#kristin trixtin

[psiithirisma]

AU where Phil is a single father of 3 and also owns a restaurant. Meets Kristin and falls in love but doesn't know how to "charm her" and neapolitrio (his kids) tries to help but they're little kids so it's all silly and cute.

Phil invites Kristin to a date in his restaurant after closing hours, she accepts. Then it's all just a nervous Phil + neapolitrio trying to create a romantic atmosphere and also one of them being the chef, one helping, and one the waiter.

He questions many /many/ times why he accepted to go with his boys' idea

Also, the 3 of them get Phil's instinctive dad side to show through the whole night by accident

little Tommy is the waiter and when he goes to ask them for their orders and is about to write them down he realizes he doesn't know how, so he asks Phil, who only sighs fondly and takes Tommy's notepad and pen and writes it for him. Kristin finds it adorable.

Tho the illusion is soon broken after Tommy thanks his dad and checks the notepad, frowns, and says out loud "dad I can't read this, your handwriting is shit!"

Phil, immediately: Tommy! Don't say that!

Tommy: what? Is true! You told us not to lie

Phil: no-

Tommy: am I not allowed to say bad things abt you in front of your girlfriend?

Phil: I meant don't curse.

Tommy: aw, that's not fair! you get to do it all the time.

Tommy: and Techno and Wilbur do it all the time when you aren't near!

Wilbur, from the kitchen: DON'T SNITCH YOU RAT!

Phil, whispering while he covers his red face: for fucks sake...

Tommy: see!!!

Tommy goes back to the kitchen shouting "Wiill, what does it says here? dad's handwriting is  dog poop!" which only gets more giggles from Kristin and for Phil to press his hands harder against his face.

That embarrassing bit over, Kristin and Phil move on and keep talking. But then you can hear from the speakers a young voice (Wilbur) whispering "it's this on? [Louder] Hello, dadza and Kristin! we made our own cool song for you lovebirds, wink".

It's followed by a song with really bad quality audio, bc none of them could figure out how to put a song properly so they just kept the speaker open meanwhile Wilbur leave the song playing through his cellphone.

This song is just some cover from an already existent one except for some parts being changed to Phil's and Kristin's name to, y'know, make it more romantic.

Phil considers death would be a kind fate at this point for him.

When the song ends, quick steps can be heard and the next second Wilbur is at their table, smiling wildly and asking Phil if he liked the song

Dad mode kicks in and all previous embarrassment almost seems like it never existed from the start

Phil: you have been improving a lot, well done, I loved it

Wilbur, beaming with joy: I learned it all by myself too!

Phil: wait all by yourself?

Wilbur: (intense nodding)

Phil: aw, mate! I'm so proud of you

Wilbur goes to the kitchen, celebrating after Phil's compliments.

Phil and Kristin go back to chatting, this time a little more at ease and without many interruptions, soft sounds emanating from the kitchen.

That's it until Techno shouts Phil's name and Wilbur is at the kitchen's entrance calling for Phil at the same time with a panicking expression.

Phil excuses himself and gets up from his seat at the speed of light to the kitchen. His ears are met by the sound of sniffles.

There, in the kitchen, he can see Techno kneeling in front of Tommy trying to calm him down while he holds Tommy's little hands gently.

Wilbur explains that Tommy was helping them cook by peeling potatoes but cut himself accidentally and now he's bleeding and they didn't know what to do nor where are the band-aids

Phil, being the only man ever, sorts the situation easily. Telling the twins where the medical kit is while he takes Tommy in his arms and washes the blood away with cold sink water, cradling him to console his youngest's sobs.

Soon enough Tommy it's all patched up (they only cleaned the cut and put a band-aid on it) but doesn't let go of his dad so Phil just kinda accepts this is his new lifestyle.

He's about to come back with the little blonde to his and Kristin's table but then realizes the woman admiring the scene from behind the counter. Phil is halfway mouthing an apology until Kristin seems to land on something and alerts them about the smoke coming from the stove.

They turn to look at it and oh yeah there's smoke coming from the stove oven...

When they open it, the family are met with more smoke that only gets Techno coughing and his face tainted with gray and the entire kitchen clouded. Oh there's also fire.

Kristin is this time who handles the situation, taking the emergency fire extinguisher from a wall near and putting out the fire, telling the twins to open the windows to clear the place of smoke.

After that Techno is already apologizing, embarrassed that he forgot about the chicken in the oven and also miscalculated the temperature.

But Phil just hugs him (the best he can without squeezing Tommy between them) and reassures him it's okay, that he appreciates that Techno tried and the only thing he cares about is that all 3 of them are okay.

Techno seems still unsure but any uncertainty he had is washed off when he feels Tommy's little hand giving him some comforting pats on the top of his head.

Wilbur breaks the tender moment by saying "unlike you pair of losers I did everything right so I think I just deserve a hug for awesomeness” which makes Phil laugh and both, Techno and Tommy, flip him off.

Tommy also shows him his tongue, y'know, for a double offense.

They get scolded (“kids, don't flip your brother off”) and Wilbur joins the hug, against Tommy and Techno's wishes.

Phil (with Tommy still in his arms) and Kristin return to their table, followed by two tired twins who just pull some chairs near them, sitting next to Phil, each on each side.

Kristin and Phil look at each other in silence, both tired but smiling.

“Pizza?”.

“Pizza”.

#long post #sbi au #sleepy bois inc #sbi #tommyinnit #technoblade #wilbur soot #philza #kristin trixtin #sbi family au #sbi family dynamic #fluff

[dyketubbo]

just had an Idea(tm). i know some people have been deciding on who wouldve found tallulah if we were to just retcon her og dad and some have said well itd just be fit or they hc that techno or missa did it but i like the idea of kristin finding her especially since tallulah can canonically see ghosts and such so it makes sense for her to be connected to kristin

#i do like her hair being black specifically for missa tho even if kristins is also black #bc tallulah matching missa is cute :] missa funny #but you know me. big fan of women. so i gotta include women whenever i can #mask mews #tallulah qsmp #kristin trixtin #i think thats been my tag for her. i forgor #qsmp #honestly in terms of whats Canon i do think its best and easiest that hes just Dead #but its cool to reimagine th8ings a lil

[philza-updates]

Kristin posted on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Trixtin @/trixtin. It reads “Me, my husband, and my husbands boyfriend”. Attached is a photo of Kristin with Phil on her right and Missa on her left. Phil and Kristin have one hand overlayed over each other’s hand palm to palm. Phil’s other hand is holding one of Missa’s above Kristin’s head. All three of them are staring into the camera. Kristin’s expression is neutral, Phil is smiling slightly and Missa has his chin raised while looking down at the viewer, his other hand rubbing at his neck.

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#misstrixtin #trixtin #kristin #mumza #ph1lza #philza #missasinfonia #mcyt #image id #no id in alt text

[anartisticdreamer0]

i love them

#top 5 best straight couples #i love them #phistin #kristin #philza #trixtin #kril :> #great couple #i love married people

[noven-warsh]

correct me if I'm wrong but

#qsmp #qsmp cellbit #q!cellbit #qsmp forever #q!forever #qsmp philza #q!philza #forever player #philza minecraft #mumza #kristin #trixtin #misstrixtin

[copepods]

meet cute

#miss trixtin #misstrixtin #trixtin #philza #dsmp #mcyt #art #fish makes art #since phil is like 3000 and i hc dsmp to be postapocalyptic i think phil met kristin around modern day in the timeline... funny thought #drug mention

[vpofcookies]

The Angel and his lady Death

@fan-of-chaos I finally finished it :D

#art #mcyt #vpoc draws #philza #ph1lz4 #miss trixtin #kristin #love is real #c!philza

[a1sart]

Blue Diamond Miss Trixtin and Pearl Philza for @chrisrin 's gemcyt au!!

#mcyt #miss trixtin #philza #gemcyt #als art #I was just vibing thinking about this au when I realized Kristin would be a great blue diamond #I feel like I could have done more with this design but blue diamonds actual design is pretty simple so I didn't want to add too many thing #also phil was going to be a green pearl at first but I wanted him to be blonde so I made him yellow-green <3 #that is the only reason I made that choice #also maybe a bit of a reference to that pink diamond lizzie and lime pearl joel #now TWO diamonds have off color green pearls because they love their silly little husbands #also phil's hair covers his eyes as a reference to blue pearl in the show #look at the cracked gems on kristins hat btw #mayhaps an example to other gems not to cross her? or just a decoration? probably both knowing her

[redraven3093]

you know is kind of ironic how rn Wilbur is treated like he didn't exist just like Mumza in the previous SMP.

like Willbur had gaslit Philza to make him think that his wife didn't exist and was just someone Philza made up.

and now in QSMP, everyone is convinced that Willbur is just someone Quackity made up in his fantasy and is not real

#don't mind me #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp wilbur #qsmp quackity #qsmp kristin #trixtin #kristin #mumza #qsmp mumza #like how the turn tables

[catzgam3rz]

Been thinking about her a lot soooo

New Mumza design! Her wings are inspired by the Barn Owl

(General design inspired by @theellipelli and @jackie-mae 's mumza designs :D)

#rambles #my art #mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #mumza #kristin #miss trixtin #misstrixtin #mumza fanart #philza #ph1lza #philza fanart #AUGH.... WOMEN #I had a lot of fuckin fun with this one >:D I might end up fucking with saturation but other than that I really like it! #and I think I got her body really close to the ref pic I was using so i'm happy about that progress :D

[mirrorghoststhings]

A meeting with Lady Death

#I’m actually so happy with this :)) #I love Kristin and all the goddess of death designs #Idk if I should tag this as qsmp #Eh why not #qsmp #philza #philza minecraft #trixtin #mumza fanart #goddess of death fanart #Kristin goddess of death #digital art #my art <3 #Please tell me if I need to fix any tags👍

[psiithirisma]

M.... MOTHER OF THREE.. MY HEART ;;;;;;

#mumza #kristin trixtin #sbi #sleepy bois inc #sleepyblr

[ghostly-kal]

I tought she deserved a sword :D

#it took me 9h i am dying lmao #also if u see a picture on pinterest with this pose its because i used it as a base reference lol #mumza #mumza fanart #trixtin #kristin minecraft #kristin fanart #dsmp #dsmp fanart #philza mcyt #digital art #my art

[philza-updates]

Philza posted on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Philza Minecraft @/Ph1LzA. It reads “Happy Halloween!!! 🎃”. Attached is an edited together photo of Phil and Kristin in Hallowe’en costumes in a video game mansion, presumably from Resident Evil. Kristin, who is wearing a Lady Dimitrescu costume with a somewhat condescending smile on her lips, is edited to be significantly taller than Phil, who is dressed as Ethan Winters and looking up at Kristin towering over him.

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#ph1lza #philza #misstrixtin #trixtin #kristin #mumza #mcyt #image id #no id in alt text

[anartisticdreamer0]

the best part about watching phil’s pov is hearing kristin laugh distantly in the background

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp forever #yes he has everything to do with this #kristin my beloved #trixtin

[demonadelem]

Niki fr tryna steal Kristin while her husband is in the back.

#trixtin #misstrixtin #phistin #mumza #philza #nihachu #kristin is more likely to cheat not b/c either of them unfaithful but b/c phil has 0 game & kristin attracts bitches like a magnet