#joking but like

[lesbiandardevil]

PLS DO MATT MURDOCK AS A PRIEST FROM THE NEWEST DAREDEVIL (2022) ISSUE I AM BEGGING YOU

he's only in it for the outfits !

sorry anon but i am nowhere near the 2022 issue (still in the 90s im a slow reader) and i don't wanna be spoiled (everything i learn about this run is against my will) but when those pics got to my tl i thought it was really funny cause it reminded me of this mattelektra fleabag au i had in mind back in april when i was in fact watching fleabag for the first time (ugly old doodles hidden for ugly doodles reasons) so yeah! hot priest matt moment with the silly outfit !

#i was like how funny would it be if instead of becoming a lawyer he turned to god after his fathers death #now i dont think its funny anymore #idk why everyone loves this idea personally i want to d word #joking but like #its the worst thing that ever happened to me #but thats just everything i hear about this run sadly #all my friends say i wont like it when i read and ehm yeah #anyway!! #i rewatched fleabag like last week and its just #i cant escape priests #daredevil stuff #matt murdock #daredevil #elektra natchios #mattelektra #asks #my art

[tw33k-tucker]

Me if I ever see a Clockwork Fictionkin who is my age /j

#creepypasta #ticci toby #clockwork #fictionkin #Joking but like #Be my friend #stupid meme #Im not funny

[quicksilverdaisyday]

i like how we’ve just decided there is something uniquely wrong with kyle. why is that. is it because he’s blonde

#kyle katayanagi #joking but like #what is wrong with that boy… #it’s bc he’s named kyle!!!! /j

[sonknuxadow]

charmy bee haters dni

#joking but like #''hes annoying'' ''hes immature'' hes 6

[princessmo]

hm. my plan of following "the old fat white guy in the hawaiian shirt" to keep track of my dad isn't quite working at the ohio state fair. who'd have thunk

#joking but like #there's a large populace of em here

[be-gay-do-several-crimes]

Thinking about when my boyfriend confessed that at age 12 he read a Drarry eggpreg fic where Draco got pregnant with an egg and Harry had to feed the egg through his ass and I was like wow. i still want to date you

i regret ever joining tumblr

#asks :D #thehellsystem #joking but like

[wellthatschaotic]

when y. when you havent had your period in months and begin to worry youre the second virgin mary

#joking but like #according to our calender our last one was february #and weve had symptoms since then?? like waves of cramps + headaches + overly moody #but we have not bled since february #which is good and bad #bc now im getting worried #menstruation tw

[suresaint]

remember lesbians if your job doesn’t let you wear a baseball cap whilst you’re at work that’s discrimination 😤

#out of character. #joking but like #😔😔😔 #was banging on about this happening to me today sorry @ bex for having to deal with that

[pissywiser]

you have no idea how great you have been for my mental health recently.

☆- Put this star in the inbox of your favorite blogs it’s time to spread positivity!

omg lily 😭😭😭😭😭

ily so so so so much <3333333333333333333333

i fucking love your blog so much youre so cool xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

#<3333 #grey answers #themaxbyers #can you tell im being genuinely affectionate i dont think theres enough of <3333 and xxxxxx #joking but like #its so harddddd idk why

[irusanw4]

You aren’t a true author unless you suggest something for shits and giggles and then it becomes a permanent thing

#joking but like #only kind of #I made a character's favorite food flowers #and one of my characters drinks diluted vinegar #also this is my first post that's cool #unless you count the reblog I made my account for

[spineless-lobster]

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

#danteposting #I hope you guys like my stupid history jokes #the divine comedy

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism) #and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles?? #i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny! #concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking! #(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots) #y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.