Me: What a delightful little one-shot scene.
Fic: [expectant look]
Me: ...oh no.
I just need an ending to this Morlawny and I can post it, but they keep talking and where's the end point? They already did the smut, why can't THAT be all. 😭
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Squeeeeeeeeeze!!! You've been given a hug! Send this to all the people who you think deserve a hug. Let the hugging begin! ♥
Omg tysvm with all of my mental stress and commission deadlines ty so very much for this hug. sometimes i just wanna drink some warm coacoa and take a break
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i judt need you to know i LOVE kichi and i need to see her with Gai please i need the pining and they need a kissu
Oh Anon 🤭 thank you I'm glad you enjoyed the fic!
It's funny you should say that, the original plan was just to write one or two scenes of gai's team meeting kichi and being really impressed with her general badassery as well as how she dealt with gai's... everything lol
then a scene when they idk come back late from a mission and meet kichi, anko and kurenai, the three of them dressed to the nines for girls dinner date, and team gai are 1) struck by kichi being gorgeous 2) struck by Gai being very obviously in love with her and 3) horrified and incredulous when they realise it's mutual 🤣
and then the final scene was a toss up between an AMAZING confession in the middle of an important event/highly public "what do you MEAN you've loved me this whole time?! I'd have NOTICED if you loved me back" "hold on YOU LOVE ME BACK?!" or just straight up love confession sex where i get to write exactly WHY Gai is the jounin you wanna date
....as you can see, the fic got extremely off track 🤭🤭🤭
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Bunnies Vs Hares
Velvet: …
Jaune: …
Velvet: …
Jaune: Velvet, are you okay?
Velvet: I’m not angry.
Jaune: About what?
Velvet: I’m not angry.
Jaune: People say that when they’re angry.
Velvet: Well… I’m not angry.
Jaune: But, say if you were angry?
Velvet: But, I’m not angry!
Jaune: But, if you were! If you were angry. Why would you be angry?
Velvet: …
Velvet: …
Velvet: You have a hicky…
Jaune: Do I?
Velvet: You have a hicky on your neck.
Jaune: So you gave me a kichy, so what?
Velvet: I didn’t give you that hicky.
Jaune: …
Jaune: Oh…
Velvet: That hussie put a hicky, markings you as hers. On what that skank knows is already MINE!
Jaune: Oh…
Velvet: Oh… Oh?! OH?! That’s all you can say?!
Jaune: Well, to be fair…
Velvet: FAIR?!! You’ve been here for a week! And, you’ve slept with my mother, my sisters, and my aunt! You slept with all of them in a week, but not me?!
Jaune: YOU TOLD ME TO?! You were so happy that I was giving them a wide berth, that I was denying all of their various, well thought of, encouraging, and highly enticing… sexual advances… You were happy that I was denying all of them! But, you then told me you were upset, because you wanted me to?! And, now you’re angry with me because we’re fucking?! What the hell, Velvet?!
Velvet: Mmmmmm…!
Velvet: Because I can’t compete with them!
Jaune: Uhh… Beg pardon?
Velvet: Look at me?! I have long slender legs, a thin waist, a cute little butt, and I have long fluffy ears. I’m the cute, bubbly, and adorable; you’re typical, ‘wittle bunny wabbit~!’
Jaune: And, I love that about you!
Velvet: Thank you. But, I’m the only bunny here, and I’m competing with the hares! I trying to seduce you with cute, and cuddly, when they’re using raw sexual appeal! I mean, look at me, and compare me to my aunt, Rumi!
Jaune: Okay…? I’ll go do… that…
Jaune: Talk about being tight in all the right places…
Velvet: Oh no… I shouldn’t have told you to do that!
Rumi: Hey, Jaune~! Wanna help me do some stretches~?
Jaune: S-S-Sure! I-I-I’ll talk to you later, Velvet!
Rumi: Have fun, Velvy, I know I will~!
Velvet: …
Velvet: Fuck!
Velvet: Okay… Don’t worry, Velvet, you’re still in the game. Time to break out the good’ol bunny suit! That will get him hot under the collar~!
Ilaria: Better make it the reverse bunny suit. I already did that.
Velvet: Godsdammit, Mom!
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Who on earth are you talking to, Kokichi? Calling people gay.
I would have to go to Vegas and pay top dollar to see hips sluttier than these. Why you got such slutty hips, Kichi?
(nobutforrealthough)
EXCUSE you??? those are the PROFESSIONAL hips of a STRAIGHT MAN
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