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amoytajqec8g4 · 1 year
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bebemoon · 1 year
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darci kistler as the sugarplum fairy and jessica lynn cohen as marie stahlbaum in “the nutcracker” (1993), dir. emile ardolino .
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athletic-collection · 8 months
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Mikey Kistler
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ziplequick · 6 months
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I finally have access to a scanner.
Space Hamsters! A classic prompt from Mark Kistler. I'm not sure when I started drawing it, but it got set aside and forgotten. It's too fun to leave unfinished, so I finished it when I found it.
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dozydawn · 6 months
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ns-sprite-editz · 6 months
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Chistuck, from the Greek letter Χ (pronounced like chiropractor).
Fankids but genetically descended from the Alpha Kids and raised by the Beta Kids, who in turn have raised themselves. "What the fuck", you ask?
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(There's not that much writing below.)
There was a space-time rift of weirdness on the meteor when the young ectobiologist (John) was creating his friends and their parents. Duplicate timelines that merged ended up with the guardian babies all deceased on the meteor, but all the Beta Kids and these weird, never-should-have-existed kids, being sent back in time to yet another different strange Earth.
So, in canon it goes:
Mom+Bro=Dave & Rose, and Nanna+Grandpa=Jade & John.
Here it is all mixed up and genes get crossed, with one kid from each new bond. That means:
Mom+Nanna=Kid, Mom+Grandpa=Kid, Nanna+Bro=Kid, and Bro+Grandpa=Kid.
They are not all related to each other by blood. The Nanna+Mom Kid is not related to the Grandpa+Bro Kid, and the Mom+Grandpa Kid is not related to the Nanna+Bro Kid.
The timing of the meteors has also changed so that the Beta Kids, who act as guardians to these Chi Kids, each raise each other in succession at the tender age of 16, with the exception of Jade who arrives first and is raised by the First Guardian.
I want to, at least for now keep some mystery, so when I refer to "second, third" Chi Kids, I am not referring to their order in the photoset. I am keeping it vague.
First Guardian: Arrives billions of years ago on Earth.
Jade: Arrives in 1943, is raised by the First Guardian.
Dave: Arrives in 1959, is raised by Jade and the First Guardian (sorta).
Rose: Arrives in 1975, is raised by Dave.
John: Arrives in 1991, is raised by Rose.
Oldest Chi Kid: Arrives October 23 2006, is raised by Jade.
Second Chi Kid: Arrives October 24 2006, is raised by Dave.
Third Chi Kid: Arrives March 14 2007, is raised by Rose.
Fourth Chi Kid: Arrives November 2 2007, is raised by John.
Basically long story short is that Andy, the Sylph of Time is going to try and go back to the Chi Kids origins and try to direct and navigate their team members through into the Beta Kids session, follow John onto the battleship and eventually to LOWAS after Game Over and then into the retconned Alpha Kids session to claim their prize so that they can live too, because they have no Space player and the Chi session is doomed no matter what so they have to get out of dodge, so to speak.
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metalchairz · 3 months
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Basic outfits of the Chi Kids, the biological offspring of the Alpha Kids who are raised by the Beta Kids. "Chi" as in "chiropractor" (kye, kai) Zero stabilizer on this.
Time/Space glitchy, warping pheneomena cause a timeline to arise where the Alpha Kids genetic material is crossed and mixed up creating the Chi Kids, before the Alpha Kid babies perish in the meteor lab. Another timeline where the ectobiology process continued as normal has the Beta Kids snatched from that timeline* and brought to the meteor lab where the Chi Kids are and the Alpha Kids are dead. The Beta Kids arrive on Earth in succession, so that they each raise the following Kid from infancy (Jade>Dave>Rose>John).
The Chi Kids then arrive and are raised in the same order from eldest to youngest (Raye raised by Jade, Gema raised by Dave, Andy raised by Rose, and for a short time John, and Ness raised by John).
The genetic parents are as follows:
Jane+Roxy= Andy, They/them. Half siblings are Gema and Ness, raised by half sibling Rose. Not genetically related to Raye.
Jane+Dirk= Gema, She/her. Half siblings are Andy and Raye, raised by half sibling Dave. Not genetically related to Ness.
Jake+Dirk= Raye, He/him. Half siblings are Gema and Ness, raised by half sibling Jade. Not genetically related to Andy.
Jake+Roxy= Ness, She/her. Half siblings are Andy and Raye, raised by half sibling John. Not genetically related to Gema.
*creating a timeline where there are only Alpha Kids (a doomed timeline)
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oldtimesnew · 3 months
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Danskin 1990
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by Don Kistler | The Church of England, increasingly angry over the Puritan’s unwillingness to conform to their practices (for which they found no Scriptural warrant or felt were throwbacks to Popery), began to persecute the Puritans to drive them out of their pulpits for being non-conformists...
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carnation-damnation · 2 years
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Who took the bomp
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realspaceships · 2 years
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Kistler Fully Reusable Launch Vehicle, a SpaceX Competitor
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Mikey Kistler
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kistlergmbh · 13 days
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ns-sprite-editz · 4 months
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I have zero idea when I'll finish these, but these are the other kids rooms.
Gema, Raye, and Ness.
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jiggin-with-jethro · 4 months
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Playing with the wake snake! Savage gear
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