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captainsspnanon · 10 months

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C2E69 - The Kings Cage - rewatch reaction

The episode that should have been NiceTM, and was not.

Whyyyy are the subtitles so fucked for this episode? They’re covering Travis’s face! I’m guessing it’s because of the PC icons that showed up. Wait, is this the first time that this has happened??? *checks previous episode again* Oh man, I’m so used to seeing this that 1) I didn’t notice when it wasn’t there and 2) I didn’t realize that this was the first time they showed up! I don’t remember this fucking up the subtitles before or in other episodes….maybe this was first time issues?

I am super distracted by Matt not noticing Sam’s shirt.

Funnily enough, this entire scene matches what the one dnd playtest is talking about with warlocks. Sometimes they are the only one calling for a short rest and you have this disparity in what the players want to do.

It is now July 4th, I last touched this a full fucking month ago. I have watched ~30 minutes of the latest Candela Obscura, but am struggling to get into it (a sad reality of me and CR one shots and mini-series.) SO LET’S GET BACK TO THE DRAMA!!

...I’m only 17 minutes in….*starts over from the beginning*

Oh geez I forgot that this was episode 69. They went into this with teasing hype for months about ‘lul 69’ and then they got this heart wrench of an episode.

Sam and Laura play the “I have Not(t)” bit really well. There’s just a touch in Jester’s tone which is inserting a comma in there ‘I have, Nott’, but it’s a clever bit of attempted deception as well, even though it fails.

I’d forgotten that Nott claimed the flask defined her as a person. T.T Once the campaign is over, it’s easy to remember the goblin alcoholism as mostly jokes, but there were some really deep and painful moments. I don’t personally know anyone who struggles with addiction, so I know there are aspects of this emotionally that I don’t relate to, but there these small moments are incredibly well done. Sam talked about how he discussed Scanlan’s attempts at addiction with Brian, I don’t recall if he also went to him for Nott?

The juxtaposition of Jester very seriously expressing her worries to Nott about how when Nott is drunk, she’s less cautious and will run straight at things without looking for traps, versus everyone else loosing their shit when she says ‘or trigger them’. I’ll have to try to pay attention, but I think even after this RP, Nott still doesn’t become someone super careful about looking for traps. We, of course, know her big moments in the future (happy fun ball time!), but I’m unsure if Sam/Nott is more on top of it.

I really do love the push/pull relationship that Nott/Veth has with her family and her love of adventure. In hindsight, I feel like Sam managed to hold the balance of it very well and very realistically. For most of the PCs, I feel like the epilogues give me enough to have a very good idea of their lives going forwards, even if only for a while. Veth is the one I’m curious about the most though, how does she continue to balance her love of adventure with her family? The dynamics have certainly changed from how they were pre-campaign, and that helps a lot, but I wonder if sometimes she may instigate small things for the Nein to go on, or if she insists she get invited along to someone else’s trip (maybe one of the trips to Aeor?). Or does she find herself content with the chaos of the summer camp in addition to her homely life?

LOL Sam and Laura pushing for Caleb to have a chin that matches Liam, and Liam at every instance making it clear with official art that Caleb absolutely does NOT have a cleft chin.

Does the whip ever actually get used in combat? I know it gets given to Fjord when he loses his power…. TELL ME, CRITROLESTATS. Actually transcript search might be better for this, I don’t think critrolestats says what weapon is used. I think it’s only used in the Obann fight here, and then with the purple worm by Fjord, and then by no one else ever again. XD It gets mentioned in another episode or two as a possibility to use (catching someone who might fall), but I don’t think it does?

WE NEED MORE CALEB AND YASHA MOMENTS!!! Him suggesting she be in the middle of the group, her not being sure, him saying that protection is not a bad thing, her saying it could be and then almost asking him permission to be on the front, him making it clear he’s not telling her what to do. Seriously, this pairing has SUCH a good dynamic and it only gets better from here, but we have so little interaction. :( I will forever grump and mourn and exclaim that we need more Liam and Ashley scenes. We were robbed of Pike and Vax moments in C1, robbed on Caleb and Yasha moments in C2, and I could ALWAYS use more than we currently have in C3.

LOL at the matching nat 1s for trying to determine what the sigil is. Very very glad that Caleb had fortune’s favor and could re-roll. The sometimes frustrating aspect of dnd is some PCs failing at stuff they should 100% be able to do. I’m reminded of the Hand’s heart scene where Liam kept failing checks for Caleb where everyone else was succeeding, despite the fact that it was arcana related.

...Torog? Moradin? Sehanine? What’s with all these 5e names, Matt? I’d thought you’d thoroughly switched to unique epithets by now. You’re even using with with the Allhammer and Moonweaver!

Why do they immediately assume devil upon red skin, yellow eyes, two horns? They’re all gasping before he gets to the wings, but couldn’t he just have been a tiefling with the description?

Did we ever find out what Obann thought he was actually getting from the Angel of Irons? We know they opened abyssal rifts, and that they were trying to free Tharizdun (without knowing that’s what they were doing). So like, is it just an image of an angel saying ‘free me by doing this, oh and also tear the planes apart to let demons in?’ ..demons? devils? This is the hardest part of 5e for me, dammit. Demons. Demons from the abyss. But Obann’s a devil. Aaagh as much as I enjoy the angel of irons subplot, it’s also I think the sketchiest plot in all of CR with no clear understanding of goals or what or why.

...Is this the first “making my way”??? *checks transcripts* Oh, it’s not – the first was in episode 60. BUT I think this is the first time since then, so here’s where it becomes a running gag?

Huh, not letting Fjord get off his eldritch blasts that triggered the whole initiative.

“what do a devil and a tree have in common? Intelligence” …..not gonna lie, I don’t get the joke at ALL. Tasha’s Hideous Laughter would fail just because I’m so confused. I’m ASSUMING that it’s just calling Obann dumb….if so I feel like it would be better if the object were ‘rock’ or ‘brick’, based off of ‘dumb as a rock’ or ‘dumb as a brick’.

I’ve seen some people say that Matt picked up the trick of stating a DC ahead of time from Brennan, but here he just stated that Beau needed at 25 DC acrobatics to do a flurry of blows on Obann (she fails with a 22), so it’s something that he has done beforehand. I think it’s just not something that he prefers to do much.

Only two rounds to free the Laughing Hand? Well, I guess it’s something that Matt really needed to have happen so that makes sense. I think I would have liked three or four rounds to give the PCs more time to do shit, but that’s just personal preference.

Oooo!!! I forgot that over the break he replaced the sarcophagus mini with a broken open sarcophagus! Fun!

Counterspell a Shield! Not quite a counterspell a counterspell, but still sexy.

Ashley interrupting to inform Matt that because of her Ring of Protection, Yasha’s saving throw was actually 3 instead of 2. I LOVE HER.

I really love the moments where something truly horrible starts happening to the PCs (Yasha being turned against them, being an unwilling creature for Fjord’s thunderstep) and while the PCs are NOT happy about it, the players are stoked and excited! It’s a fun juxtaposition of the true fun of ‘what’s going on’ in the game especially when compared with the more settled RP moments where the players are in full PC mode and their personal enthusiasm is sometimes hidden by the RP. Fjord is furious with Yasha for betraying them, but here Travis is wiggling and singing “this is getting interesting!”

I’m not going to research it, and a comments check didn’t help, but I wonder how many PC rolls the Bless-that-should-have-dropped actually helped. Quick check of the livetweets for critrolestats, maybe Yasha’s saving throw against the Hand’s laughter, and the rest are Beau attacks. However, Beau had advantage on many of them, rolled consistently high, and I think actually forgot the bless a number of times? So honestly? I think even if bless had dropped correctly, things still would have played out the way they did. Oh wait...Fjord’s last hit for the HDYWTDT was because of bless. (very sad the the critrolestats livetweets did not include Ashley correcting for Yasha’s 2 to 3 for the wisdom save XD)

MIGHTY NEIN ONE SHOT ANNOUNCED AS FIRST LIVE SHOW SINCE THE PANDEMIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (though I’m seeing some people saying they’ll be level 20, but can’t find any actual statement saying what level they’ll be?? Hoping before I post this that someone will let me know)

Beau using Stillness of Mind to end fear, UGH SO GOOD. Seriously, with the new UAs and everything for the new dnd I keep hearing about how bad monks are, but I haven’t ever experienced it because Beau is so GOOD (and I haven’t played with a monk yet. Someone had done a monk/cleric multiclass, but that game ended while we were still in level 2 due to some session 0 miscommunications)

Lesser Restoration not being able to cure fear, but Greater Restoration does just seems weird to me. Like, Lesser can cure blind, deaf, paralyze, or poison. While Greater…..wait. Greater doesn’t cure frightened either! It only reduces exhaustion, ends charmed or petrified, undoes a curse, undoes an ability score reduction, undoes an effect that reduces hit point max. Fear is none of those. So, neither of the restorations RAW end fear??? Well, I guess that’s the reason for Calm Emotions.

NOTT GIVES YASHA A FLOWER FROM HER HAIR I’m having my heart being crushed by things I didn’t remember! And Jester knew that Yasha was controlled, she tried to Charm her back but it didn’t work! All I really remembered from the Nein was Jester being very sad and Fjord and Beau being very angry, I didn’t remember that others knew she didn’t have a choice!

Oh FUUUUUCK I never realized that when Fjord is brought down by Yasha, only to come back with Relentless Endurance, when he asks her “why” he asks her in his true voice. MY HEAAAART.

I know everyone mentions it, but Ashley’s exaggerated sad-face when Taliesin starts to count her then skips her for Bless, then Matt winking at her and her grin. Even when they have such heavy emotional episodes like this combat turned to be, signs like that are some of the clearest that they’re all still having a blast.

Obviously didn’t say much for the combat itself, I think my only ‘analysis’ of it is that it’s one of the higher stakes combats in C2, easily matching the level of some C1 fights. Even a good chunk into C3, C1 is still the reigning champion for most intense combats. While I don’t all into the hivemind that shouts that Matt takes it easy on them, I do think there are times when Matt is taking it HARDER on them, and this certainly was one of those combats. I really do enjoy the combats where they are fighting an intelligent and evil enemy who is fully intent on destroying them. You get such great tactics and some real creativity in those moments that you don’t get as strongly on a standard 6v1/7v1 creature combat.

Ending the episode with the side by side of Matt and Ashley as Matt gently narrates the confusion in Yasha, the uncertainty of if she is being controlled or doing this on her own, it’s beautiful, heartbreaking, and perfect. (aside from the fact that because of the table layout, they end up facing away from each other during the close ups XD Who knows, maybe that makes it more jarring to go with Yasha’s mindset?)

#cr c2 rewatch #critical role #the mighty nein

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idontevenleeknow · 1 year

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The movie was bad guys. I kept hearing it but didnt want to believe it. Cringe aaaaalll around. Where to even start???

Liam. Oh liam i expected liam to be more in this movie. Other that the fact that he lost the jar at the beginning he was pretty useless throughout the movie. Shame, i like liam... They really did him dirty. The jeep had more screen time.

Deaton calling scott to rescue that girl and her dog at the beginning whoa cringeeeeeee.

I liked the Derek Eli storyline. Loved seeing this side of derek. WHYYYY did they make scott help eli with his werewolf. Derek is a born wolf so is eli and they needed scott to help him???? Give me a break. Why does scott have to do everything he is not the perfect alpha ugh aaaand was it me or did eli acted a lot like stiles . It was like he birthed him. Where IS THIS KIDS MOTHER THOUGH???? we will never know

The relationship between Sheriff and Derek or Sheriff and Eli AMAZING. i wanted more of that. Sheriff giving the jeep to Eli at the end *chefs kiss*

I thought they were going to avoid mentioning Stiles like the plague but i was surprised. They mention him guys. Hahaha

Liam and Mason whoooo??? They were nothing in this movie. NOTHINGGG

Lydia pretty useless too. She broke my heart though when she explained why she left stiles. That was saaaad.

Jackson my guy. I honestly wantd more of him. Really teen wolf??? Just a few lines?? And COACH TOOOOOO

The grown up as always get to the scene at the very last minute and save the day. Blah blah blah whats new? But why did they make Peter bad again? Him and Jackson should be best buds.

Parrish and Malia that was gross for some reason. Not gonna talk about it. Forgotten already.

So Alison is back magically. Didnt understand it. I thought she was like a ghost and she was going to go at the end. But nope she just came back from the dead to stay. Like guuurl you were dead for 15 years are yoi okay do you need a minute?? I am pretty sure we will see her at Eichen at some point. At first she hunted Derek because she remembers him but then starts going after Eli?!? Excuse me do you know this kid??

Allison and Scott pretty cringe all way till the end of the movie. Of course scott is going to sacrifice himself but who dies at the end?? Derek? WTH???? WHYYYYYYYY??? he was the best thing in this movie. And he dies trying to save scott of course. Dude you have a kid whyyyyy???

And of course nobody in beacon hills take a minute to grieve. We are given the ending scene that probably gonna continue in the spin off?? Not gonna watch because THEY HAD A BIG ASS CHANGE TO MAKE THE PUPPY PACK A THING AND NEVER TOOK IT. STILL MAD ABOUT THAT.

All and all the movie sucked. I am disappointed because i was waiting for this. Cringe everywhere. Kept laughing. So the rest of you that watched and have the same thoughts were right. Sorry i doubted you

#teen wolf #teen wolf movie #allison argent #scott mcall #derek Hale

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midnightmisadventures · 2 years

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Hi just woke up from the weirdest dream

You won't believe this bullshit. It was about Oliver!?!? Oliver fucking Tree. Like what the fuck, im sorry what????

Bro why, im so confused lmao. Basically, I lived in the college, state college dreamscape. But whatever, one night Me and claire and oliver were up talking on the phone late. And it was like zoom or video chat but we didnt have our cameras on and we were up late laughing like it was fucking quarantine. Like......i just straight up dont have any precedent for it

And i def knew it was out of the ordinary, cause i was trying to find a way to tweet about it through twitter circle cause i know people would literally be fiending to figure out why i was talking to oliver. Like i was gonna tweet "lmao was not expecting to talk with Oliver Tree about hunters mom" cause apparently we were, idk. It was crazy, and we were FLIRTY AND CUTE. Like what whyyyy

Literally up to the wee hours of the night, like 3am, giggling like a little school girl cause im flirting with Oliver. I was JUST talking (with myself) about how im so generally uninterested in him. Like i cannot believe he takes up so much space on miss midnight missy, like i dont feel for him. And also this isnt the first dream i had thats Oliver adjacent where Claire is also there?

Like i wrote on here before how i felt like Liam was spying on me to see what my feelings were about Oliver and claire was used as a vessel for me to spill my guts with and i took note of that as in, if that was Liams doing it was evidence that he knew about double cross and not to use bff cause i wouldnt be honest.

But at least in that dream we were directly talking about Oliver versus Liam, like this one Liam was no where to be found or mentioned

I was also back in the trenches lmao meaning that like underground food court thats always in my dream. ALwyas always always. Trying to figure out what to eat and ending up on chick fila cause they were about to close and although i wanted to check out other options i didnt want to lose out on chick fila

So i get in the check fila line cause i think they closed at 5:30, im one of the last people in. I want a large meal but they were out of large trays and like large fry containers?? So you could only get medium items for some reason. So i was like....can i get "two medium fries then" like i was really craving fries so i was like uh can i just do that? And the student worker was like uh yea,

Then as im going to check out she pulls me aside and is like "hey you actually cant get two" but whispers to me, "we're about to close, so meet me in the alley right after closing and i'll give you more fries for free" so i was okay okay haha. Then i asked for chick fila sauce and she gave me polynesian

As a matter of fact, I went down to the food court with OOF, yea go look that one up in the blog if u need to jog ur memory. For some reason he was there and i was trying to avoid him and stay out of his way cause i didnt want drama, so he was on the phone walking one way so i skirted down the hill to go to the food court and then he kept following me. And i was like bro wtf. So now we had to make small talk and we get to the food court and he's like "omg thats the asian restuarant where Oliver did THIS" idk he had some nostalgia value to it, and he was like "do you think thats the place?" it was called SOX and it was asian cuisine sort of like a panda but a little more authentic. And i was trying to get rid of him so i was like "uh maybe go check it out" like i could literally care less. So he went to the asian place.

After i got my food, i was looking for a place to eat just like i was in the hub.

There was more nostalgia related squad and SPA stuff but i cant really remember. Mostly just trippin about having feels for Oliver. We even went over some of the classic dreamscape in the sense that like.....we were talking about the different classroom buildings for pr and Olis major and.....whatever it was weird

Final component, was since claire was there when i was talking to Oli. Somehow she got some notification on the most off chance that basically led her to midnight missy. And i was like "fuckkkkk" but she was like "is this you?" and i was like......yea but....fuck, yea thats me.

But please please please, like ur the only one who has ever seen it. So please dont tell anyone, and i was like brb im gonna go lock it so no one can see. And she was like no i wont tell anyone but also made it clear that like......she was excited to go throughhhh it and that drove me nuts. Overall i was much more lax about it then i think i would be in real life. Spirit give me signs if midnight missy is in danger of a security breach. I'll lock her up lol don't test me. I've said a lot on here recently.

Oh wait i lied, final final component. Was that i was on video chat with Jack Harlow and we were kinda being flirty and cute. And it was for a spa reason but i got to do it somehow and we were in the chip office. I recorded the call? I think, but didnt get a chance to record on my phone a reaction of him seeing a video or something where all of us members were talking about him. Cause he ate that up and when i told people i got to see jack harlow react to us, everyone was mad 1) that i showed him and 2) that i didnt film his reaction. But i was like sorry i didnt want to be weird and take my phone out and also i didnt think it would be a big deal to show him he literally BEGGED me, and it was Jack Harlow like.....couldnt really say no

Anyway, guess im gonna go check up on Oli

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itsnotreal · 2 years

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top 5 stunts 💀

NOOOO WHYYYY😭

1. When Liam dressed up as El

2. Elounor

3. Danielle C

4. Does lairport count?

5. That random girl Louis was seen with at a festival

(Give me a top five anything and I’ll answer)

#okay… phew #that was hard tbh most of the stints PAIN me #anon

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1ddiscourseoftheday · 3 years

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Mon 14 June ‘21

Louis Tomlinson Cooks is here!! Yeah it’s 100% for sure as delightful to watch Louis make himself a sandwich as you might have hoped, but how was his cooking? Well I’ll let Louis rate himself-- “I’m not gonna lie not that appetizing is it, I mean look at it,” he says when it comes time to taste his creation, plus, “chopping peeling slicing not great to be fair- everything else I’m all right” (he’s… not wrong, even aside from the peeler issues has this man ever held a knife??) but- “it probably tastes nice though as I said it’s not about presentation for me… [munches cutely]... it’s actually pretty banging, that’s actually quite nice!” Success! Maybe it’s cause he knows the secret to faking good cooking- “as you can see I don’t have a lot of cooking ability so the more butter the better,” I mean the experts can tell you, that’s advanced stuff right there! #Louis-aChild! Substituting mustard and ketchup for coleslaw is a bit of a bold move, but in a belated attempt to convince the kiddos to eat some healthy veg even though he won’t he does bravely try the cucumber strips despite being “not really a man for cucumber” and makes a pained attempt to be positive- “bit of crunch.” Oh and speaking of crunch I’m relieved to have learned that the waffle is NOT a waffle, it’s a crispy waffle shaped bit of potato; a much more reasonable fish sandwich addition than the American version of a potato waffle! Full Time Meals polled to see what people think of Louis cooking; the two choices are “it was amazing” and “the best,” THEY GET IT. My kind of Louis poll! Helen Seamons rated him a “10/10 for effort and entertainment”, Masterchef acknowledged Louis as one of their own, and Marcus Rashford keeps it simple- “my guy” with a lil heart. YEAH, SAME.

Harry showed up in Italy, where he was papped in Venice being driven around (with PA Luis) on a boat (as you do, in Venice). He’s in a cool embroidered Bode shirt and shades and fancy hair, looking good. He’s seen carrying his suitcase, taking photos, and resting his head on his arms looking like a model. One might think, since we just saw the My Policeman cast and crew on set celebrating the wrap of the shoot, that they were done filming and Harry was off to do something different, but nope, he’s there to film! The book has key scenes in Venice that folks had been wondering about the filming of, and David Dawson is also being boated around Venice for the paps, so, it seems that was just for the wrap of the *UK* filming, which makes sense I guess since it would mostly be different crew I imagine, and perhaps some of the main cast are done as well.

Liam’s NFT sale is happening tomorrow! If you’re confused and want more info, I’M NOT GONNA HELP THAT MUCH… uh but I mean you can check out Liam’s youtube video explaining though I would guess that won’t help much (even Liam thinks so; “there’s probably websites that explain a lot better than me” he admits). There is a roundup now posted of what’s on offer for the buyers of the NFTs but I’m gonna be really honest with you, I’m more confused now than I was before. It’s clear that there are only SIX LONELY BUG NFTs right? They for sure said that I believe. But the packages for each different piece (token bundles) seem to me like they’re available to multiple buyers? Like maybe you don’t get the NFT but multiple top bidders on each get the extras? Like they can’t be selling multiple copies of the NFT... can they?! Isn’t the WHOLE POINT that only one person gets to own it? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW I AM SORRY. What I think I understand to be true: the six NFT buyers get to go to “a once-in-a-lifetime immersive dining experience at Resorts World Las Vegas” (this is the dinner with Liam and “a selection of crypto leaders from around the world” which takes place on display inside a giant glass box) and also “a bespoke commemorative presentation box containing the world’s leading holographic display... with audio... and a custom made Lonely Bug commemorative coin,” and “a unique QR code directing the owner to a special ‘Director’s Cut’ edit of the short digital film ‘Making Of Lonely Bug Collection’ which features unreleased footage from the day of the drop showing the creators' reactions when the winning bids came in” (I mean YEAH I would think it’s unreleased it literally hasn’t happened?) But then there are really a lot of other extras including tickets with Meet & Greet access to any Liam Payne headline show around the world, admission to pool and cinema parties in Vegas with Liam, signed art, non-Liam extras (I will literally bid to NOT have 20 minute phone calls with those crypto entrepreneurs PLEASE… but that’s just me), and access to an online party hosted by Liam; I really get the impression many of these, especially the last one, are just crypto tokens that are for sale that aren’t linked to the main Lonely Bug NFTs and many more than 6 people can buy them but a lot of the extras I’m not clear on which it is. Perhaps tomorrow I’ll understand better WE WILL SEE.

Liam also dropped by the discord last night to say some hellos (after a “long long day”) and that he “bought a piece of NFT art of myself tonight I’m going to give it as a prize Monday night so someone can own a piece of art that was owned by me” (an even less tangible bragging point than simply owning an NFT wow that’s an achievement) and the most important update- “I want a French Bulldog”! Oh and he said “that’s like one I did myself” in his fanart channel to a pic of a tiny crocheted illustration of Louis and Harry holding up a rainbow flag. Didya Liam?? (...Liam is crocheting??) Anyway I recognize who it’s supposed to be because it’s based on a familiar piece of fanart, but Liam definitely might NOT realize it’s meant to be someone specific, and tbh I’m more <eyeballs> at him saying that at the rainbow flag crocheted thing than at it being shippy.

Our Song acoustic version is out this Friday!! And Niall talked about NH3 some in an interview today; “I’m in the studio most days, it feels really good. I’m kinda in the latter stages of it and then I’ll go get a band together and go in and record the whole thing. I’ve just kind of been writing for the past 9 or 10 months and really enjoying it” and “It sounds like a complete album. God knows when it’s coming out because I’d like to be able to get around the world to see all the fans as well” and “It’s different. It sounds a lot more grown up. I’m 27 so it’s about time. I really wanted to kinda cement a sound. The singles I’ve released previously have all been kinda different sounds. I would like to have my ballad sound & like a cemented uptempo sound.” He and Anne Marie also talked about one of the other songs they wrote together saying, “It’s kind of like a, how do you describe it- guitar driven meets Tom Petty meets Katy Perry meets…” but say “We haven’t really decided if we are putting it out yet, the conversations are kinda happening... but it’s completely different (from Our Song).”

#liam payne #whyyyy so confusing #niall horan #louis tomlinson #YES BABE please do bake off now PLEASE #Harry styles #looking so good even though those shorts are AWFUL IMO hilariously frumpy #love that #14 jun 21 #overall I do not think liam should get any more dogs #but a small dog he took everywhere with him would be ADORABLE #(more dogs than he has previously owned I mean he currently has no dogs)

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billciphersbitch3 · 3 years

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Black Betty Gang raids a gas station while on the run:

Liam: alright gang what’s the hall

Chubs: I got some chips, 2 Gatorade bottles, and some medical supplies

Zu:*empties her bag*

Liam: I got some twinkies, clothes, ibprophen, and pretzels. What did u find Ruby Tuesday?

Ruby: I got some toilet paper, canned noodles, and uhh pads and tampons

Liam: …

Chubs: Oh, uh yeah I forgot. Why don’t you keep track of that stuff yourself

Ruby: what? No, that’s not what thats for

Liam: what do you mean? Don’t you need that for…

Ruby: Oh, well most girls I know from camp stopped having their period probably because of malnourishment or stress including myself

Chubs: then what did u get that stuff for?

Ruby: pads and tampons are extremely absorbent so they can be used to treat bad cuts or bullet wounds and they are sanitary. Also, tampons can be used as water filters

Chubs: I think that I read something about that actually.

Ruby: I’m assuming that you guys don’t know how to use this stuff right

Chubs: Obviously Ik how to use feminine hygiene products

Liam: nope

Ruby: fine Marian Librarian show me how to use a tampon *gives him a tampon*

Chubs: *confidently shows ruby that u use the tiny string that is usually used to get the tampon out, to put in the hole* there easy

Zu and Ruby: *start dying laughing*

Ruby: *gives them a lecture on how women use them and how to use them for other purposes*

Chubs: So u CAN pee with a pad on

Ruby: yep

Chubs: but not a tampon

Ruby: *facepalms* NO

Chubs: alright now you’re just messing with me

Liam: that is a different hole dumbass

Chubs: *absolutely shook but wants to keep whatever dignity he has left* oh yeahhhhh

Ruby: ok so I’ll keep these in the back of the van just in case anybody gets shot ok

Later that night liam is keeping watch by the Fire outside of the van where everyone else is sleeping

Chubs: *sneaks out to Liam* hey Liam, I literally have know idea what u were talking about earlier. HOW CAN U PEE WITH SOMETHING CLOGGING IT?!

Liam: as I said, it’s a different hole *Chubs is still utterly bemused so Liam explains female anatomy which eventually led to a diagram but we don’t talk about that*

Chubs: we will never speak of this again

Liam: you got it

Yes all Stewart men KNOW what they are doing

#we know #whyyyy #grace stewart #married #harry stewart #tdm #the darkest minds #chubs #ruby daly #liam stewart #suzume #incorrect quotes

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