#laurance….. my love….. woah

[starhvney]

𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒

𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: blaze, garroth, gene, laurance

𝐂𝐖: NSFW, sexual content and kinks, but nothing extreme or disturbing

𝐀/𝐍: woah omg guys who wrote this?! it wasn't me i swear!! (it was me) i’ll probably make a part two with the other men i didn’t include in this one but um… yeah someone needs to restrain me i’m biting my keyboard

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵𝑺 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑻, 𝑰𝑭 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑮𝑬 𝑶𝑹 𝑼𝑵𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑭𝑶𝑹𝑻𝑨𝑩𝑳𝑬 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑺𝑬𝑿𝑼𝑨𝑳 𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑫𝑵𝑰.

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐄 | biting/scratching, restraining, predator/prey

☆ you had discovered that he got off on chasing and catching you one day when you had jokingly teased him and ran away, giggling as you went to hide from him. he had frozen just a second, giving you a headstart before he quickly went after you.

it’s really unfair, a human running away from a werewolf literally twice her size in height and muscle. you let out a surprised shriek when familiar, thick, tan arms wrap around you.

it felt like he was nearly about to tackle you, but you’re instead whisked off of your feet and pressed into the nearest surface—the wall. you tilted your head back to look at him, eye’s widening when you catch his gaze.

he huffs, hunched over you and pupils blown wide in lust. you’re shocked you riled him up so easily, and you’re just about to open your mouth to tease him again when he pins his hips into your behind. he grinds his hardened bulge into your ass, cutting off any of your previous thoughts and turning them into mush.

“got you.”

☆ you’re just so cute when you look up at him like that, eyes wide like a bunny trapped in a wolf’s claws. it’s instinctual, really, so can you blame him for how turned on he gets? the thrill of the chase and claiming his catch is in his blood.

so it’s no wonder that he claims you there and then, not bothering to move to the bedroom and instead humping into you from behind.

“so tight.” he groans, his voice nearly sounding like a growl. “feels s’good every time.”

he bites down on your shoulder, groaning and fighting off every urge to immediately go hard and rough. he still knows you’re smaller, and it shows in the way you whine when your pussy stretches and flutters around him, struggling to take him in.

☆ when you finally do adjust, rip to any kind of movement or function below your waist for the rest of the night. you will be numb and sore for days.

one of his hands easily has your wrists pinned together, pressing your arms against your chest while he uses his other arm to guide your hips. it’s incredibly easy for him to do, lifting you up before bouncing you back down on his cock at a ruthless pace.

you’re not sure what to do with yourself, head drooping and legs twitching and flailing while he has you completely restrained by your torso. he was hitting so deep, you’re sure you can feel it in your throat with every thrust.

his nails dig into your sides, not breaking the skin but still leaving irritated scratches along the surface while his mouth continues to hotly lick and bite into the skin at the juncture of your neck.

☆ it’s not until a mix of your cum is dripping out of you, trailing down your thighs and onto the floor beneath you that he finally calms down, whispering apologies in your ear while leaving sloppy kisses on your jaw.

“sorry, babe,” he pants, heart thrumming in his chest against your back. “i don’t know what came over me.”

he once again picks you up, carrying you bridal style in his arms as he kisses every scratch and bite mark he left behind before cleaning you up and snugly tucking you under him in bed.

𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇 | size kink, manhandling, breeding, praise

☆ he is tall and he is stupidly strong. he would never ever use his strength to hurt you, but he still loves how much smaller than him you are. he thinks it’s adorable, how easily he can throw you over his shoulder, or how he can flip or bend you whichever way he wants.

you had let out a startled squeak when garroth had scooped you up as soon as you entered your home, wasting no time before the front door had even shut.

he had carried you with ease to your bedroom, tossing you onto the mattress without even slightly gasping or struggling for breath. when his long, thick fingers met your folds to prepare you, he was surprised to find you were already soaked in your slick.

“does me throwing you around like that really make you this wet, baby?” he smirked, slapping his erect cock onto your stomach, admiring how the tip nearly reached your navel.

☆ he knows he has to be careful, with his unnatural strength. but it’s so hard, especially with how your cunt greedily sucks him in, fluttering as you struggled to adjust to his size.

“fuck,” he hisses, his fingers roughly gripping the sheets by your head. “relax, sweetheart. or it’ll never fit.”

“ ‘m trying!” you whine, never getting used to the stretch even after all of the times you’ve gone through this process before.

☆ as soon as you finally do adjust and he bottoms out, you find yourself practically folded in half as he pounds into you, his hips slamming against your thighs.

his eyes focus on your lower abdomen, fascinated at the bulge that appears every time he slides himself back into your walls. his hand is large and warm, something that overwhelmed you as he pressed down against your stomach.

your legs shake and spasm against his hands as your eyes roll and your head lulls back. a sign, garroth has learned, that showed you were close to tipping over the edge.

“are you gonna cum, baby? yeah?” he pants in your ear, his pace stuttering. “go on. do it for me, i know you can. mhmm, good girl.”

as you tighten and flutter around him he lets out a broken moan himself.

“you gonna let me cum inside? you’d look so cute pregnant. you gonna let me fill you up? make you a mommy?”

☆ he buries his face into your shoulder when he reaches his peak, strong hands holding you in place as his hips jerk and press into you. his grip would probably leave bruises, ones that he’d individually kiss and apologize for when you were done.

a deep, husky groan vibrates against your throat as he stills, and his hot release shoots up, coating your insides white. you’re still catching your breath when he places sloppy kisses against the crook of your neck, lowering your legs and massaging your hips.

“you did so good for me, sweetheart.”

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄 | degradation/teasing, spanking, dacryphilia, dumbification

☆ you really should know better than to try and tease and be bratty to him, because it always ends the same. though, you did know better, because he always reacted exactly how you wanted.

you whine into the sheets your face was shoved in, your grip white-knuckled against his pants as you were splayed across his lap. your back arched against his long hand that held you in place, while his other one cracked down against your reddened ass once again.

your hips jerk against the leg you were bent over as you muffle your moans.

“where’d your claws go, kitty?” gene questions, gently soothing the irritated skin with his lithe fingers before delivering another harsh slap. “you were talking all tough earlier, weren’t you?”

☆ he lifts you up, keeping your head face first in the bed while he raises your ass up in the air, pushing himself into you. he gives you just enough time to adjust before he’s started a merciless rhythm, your moans and cries stuttered and jolted every time he slams into you.

“poor thing…” he turns your face to the side, kissing the tears of pleasure from your cheeks and licking his lips with a grin. “just keep taking it. can you at least do that? hm?”

you nod, gasping and eyes rolling as the thick vein running along his shaft continues to hit that one mind-shattering spot inside without fail. you’re not sure how many times you’ve came now, but the soaked sheets and sticky feeling against your thighs was enough of an indication.

“good doll,” his thumb from the hand that firmly held you down between your shoulder blades rubbed soothing circles on your skin—a sharp contrast to his rough and unwavering pace.

“yeah, you’re too sweet to be tough, aren’t you?” he tilts his head, laughing at how your attempt to tease and one-up him once again ended with you drooling underneath him. “sweet thing.”

☆ he’s the type to mock your moans as he has you bent over and nearly unconscious, his deep voice pitching higher as he whines and gasps in your ear.

“ah~! mmn~! aah~!” he whines, a raspy laugh leaving his lips when he realizes you’re too fucked out to even respond.

“aww, can’t take it anymore? you should’ve thought of that before you started talking like you were all tough, huh?” he juts his lip out, giving you a look of fake pity as he continues to show no mercy in his pace.

☆ it’s not until he knows you really are at your limit that he finally slows down, brushing your hair back and kissing you as he rolls you over to lay on top of him.

“are you okay, lovely?” he whispers, holding your droopy head between his hands.

you sleepily nod, relieving his tense worry that he had been too rough on you. he wraps his arms around you and mutters for you to hold on as he carries you to the bathroom, whispering praises in your ear and peppering sweaty kisses against you.

𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 | marking, overstimulation, orgasm control, begging

☆ you’d lost track of how long you’d been in bed, something that was a common recurring theme anytime laurance dragged you under the sheets with him. 

his hips leisurely roll down into yours as a lazy and overconfident smirk stayed cockily plastered on his face. he ducked his head  down into your neck, kissing casually on the exposed skin as if he wasn’t balls deep inside of you right now.

“laurance,” you whine in frustration, hips twitching and bucking up into his. “please.”

he bucks deeper into you, pinning your hips into the bed and preventing you from squirming any further. he tilts his head and hums innocently, lips brushing along your jaw and hovering over your lips.

“please what, my love?”

“move,” you demand, cheeks red and chest heaving.

he clicks his tongue disapprovingly, continuing to slowly grind into you as his lips trail away from yours, moving to nibble on your earlobe.

“well that’s no way to ask for something…” he purrs, voice vibrating against your ears.

“please, go faster, harder, something!” you grit, nails digging into his shoulders as he suddenly draws back and snaps back into you.

“good girl. keep begging for me like that and i might give you more.”

☆ the teasing fuck doesn’t actually keep to his promise until you’re a babbling mess from his slow movements, spasming on his dick while he’s barely gotten started. when you finally really beg for him, you almost regret asking for it. almost. 

“oh, fu-ah!” you cry out, hands reaching down to push on his waist in a futile attempt to slow him down. “slow down, laur—ance!”

laurance barely raises his head from where he has just been sucking on your chest, lovely red and purple marks forming on the sensitive skin. his eyes droop in satisfaction as he stares down at you, admiring your mussed hair and bleary expression.

despite your overstimulation, he continues the same unrelenting tempo, his length battering your insides as he smiles down at you.

“oh, but how could i after you asked me so nicely to speed up?” he asks, relishing in how you spasm around him as he coaxes yet another orgasm from you.

your eyes scrunch as you arch up into him, gasping and frantically steadying yourself by digging your fingers into his toned back. you see white as you gush and squirt around him, jaw dropping as you try to catch your breath.

you think you’re in the clear as his hips still against you, giving you a moment of reprieve to recover. as soon you open your eyes they blow wide open, a startled moan leaving your lips as he pulls out to the head and hastily snaps himself back in.

“c’mon, just one more for me? you can do one more.”

☆ “just one more” is never the case with laurance. it’s not until he himself has wasted his own energy that he finally collapses, leaving you both spent and satisfied against the sheets. 

he relishes in the afterglow, giving you sloppy kisses as if he hadn’t been doing that for the past couple of hours anyways. after his legs return their strength he carries you to the bathroom, knowing he once again left you sore and used.

he’s used to the scandalized gasp and harsh slap he earns on his chest when you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror. 

☆ he always leaves you with hickeys spanning from your neck down to your breasts. sometimes you’ll find them on your lower stomach and thighs… if he spends a little extra time on you that day. 

“laurance zvahl! how am i supposed to hide this?”

“by wearing my sweater again…” he giggles, rubbing his hands along your waistline.

©starhvney, 2024. please do not steal or repost my works as your own.

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[jaytohell]

headcanons/idk what splurge about mcd aaron & aphmau BECAUSE I SAID SO.

i need to talk about them because i just do. my thoughts on them need to be heard.

btw!!! typing this at work during my break so thoughs WILL be completely disorganized and there will be constant run on sentences!

first i’m going to talk about aaron because OH MY FUCKING GOD.

he could’ve been such a interesting character if he wasn’t reduced to aph’s love interest once again and if jess and jason could’ve shown more of his character.

i truly believe that jess was trying to do some shitty indirect characterization and flesh out his character by not outright saying it, but she done a really shitty job; the only reason why being her target audience at the time was younger and she didn’t want to expose them to more “mature themes” or some shit.

aaron is not a well written character at all and tbh all i see him as is “woah, ‘sexy’ (not really) mysterious man” who has absolutely not character depth. i wish jess could’ve delved more into him being a lord, a father and husband, and his vendetta against zane to give us more insight of his character. jess gave us little crumbs and pieces about him (like him being a broken human or some shit like that??? would’ve been cool if she incorporated some magic shit into that). he’s just so bland and boring and he needed so much more character development than he got.

time for aarmau…

SO. first off, aaron and aph’s relationship came out of fucking no where. it literally feels like jess pulled that straight out of her ass hole because of how random it was to me when i was younger. once again, i believe that the reason for it that is that jess is really bad at foreshadowing and shit, so the relationship came out of nowhere (also bc jason is really weird but we’re not going to talk about that…). it’s just so weird that jess made their relationship such like, a secret thing, in s2 but gave it so much more light on s3 like we knew everything about it?? which i guess i can kinda excuse because she didn’t even like how she was taking it, but it’s still super weird.

ok, done with that rambling…now for headcanons about aaron and aarmau :3

aaron is in his late mid to late 30s, possibly early 40s

he is BUFF. like buff buff.

and tall, super tall. like tbh i think he’d be like 6’5-6’6

SCRUFFY!!! he has a little beard that he doesn’t have time nor the energy to shave off

actually kinda shy—he’s only seems so mysterious bc he’s traumatized and also pretty shy

i don’t wanna talk about him anymore so aarmau now

they were never in love.

yes i said it.

i wholeheartedly believe that they had a fling

aph was stressed w/ lillith, garroth still being in the irene demension, laurance struggling with the calling, the phoenix alliance, and the whole weird goddess powers shit that she needed comfort in someone

aaron was the one she chose

he understood loosing everything in less than a day, he understood her feeling if loss, so she latched to him

aaron on the other hand, was reminded of his late wife by aph; they acted so similar and there was just a touch of resemblance that drew aaron to aph

all of this mixed together led to and accidental kiss and hookup in the woods that night it was “took dark to go back”

the kiss right before aaron’s sacrifice was not one of love to aph, but one final kiss to his wife that he wished he could’ve gave to her

aph struggled with his death because she didn’t love him like a lover, but because she had lost one of her closest friends while garroth and laurence were gone: the only one who she believed could truly understand what she was going through

so sorry that was a lot 😭

#aphblr #aarmau mcd #aaron mcd #aaron’s character was absolutely ruined and i stand by that #ugh #i just #jess why

[ilykomie]

not to be an angsty fucker in a fun little event but my head is very much plagued with thoughts of laurance— and now particularly diaries laurance and what seeing mystreet laurance would mean for him.

cw. major character death !

when it comes to the actual story bits, i’m still very unsure with the specifics but i know diaries laurance and ki have a tragic ending.

the void and divine warriors/gods play a part in it— i do know that— and it also involves ki sacrificing himself (er, me sacrificing myself).

we’ve never had exactly a nice love story either. it involves a lot of distrust and tears, and abandonment. happiness doesn’t last, and we knew that, but i think at some point we thought maybe we could be happy. maybe for once the world would be kind.

that’s not what happens of course.

mystreet in general is the “happier” diaries— it was made that way by lord aphmau (by then fully embraced herself as irene). so of course, ki and laurance have a happy ending. aphmau-irene designed it that way.

(an apology to ki for everything she’d done, both in this life and the past)

i think diaries laurance would break! i really think he would just lose it.

hearing mystreet laurance talk about their life together, mundane and ordinary, but it’s something diaries laurance always wanted with ki but couldn’t have— can’t have. i think he really couldn’t handle seeing mystreet laurance so happy— (“woah, you got a cool sword, man!”) not knowing how many lives he’d taken with one just like this.

whatever helpless and sick feelings he’s ever felt in his life— the sick shit that screams at him that he’s a monster— it just comes flooding back. he thought he was fine, okay, able to get past this, but he can’t.

and he’s angry. he’s really angry because why not him too?

why didn’t he get the hand holding in the hallways, the rainy day cuddles, the good morning and goodnights, the stupid and petty arguments.

why did he get weeks of feelings of betrayal lingering in his stomach until he felt sick, irrepressible thoughts that have him curling in on himself so tight, not being able to even recognise himself in the mirror because since when did he look so tired.

why did he get the unfortunate fate of having to holding the person he loves most in the world and say goodbye knowing it’s the last ‘i love you’ he’ll ever say.

and when mystreet laurance asks: “what about you? your ki?”

diaries laurance nods and says: “i love him– he’s home” and it’s only a half-lie.

#( ♥︎ ) komi’s scribbles!! #char. laurance #laurance :3

[garrothromeave]

something that i feel like was an incredibly missed opportunity was the timing of brian’s betrayal at the end of season 1 of mcd.

brian is garroth’s apprentice; something that garroth hadn’t had since zenix. when zenix had backstabbed him, we saw how negatively that had impacted garroth. he’d seen zenix like a son to him, and the fact that zenix was truly a bad person was that was something that severely hurt garroth. when brian became his apprentice, garroth expressed worry and fear. he didn’t want to mess up. he was afraid.

the first time i watched mcd, when brian betrayed everyone—my first thought was, “woah!! how is garroth gonna feel about this??”

but it was never expanded on. the plot was too focused on garroth being too... well, whatever you wanna call his state during that time. i would have loved to see how learning another one of his apprentices, someone who he was supposed to be a mentor to, had turned out bad in the end—and i want to know how this would have affected him. this would have lead to incredible character development.

knowing him, his pride would definitely have been shattered. obviously garroth would probably take the situation to heart and on a more personal level, like he’d done with zenix... especially considering how garroth technically watched brian grow up. hell, i wouldn’t be surprised if the shame from the situation caused him to hide away under his helmet again.

gonna go out and say it, this would have been a better arc for garroth instead of the whole “i’m angry that my best friend and crush kissed so i’m going to side with my evil brother that i’ve been trying to fight for the past few months.” i think it could have gone for a much more appealing storyline, and the idea of the irene dimension could still be very present if the plot had worked like this. would it have significantly changed? yes, but i’m convinced it had the potential to make the series better.

think about it like this: garroth was never tricked into believing that something was going on between aphmau and laurance, and he maintained his important role to the village and aphmau leading up to the moment that everyone’s at the gate preparing for war. let’s say though, garroth was the one that aphmau had entrusted with the amulet as well—not laurance.

we’ll pretend that one of the mages on the side of scaleswind had bust open the gate, and that it wasn’t brian who’d opened it and fled immediately after. let’s say he stayed and fought alongside the village. the war goes on, and the whole nicole thing happens—leaving peace between the villages. they’d won.

they’re celebrating, and laurance asks aphmau about the safety of the amulet. she says it’s safe, and with garroth. brian overhears this.

as garroth goes out to scout the area for any other o’khasis guards or maybe even zane, he doesn’t go far before he notices brian behind him. he’s confused and asks brian why he followed him, but ends up getting knocked out by brian.

“but!! garroth wouldn’t let himself get knocked out, he’d avoid it!”

no. he wouldn’t. he wouldn’t have been prepared to be knocked out by someone he put his trust into, and he would have had no time to react to it.

when aphmau finds him, garroth is woken up and realizes what happened. he notices the amulet is gone. and suddenly, he feels powerless. stupid. betrayed. weak.

laurance snaps garroth out of his disbelief and tells him to focus on the now. garroth agrees and explains the situation, and tries to temporarily set aside the amount of pain he’s dealing with. he can’t, but he does a good well of covering it up as they go into the woods to find out what was going on.

they stumbled onto brian giving zane the amulet, and laurance immediately goes to attack, and brian stops him. garroth is still a bit shaken up, but that doesn’t stop him from focusing on zane. while laurance is busy fending off brian, zane is all evil n shit and aphmau tries to stop whatever he does next, but bam, before we know it—irene dimension time.

when they see zane again, brian tries to attack, but garroth stops him. brian taunts him while their blades were pushing against each other, and claims that garroth was a fool. this only both enrages garroth, and deeply saddens him. he pushes brian away, and stabs him. brain doesn’t die immediately, but he’s no longer a threat. he holds the blade to brian, ready to kill him—but he cannot bring himself to do it.

while all that was happening, funny irene relic goes to aphmau blah blah blah, katelyn kills lillian, aaron went to kill zane—aaron gets knocked down, and garroth intervenes with zane before he can kill aaron. in the original, this was when we saw garroth snap out of his irrational thinking—but in this version, this is when we see garroth go into irrational thinking.

he feels responsible for what happened. he feels as though he could have prevented it—even though, deep down he knew that was not the case. it was zenix all over again. he wanted to fix the mistake “he” had allowed happen.

when zoey appears, garroth tells them to go and that he would hold zane off. he tells them that he was an idiot and should have seen it coming, and that he needed to make sure that he cleaned up the mess he’d created. after much hesitation and protest, everyone leaves—including wounded brain, who managed to slip into the portal.

laurance kills brian the moment they return to the overworld and he sees him.

my point to this is, garroth can still be trapped in the irene dimension while still having proper motivations, and a good character arc. garroth definitely would have taken brain’s betrayal much harder than anyone else. i mean, other than molly and dale ofc, but you get the idea.

missed opportunity! :)

#aphmau #garroth ro'meave #minecraft diaries #ignore this accidentally turning into a fanfic lol #...but what if i actually wrote this? #we’ll see how that goes #rant

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Hannibal - Ep1 - Reaction

Okay, so this is starting because of @quartermastercandlestickmaker​ and @todorokisrose​ [yes, y’all both gettin’ tagged in the annoouncement and this one. I need to be clear on who is causing my suffering.]

I’m here in this hole now. This dark pit.

This is not a live-blogging of my watch, but I am writing this live. So, writing live posting later. If that makes sense. I’ll have one post per episode and after I’ll compile them all into a master list.

Spoilers ahead.

What a grand opening my dudes. Thrilling music. He’s got that “he fucked up” face going on. WAIT NO HE’S SHERLOCKING THE SHIT. OH COOL. NO WONDER I SAW SOOME FANART OF THEM BEING BFFS. Oh, I like this. Weird effects flex but I dig it.Ooooooooooo I was not expecting that voice. IS THIS WHERE THE “THIS IS MY DESIGN” SHIT CAME FROM WHAT THE FUCK Have I known this more than I thought.

Also low-key bitch *looks* like a psychopath no wonder what is gonna happen happens. Oh rip Mrs. Marlow ;;~;; that was a hard change bro.

I don’t wanna think about ---

BITCH THIS *IS* WHERE THE THIS IS MY DESIGN SHIT CAME FROM OH M Y G O D

Also Laurence Fishbourne god bless I love him.

It’s difficult for me to be social too, fam. LAURANCE WHY DID YOU FIX HIS GLASSES THAT WAS SO WE IR D???? Also bro same I love you, Will Graham, you funky little sociopath.

“Every girl is a candy bar” mhm okay thanks for that. Will and this sociable thing is really fucking me bro minus the serial killer obsession/profession/vibe.

Laurence Fishbourne is an amazing actor but I’m also digging the dude playing Will (srry names are my weakness so his name is Will.)

Oooooo booi. I recognize Katz from fanart she’s a popular one right. But we’re going upstairs.

I’m so worried about opening the door

Oh

Oh

Oh no

He knew

This bitch been knew

Holy shit

I like the whole thing with eye contact. I’ve seen the gif where it’s mentioned but I like how it’s subtle and not overly emphasized so far. Oh we’re flashing back again. Poor Elise. It’s a super interesting story technique using him as the killer. Also damn bitch “you unstable” you’re such a nosy bitch how were you interrupted when you were asked not to enter

Now everyone is here

Antlers promote healing mhm okay

I wanna hug him but I also don’t want to make him uncomfortable with contact. IS HE STOPPING FOR A DOG OH ,Y HO GOD. I’D DIE FOR THIS MAN. I’D DIE FOR THIS MAN. HE STOPPED FOR A DOG. HEWENT BACK FOR THE DOG OMGH THIS MAN THIS MAN IS,,,,, he adopted a fucking stray dog. This man is lovely. I love this man. This -- HE DOES IT TO MULTIPLE DOOGS OH MY GOD I WANNA MARRY HIM ANDHAVE WINSTON AND EVERYBODY AND OMOG HE’S SUCH A LOVELY STRANGE CREATURE.

Where are we now. In a dream state? OH SHIT WE ARE THAT’S A BODY AND A HEARTBEAT IN MY EAR WHAT THE FUCK ahhhh fun nightmares I love it. Oh shit the towels. Bro. There are quite a few visuals happening.

“USE THE LADIES ROOM” dafsjhg

Stop yelling at him ;;~;;

Woah  this is a lot to unpack in this scene you can see Will like slipping omg. It’ss almost unsettling him not having eye contact but like I know the reason for it and therefore it’s just impressive acting and not like unsettling of the actor to do that if that makes sense? I really am impressed by that level of commitment to not have a “look at the camera” to keep showing how he won’t look at other people.

Ooo this is one of the lady psych talkers which is like on the Graham side while the blonde one is for Hannibal, right even tho Hannibal is a brain doc. ALANA that’s her name and that might be how you spell it. She doesn’t want him out there but Laurence needs  her to be his back  up. (Oh, his name is Jack.) JACK DONT MAKE PROMISES WILL CAN AND WILL GET CLOSE.

WHAT THE FUCK  IS THIS SHOW WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE SHADWS AND THE ANTLERS PIERCING HER OH MY GOD WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHOW I THOUGHT THE VISUALS I HAD SEEN IN FAN ART WAS JUST LIKE FANON  IMPOSED OMOG “SOMETHING WRONG WITH  THE MEAT” O G M OOG HE’S EATING THEM FUCK

Is this

Is this my bitch

MY BITCH MADS OH MY GOD.

I love him. He’s so unconventionally handsome. He looks like he’d kill and eat me but I’d thank him for it, yanno? Oops.

No nonsense MM handing this crying man some tissues I love it. “I hate being this neurotic” omg the mood also Hannibal’s glance to the tissue is fucking amazing??? V Subtle Acting /cries in beauty

Franklyn, the lion isn’t in the room boy (just discovered I might wanna put subtitles on but they’re not working so rip)

Frankie boy got so scared by that comment thanks, Dr. Lector.

Mhm no secretary that’s,,, suspicious,,,, “sad to see her go” mhm okay sure Jan

Oh this bitch does draw oh my god john hopkins internship and all. Laurence is impressed and Mads is “mhm are you gonna try something” sdajkfgh A LAYMAN DAMN aww he’s like “oomg you’re so amazing dr. mr. sir”

OH THEY’RE IN THE SAME ROOM HERE WE GO BBY

FUCKKK IT BEGINS

SORRY HE’S GIVING THE WHOLE DOWNLOW

“Associations come quickly-” “so do forts”

QEFJWahgrsdfdkq WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS LITERAL THE FIRST DAMN CONVERSATION HE HAS WITH HIM. I KNEW THE CONVERSATION ABOUT EYE CONTACT WAS ONE OF THEIR FIRST, BUT THIS IS THE LITERAL FIRST WITH THE ADDED BONUS OF HE ACTUALLY MAKES E Y E C O N T A C T OOMGGG??!?!?!?!

Oh ;;~;; “YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN I’M PSYCHOANAYLYZED” im this is very flirtatious als jack you’re like br  o

So he’s the King of Empathy. He’s,,, helping Will see his own face,,, mhm,,,,, what does that say about you, Dr. Lector?

He’s mocking where he was apologetic is this maybe noT

FJAGUDIS

SHIT THOSE ARE LUNGS

OH

“HE HAS A DAUGHTER SAME AGE” O H B O  Y THAT’S UH DADDY HAS SOME ISSUES WITH BABY LEAVING HOME

Also this is a copy cat dklafjsghjfd OH DAMN THAT SNAP BACK ABOUT DR. LECTOR FFUCKK MAN.

Also,, I  can see why this show,, caused issues,,, a man should not look handsome while eating fucking lungs.

More visions I cannot even

What does this

What the hell is this

Dr. Lector showing up at his house o h .

IS HE FEEDING HIM FUCKING LUNGS BITCH OH MY GD ON A FIRST DATE???

“God forbid we become friendly”

“I don’t find you that interesting”

This smells,,, like a ship,,, mhm,,,,

Breath will damn breath slow and use the words omg

Mhm ookay “we’re just alike” in the first bit…

Uncle Jack sees him as a fine china tea cup. That’s hilarious.

“How do you see me?” says Will.

“The mongoose I want under the house when the snakes slither by,” replies Hannibal WHILE WILL IS KEEPING EYE CONTACT.

OH MY GOD. MHM. KAY. IM OKAY. THIS IS OKAY.

So is there a reason -- “plain but pretty” hannibal gives a look -- is there a reason no official officer is accompanying them like????? They’re both not??? FBI????

Damn hannibal spilling shit everywhere.

HE’S USING A TISSUE TO PICK UP THE PHONE

TO CALL HIS DAUGHTER

MHMMMM?????????

Wait no he’s calling someone else

Who is this

OH HE’S CALLING GARRETT. OH. wait is he helping other cannibals get away. What the fuck. You can’t do that, Hannibal. Is there a fuckking cannibal union yall get together and trrade recipes.

OH NO GARRETT MURDERED HIS WIFE AND KID DIDNT HE OH NO

OH PLEASE NO

Wait we’re back to reality

This back and forth is trippy

Oh

H  N

OH  NO

FUCK YU HANNIBAL AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING CANNIBAL CLAN THIS PR WOMAN :(((((((((

I do love how this built up to Hannibal being the cannibal but it was Hobbs. NFIEGSIBFD

HOBBS NO

FUCK HIM UP WILL

(also I guess Will technically is FBI that probably helps lmao)

Oh no

O h n o

Dont whisper at him to see bitch

Oh no

Will

Will it’s

Oh no

>:((((((((((((((((((( hannibal Imma fuck you up

Will honey let someone clean your glasses. Does she survive? I hope the girl survives. The Traitor Cannibal Bitch is going with them. Mhm.

Alana tryin’ to protect him. (Does she like him? I got bad news, babe, he’s gonna fall in love with a man-eater.)

shE SURVIVED??? AND HANNIBAL IS THERE WITH HER???? OMOG??? DOES HE FEEL BAD YET YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU READ THE CANNIBAL WRONG AND HE NEARLY MURDERED HIS FAMILY wait is this chick who everyone calls their daughter oomg??? Is this her????

WHAT WAS THIS SHOW OMG WHAT WAS THIS SHOW

#C's 2020 Hannibal Watch #Hannibal (NBC) #I'm watching this for the first time in 2020 oh my lord #I'm super excited for it #it's very promising #Hannibal spoilers? #do I need to tag for that? #murder husbands #because whoops

[blog-in-a-corner]

TSOTBL - Missing

Anyways here’s page 4!

Kim is missing. But where could she have gone?

It was a particularly cold, snowy morning; one would opt to stay inside and try to be as warm as possible. Who would want to be anywhere else in this kind of weather?

“Oh no-oh IRENE what if she’s hurt?!” Garroth panicked, springing up from his chair.

“Hey let’s not start panicking. For all we know she just got a headstart on cleaning the lodge, and she’s just in one of these rooms.” Aaron reassured the panicked blonde.

“Yeah...yeah that could be it….” Garroth mumbled, relaxing his right shoulder and caressing the other.

“Then let’s go look for her and make sure she’s okay” Lucinda said

“Alright then, let’s-”

“Oh no you don’t.” Lucinda cut off Garroth, sitting him back down. “You’re staying here. You’re already badly injured, we can’t have another bad thing happening like the floor caving in or some old painting falling on top of you.”

“Besides, Garte would probably find some way to sue us if you got anymore injured.” Aaron muttered.

“But-”

“No buts! You’re staying here.” Lucinda stressed, glaring at Garroth.

“Fine…” Garroth grumbled.

“Then let’s get ready Lucinda.” Aaron said, motioning to their luggage.

Aaron and Lucinda went upstairs and into seperate rooms to get dressed. Aaron began to think to himself as he dressed into his clothes for the evening.

“I really do hope Kim is alright.” Aaron thought. “I’m sure she can take care of herself, but she seems to be more the type of person to get frozen in their tracks in the face of danger.”

“......”

“I wonder…..I wonder how Aphmau is doing…”

“Probably hanging out with Zane, or Laurance or anyone of her friends right now.”

“I wonder if she misses me…”

“I miss her but….is she the right person for me?”

“I love her, but after everything that's happened….I don’t know.”

“........”

“No, I have to concentrate on the matter at hand right now. I can think about my personal problems later.”

He finished dressing up and left the room.

Lucinda had finished dressing up a while ago, but she was busy finicking with her wand.

“Hm. It seems to be working fine.” Lucinda said to herself. She looked around the room she was in. Everything covered with layers of dust, the bedsheets were stained, the curtains were torn, so many unpleasing things  “Ugh this room is so gross, how safe is this damn lodge? I mean, it’s been abandoned for twenty years, so….” Lucinda thought to herself.

“I sure hope Kim is okay, and Garroth…Kim mentioned that Garroth should be more injured than he is, and to be honest? I wonder why he wasn’t nearly dead after the boiler exploded. Is he going to be fine without any professional medical help? Then again, if Garroth were really badly injured he’d have probably been dead by now….well, all I can do is hope nothing worse happens for the rest of the trip.”

Lucinda walked out of the room with her wand in hand, prepared to find Kim.

“You all set?” Aaron asked.

“Yup.” Lucinda replied.

“Then let’s go. Garroth be sure to give us a call if Kim comes while we’re gone.”

“Will do.” Garroth muttered, raising his hand slightly.

“Wait.” Lucinda paused.

“Huh? What is it?” Aaron asked in confusion. “Aren’t we ready?”

“Instead of wasting our time looking all over the place like squirrels, let’s make things easy with a little dose of magic.” Lucinda explained, pulling out her wand. “Ichnotigo”

With a breath, Lucinda casted a spell. Glowing red footprints instantly appeared before them, leading off into one of the hallways beside the stairs.

“Woah! What did you do?” Garroth asked, amazed by Lucinda's magic.

“I casted a tracking spell, specifically one to find Kim, so we don’t have waste all day looking for her.” Lucinda elaborated.

“You don’t need one of Kim’s belongings or anything?” Garroth asked. “If you’re a young or mediocre witch then maybe, but with my skill, you really just need your memory of them.” “Nice. I didn’t even know you had brought your wand.” Aaron commented.

“Yeah I brought it before we left in case we needed it. I can alter the size of my wand for easier travel, that’s why you didn’t see it.” Lucinda explained, demonstrating her statements by altering her wand back to a small, travel-convenient size. “See?”

Aaron and Lucinda set off and followed the trail of footprints, the footsteps had been coming in and out of rooms repeatedly, making them unsure as to whether or not she was still in a room.

“So much for saving us from looking like stupid squirrels.”

“Oh shut up.”

As they went through the corridors they looked through many rooms; All of which were dusty, old and unkept. The paintings on the halls were faded and dusty, the furniture torn and old. The harsh, cold winter air could pass through the wood, as the wood had shrunk after the snow would melt into it for so many summers.The silence in the lodge had become unsettling, the only noise being their footsteps and the old, rugged wood creaking beneath them every now and then.

“So, uh, Aaron...” Lucinda spoke, breaking the eerie silence. “Why did you decide to help fix this place? I wouldn’t exactly jump at the offer of having to clean up an old, dinged up lodge.”

“I just....” Aaron opened a room door. “...needed some time for myself.” He peeped his head in and looked around. He closed the door and sighed.

“Why?”

“You know about what happened with me and Aph, don’t you?”

“Well I know you guys broke up, but other than that Aphmau never actually told me why.”

“Ah, I see. Well, after some….trust issues she had with me that marked the start of our falling out. I had some time to think about myself and what I wanted.”

“Er-trust issues?”

“Ehhh. It’s a...long story. All you need to know is that she apologized for not believing me.”

“Ah okay.”

“Yeah.” Aaron looked into another room. Nothing, again.

“So we agreed to take some time apart and well…” “No need to explain. No one would exactly want to be where their ex is when they’re trying to take some time for themselves.”

“Ex? We’re not broken up,we’re just taking a break.”

“Ah,sorry...i used to say that too..” Lucinda muttered.

“What was that last part?”

“Huh? Oh, nothing.”

They saw a large shadow in the distance.

“Hey, is that Kim?” Aaron said, pointing at the shadow.

“Kim! Is that you?” Lucinda called out.

The shadow suddenly sprinted away.

“Look, the footprints are following the shadow!” Aaron hollered.

“Quick! We gotta find her!” Lucinda yelled, pursuing the shadow.

They both began to follow the footprints, they were led into a security room at the end of the hallway.

“Kim!” Aaron shouted as he and Lucinda busted open the door and ran into the room.

Kim was standing in the middle of the room, staring at the wall.

“Kim,” Lucinda said, gasping for air. “There you are!”

Kim stayed silent.

“Um, Kim?” Aaron asked in concern. “You okay?”

Kim turned around,her and Aaron’s eyes met.

“LEAVE!” Kim screamed.

“Wha-?”

“NOW!” She screamed, lunging at Aaron.

Aaron dodged Kim’s attack almost a second too late.

“Kim what the hell has gotten into you?!” Aaron yelled in shock.

“YOU-YOU CAN’T BE HERE!” She screamed, lunging at Aaron once more.

Aaron grabbed her by the arms as she crashed into him.

“Kim-KIM! Listen to me!”

“NO YOU HAVE TO GO, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! PLEASE-”

Lucinda struck Kim with a spell before she could say anything else.

“Wh-Lucinda, what did you do?” Aaron said, frazzled about what had just happened.

“A simple sleeping spell, it won’t last very long so don’t worry too much about it.”

“….Why…..she was acting like that?”

“I...don’t know. Not for sure anyway.”

“Well at least she isn’t hurt right?”

“Yeah...I think..”

“Let’s just get back to the lobby.”

“Yeah, before Garroth does anything stupid and accidently kills himself.”

Aaron slung Kim over his shoulder. They had already spent an hour searching for Kim. All they wanted to do was relax, but their day was far from over. They finally got back to the lobby.

“Hey Garroth,we’re back.” Lucinda stated out loud.

Garroth wasn’t in his recliner.

“Garroth? Where the hell are you?” Aaron asked, as he and Lucinda spread out through the lobby.

“Look!” Lucinda shouted, pointing to the kitchen inside the diner.

There was a deep red substance on the floor next to a counter and what appeared to be…...a hand resting in it.

“GARROTH-” Aaron screamed at the top of his lungs.

#aphmau #mystreet #garroth ro'meave #aaron lycan #kim #lucinda #writeblr #fanfiction #tsotbl

[undercovermcdfan]

2 Travlyn

2. “I know it’s 3 in the morning, but I can’t find my cat”

title: Cat got your tongue 

a/n: sweet drabble about travis, his cute neighbor katelyn and a pesky cat Travis’ssitting for his roommate while his roomie is outta town.

warning(s): runnaway pets!!!

Typically, having the apartment to himself should’ve beensomething he looked forward to. He’d remember the high school years spentcelebrating long weekends where his father simply left him with a sum of moneyand a fair warning not to break anything in the house. But Travis suppose whenyou liked the people that shared your living space with, a weekend alone wasmore so boredom until he got dressed up and got out.

As much as he liked to party, the effort putting in gettingdressed, going out… while the looming deadline of work left him being chainedto home, it was impossible to enjoy himself only know he could stay out for alittle bit before rushing home and finishing his work. And don’t get him wrong—heloved his work, as stressful as it was and underpaying or unreliable as itsometimes could be.

The irony wasn’t lost on him; for somebody who lovedsocializing as much as he did, he tied himself down to a job that required tostare at a computer screen until the late hours and sleep with an irregularschedule.

Maybe that’s why Vylad trusted Travis to watch over hisneedy cat, Oka while he went off to have a weekend with his boyfriend.

He grumbled, pushing away from his computer screen andstretched. To be honest, where is thatdamn cat? Travis glanced around his room—and no familiar black-and-whiteball of fur curled up anywhere. Actually, glancing at the time, the cat hasn’tbothered him in hours. Maybe she’shiding.

Was the cat in Vylad’s room? No.

Was she in the living room, under the couches? Nope.

Bathroom? Kitchen? Nada.

Their apartment wasn’t the biggest, so by the time Travisfound himself standing in the middle of the living room, scratching his headwhere that crybaby kitty could be, he felt a cold sweat break out.

Don’t tell me shesnuck out.

Katelyn whined, slowly pulling herself out of bed. At herfeet, a white fuzzball yipped and nipped, pawing the ground.

Pros of having a dog friendly apartment building: actualdogs being allowed.

Cons? Not really one but her deciding to get a puppy andrealizing the responsibility it entitled. She loved her little mutt, he was herbaby boy, but… these middle of nights bathroom trips would be the death of her.

“Shh, shh, I’m up, I’m up,” she yawned, stretching andblindly grasping for her phone. 3 am?She glanced at her dog, who long since lost interest in bothering her andinstead started sniffing around the room. Grabbing a pullover she thrown on hercoat rack and leaving her room, Mookie happily followed behind.

Good news: he kind of found Vylad’s cat.

Bad news: the cat bolted the moment Travis appeared, whichwas mostly on him for startling it. With grumbling, as he immediately begun thechase for the spooked animal down the hall, he already making up his mind thathe’ll send a strongly worded text to his roommate about this.

Turning the corner, he’s stopped by a sudden bark and a “Woah, watch out!” before finding himselftripping over something and landing ungracefully onto the ground.

So, 3 am chases weren’t his strong suit and probably not thedoctor’s sort of recommended activity to have. And he here laid, on the ground,embarrassed and cat-less and honestly, hindsight kicking his ass.

“Are you alright?” Oh yeah. He had a person also witnessinghis fumbled.

Lifting his head, and taking the offered hand while the dogcontinued to tiny barks, Travis could feel his heart sinking as his eyesconnected with Katelyn’s.

As in Katelyn, the neighbor he may or may not have a crushon since she moved in two months ago. She looked mildly concern, maybe for hisslowness of answering as the words were pretty much sucked out of him or thefact the fall was a particularly embarrassing one—did he honestly trip over herdog’s leash?

“Um,” she cleared her throat, and Travis blinked, his faceburning now out of embarrassment, “I said—“

“I’m f-fine, just… uh, thanks.” He dusted off invisible dirtfrom his sweatpants, and gave a glance to the small round puff of white at herside, looking curious as the dog sniffed at him.

Katelyn gave a relieved smile, waving her hand in a flippantgesture, “Sorry about that. I didn’t know anybody else would be awake at thistime… um, though, I’m guessing by the fact I saw something run by—I’m assumingyou were chasing that?”

Travis nodded, rubbing the back of his head, “Yeah. Myroommate’s cat. Stubborn little thing.”

“I’m guessing she’s not a fan of you?”

“Pretty much. Which is a shame, because I like cats,” heglanced down the hall in the direction the kitty ran off in, “Just not thisone.”

Katelyn nodded. Then she paused, squinting at him. “Wait,what’s your apartment number?”

“Huh? Uh, 230”

“Oh. Your roommateis Vylad,” Katelyn nodded again, this time her smile grew wider, “So you’re hisrecluse roommate I always hear about.”

“R-recluse—I am not arecluse! My work requires me—y’know what, I need to have a talk to Vyladabout what he says about me,” Travis ran his fingers through his hair, thenshook his head, “And how do you know him?”

“Well, I know his boyfriend Laurance, and—“ “Laurance knows everybody,yeah, yeah. I heard.” “It’s a small world.”

Travis agreed before… he shifted from foot to foot, coughingslight as he asked, “So I hope you heard good things.”

“Pardon?”

“You said you heard things about me,” his face continued towarm, he awkwardly scratched the back of his head again, “I hope it was goodthings?”

There’s a pause. Katelyn raised a brow, an amused expressionon her face as she glanced at him up and down, “…Maybe.”

Travis chuckled. “Well I promise you, everything negativeVylad said about me—false, it’s false.” Andeither way, I need to have a long… chat with him. Devious little man.

Katelyn hummed, stooping down to scoop up her puppy andshrugged, “Is that so? Well he hasn’t yet—is there anything I should know?Beside your bad track record of watching your friend’s pets.”

“Hey—Oka is a slippery beast!”

“Do you want help finding this said slippery beast?”

Travis paused, blinking. And with her expectant look, hestarted to grin, tilting his head slightly, “Are you sure? It’s pretty late andI’d hate to keep you up.”

“It’s no problem,” she shrugged, scratching the dog’s ear, “Okaknows me and having Vylad owe me one is a nice boon to have.”

“Devious.” Travis reached over to her dog, but then stopped—thedog sniffed his hand while he asked, “Could I pet…?”

“Mookie. And sure. Spoil him, he loves a good scratch.”

Travis laughed, petting the dog as Mookie panted happily,looking back and forth at the two while they shared a smile.

#aphmau #minecraft diaries #minecraft mystreet #travlyn #my writing #a nod to sebbi's hc'd dog for the otp #eyes emoji #tbh dw y'all vylad didn't shit talk his friend-- #more like played lowkey wingman lmfao #and yes he knew travis had a crush on katie #just waiting for an opportunity to introduce them #Anonymous

[garrothromeave]

the hell is mystreet season 6??

(warning, long post ahead)

ok so before i start this

1) ive never posted shiiiit on tumblr before so watch me suffer, im just here to talk about stuff that my friends who dont know anything about aphmau have to listen to me rant about for hours on end

2) i havent seen mystreet in like years (except season 3, i watch that frequently since im laurance and shadow knight deprived) so please bear with me because i might be completely wrong on this lol. it’s just like, pointing out things i remember

3) im sure someones already talked about this but who cares

4) im gonna do this stupid thing where i just explain myself a bit at first, if you dont want to read that just skip to the part where you see “the actual thingy:” in bold and italics 

5) mild disclaimer; i am completely aware that jessica is not a professional writer. i know that she did her best to appeal to her fans, and honestly, respect for that. while this post will come off as aggressive and probably look like hate, that’s not my intention in the slightest. it’s just... intense criticism. im sure y’all probably already know that, but yeah, just stating that anyways. i do believe that jess is doing her best, and in no way do i want to dismiss any hard work she’s done. that being said; prepare for a very strongly opinionated post.

haha watch there be 10000+ typos in this making me look like a complete dumbass

ok here we go 

one of the main reasons i stopped watching aphmau back in 2017 was the mess that was season 4. like, in the first few episodes of the emerald secret, i thought “woah!! this is kinda cool, im a sucker for mystery!” because of course i was, it was something new and something exciting. the only problem i had with it at the time was kim, but that’s just because i always found her annoying and out of place. i just didn’t understand why garroth dragged her along and honestly i still don’t to this day BUT, moving on.

anyways, as the season progressed, 13 year old me was of course just “:0!!” the entire time--that is, up until the reveal of the main villain. i remember watching the episode, seeing the reveal of ein, and then stopping. like, just for a quick break, but i was still just overwhelmingly disappointed. like, and this was the time when pdh was airing and ein just got made alpha (i think?) and i had really really liked eins character in pdh. either way, that really sucked and actually opened my eyes to a lot of things.

one of the main things bein’ the fact that this was supposed to be a slice of life kinda series that decided to take a turn to a more edgy kinda approach. which, i guess i regularly wouldnt mind? but seeing as mcd was kinda bein neglected at the time it just didnt sit right with me. BUT WHATEVER, point is i stopped watching mystreet all together at the end of season 4.

like, a whole year later my brother tells me that shit’s getting intense in season 5 + 6 of mystreet, and my brilliant self decided to give it a shot--but i refused to watch all of season 5, so i only stepped in when ein made an appearance. so whenever that was, that’s where i picked up because i didnt care enough to see 

and y’know--i honestly didn’t hate it at first. in fact, i found it oddly cool. it wasn’t enough to get me into aphmau again, but it was enough to where i was intrigued. i dont know why, but i never watched the finale, so i didnt see the ending until just a few weeks ago--but back then, i thought it was neat. looking back on it however... im just so confused. 

side note: only got back into aphmau this time around because of mcd. mainly because like, i adore the first season and the first half of the second season. and being nearly 18 now, im a lot more appreciative of plot and well-written characters n junk. 

the actual thingy:

ok back on track. imma stop spilling out my story of how i got back into aphmau, and lets just skip to what rewatching mcd made me realize of season 6′s plot and shit:

-emmalyn. how the fuck does ghost even remotely exist? if she’s emmalyn as claimed, then why have we already seen emmalyn in the mystreet universe alive? look i get that creators can do whatever they want with their stories but at the same time please provide some sort of explanation good god. and maybe they did and i just havent seen it, so if there is one--let me know. but until that day imma just sit here confused as fuck

-ok so imma just be real, the whole ‘ultima’ thing is just... not great. in my opinion, anyways. like... i saw someone mention this in another post, but if this ultima stuff was like, a really big deal, why isnt it mentioned in mcd? though i suppose since its a curse of sorts, it could be later on past the time period in which mcd takes place--but even then, how did it manage to make its way into aaron’s family bloodline? 

-WHY IS EVERYONE AT STARLIGHT ITS JUST SO CONVINIENT like what happened to this place being the most expensive shit on the planet or whatever, and how the gang happens to run into like, the werewolf trio and blaze and kai and guy and nate all of these people like god damn life doesnt WORK LIKE THAT 

-im sorry but turning people into relics? thats... thats the best you could come up with? plus, like, how does that even work? in mcd it’s established that relics are separate entitles that choose their wielder, based on a ‘personal’ connection (being a descendent of a previous wielder) or if they’re a good match personality and (i think?) moral wise. so the whole turning-people-into-relics doesnt make much sense to be honest. 

-irene really over here using her god powers to only keep her friends alive like god damn not a great god if you ask me 

-can i talk about how incredibly predictable aphmaus death was? like i just kinda sat there waiting for it to happen and when it did i literally went “haha! wonder when she’ll be revived” because god forbid we actually kill off characters 

-when aphmau + demon warlock fought in the irene dimension there was no passage of time whatsoever in the real world whiiiiiiiiich really bothers me because they fought in there for at least a few minutes

-speaking of aphmau and the demon warlocks fight does it bother anyone else that it had to be aaron who took over the fight?? like we get it hes the big protector blah blah blah but god damn it wouldve been cooler if aphmau had fought this battle as her. aaron fighting this battle was so underwhelming

-...love. like, thats the only thing thats needed to break out of a forever potion? love? LIKE YEAH, GOOD GUYS GOTTA WIN SOMEHOW, but its just so cliche and overdoneeee

-oh yeah and also when travis went bonkers and became the demon warlock or whatever, why’d he only take over katelyn and garroth?? like, zane had been influenced by the potions in the past as well? DONT GET ME WRONG--i do love some good brother edge, but uh, the demon warlock was just bein kinda a dumbass by not possessing zane too just sayin’

-can aaron please go to fucking jail for mass murder now like holy shit, he just got sent home on a fuckin boat. also why did blaze forgive him for killing him thats not even remotely realistic. then again, nothing in mystreet has ever been realistic when it comes to characters and motives and personalities, (cough katelyn being actually abusive and travis being an actual pervert) but yknow whatever

-katelyn and kawaii chan literally added nothing to the plot whatsoever. like lets be real, katelyn lost her personality the moment season 5 started and kawaii chan just kinda sits there :I

-ok im sorry this was bound to come up but cmon guys imagine laurances potential if he was in season 6 like god damn this is beyond maddening. AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A REALLY REALLY COOL PARRALLEL?? IF IT WAS LAURANCE WHO SNAPPED GARROTH OUT OF HIS MIND CONTROL THING, because it would mimic laurance’s speech to get garroth to snap out of his rage in season 1, episode 100 of minecraft diaries. like how fuckin rad would that have been? missed opportunity 

-also?? why does kim/ghost know magicks?? like, if i remember correctly, emmalyn is a scholar--not someone who knew magicks. i mean, i guess research? study?? but its been established that knowing how magicks works =/= being able to use magicks. i dunno, just doesnt seem right i guess. maybe its explained, i wouldnt know (yes i know that makes me look like a dick leave me alone)

-melissa should have stayed dead. LIKE, NO, ITS NOT AS SIMPLE AS “haha it takes more than a few bullets to kill me”??? look ive got nothing wrong with melissa (cough lie cough) but yknow it would have just been cool a character... stay dead? for once? its just too fuckin cliche that shes alive god damn

-can i also just say the only good thing that came out of season 6 was travis’ dads sacrifice like damn that made me actually sad

-howww was lucinda turned into a relic. or yknow, anyone else? like im sure they explain it better in the actual show i just dont remember, but its just that easy? turning anyone into a relic? granted, a normal person wouldnt be able to produce a good relic, but idk man. IM JUST SAYING; that the only really powerful relics that aphmau should have been able to wield is the one that aaron + zane produced because shad relic and esmund relic moment. lucinda isnt even like, connected to a divine warrior. ALSO, another point, if its seriously that powerful of a relic getting one from just a magic user like lucinda, why go through the trouble? i mean i guess ofc youd want the “all powerful” one that the ultima produces but i mean damn whats the point

-ok this is just going to bother me but in one of the episodes (i think might have been in season 5 actually) where that like, guardian dude was chasing aphmau and zane and at one point they split up and the dude just chuckles at zane diverting paths and goes under his breath “youre not the important one here”, suggesting that aphmau somehow is? first of all, id argue that any ro’meave is significantly more important than aphmau was, especially not knowing much about her other than that shes with aaron. i might be missing some bits an pieces, but if i was that dude id forget about aphmau and go after zane 

-killing off derek for shock factor sucked, and i know the moment was supposed to be really sad because like “oh :( aarons dad is sacrificing himself for his son” but lets be real dereks still was a shitty father and i dont think his reasons for doing what he did was very good at all

-less about plot or more like: why the absolute fuck did the gang bring kim along instead of, oh i dont know, a life-long friend? like, laurance or dante maybe?? im sure its explained, i never saw aphmaus year or most of season 5, but god DAMN id hate to be apart of this friend group AND GOD LIKE, imagine reconnecting with an old friend who ends up getting closer to your best friends and taking priority in their lives over you (cough laurance) like god damn lol

-im just going to preface this one with: i dont remember everything that’s happened, so if im wrong i apologize in advance--but (you actually can correct me if im wrong and please do) didnt like, irene reincarnate her friends in order to give them better lives? I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE, ITS JUST WHAT I REMEMBER--however, if im correct, then:

a. why the hell would she bring back someone like zane, or gene, or ivy, etc.

b. why the hell do they all have the same exact names? first and last? again, im aware that the whole mystreet+mcd tie wasn’t originally supposed to be there, but i dont think that means such a coincidence can be excused? its just a bit much if you ask me.

c. why the hell is the fact that (as much as i literally hate this) aaron is a decedent of shad being ignored? like, you’d think that something like this would be something thats actually important, or something the demon warlock couldve taken advantage of. or are we completely erasing every other connections to divine warriors besides aphmau + irene? because even if irene did reincarnate them or do whatever it is she did, does she even have the power to sever the connections between them and their ancestors? my guess is, no.

d. speaking of irene why on earth was aphmau able to talk to/see irene, they’re literally the same person are they not? did she like, fuckin reincarnate herself without actually doing it?? BUT--i will give it to them, the demon warlock did refer to aphmau as something along the lines of being “one of the 3 parts of her broken soul” or something like that. however, my point still remains. also what are the other two did i miss that or is it never explained

now; if irene in fact did not ‘reincarnate’ her friends then please ignore that little bit right there :)

but yes, those are a few of the problems i have with season 6 off the top of my head. i would go into like, season 4 and 5 more as well, but i honestly didnt feel like it. at some point i might go into other things, like how important laurance could have been to the plot of these later seasons, or HELL, even dante. i might also go into what could have made season 4, 5, and 6 actually good--maybe... a rewrite? perhaps? but im getting too far ahead of myself, so i just leave you with this for now.

and i know that as soon as i post this 15 more things are just going to pop into my head BUT im going to try and not edit this post because why stress myself with that even more

anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk 

#in conclusion i hate it here #lets go back to mystreet bein slice of life pls #anyways tune in next week for 'the hell is pdh??' #aphmau #mcd #mystreet #minecraft diaries #please ignore these next tags im just promoting relentlessly #garroth ro'meave #zane ro'meave #aaron lycan #kawaii chan #kim mystreet #laurance zvhal #pls i have no idea how to tag posts #rant