Can you do some V ox sneeze headcanons if you please?
O o ooo, okay! TV man time!
Whenever he sneezes, his exhaust fans shoot out coolant or dust from his circulation fans in a big cloud
Snough sufferer (T_T), all of his sneezes are very short with very little in the way of vocalization.
Lots of "HhN'Kk! Hh'tchh! Kxxhht!" with pops of fizzing and static.
Doesn't have a sinus cavity, so he can't actually sniffle, but whenever his circulation fans stop and restart, they make a deep hissing sound that sounds like sniffling.
Instead of rubbing his nose, he spam-taps the center of his screen to try and get himself to sneeze, or to relieve the irritation during a fit.
Has an admin-accessible menu to look "inside of him" to see what's irritating his system or clogging his fans, where to dislodge the irritant, the technician working on him (or his assistant) has to play a matching game to make him sneeze.
Gets malware and viruses a lot because he's a gullible moron who still has 50s brainrot and falls for phishing scams CONSTANTLY. If Al/ast/or knew how to use a computer he'd be COOKED, getting sent malicious emails and spam links on the DAILY.
Can only contract "organic" ailments if someone gets the pathogens directly on his sensitive internal structures, he has caught many a cold by his personal technician- who doesn't have many sick days- sneezing onto his wires while his back panel was open.
Is prone to his coolant piping system leaking and getting blockages, especially if he's sick with a virus, and the rattling and flushing of those pipes sounds like an awful wet cough, forcing him to slam on his chest with a fist or a splayed hand to get everything back in working order.
If you press two buttons on his lower back at the same time, he sneezes, because they function as an auto-clean for his filtration system. His assistant regularly uses it to get back at him for being rude or cruel, sometimes he tapes the buttons down to get V/ox stuck in a loop.
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GENSHIN CHALLENGE w/ @kiroz → Favorite sub-DPS: Kaedehara Kazuha.
“Don’t worry — even if the day comes for us to go our separate ways, I am certain that we will meet again, in some corner of the world. The fate that brings people together is not a cord so easily cut.”
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Happiest birthday to the boy I love with all my heart, Happiest birthday to the man who owns my heart and happiest janmashtami to all Gopis and Gopas!<333
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hello terror fans i finished s1 today and i too have drawn ur man in a dress.
@shalatoa come be deranged about jamie with me
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{CONT.} || @fazbearmismatch
Oh-- the new guy doesn't understand what's going on, not even when he heard the cry of pent-up anguish that signaled the spirit's entry into this plane. Steven can empathize; it took him dying to start believing in ghosts, after all.
Still, this man is far too happy-go-lucky for a place like this. At this rate, it's only a matter of time before he gets himself killed.
"Not really. Haven't you been listening to those tapes you dug out?" They're the only reason Steven's here; he's been drifting in and out of consciousness for years (decades?), but now that the memory of his voice has resurfaced, he has too. He had been trying to warn people back then, and it seems he'll need to do the same now. What is it about Freddy's that keeps drawing people in?
"This place is a curse. I'm telling you, you need to get out. Now."
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I GAVE HARVEY A POTATO AND HE THANKED ME LIKE YES SIR THIS IS GONNA BE MY LITTLE STAY AT HOME MALEWIFE I'VE DECIDED!!!
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