#like.... if ur gonna make fun of him anyway

[ghouljams]

i woke up w more brain worms thanks for giving more w ur response <33

but yknow how Tabitha was kinda the new Master for the super mutants in the Mojave… yeah that but König. his ass would be a cult leader too ur so right. you’d hear the radio signal went down and got a bit too nosy and mosey your way up to him like hello need fix? and he’d snatch you and keep you around. like coming to fix his radio was basically a marriage confession!!! and like how are you gonna fight him anyways he’ll just keep bringing you gifts (and bones..) until you say yes :)

ghoul ghost either is running around w a mutated horse (maybe a dog too :3c) or is wandering and doing random bounties (that man would be side questing, no allegiance just vibes)(at the moment i don’t have anything on him but we’ll see after work)(i saw what you said.)

gaz could easily be a synth too i just saw that.. and yeah i was gonna say he could be a minuteman but like ncr ranger makes a lot more sense in my pea brain!! he’d follow his courier around to help w deliveries(his ass just wants to see them shoot things, ur so right about the deathclaw thing) and would try and convince them to come home to cali with him, where it’s safer and he has a home there (totally not trying to trap them, ), like why would you ever wanna go to the strip babes? that place is gross and nasty :( (he’s gambled there a few times, like i can see soap def having fame on the strip and they’re buddies)(also he definitely wants like a whole family and poor courier just wants to figure out where this gambling chip goes to for some money)

clawing at elder maxson’s face w malicious intent btw, but he’s giving price and i don’t like it. that man would be a brotherhood elder who has his own agenda or just a very well respected knight, bc tell me he wouldn’t kick major ass in power armor (that man would be in love when he goes into a town to retrieve a piece of tech and go nuts over the pretty lady who runs the repair shop and offers to fix up his gun)(or maybe he’s w a scribe! who knows ill def have more later though)(im thinking about the ghosts guys rn a lot though)

Best friend Tabitha!! I love her. Bad radio show queen. König gets mad that the radio sucks, kills Tabitha and takes over. You're free to go Raul, have fun, stay safe out there(Raul is immediately executed for helping Former Best Friend Tabitha).

Now König is leader of a tidy cult, he's got some big changes to make, namely: we are militarizing this bitch, and putting some decent programming on the radio. More music, less talking. Also let's make this place a little safer for the humans, start getting some trade going(and catching pets).

Now most humans know not to go investigate the radio signal but you're fresh out of the vault, and eager to see who it is that keeps the radio running. Especially when the in between programing sounds so nice! König's voice following you across the wasteland, promising freedom and shelter for humans and mutants alike. He needs a little help fixing up the radio, but luckily you've got some radio know-how under your belt. Maybe he'll give you a couple caps for fixing the thing!

Well. The programming certainly takes a turn after you fix up the radio. When songs aren't playing your soft moans and whimpers are filling the air waves. König fucking you live on the air so everyone can hear how wonderful and superior super mutants are. Listen to how much pleasure his pretty new pet is in, begging him to come and fill you with his potent mutant seed.

"Some of you may wonder where my pet is today," König lowers the microphone so that slurping and gagging noises can be heard, followed by a short whine of pain and period of heavy breathing before the slurping sounds resume and he sets the microphone back on the table, "aren't they talented? I told you, humans are good for something, and very easily trained."

#cod x reader #x reader #könig #könig x reader #könig cod #könig mw2 #könig call of duty #konig x reader #konig cod #konig mw2 #konig call of duty #konig smut #cod konig #fallout au

[detco-hell]

she summed up the series quite nicely, yes

[movie 12 - Full Score of Fear]

#hes the main problem solver but also the main problem causer #lock him in a hamster cage and beika will finally know peace #also quick question regarding this scene: why did they even include him when he famously cannot sing... #like.... if ur gonna make fun of him anyway #seems kinda mean :( #detective conan #movie 12 #Full Score of Fear #2008 #movies #detco hell original #edogawa conan #yoshida ayumi #haibara ai #tsuburaya mitsuhiko #kojima genta #detective boys #blue jacket #red hood #yellow shirt

[beatcroc]

there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

#ramble after realtags yeag. shoutout to serrangelic btw suggesting the silhouettes thing bc i would have Died otherwise #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #arting #pizzaposting #so anyway i think fake peppino has like. a general awareness that he is supposed to Be Peppino and that he was Made to do that #and likewise he does generally try to...do that. the thing he does NOT realize is hes like really goddamn bad at it #not to be mean but like...c'mon. they are pretty distinctly different kinds of guys even beyond the physiology yknow. #he's neither on-brand nor fooling anyone dsjdsjjkgfsd. BUT! #since the rest of the cast generally likes him [at least as I play it] he thinks hes doing just fine #he's like 'oh they r happy with me so i must be getting a good grade in being peppino :)' #so getting told that 'yeah you actually really suck at that but that was never the reason people liked you' #and told that by og model peppino no less--yknow THE guy he's supposed to be living up to #who's already a bit intimidating for that and who ALSO totally wrecked him TWICE in the tower #making him acutely familiar with just how formidable the guy is and how much there IS to live up to.... #it's a Moment for sure. not really a sad or hurt one though. just... contemplative. #thinking abt people liking him for being the guy he's already naturally been being even though that guy is Not Peppino #i don't think he's gonna be super broken up about realizing he has a bad grade in peppino given everything else hes got now #nor do i really think he cares enough to go like reinvent himself or whatever after the fact #he seems to b pretty clearly having fun with it already so i think he just keeps doing that #and in some cases he still has the pre-installed peppino traits/instincts like to cooka da pizza. and that's fine #is this projection. yes. but if youve been following me awhile you know most of my character writing is ghdhfdgf #gonna kinda expand on all this in the gerome one which is...one after next. itll be a bit but man. #anyway peppino will never admit to anyone and especially not himself that he's gotten a little attached to the guy. hee hoo #pep tends to be kinda surly but he certainly has his ways of showing he cares. all of which are on display here #''that thing is not my son'' says man currently watching thing's antics with the 'bemused dad' arms crossed pose. yeah ok buddy. #gus is totally onto him already but hes not gonna say anything. #if u read all this ur prize is not having to go decode fp's rot13. his lines are ''meant to be you...?'' and ''wrong question.''

[comradekatara]

iroh’s always like “destiny is real, but also no one knows what their true destiny is for sure, but also it’s genetic and ontological and immutable, but also you can choose who you want to be, and fate is a tricky thing, because it’s divinely ordained, but also, it’s fake, and you cannot escape your birthright, prince zuko, but also i am going to escape my birthright by moving to another country and opening a teashop, byeeeeee!!!!” and then people wonder why zuko is so fucking confused all the time.

#iroh #like ok #i appreciate what this show has to say about accepting responsibility while still making those choices on your own terms #and i think that’s good & important #esp as it relates to aang #but the way iroh talks abt it makes NO SENSE 😭😭😭 #man just tell ur nephew he’s being abused and that imperialism is bad it’s not that complicated! #zuko #poor guy #he’s got no clue what his uncle is trying to tell him #iroh&zuko #guy who loves metaphors & riddles & proverbs and guy who is extremely literalminded to a fault #is such a fun dynamic tho. to be fair #both nonsensical but on entirely opposite ends of the interpretative spectrum #anyway. the iroh haters are gonna love this post #eat up girls

[inkats]

merry yaoimas mutuals. (in order, for @starredforlife, @vampyr-bats, maymerdoodle on insta, @littlemoondarling, @bmpmp3) (all of you make such cool stuff I hope you like em <3)

#every single one of these is in a different style oTL anyway a little bit to say about all of them : #i always draw al and lupa oTL i wanted to draw someone else but. they came out. i love them and am thinking about them. too much. always. #similar story w the val as i started out trying to draw spade and harrow and then. him. hes very. hes so. <3 <3 #youre probably not gonna see this on here macie but i love them. i think. women <3 thank you. #disney princess dave ive wanted to draw this for a while i think hes fun! hes neat!! #i was intending to scroll through ur artblog for a guy but then. ezra. hes cute he needs cat cuddles on a couch i think. <3 #hello yes see i draw #digital art #Other mutuals I also love y’all I simply started these late so didn’t have time and or am intimidated by you #<- not in a bad way more like anticmiscellany follows me on insta and what could I possibly make that would. Wah. #There are some of you that intimidate me that way. So I thought about it and then was like I cannot do this justice #I couldn’t do justice for these either tbh all y’all’s art is sooooo good it’s insane that any of you like mine <3

[cheriboms]

doctober day 11: briefcase

because a scientist lawyer has gotta keep his invention blueprints legal documents SOMEWHERE >_>

#back to the future #bttf #doc brown #emmett brown #doctober #doctober 2023 #christopher lloyd #(I GUESS) #guys hes definitely NOT a scientist 🙄 that lil dude literally ADORES the law idek what ur talking abt smh ????? #btw the blueprints are BLUE do you get it? ;) wow im soooo clever ikkk :'D #anyway 31 emmett is v fun to draw bc he looks like hes about to have a mental breakdown like 85% of the time. and honestly? relatable #plus he has duckbutt hair. we love that for him <3 #re the blueprints actually. those were difficult fr T_T idek if theyre readable but yeah i tried #im not an inventor IDK pretend they look good ._. #also i wasnt originally gonna make this a proper drawing but the urge was too strong. so here we are :P #but u get to have the doodley ones too bc i feel like he lowkey WOULD have the audacity to do science stuff in the middle of working #hes chaotic good like that lmbo #my arts #my sketchy wip arts

[fisheito]

gosh okay if it's okay can i leave some extremely persistent brainyakus for babyyakus.... like obv you can just leave this or post or just share w whoever you want i'm just some dudegirl clanging pots and pans in your boxes but! i have always loved the idea of like...... baby yakumo being taught some form of sign language (Klein Sign if u will allow the goofery) bc the mouth shapes and tongue movements of the spoken language are hard for him to grasp even with full immersion and support!!!! i also think he would have some anxiety actually using his voice bc Y'know. It's Yakumo. he does eventually become more comfortable with verbal speech ofc but oh my god i am losing my mind at (baby yakumo voice) pep-per......... once again thank you mxr requiodile for my god life. and truly what are pigs but big potatoes....... ONION OWWIES..........

my last spam i will leave u with is also! ever since i unlocked homecoming ssr yakumo and it's dropped that he made his own ceremonial clothing i became OBSESSED w the idea of grandma taking babkumo to The Crafting Circle of the village. maybe he needed a bit more immersion into human spaces before he started school so he's just cowering in grandmas lap while she's knitting and mending but slowly he starts just like wandering around, looking at all the things happening with all the crafters just letting this uncanny child gaze in wonder over all the comfort items and soft blankets and warm clothes being made. and then there's at least one giant ass loom and those things are HUGE and make a lot of clacking noises. babkumo inching closer to it but doing these big scared jumps every time it makes noise but he's just so O.O like this giant scary thing makes such nice things!!! he's been wrapped in scarves fresh off this thing!!! and then whoever is working the loom pushing the shuttle through and just patiently waiting for yakumo to very tentatively push it back toward them. tbh i don't even really think that's great weaving technique but idc we are socializing this yokai via fibers and stich-n-bitch. thank you again for the generosity and enthusiasm ;w;

i am leaving this here for everyone to see because i like it and i want to show it

#SIGN LANGUAGE YAKUMO.......... sweet child #it's scary to talk sometimes. especially if the meaner ppl around u make fun of ur pronunciation #baby which of the mean adults made fun of your syllables. i'll beat them with a shovel #so instead we'll put that affinity for hand fidgeting to practical use #yakumo's good with his hands right?? takes all sorts of practice!!! #dexterity +6 from signing. another +6 from whatever crafting class he's shadowing in the village #he's doing potterymaybe! he's sewing! he's cookin! he is extricating fchickens from the wire gate bc some chickens live life on the edge!!! #honestly nonners i also freaked out when i unlocked that ssr lore about his sewing #i think i just screamed at the sky like “WHY IS MY WIFE SO PERFECT” #seriously. points to the outfit. that is not the work of an amateur. #i'm gonna kill him for being an anxious mary sue. i hate him. why is he good at things. why is he so cute #actually he's probably less mary sue than i think. i would not trust him to win a game of dodgeball. #do mary sues always win at dodgeball? i'm not putting yakumo near any high contact sports. just to be safe. #IGNORE ME. ANYWAY. #OLDER YAKUMO HAVIN A NONVERBAL MOMENT AND EVERYONE'S like ???? how do we get him to tell us what's wrong?? #BAM! FATHER OLIVINE KNOWS KLEIN SIGN! HE SOOTHES THE SNAKE AND WE ALL GET BACK TO COMMUNICATION #asks #yakumo

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

Hello may I interest you all in literally the roughest comic sketch I have ever made in my life

Yuko has very thoroughly burrowed herself into my brain so I wanted to quickly sketch my idea for her and Kiryu meeting after TEN YEARS IN THE-

#smol makes art #Yuko Lives AU #yuko nishikiyama #kiryu kazuma #im SORRY Kiryu looks so BAD i dont ever draw him and i dont know HOW to draw these characters hkhhjbkbkj yall see my vision tho right? #this happened purely because i like the idea of Yuko ALSO hitting us with a 'ten years in the joint' i find it particularly amusing #i love her so much you guys and im just spinning her and Nishiki in my brain and trying to think up what they got up to for those ten years #this is fun i dont usually get invested in fandoms and much less AUs!!! im fuckin writing for this thing!!! #if the writers arent gonna give her character then i'll do it my damn self hjkgvgkvh #(also idk if u can tell but i like the idea of her and Nishiki looking VERY similar which is an extra like 'bro how tf dont u recognise me?' #ya get me? but tbh i relate to Kiryu if u change ur haircut im not gonna know who u are even without 10 years in prison hbvhjbbkbhj) #anyway yeah. sorry he looks particularly bad but hey i think the composition's decent? maybe i'll make this properly. someday #better yet someone else do it ivhigkvjgvkhgvgyk

[bronanlynch]

obsessed w the choice to have reinhard & hilda hook up for the first time in the context of. reinhard is having a breakdown over his guilt at the death of his boy best friend like. very heterosexual of him, I'm sure

#also like. it is so funny to me that people ship this as like. them being In Love and fluffy etc etc like. the vibes are extremely Not That #they fuck bc he's having a breakdown. she leaves before he wakes up and looks terrified when he comes to see her #he gave her a military position and wanted to make her prime minister and every time she correctly disagrees with him he hates her for it #she's the closest thing he has to a friend but he can't forgive her for not being kircheis so he marries her instead #he brings flowers bc it's what mittermeyer did bc he's following a script bc he doesn't know how to do any of this #(this being. heterosexuality. having any kind of normal relationships with people. functioning in society) #she canonically doesn't feel like she understands how to be a woman #oh my god are they the 'he's gay she's a lesbian their marriage will change your perception of love' couple #wait no also. his reason for proposing. jesus christ his entire concept of gender & relationships is So shaped by what happened to annerose #he feels obligated to marry her now but also. as if marrying her isn't just another way of trapping her into that kind of role #like she's can't be ur official military advisor or ur prime minister. she has to be Your Wife. and i cannot see her being happy w that #like it would get her what she wants (advancement for her family) but oh my god at what cost #sorry these tags are just. my running commentary of the ep now anyway losing it at reinhard saying “can kircheis forgive me for marrying” #ok i was gonna make fun of him being like “he never got to marry before he died :/” like. i really don't think that was a priority for him #but i do also think given the opportunity he would've married annerose. mediated desire and all that #dreaming.txt #e watches logh

[dan-crimes]

airy for the Bingo 👀👀

I know my opinions are prolly wrong and controversial but I do not care anymore since the show has been over for a good while

So let me just tap into my old knowledge of how I feel about the show and Airy as a character

Alright so yeah I'm on the more extreme side of things of just like Airy didn't do anything wrong ever, this isn't even me being like oh favourite character or anything it's just kinda like I just genuinely do not think he was ever thinking about anything he was doing ever

Obviously he still did bad things but like the thing is, when you DIE you don't really DIE so death kinda loses its meaning and there isn't really that impact anymore of Airy killing people and he had to also die multiple times likely in order to get where he is

So UNDERSTANDABLY there is a lack of connection there, a lack urgency in death @ the Plane once Airy understands how to bring people back

Obviously there is still a LOT of fucked up shit if you REALLY think about it and really connect with the characters and try and feel what they must be feeling BUT to think Airy is this fucked up cold and unfeeling villain aware of his actions is just not it

He just isn't. There. He's not there lmao it doesn't really feel like there is a way to get it through to him that what he's doing is causing problems bcuz it's like a sandbox game for him he doesn't understand that things happen without him that those are PEOPLE existing in his little world that they have lives and are effected by his actions

He only has a connection when he sees Liam in person and like there were other times he showed care and concern but it's a lot more apparent when someone is physically there with you, you can see and feel them and they have an impact on you

Plus he did feel bad about what he had done in the past but there's not really a way for you to properly process that so understandably he just doesn't, like it obviously bothers him but he also doesn't want to be alone and I understand how boredom is a killer

Plus I think he's prolly always been a bit messed up but it really comes out when you've been thru things ur never gonna be able to fully understand or process so you simply don't and just accept things and do things a certain way bcuz you just gotta

#now it HAS been a while since I watched the show so I might be a bit rusty on some of ny info #like Airy just doesn't understand what he's doing is wrong #he thinks people are having fun the same way he is about the game #he TRIES to make it fun he wants everyone to just have a fun time #he's bored! he's lonely! he wants things to do he #he's figuring it out as he goes! and like he's gonna send everyone back home anyway so no harm done! #except he is causing harm to these people #he strips them of their identity he steals them away from their lives and expects them to just go along with his antics #so yeah he did nothing wrong but also he's y'know a bit fucked up you know how it is #I have no ill feelings towards him tho I really enjoy his character a lot #and I love the moments where you can just hear how silly he is it's subtle but sooo good #AGAIN been a while since I seen the show so some of these words may not be entirely accurate to how I feel #plus this is all a story so I'm always more chaotic when it comes to fiction like Yes queen kidnap those people! #Force them to play in ur little show! If they simply had FUN this wouldn't be an issue 🙄🙄🙄 #altho still wonder how exactly he planned on granting some sort of wish lmao #mf is just lying isn't he #it's okay he's allowed to lie

[pepsitwist]

the mjf wants to leave aew storyline is the only fun one and im right

#bc HELLO his actually ties into the rest of his character arc with punk and his parallels to him hellooooo #he’s literally threatening to take the aew world title and leave the company like punk did in wwe. it WORKS #it makes SENSE. #as awful as it sounds i’m like. well some of y’all better be for real abt this #if they make more storylines out of wanting to leave the company it’s gonna be sooooo boring #like if a talent wants to leave the company! okay! that’s fine! #if they don’t feel they’re being used to their full potential and talks aren’t working out then he’ll yeah get ur bag where u can #but PLEASE don’t just keep making this shit into storylines it’s NOT fun it’s just copying mjf bc bringing him back like that worked so well #and i fully believe that mjf was very serious abt all of this at first like. i don’t think this started out as a work. #but i totally think it’s a work now and they’ve figured things out as much as they can #will mjf leave in 2024? maybe so. wwe can definitely pay him more. but for now i feel like we’re good and we can just enjoy for now #anyways. if ppl really do want out of the company then i hope they can find a way. if it’s a storyline then i am mildly annoyed

[quaranmine]

studying compass!mumbo like a bug. hes so much more messed up than i really got to show in htbahb <3

#gonna start using 'compass!' to designate things since it's the series name #anyway ht.bahb was mostly focused on grian's issues. and i'll be waiting take a broader stance on hermit issues but #i am still such a grian stannie so like. theres a fair bit with him too #but mumbo....... #the short of it is that he feels Very guilty for technically causing all of their issues with the soul connection. #and by extension he is very guilty and very aware that HE is the one who dredged up all this trauma for grian #so he is going to be very attentive to grian and follow him on everything bc hes like. trying to make up for everything? ?? #but at the detriment of his own feelings since ya know. this was a HUGE life altering shake-up for him as well. #but he doesnt really feel like he deserves to be shaken up over it since he did it to himself #ah. so he just tries not to be a burden and go along with everyone and help grian out and just. doesnt stop for himself #grian sadly is Going Through It as well and isnt the best at noticing all this #how could u be when ur basically in charge of trying to rescue a bunch of friends who May Or May Not Be Dead? #anyway. i'll be waiting is fun. not a single person in the fic is doing ok #but some have extra non-moon related reasons for it haha

[lilgynt]

supervisors not explaining things clearly at all even when i say hey i have never done this and then i can hear the merchants making fun of how long this call is taking in the background

#personal #at the people complaining one that genuinely made me feel bad so fuck you two you need ur shit to work i’ll break it further. #three i’ve had 6 hour calls im not fucking around this has been an hour relax #no like i get it techs are the like enemy of the common worker any tech call and we shit on the company it’s absolutely harmless #but like we shit talked away from the phone quietly or like. after the call. #but also i’m destroying this supervisor i hate getting him when i need help on calls #like one didn’t read my description giving me advice for unrelated issues #then straight up saying i’m not sure i understand i have not done this before #VAUGE SENTENCE!!!!!! #so i follow up with an in person super visor who confirms it #still wrong #ohhhh here’s the actual step by step way to do it #why didn’t you send that the first time. my god #i mean i guess i could have found it it was in the system but i didn’t #anyway it’s like okay. that solved the issue. why didn’t you send that half an hour ago when i said i didn’t know how to do this #and like i even identified the right issue in my question description!!!!!!!! #and these folks are gonna make fun of the call but then have two more broken machines like why i outta

[bobthebobking]

i think wild and hyrule like to stim jump :]

#yes its just based on my gameplay yes im valid #i just find myself making them jump all the time even when they dont have to #esp botw like the way he jumps from the correct foot it always mesmerized me #happy fun time with good ol bob #lu hyrule #lu wild #botw jumping mechanics are like god tier they didnt have to make him jump so perfectly #but im glad they did #anyway thinking of them just. jumping as they walk :]] #everyones like please ur gonna tire urselves out #n theyre like guys if we dont jump we're going to explode #linkeduniverse

[soft-spooks]

me when lemondrop <33333

#its actually. pretty gross. i need more chips #i need. bread. im hungry but also everythjng sounds gross #and i dont wanna cook #so like. this it is !¡!!!!!!! #i have. chocolate cake mix. and i REALLY wanna make that #but ive reached the point where like. standing up makes my head spin so i dont wannaaaaaaa go into the kitchenand do stuff #yknow !!!!! #i started watching undertale no mercy route by accident and now ive been sucked into it and it mak3s me. SO SAD . #anyway uhhhhhhhhh mmakinh this an fo post now. #no aus even. we r going straight uhhhh not canon exactly but My Version of canon #anti libves . in the computer. shows up in thecorner of the screen like one of those little guys that walk around and #makes fun of how many tabs i have open and sits o n the edge of the window and watches videos w me and #pushes out discird notifs when they hit him in the bacj of the head hshfjdbdejr #silly thimgs #gets mad when i fall asleep w my laptop on the bed bc i do that Too Much #if u break ur laptop how am i gonna visit you >:/ #heheh #swoooons #🔪