#like. dude. LMFAO.

[sxturdaysun]

wait...WAIT...... do i dare ask for Izumii— ❣️❇️💞➿🕔🎟🔊

KDJFNGKDJFNGKDJF congrats on being the funniest person on this entire website, queen.

❣️: reminds you of your f/o

daywalker! - machine gun kelly, corpse

hand crushed by a mallet - 100 gecs (LMFAO)

❇️: reminds you of your s/i

homemade dynamite - lorde

💞: reminds you of your relationship

kali ma - neck deep

she's my collar - gorillaz

➿: you imagine mutual pining to

she's the prettiest girl at the party, and she can prove it with a solid right hook - frank iero

🕔: makes you think of the first time you met (in canon)

funeral grey - waterparks

🎟: you can imagine your first date to

stupid for you - waterparks

first date - blink-182

🔊: make a playlist between 2-8 songs long for your self ship

crush - ethel cain

bad influence - hot milk

super psycho love - simon curtis

she's so mean - matchbox twenty

bad idea! - girl in red

what he don't know - anarbor (lmao. lol, even.)

#♡ — asks #i hope you know i stopped EVERYTHING i was working on to do this one immediately because it DESTROYED me #like. ok. this is what we're doing now i GUESS #also this was. surprisingly easier than i expected? #the only one that i struggled with was the date one until i had the big brained realization that he'd just be SO PATHETIC #(in the event it's like. a real date and not me just being like. fine man. we'll hang out.) #also also idk the actual context in which we'd meet for the very first time #but i'm truly obsessed with him trying to talk me up and me just. shooting down everything he says #and him immediately becoming EVEN MORE down bad #like. dude. LMFAO. #man. i'm really gonna have to give him a tag now huh. #AS MUCH as i love the committed to the bit joke i fear this has become some degree of serious at this point so. #💕 pop quiz #<- potentially subject to change #♡ hannah tag!

[nb-n0v4]

Rewatched the 2004 Phantom of the Opera bc I remembered it existed but I spent like the whole movie getting increasingly dismayed over how normal Erik looked so I decided to draw a more, eh, lore accurate version? at least according to his description in the novel

#like no offense to gerard butler he's a very handsome dude but like. that's the problem lmfao #make him look fucked up!! he's supposed to be a corpse #my art #digital art #phantom of the opera #PotO #erik poto #erik the phantom #erik destler #is that his full name? cool #I am admittedly a bit of a noob when it comes to the og source material but I like how funky he's described to look

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: So- wait, what do we all need to do then? Do we just- do we just enjoy?

Roier: Uhh just um, just-

Maxo: Enjoy! Enjoy it!

Roier: Yes, enjoy, enjoy, because we are going to do, um-

Foolish: [looking at Vegetta] Oh, I'm gonna enjoy...

Vegetta: Foolish… *takes off his clothes* enjoy.

Foolish:

#Foolish #Foolish Gamers #Vegetta777 #Fooligetta #QSMP #Vegetta #Literally what was that stream even LMFAO #Anyways Foolish was one of the best additions to QSMP solely because of how he frickin reacted to Vegetta stripping like this #frickin me 2 dude #everyone was quick to accept Foolish into the Spanish community for a variety of reasons #but also because he's just as insane about Vegetta as the rest of us #Good taste king #Fooligetta isn't my thing personally but Foolish's enthusiasm is hopelessly charming I'll give him that lol #It's a very fun unhinged ship #Roier #Maximus #April 26 2023 #I know a lot of people have already seen this clip probably but nobody frickin included the part where Foolish turns to Leo like #''oh right you should probably cover your eyes'' #that killed me #Also his ''wtf'' at seeing Roier LMAO poor Roier it's ok bud #*I* personally liked the skin Vegetta chose before going with this one but alas

[seastawright]

wow. The beast.

everyone's favorite manifestation of the human hope 🫶 LOOOVE YOU MR MORGANA

#persona 5 #morgana #fanart #dude i havent drawn fanart since 2022 of DE im THRIIIIVING. happy my new mega fixation has a cat that a cat artist like me can draw LMFAO. #I LOVE HIM.... he is beloved. little brat cat and bitchass mf but he is so special to me. #his character arc.. oh. can you hear it. the sound of my heart breaking.

[theloveinc]

Bakugo is the type of idiot who doesn’t realize that roughhousing with someone you’re interested in is erotic … not until your legs end up around his waist, his arms above your head and his mouth near yours … and then he’s just thinking oh shit lmfao

#Bakugo #it’s kinda funny bc I feel like he doesn’t expect this to be how he asks u out #he thinks it’s alllllll casual and then — #AND LMFAO the squad was warning him #‘what do you mean you spar with y/n???? be careful dude they might get the wrong idea’ #and he’s like ??? wtf it’s just sparring #BUT THEN HE HAS A THATS SO RAVEN MOMENT AND HE feels like such an *ss #been leading you on for MONTHs thinking you’re just being buddies #not that he wasn’t in love with u but #he wrestles with coworkers all the time… what do u mean it’s weird to snatch someone’s leg when they’re sitting on the couch #lmfaooo #this just stemmed from the thought that I bet he’s a subtle roughhouser who tries to mess with y #sighhh #shii posts #gen

[rapidhighway]

rain themed stuff, finishing doodles I made on the train bc I don’t wanna wooorkkk

#I just wanted to see if I can draw metal in the rain well and I’d say we’re halfway there lmfao #sonic the hedgehog fanart #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #metal sonic #I just like to imagine that there’s some fucked up shit going on in this little dudes brain he’s like I AM FLESH he’s not #art #fanart #digital art

[duskvortex]

what if AI-ball... but kiwi

#ai: the somnium files #ai the somnium files #aitsf #oc #lmFAO can't believe im making aitsf ocs that's how deep this rabbithole goes #artists on tumblr #fan art #digital art #i kind of have an idea of a personality for this fella but it's hard to get it down when i don't have a psyncer for him #and yeah decided to make him a little dude #also idk what to name him but i want it to be punny like the other AI-balls #ringo (aitsf oc)

[crybaby-bkg]

Dabi is sooo stray cat coded to me. you find him hurt and bleeding near your house one day, and maybe you only clean his wounds and feed him whatever you had in the fridge, and he just keeps coming back. keeps finding a reason to return to you—he left his phone charger—he never returned your Tupperware—he needs the recipe for that one dish you made that one time even though he knows it’s just a gateway for you to cook it for him again.

and after a while, you just start inviting him in with no hesitation or need of an excuse. he’s such a stray cat kinda dude, just slinks in whenever he feels like it. knocks things over because he finds your reactions funny. steals your food and your warmth and your side of the bed.

after a while, you two fall into a routine with each other. he comes over and messes with you until he gets bored and leaves again, only to pop up in fewer intervals every time. but, as time goes on, in those moments, he just likes to watch you. keep his hands to himself—sometimes—and admires your daily routine. thinks to himself that this is what normalcy is like, asks himself why does he crave it with you so badly?

Dabi watches you from the corner of your bed as you sit in front of your mirror to dab on your makeup. he’s learned what the hell primer and bronzer is and the quickest way to do eyeliner, and it fascinates him more than it should. he watches you prance out of the bathroom after a shower in just your underwear and a towel on your head. how you lather your skin in these fancy oils and body butters, but finds himself asking if they’re safe on still healing burned skin.

he watches you cook him dinner and clean the living room and enjoy your shitty music and tv shows and cry over your dumb romance books and he just. he just can’t believe he’s fallen into this domesticity with you, this normalcy, as he finds himself not watching anymore but doing—with you, beside you. and he finds that he likes it. just a little.

#I love this dude fr #I had a dream about him last night #actually I had two dreams #and one was about me being obsessed w this girl after she saved me #but she hated me bc she wasn’t gay lmfao #BUT HIS dream I don’t even remember honestly #just us sitting in a room painted orange with a bunch of Knick knacks in it #idk I’ve been having like twenty dreams a night #ANYWAY I’m obsessed w him vury much so #ALSO I got some chunky yarn for crocheting so wish me luck in trying it again!!!! #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #dabi treats! 🍬

[solradguy]

Sol's design in Xrd is so transmasc it makes me sick. It's like an integer overflow from a cissexual display of hyper-masculinity over into transsexual. He flipped through one of his dad's copies of H.O.G.* magazine as a kid and saw all the cool biker guys and then when he got jacked from Gear cells he was like "oh fuck I can be a cool biker guy now" and no one was around to tell him no when it went too far. His sword is a giant Zippo

*Harley [Davidson motorcycle] Owner's Group

#photopost #His boots even have the friggin heel for slotting into the gearshift come on. Love you Daisuke Ishiwatari #I'm being the change I want to see in the world so I'm subjecting you all to this #Actually. I don't know why I don't talk about motorcycle shit on here more. Like 50% of my IRL friends are biker dudes #I've been to rallies and meetups lmfao Don't have a bike of my own though (nowhere to put it)

[aegagrusscholarship]

familiarity, the lack thereof, and the only way it could have ended.

the thing is, ultrakill is a very diegetic game. near everything, from the style meter to the bottomless arsenal to the shitass graphics themselves, are explained in some way by some in-universe fact.

so, what with violence and the implication that V1 was designed to counter earthmovers

what with 7-4 and the fact that it is a culmination of this implication

i wonder. when V1 looked up at that earthmover, did it know, with whatever passes for instinct in a machine, exactly what to do? and if it did, then, how is this conveyed to the player?

diegetic as the game is, how does it engineer a situation in which the player, themselves, knows exactly what they have to do?

the biggest factor, i think, is the fact that the earthmover's health bar appears the moment you lay eyes (or camera, or whatever) on it, and it does not leave until you have finally killed this colossus.

but this factor is much more subtle than it appears at first glance. yes, big honkin' boss healthbar on screen for the entire level, what more to it. there's a good deal more, it turns out.

first off- this is the shortest leadup by far to any bossfight in the game. you slide through a single vent, and you are greeted with benjamin right out in the open. even P-1, devoid of any other hazards as it is, gives you a long trek down the spinal staircase before you reach the flesh prison. 7-4 has none of it. you enter the level, you enter the stage, and there you have it. you know exactly what you are up against right from the outset, and it's not quite a feeling of familiarity but it tells you exactly what you have to do. which is the point of this all, isn't it?

7-4 is also... not a bossfight! it is a full level! it is a full level framed as a bossfight. the health bar frames this full complete level as a bossfight.

and on one hand, this is not new news. on the other hand, i think this is the crux of it. the thing is, most bossfights are near-to-entirely new. you do not know how the boss acts. you do not know their attack patterns. you do not know their capabilities. you are learning something new. levels, though, you have done a thousand times over and so the player knows how they need to play through this bossfight in a way that is not quite present with any other boss in the game.

the content of the level is new, of course, because that's how it goes. but you know the motions. you have done this for two acts prior, you know the motions. you know exactly what to do.

also! this level does not exist in a vacuum. what i am saying is this: the rest of violence layer shifts its storytelling and its tone and even its graphics. it is something completely new in contrast to the rest of the game. 7-4, though, returns to environments and graphics more akin to what you have experienced before, bringing you back to familiarity and again knowing what to do here in a way the rest of violence hasn't let the player experience.

one more thing about this level: it plays directly into expectations. which is something that the rest of the game actually does not tend to do.

the game, at base, is just not a typical FPS. it gives you movement like a roguelite or a platformer, it takes guns you expect to know the mechanics of and goes utterly wild with how far the archetype can be changed.

in a smaller scope, here is a comparison of the earthmover and the corpse of king minos as two separate colossal bosses foreshadowed in similar ways. and i mean, minos's bossfight isn't unprecedented in other works. but i think the thing that matters here is that you are not, in fact, the underdog as is the case with so many other bosses of its ilk. riven of many voices, destiny 2, similar bossfight similar scale. you are hiding from her you are a fireteam of many you are triumphing over a dragon larger than life. project gestalt, madness project nexus, you are pulling out every stop you can to take down something so far over your head (both literally and metaphorically). corpse of king minos- V1 looks up, stands its ground, and parries his god damn fist.

and the thing is, the earthmover plays into a different expectation, but it's playing into an expectation nonetheless. you look at this thing and you climb it and you dismantle it from within, like you have done in many games prior. you know what your goal is from the moment you see that healthbar and you hook onto the conspicuously placed hookpoints that tell you- you will climb this machine; you will fight your way up to whatever its core is and you will kill it. you play through the entire level with this expectation and you get exactly this expectation. you destroy its core and it begins a countdown, and so very many games have countdowns before the collapse of whatever level you have just beaten, and you know exactly what you have to do.

i don't know. i love diegetic storytelling. i love this level.

it's just familiarity, i think. this level runs off familiarity. it gives you, the player, things and tropes and designs you are familiar with. it signals to you that you should know what to do, and it lets you do exactly what you expect to do.

if i were any more cheesy i could absolutely end this by restating something about the only way it could've ended, but uh. i am not that cheesy. this time.

aw crud now i don't know how to end this oh well goodbye then

#ultrakill #ultrakill spoilers #idk dude i just saw someone say like. 'when v1 saw the earthmover do you think it knew what to do in a way itd never experienced before' #and i was like 'hmmmm ultrakill is a game that justifies a LOT of its story decisions in gameplay' #'i sure wonder how this one mighta been conveyed to the player' #and then i experienced a category 5 autism event in one of my friends' dms. thanks pory youre a real one #for listening to my giant fucking ramble while i was walkin down from the train station LMFAO #......also fuck i hope no one has written this before i amso sorry if i am just rehashing someone elses already written thoughts fffffuck.

[lemonsourcrisis]

Fallout (2024) "I think you might be a ghoul."

#lemongifs #fallout #fallout tv series #fallout tv spoilers #fallout tv #fallout prime #fallouttvgifs #ella purnell #aaron moten #honestly I didn't like this at first #but then like in the middle and end #I got soooo hooked to this series #now I lowkey want a s2 so bad now lmao #this is defo one of my fave scenes ngl #i laughed so hard esp when he made wheezing noises LMFAO #then the other dude was like i think you're a ghoul and it's ilke well no shit LMFAO

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

*posts this and runs away. i trip and fall into an open manhole, dying instantly*

#incoherent noises etc etc gotta say the line: Theyre In My Brain #fuck dude they sure are!!! they sure are. #oh my god when did it become seven. i forgot to sleep again. gonna make a breakfast taco instead #but yeah uhhhhh come get some laughingstock crumbs #pspspsps cmon take the morsel #tumblr is pigeons to me <3 #scribble salad #welcome home #laughingstock #yassified howdy <3 #can yall tell i never practice drawing kissing. like never. ever. lmfao #its never been part of my skillset but by Fuck i might buckle down and add it #ive just never had to learn!!! #for my entire life ive drawn primarily dragons - i actively avoided people! #and dragons dont have the facial anatomy to kiss 'traditionally' #so i simply never practiced or even attempted #i only started seriously drawing people a couple years ago #and scribbling characters making out is very far from my top priorities in Learning #even though i taught myself how to draw. hm. other things. somewhat. #my priorities are a mystery even to myself #Anyway anyway im tired and rambling and that taco is calling to me like the sweetest siren #and babey im ready to Drown #agh no wait im not done yet #puppets are honestly really difficult in this aspect #like??? their faces are so flat??? their noses are Strange? how push together???? #dont get me started on the intricacies of perspective and im not sure how to tilt their heads properly yet #so for now Cringe!!! Cringe Alert!!!! Cringe on Main!!!! #sometimes i need to remind myself that it doesnt matter if i dislike pretty much everything i scribble. someone will dig it.

[hwiyoungies]

to my happiness, happy birthday 💕

#svtgifs #svtcreations #svtsource #svtdaily #forsvt #fywonwoo #hope this makes sense it's supposed to be like a book LMFAO #ah idk man giffing this month has been Hard #but the happiest of birthdays to this dude <3 #b.edits #seventeen #wonwoo #cannot believe i forgot those tags lmao

[lil--nuggett]

Shout-out to @silverjirachi for writing some of the best literature for two Eco-Terrorists I've ever read. I've thought about them often ever since I read it.

This is just. them. but I wanted an excuse to bring up The Devil and The Dead Sea tbh

I wanna do like,, actual serious art for this fanfic one day i promise, but I am dead tired and this was all I got ANSJFJDJAKMS-

#genuinely adore the devil and the dead sea so much dude #like I'm so fr when I say that if you ever want to do an audio book version- #like for shits and giggles #I will KILL A MAN to play Maxies part in it LMFAO #aqua leader archie #magma leader maxie #hardenshipping #pokemon oras #pokemon #The Devil and The Dead Sea my beloved <3 #i talk a lot lmao my bad shawty #nugget art!!

[high-voltage-rat]

man okay so I used to play mechquest and dragonfable back in like, 2008 when I was a kid with very little patience to follow a storyline. coming back as an adult and finishing mechquest has absolutely slapped me silly with how deep and serious the story is in between all the absurdist humour. I have. so many emotions over the whole storyline, and especially so many thoughts about the unique form of tragedy that is The Reset.

You save the world but it's not the world anymore. You and your friends survive but you don't know each other anymore- have nothing left of the lives you fought to keep. You 'save' everything but it's still all gone. Everything you knew and loved, gone, and you don't even know what you've lost. You can't even keep the memory of what you had- and that's almost kinder compared to being one of the 3ish people who DO remember... and have to live around everyone else who doesn't, knowing their closest friends look at them and see a stranger, and that they may as well be because they aren't that person they remember being.

And to top it all off, that terrible sacrifice doesn't even end it. you're still left fighting impossible and devastating wars over and over. It's the tragedy of doomed time loops with extra layers of devastating all over the place. The GEARS University students being forced to become soldiers because they're all that's left to protect their homeworld. The horrors of the Shadowscythe virus taking over friends and loved ones you may be forced to put down to save yourself. The town of Falconreach burning over and over because no matter how hard they fight, it's never enough. The people like Sha'rae who sacrifice themselves to try and prevent tyrrany from seizing power, only for it to be utterly useless.

Anyway the brainrot is severe and especially dangerous since I'm coming into exam season and all my hyperfixated brain wants to do is chew on glass about these games.

#late nights with ali #ali plays ae #<- tentatively establishing this tag For The Future #mechquest #dragonfable #literally forced my roommate to listen to my thoughts on the absurd clashening of humour and tragedy that is cysero last night lmfao #imagine remembering being sys-zero with all the trauma that brings but being confined in your new self by the laws of comedy #so you can never truly acknowledge it and you have to spend your days around the people you were closest to- #(minus odessa who's just. completely absent)- and never FEEL it in any meaningful way. because you're cysero now and cysero is a comedy. #also like dude is roommates with warlic. formerly the dean of GEARS and a leader figure to him. but now he's just. some guy. #what must that be like??? pretty messed up for certain!!! #anyway I'm supposed to be finishing my final biophysics assignment and all I can think about is this #so I'm taking breaks between questions to make a playlist that I may post alongside the art I did of my MQ hero at some point #pls pray for me and my grades

[prettyflyshyguy]

I don't remember Pliskin saying that in Metal Gear Solid 2.

#Metal Gear Solid 2 #iroquois pliskin #Solid Snake #Fallout: New Vegas #Joshua Graham #tonights warmup LMFAO #squint was showing me the FNV dialogue from this dude cause I'd never seen it #and when he said the line he immediately goes #that sounds like something pliskin would say in MGS2 #i knew what I had to do #my art #fanart