seeing her in navy blue scrubs feels wrong somehow maybe it’s because he got used to the pink scrubs. He approaches her.
“Hey.”
Jo finishes writing her name, “Hey I can’t make it for lunch today I have a surgery that’s gonna run till 1 in the afternoon and then I have a partial colectomy after so I won’t clock out till 8. Are you good eating alone and taking Luna home without me?”
“Yeah, sure but first I want to know when you decided to switch back to surgery? I mean don’t get me wrong, pink, baby blue, dark blue you look good in all of those scrubs it’s just hard to keep track of what stage you’re in right now.”
“Well right now I am part general surgeon and part OB. Bailey guilted me into returning to the O.R. because the hospital is falling apart and more surgeries are getting cancelled by the minute. Even with DeLuca helping out there’s still at least 4 patients waiting and without any residents to assist we’re in the trenches.”
“Yeah, times are dark. Okay if it gets to be too much you know where to find me. And if Bailey tries to guilt trip me, I’ll just remind her that you got into OB so you wouldn’t fall into a depressive state during the pandemic and working you to death is gonna risk that again.”
Jo looks at Alex touched, “You would stand up to the chief for me?”
“I would stand up to God himself if I thought you or Luna needed my help. Not that she doesn’t need it with a fierce and kind mama like you.” Alex grins as does Jo who groans when she remembers something.
“I gotta assemble that baby stroller thing that I got yesterday so Luna can start walking. Maybe if I start tonight, I can finish it by the morning.”
Alex looks at his watch, “I get out early today maybe I can take Luna and assemble it before you get home.”
Jo widens her eyes at that, “Are you sure? I can assemble it another day it’s no trouble at all.”
“Don’t be silly it can help Luna walk and it’s just a toy for a baby its not exactly rocket science.”
“Yeah, but it feels like it is and unlike you I’ve done this before. Trust me when I say it’s gonna feel impossible.”
Alex grins amused and rubs Jo’s arms, “It’s gonna be great. You can think of it as a Mother’s Day gift along with the cake and velvet boxed jewelry I got you.”
Jo looks shocked at the date, “Wait its Mother’s Day? How did I miss that?”
“Maybe because we’re busy and we can barely remember our birthdays and anniversaries let alone a day dedicated to good moms. But needless to say, I remembered and feel like giving you a day of cherishing along with our daughter.”
Jo smiles at that, “Well when you put it like that how can I refuse? Okay the box is in the nursery you can find the instructions inside along with a Xanax in case you get stressed by how difficult it is.”
“Jo, I operate on kids for a living trust me some baby toy is not gonna beat me. It’s gonna look great by the time you get home and Luna will be walking in style.” He kisses her and leaves her to grin at herself hoping that Alex’s cockiness will be warranted.
3 PM
Alex enters the house carrying Luna in his arms along with her diaper bag. He exhales in the relief of comfort at his house before heading upstairs to the yellow nursery where he sees a V Tech sit to stand learning walker for girls with the colorful toy pictured all over the large box. A baby is walking holding the stroller so it can advertise its usefulness in developing child mobility.
Alex kneels down next to the box still holding Luna, “You know when me and your auntie Amber were learning to walk, we just held on to table ends and tried not to fall. We didn’t have toys or contraptions that made it fun for us. So, we’re gonna do it differently with you Little Moon, new baby, new tradition. Let’s do this kid.”
He puts Luna in her sit up floor seat so she can be across from him while he opens the box and takes the disassembled parts out piece by piece. He took out the instructions inside the box and saw that they were in Chinese. He flipped to the English section and saw from the diagram that the first step is to insert the easy to grip handle.
He reads the instructions, “Okay first step is…” The instructions might as well be in Chinese because he can’t make out what it’s trying to tell him, “Insert to parts for assemble which toy can have immediately.” He is taken back by this strange instruction and looks at Luna, “Can you make out what that means?” Luna’s only response was a raspberry to his amusement, “Okay it’s fine we got this, we are both smart and capable people who can put together a simple toy for you to walk with. It’s easy as pie.”
Meanwhile
Jo is at the beginning stages of a partial colectomy with her sister-in-law Amber DeLuca nee Karev assisting. She decided to let her sister assist her in her surgeries since she needs to learn as a resident even with all the residency program on probation. She feels bad for Amber knowing it isn’t what she signed up for when she first joined but she doesn’t show it because she knows Amber wants to hang tough and not show weakness. She mentally snorts at the similarities between her and Alex since it’s what Alex would do too.
As sad as Amber is in her work life, she’s making up for it with the joy in her personal life when she told them that she and DeLuca were pregnant back in March. Jo knew that she and DeLuca decided to try to have a baby and gave them her full support already embracing being an aunt and Luna having a cousin. It’s the kind of family she wished she had growing up and is grateful for Luna never having to know what that feels like.
“How’s the morning sickness?”
“It’s mostly gone. It only comes up after I eat a bagel with strawberry cream cheese so I cut that off.”
Jo sees the colon and keeps talking as she cuts, “Have you guys already started preparing for the baby when it comes?”
“We’re just going along with it as it goes. I want to know the sex first and then paint the nursery, I know there is neutral colors but I don’t want my baby’s room to look like vomit or a crab condiment. God knows there’s gonna be enough fluids as it is.”
Jo groans in disgust, “I know, how can so many disgusting things come out of something so cute and so small? It’s why I bought a diaper genie; I just wish it came with a maid to do the diapers and clean up the spit-up.”
“You’re really winning me over on motherhood.” Amber retorts sarcastically.
“But it’s all worth it.” Jo states with a smile behind her mask, “To have this small and wonderful person and claim her as your own it’s a new kind of love that takes you over and…makes you see life in a whole new way. Don’t worry your gonna do great and so is your man. And in case you need practice you guys can hijack Luna whenever you want. Preferably Friday nights so I can have sex with my hot, cranky husband.”
“Ugh can you not talk about that, that’s my brother and I’m afraid my morning sickness is gonna come back.”
Jo chuckles, “Sorry you know Luna is really excited about having a cousin. She even clapped when I read Forever Cousins the other night for bedtime.”
Amber grins, “Aww that’s sweet, it’s gonna be kind of cool, isn’t it? Us raising our kids together at the same time.”
“It does sound cool; I’m already seeing us having barbeque on the weekends with the guys grilling and us just sitting back and drinking cheap wine while the kids are playing on the swing set in the back.”
“Jo by then swing sets will probably be dead and our kids will play with virtual reality goggles or whatever technology is gonna take them away from precious family time.”
Jo starts dissecting the colon, “Well you get my point I’m just really excited. I used to think I would never get those sitcom families that fight and make up in the end with the audience cheering in the background. And now here I am a mom and a soon to be aunt, I’m probably gonna compete with Carina over who’s the favorite but I will welcome it.”
Amber chuckles, “It would be nice to see that and if we have a girl, you guys can hand us some of Luna’s old clothes and recommend toys for us.”
“Well hopefully one is being assembled as we speak. I got Luna this walking toy that’s supposed to encourage babies to take their first steps. I was gonna assemble it after work but then Bailey asked me to operate so Alex offered to do it instead. He said it was a Mother’s Day gift along with the cake I saw in the fridge this morning.”
“That’s nice of him.”
Jo inhales uneasily, “Yeah hopefully he survives with his sanity intact.”
Amber narrows her eyes at that, “Jo it’s a toy for babies how hard can it be to put together?”
Two Hours Later
Alex tries to push the number 3 button shaped like a square onto the console but it doesn’t stick in causing him to groan in misery. He’s been trying to put together the toy for the past two hours and so far he’s only gotten as far as the easy to grip handle that has one end sticking out. Luna has been at the front seat of her dad’s failure with a blank face.
The instructions get more confusing as he reads along making him think that the English translation was rough from the Chinese. He’s starting to see why Jo underestimated his ability to put it together. It makes him appreciate her even more knowing how hard it must have been to play handy man with crappy instructions. Honestly it was a miracle she didn’t have a nervous breakdown since he’s close to having one. Luckily the instructions are also in Italian so he called his brother-in-law to translate hoping it sounds intelligible in his language. Andrew DeLuca enters the nursery surprised to find Alex cross legged on the floor holding a button and glaring at it like he wants to kill it. He clears his throat and cautiously approaches him.
“Hey man how’s it going?”
Alex growls under his breath, picks up the manual and reads out one of the steps, “Gently forward piece for coupling with warning about many danger. Can you make out what that means? Because either I am missing something or China is trying to make us insane with these instructions making it easier to attack.”
Andrew spots the button on his hand and points to the console, “That 3 button your holding looks like it goes right there.”
Alex chuckles darkly, “Yeah it does doesn’t it? Here let me just fit it in there.” Alex tries to put the button in the console but it refuses to merge no matter how hard he pushes, “I have an MD, I was the interim chief of surgery and I run my own department. A department for kids so toys are what I give them all day so they can feel better about me cutting into them. This toy is for my daughter so that she can walk so why the hell is it not letting me teach her how to walk!”
Andrew looks at Luna in her floor seat where she’s teething, “I think your teaching her about how to have a nervous breakdown properly.” Andrew grins but Alex has none of it as he glares at his brother-in-law, “Right not the time to be funny. Doesn’t the store have some kind of service to put these things together?”
Alex throws the button to the floor, “It does but this damn thing costs 50 bucks and it costs another 50 to put it together.”
“It’s a gig economy. So why am I here then?”
Alex holds out the manual to him from the floor, “There are instructions in Italian and you read it don’t you?”
He grabs the manual and flips the page, “Yeah.”
“Great then you can translate and hopefully Italy is smart enough to translate into actual sentences.”
Andrew raises his eyebrow at the menial task, “You called me over here to be your translator? I’m pretty sure there’s an app where you take a picture of the page and it can translate.”
Alex pinches the bridge of his nose, “I am on the brink of losing it so forgive me if I’ve forgotten about the advancements of technology. Now either you sit down and help me put this damn thing together or the nursery will be painted red instead.”
Andrew eyes widen at that threat knowing full well how violent his in-laws can be. He kneels down and reads the instructions, “Okay let me read this and translate…” His eyebrows furrow at the instructions reading them out loud to Alex, “To make seat with secure fasten red pin C to happy. Huh…I guess Italy got it wrong too.” Alex grabs one of Luna’s plushies and squeezes the bunny in anger taking a deep inhale and exhale. Andrew tries to read the instructions and Luna is in her chair giving a wide grin as if mocking them.
8:17 PM
Jo enters her house with Amber behind her carrying wine for her and Alex and mineral water for Amber. They head to the kitchen to set the bottles down on the counter and Jo looks around at the empty room.
“Where is Alex? He said he would be home by now.” Amber shrugs and they hear a shout coming from upstairs that sounds like Alex. They look at each other confused before Jo grabs the tiny screen that’s connected to the HelloBaby monitor camera upstairs in Luna’s room. They look at the monitor to find Alex in there sitting on the floor in front of the desecrated toy he said he would build for Jo. Jo sighs gathering the information, “I guess my husband got overconfident again and is suffering the consequences.” Jo sees Luna still in her seat giggling at the scene, “On the bright side Luna is enjoying her real-life sitcom that is her daddy building a toy.”
Amber leans in closer when she spots a familiar person sitting next to Alex leaning forward on his knees holding a purple wheel that’s supposed to go with the walker. She sees him from the side and can tell he is about to lose it, “What is Andrew doing in there?”
Jo grins amused, “Questioning his stance on pending fatherhood maybe.” Amber looks at Jo with a raised eyebrow and looks back at the screen.
Meanwhile
Alex takes a deep breath trying to keep the toy standing up with the purple back legs providing support. It looks almost like the box depicts it as except the buttons are hanging out and not pushed in and the pink phone is discarded on the floor. He barely makes a dent in inserting the legs into the main front with one wheel missing that he spots in Andrew’s hands as he is leaning against his knees no doubt as cranky as him about this cursed toy. He grabs the wheel and tries to put the wheel in but instead it makes the entire toy structure crumble down and the buttons are scattered across the floor. Alex and Andrew look on in angsty defeat while Luna grins at the carnage no doubt thinking this is playtime.
Andrew quickly stands up, frustration evident on his face, “I give up I tried man I tried but this-this cazzo is impossible!” Alex merely sits in silent defeat while Andrew goes in a rant, “Porca miseria I’ve been beaten up, I’ve been stabbed, I’ve worked in Italy while it was a hot pandemic spot but this toy for your daughter is the evilest thing I have ever faced! Sono un dannato chirurgo e non riesco a mettere insieme un cazzo di giocattolo.” (Translation: I’m a damn surgeon and I can’t put a fucking toy together.) Alex looks at Andrew taken back by him ranting in Italian but his brother-in-law doesn’t notice as he continues his tirade, “Come farò a fare questo per mio bambino? e perché hanno bisogno di giocattoli fantasiosi per camminare?” (Translation: How will I do this for my baby? And why do they need fancy toys for walking?)
Alex nods but doesn’t catch one word of his speech and overlaps in his rambling, “I can see that your very upset.”
Andrew doesn’t listen while Luna looks at her uncle blankly no doubt not even registering his foreign language, “Non li avevamo e tutto è andato bene. È dannatamente pazzesco che queste istruzioni non abbiano senso, non significano un cazzo!” (Translation: We didn’t have them and we’re fine. It’s damn crazy that these instructions don’t make sense, they don’t mean shit!)
A loud cough stops Andrew in his rant causing him and Alex to turn to find Amber and Jo standing outside the door with concerned grins on both of their faces. Jo walks past the men as they start to calm down and picks up Luna from her seat.
“Did your daddy and uncle have a hard time today, Luna Bear?” Jo looks down at Alex in sympathy causing him to stand up in exhaustion, “Did you learn any new Italian words from your uncle Andrew?”
Andrew sighs at that, “I didn’t realize I slipped back into my native tongue.”
Amber pouts at Andrew putting her hand over his chest, “You hit your breaking point?”
“This thing is evil.” Andrew states in his most serious voice, “It-It is designed so that parents can’t make it and their kids’ development is held off until the damn employee at the store assembles it and makes money from our misery.”
“You and I are finally in agreement.” Alex states rubbing his temples and sits in the rocking chair tired.
Andrew inhales and exhales before speaking, “I have a new hatred for China and our countries inability to translate correctly. How would you feel about a potato and a stick for our baby to play with instead? I mean you didn’t get a fancy stroller and you turned out okay.”
Amber squeezes Andrew’s shoulder in comfort, “I would make fun of you for not assembling a toy but I have a feeling I would incite another Italian soap opera scene.”
“I think we’re gonna hold off on you learning to walk until I can assemble this thing and show your daddy how it’s done.” Jo bounces Luna up and down smiling at her, “Yeah you’ll learn soon that mommy has all the answers yes she does.”
“She really does.” Alex agrees in a tired tone before standing up and standing in front of his family with a guilty look, “I’m sorry. I wanted to show you guys how much I love and appreciate you but instead I showed you all the ways a guy can screw up what a mom can’t.”
Jo grins at Alex in appreciation, “We already know how much you love us, you don’t have to put together a toy that even NASA couldn’t assemble. The fact that you tried to and never gave up is enough for us.” Jo kisses Alex while holding Luna with Andrew and Amber still in the room looking away awkwardly.
Amber turns to Andrew with a smile, “How about this Bob the Builders to show us how much you appreciate the things we do for your current and future kid’s you guys can make us dinner and then after we can eat that cake in the fridge. Meanwhile me, Jo, and Luna will put together this toy that seems to have broken you.” Andrew groans in agreement with Alex rubbing the back of his neck, “Is that a good compromise boys?”
The men look at each other for a moment and nod, “I’ll get the stuff to make chicken tetrazzini.”
“I’ll pre heat the stove.” Alex offers gladly and both of them walk out of the room determined to get away from the baby toy that is scattered all over the floor. Jo and Amber chuckle at their husband’s helplessness and sit down on the floor in front of the toy parts with Luna in Jo’s lap.
“Oh, Luna Bear where would you be without mommy?”
Amber picks up the purple handle, “Probably still laughing at her daddy and uncle’s expense. How do you…” Amber tries to put the handle together with the front but it doesn’t to her ire, “I can see why my husband had an Italian breakdown.”
“Give it to me.” Amber hands Jo the handle that she attaches to the front with laughable ease to Amber’s shock.
“How did you do that?”
“Oh, honey you should’ve seen me when I tried to assemble Luna’s activity garden, that made our men’s scene look like amateur acting.”
Amber chuckles, “Happy Mother’s Day.”
Jo grins at her pregnant sister-in-law, “Happy Mother's Day.”
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munamania · 1 year
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Favorite muna song i want to start listing to them and trust your taste and opinions completely
omgg.. <3 you are giving me full reign to lez nerd out rn
i feel like this is a good one to start with i recommend it to everyone!! self love anthem and it’s SAUR fun!! i have a distinct memory of seeing them open for phoebe and whipping my phone out so i’d remember it cause it slays
would probably be criminal not to include her. queer celebration anthem that has made me sob several times over. also naomi laughed last night when i fucked up the ‘right now!’ jo tries to get the crowd to do during the verse so now i think of that <3 also recommend looking up a live version during trumps presidency their added bit to the bridge was rlly beautiful
this is my agenda. it’s so beautiful. the og slays too this is just like. naomi’s vocals katie’s alto realness 😫 and the production!! like. get some headphones and sit back for this one
oh my god. the bridge… ascending
i was abt to say crying on the bathroom floor but around u came on in the car and it is one of my Absolute favorites i play a lot. also fun knowing it’s abt naomi. truly poetry but yeah the whole first album u can sort of follow the songs abt naomi and sort of… back and forth between them i looooove them. i will stop now here is a little top 5 starter pack <3 report back if you’d like at any point
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ma1dita · 2 months
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hp!verse masterlist
a reminder: fuck jk rowling
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key: fluff - ☼ angst - ☽ smut - ☆ jo's favorite - ᥫ᭡
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marauders era oneshots
「 ✦ remus lupin ✦ 」
to chase the sun ☼
more than friends, less than lovers ☼
「 ✦ james potter ✦ 」
it will pass ☼ & ☽ , without a doubt ☼ & ☽ (pt 2)
kiss his face with an uppercut ☼ ᥫ᭡ , heavy hitter ☆ (pt 2)
this will be our year ☼ 
about you ☽
no hard feelings ☼ & ☽
「 ✦ sirius black ✦ 」
liar, liar ☆ & ☽ , truth be told ☆ & ☽ (pt 2)
tangible ☼ & ☽ ᥫ᭡
「 ✦ regulus black ✦ 」
to love is to rest ☼
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marauders era miniseries
「 ✦ remus lupin ✦ 」
my love, mine, all mine ☼ & ☽ (on hiatus)
「 ✦ james potter ✦ 」
en route ☽ masterpost (five part series on hiatus)
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thegeminisage · 1 year
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Hmm. 20-22 inclusive …. making you be negative 😈 I’m assuming you’ll do zelda but as a scholar I’m also interested in your spn thoughts so you pick mwah
oooh dealer's choice this is so tough...what if i just answer for both LMAO im so sorry ok Lets Go
20. part of canon you found tedious or boring
for zelda: i really, really wish i liked wind waker. i wanna like wind waker so fucking bad. i love wind waker's story. i love wind waker's ganondorf. i love how bright and cheerful the graphics are contrasted with how solemn it is underground. i love the dungeons and the gameplay. but god i HATE the cartoony little balloon heads. it takes me right out of those serious moments. i don't mind stylization but if it could have been just a LITTLE BIT. less stylized. just a LITTLE LESS like animal crossing characters. it's beautiful to look at but for a game with such serious hidden elements WHICH I LOVE i find trouble taking it seriously.
for spn: god, all of crowley's little arcs. he was almost never interesting, and while you can excuse bad writing for cas because it's cas, you can't make crowley happen. fetch is never gonna happen! you can show me his fun hot mom and his dead son and it still isn't happening! he's just the walking talking embodiment of the "angels and demons are just like OFFICE WORKERS" trope which i hate so fucking deeply because it's the least sexy direction they ever took and the exact opposite of what i want from my angels and demons. all of the middle seasons suffered deeply from this. crowley COULD have been interesting, but tbh, i liked him best in the season they killed him off.
21. part of canon you think is overhyped
for zelda: i could do wind waker again but actually i completely understand the hype, bc wind waker is a great game even if i can't deal with it like a normal person. same with botw - i found most of the joy thru exploration, so it just didnt Hit on replays the way other zeldas do, but its influence cannot be understated and the hype is deserved. what if everybody is right all the time to hype any and everything about zelda?? oh wait actually. sorry. twilight princess ilia. idk if people hype her but if they do theyre wrong. love and light to her, she's Fine, but it feels kind of like a knockoff of malon (superior) and i generally dislike when link has romantic interests besides zelda, even if the love interest gets amnesia (wistful sigh). this sin was especially egregious bc zelda barely has any screentime at all, but i forgive tp for this because what screentime she DOES have is spent being in lesbians with midna. so it works out just this once due to the power of gay people, but that's some thin fucking ice. anyway, sorry to ilia and ilia fans for being a misogynist
for spn: i hate canon claire. i can't get into it in depth but like...sorry, even without the issue of My Own Claire Ideas, i still don't know if i could do it. being gay does not save her from having the exact same "damaged but spunky teen girl" personality given to almost EVERY OTHER TEENAGE GIRL (or young woman) on the show. to some extent she, krissy, mary from the winchesters, charlie, jo, alex, etc etc all have the same personality with a few defining quirks tacked on as an afterthought. do i love some of these characters? yes, of course. are they well-written? absolutely not <3
22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores
for zelda: in general, i think skyward sword gets a bad rap despite lanayru desert's entire (waves hand vaguely) and zelda being a fucked up evil goddess who canonically manipulates link's love for her. AND GROOSE. never forget groose. more specifically i think not enough people have acknowledged 1. the champions corpses are definitely still in those cockpits 2. oot link essentially became a stalfos by walking into the lost woods without navi and never came back. hello?? generally those dark little implications that u have read between the lines to get <3
for spn: oh baby its michael!dean. i waited so long and i only really got what i wanted for one episode but it was so good. it was SO good. no one else is as hype about the fact that it took nine REAL LIFE YEARS to get there. a DECADE of my finite time on earth. but ohhh was it ever worth the wait. what else could i possibly write 100k+ about
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modelewis · 2 years
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Meet the Grid Day 10/21: Max Verstappen! The flying [Belgian-]Dutchman who needs no wings to soar. 🏆
Alt text and sources below the cut!
Alt text: Two informational graphics about racing driver Max Verstappen. The background/border is a dark red-tinted photo of him driving in a Formula 1 race. A navy overlay is semi-opaque on top, overlaid with red and white text and colorful images.
Image 1 reads “Max Verstappen, #1, VER” next to a headshot of him with an index finger up emoji and a trophy emoji, his signature, and the Red Bull logo, then “About: Born Max Emilian Verstappen on September 30, 1997 (Age 24, Libra) in Hasselt, Belgium (Races under the Dutch flag). Son of Formula 1 driver Jos Verstappen and karter Sophie Kumpen who grew up living (and racing) along the Belgian-Dutch border. Became the youngest-ever driver to both debut and win in Formula 1 at just 17 years old. 2022 teammate: Sergio Pérez at Red Bull (Teammates for 2 seasons).” Next to this text is a photo of a young Max holding his karting helmet, a Belgian flag emoji, a Dutch flag emoji, a map of where he’s from in Belgium (showing both Belgium and the Netherlands), and a photo of Max and Sergio.
Image 2 reads “Facts and Stats: Verstappen skipped Formula 2 entirely after being selected by Toro Rosso straight from Formula 3 for the 2015 F1 season. He raced in Formula 1 before getting his driver's license at the age of 18. His favorite meal is carpaccio and tomato soup. F1 career: 70 podiums, 16 poles, 28 wins, 1815.5 points, 1x WDC (2021), and 154 starts. 2022 so far: 10 podiums, 3 poles, 8 wins, and 258 points (1st in WDC). Future plans: Staying with Red Bull through (at least) 2028 on a 5-year extension.” Next to this text is a red racecar emoji, a red road car emoji, a tomato emoji, a hand with all five fingers splayed out emoji, and the 2022 Red Bull car livery.
Biographical information and racing records from Wikipedia (Double-checked for accuracy, but if you notice anything wrong, let me know!)
Additional race stats from statsf1.com
Source about Max’s mother, Sophie Kumpen, and her own karting career (in Dutch) from Wikipedia (Plus a sweet anecdote via Reddit about how she took care of him after the 2021 season and made him comfort food—presumably tomato soup!)
Source for Verstappen’s records as the youngest to both debut in Formula 1 and win an F1 race via Formula 1 on Twitter
Source for Max’s favorite meal being carpaccio and tomato soup from Red Bull Racing
Announcement regarding Verstappen’s 5-year contract extension from Red Bull Racing
Image credits:
Background image from José Pablo Domínguez on Unsplash
Official headshot and Red Bull logo from Red Bull Racing
Various emoji from Apple/iOS, downloaded from Emojipedia
Signature vector from Wikipedia
Young Verstappen photo from Bas Kaligis via /u/fried_cereal69 on Reddit
Belgian-Dutch map/outline from favpng.com
Verstappen/Pérez photo from Christian Bruna with REUTERS
Livery photo from XPB Images via RaceFans
Other graphics from Canva
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kingkatsuki · 2 years
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Jo!!
All these grandparent asks have me in the feels!! I miss my grandparents so much, (well 3 of them, my mom's dad was a piece of crap so I never claimed him as a grandpa! He cheated on my grandma and left her to raise 4 kids all on her own, I didn't even meet him till I was 7. So I only had 3 grandparents!)
This is a fun fact, but I have 9 tattoos and 3 of them represent my grandparents lol. I have the 3 initials of my grandparents on my wrist, I have an infinity symbol interlaced with a butterfly and an anchor to rep my dad's parents (my grandpa was in the Navy hence anchor, and my grandma loved butterflies) and I have a book with a heart and my other grandmas actual signature in it because she loved to read books, I think I get my love of reading smutty fics from her because she loved those cheesy romance novels lol, she used to have a big duffle bag full of them!
I don't really know how my grandparents met, but my momma met my dad at the local fair, my mom was on a date with someone else lol, but she met my dad and they have been together ever since, 32 years as of March this year.
I hope you have the best most relaxing weekend ever!!!!
OMG THATS SO LOVELY! I love that she was on a date with someone else and she met your dad instead?!?! That’s the stuff of fanfics too I love.
I also LOVE fairs and fair dates, I think Bakugou would be the perfect guy for one of those🥺
I’m loving all these stories too, honestly it’s so lovely to hear and it just makes me soft😭💕
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the-book-queen · 2 years
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theboarsbride · 1 year
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15 Questions, 15 People
tagged by @emilynightshade89 - thanks so much!! 🤝🤝
Nickname: Jojo, or also just Jo! IRL I was called Josie a lot in school, especially when I was a kid lmao. XD
Sign: Aquarius
Height: 5'3"
Last Thing I Googled: The cultural community plan for my city - for a final paper I'm working on RIP. ;_;
Song Stuck in My Head: Stranger in Town by Toto (i blame the fact that Brad Dourif is in the music video - looking scrungle heehee)
Amount of Sleep: Uhhhhhhhh it varies but usually 5-6 hours?? Sometimes 4???? College has obliterated my sleeping habits.
Dream Job: Working in a bookstore or an editor! Tbh I'm content with doing anything pertaining to books!
Wearing: Blue pajama t-shirt and dark navy-blue pants with goofy aah stars on them lmao. Also swaddled in a heated blanket because no heat in my dorm and it's below 20 degrees out- ;_;
Movies/books That Summarize You: Crimson Peak, Panna a Netvor, Legend (1985), Lord of the Rings, The Silence of the Lambs, Alien, Spongebob (because deadass this is what my roommates and I have been watching for almost 2 months, nonstop), Beauty by Susan Wilson, A Taste for Monsters by Matthew Kirby.
Favorite Song: Oooohhh..... uhhhhhhhhhhh I can't really pick one... I do love a lot of Lady Gaga's stuff, Siouxsie and the Banshees, and Clan of Xymox lmao
Instrument: Clarinet! Played it in middle school and most of high school!
Aesthetic: I strive to achieve some balance between light/dark academia and cottagecore fhskjksdjkdjdskjdskjdskj
Favorite Author: I CANT PICK JUST ONE UUGGGHHHH!!!! Gonna maybe go with Angela Carter or Grady Hendrix
Random Fun Fact: I served Matthew McConaughey at a charity banquet. (actually I served a table, like, 3 tables away from his, but I saw him and he walked past me close enough where I could've touched him if he didn't have security with him!)
tagging: @ladycavalier @wormedeye @hobbitmajora @hestyvesta and whoever would wish to do this!!!
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darcywho · 2 years
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She grew up in northwest Portland with her Scottish-transplant father and her chainsaw artist step-mother. Because of her step-mother’s chosen profession, they needed a place with room to carve, which meant they shelled out extra money--managed by her father’s vintage car restoration business and a WWII-era bond her step-mother had inherited from good ol’ Grandpa DumDum--and found a house on the edge of one of many woodlands. 
The deal was that so long as Darcy could see the house, she could play in the woods, which is how she became especially adept at playground games like hide-and-seek and tag. Her step-mother often joked that she played tag with Bigfoot. 
Her brother visited once just before she started middle school. He’d come to the house to find Joanna blocking out part of a trunk of red cedar, piles of sawdust blanketing the ground around her. She let the saw idle as she straightened to talk to Brock before hitching a gloved hand over her sawdusted shoulder to the copse of woods behind the house. “She’s hanging out with Bigfoot,” she claimed with a laidback grin. “Good luck finding her, she’s built a fort somewhere within shouting distance, and Greg and I have yet to find it.” 
There was a part of him that was concerned about the laissez-faire parenting he’s stumbled upon, but when he calls out for his sister she yells his name back, clearly pleased he’s there. Were it not for the shifting branches and bushes coupled with the sound of breaking foliage and her shoes,--although he found shortly thereafter that she convinced Jo to buy her a pair of hiking boots that look more like the ones the Navy issued to him--pounding the ground in a dead sprint to come barreling out of the forest to throw herself at him in the most aggressive hug to date.
Even he couldn’t clock where she had run from; the density of the trees made it difficult to visually pinpoint her advance, though Brock could tell she started somewhere to the northeast of the house. 
She had small twigs, leaves, and pine needles tangled in her curls, and a smudge of dirt across her cheek to boot. She grinned up at him, the little gap in her teeth on full display, as she rushed out, “I thought you weren’t coming until 3! Did you get in early? Did you talk to Jo? Where’d you put your stuff? Can I show you my fort?”  
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