#love it when they are slightly unhinged

[raccoon-smiles]

There are 4 distinct types of Princesses Tutu fans:

1) Duck and Fakir enjoyers

2) Rue and Mytho enjoyers

3) Mytho and Fakir, and Rue and Duck enjoyers

4) Fuck around and find out

#the first is very common #they love duck and fakir #when talking about the main cast #they focus on them #the second is slightly more rare #these usually are waiting for the divorce #then there's the third #they love the other ways the main cast interacts #friendship of non canon ship enjoyers #fourth type is the crazies #like me #we are really into the background characters #we will remind you that anteatarina exists #the background characters my beloved #it feels very unhinged to like the side cast #princess tutu #ptutu #text post #i woke up in the middle of the night #I'm sick #don't judge me

[itstimeforstarwars]

Sometimes a blog that I've followed for years randomly follows me back and then I get nervous because The Guy is in my house and I didn't even get a chance to sweep before Their Coolness showed up.

#chit chat #hello! I've loved your opinions for years! what the fuck tho #it's always slightly baffling especially when they follow my main blog #like hi you’re cool and you have a punk vegan trans activism blog. im here going on an unhinged spiral about boromir #do you really wanna follow back? just asking.

[itspeanutlove]

NEW SHIP?!

#welcome to demon school iruma kun #mairimashita iruma kun #mairimashita! iruma kun #mairimashita iruma kun spoilers #silvia sabnock #beem #im hj about the new ship thing btw #im alr w it staying friendship (even slightly prefer it that way!) #BUT THIS IS GENUINELY BREATHTAKING I LOVE THIS #when u and the bestie are both slightly unhinged and love art #me and my irl friends frfr

[zellk]

Funny romance charts - Dangerous Babygirls edition (empty chart)

#i know i did spriggan and mitas but really i mostly wanted to do these two #but it always takes longer to complete for these two because i have to THINK so much more fkmdjhsmgkjh #helps me develop them properly tho >:) so it's good #lana #rena #lanare #renaiel #paracosm #symphonia #oc #ocs #zellk oc #zellk ocs #i am laughing SO fucking much at how fucking toxic Lana has the potential to be #like it's also hard for me to fill these (esp for her) because she changes SO MUCH as she grows through the years of her story #(and gets to a point where she can have a “healthy” relationship with Rena) #(healthy between quotes because they are both unhinged but together and for each other so it causes slightly less trouble to everybody) #(they do sorta balance each other out fr fr) #(but they also cause unhinged behaviours in each other and i love it kfdmjshgmkjdhgmkjh) #anyways when they were younger Lana was an abusive gaslighting bitch - glad she got reality checked a few times and grew out of it #someone told her “be better” and she took that personally

[ace-t-fic]

Chaotic cupid dial 800-sir-uisb

Severus: I love you!

James: *beaming nervously* y-y-you love me?

Severus: *suddenly death griping James's quidditch robes*

Severus: someone's poisoned me...*patting James chest & arms* Merlin, your biceps..

Siruis in the background: *maniacally laughing and running away, dropping empty bottles of veritaserum.*

#jeverus #snames #jpss #james potter/severus snape #james x severus #siruis is still unhinged but he's a good bro with slightly illegal pratices #friends to lovers type beat joke and nerd type beat #i meant jock but james is kinda a joke when it comes to love so I'll take it

[steakout-05]

autistic coded men who have orange cats my beloved

#star trek tng #star trek #star trek data #garfield #garfield jon #jon arbuckle #jetpack joyride #professor brains #jetpack joyride 2 #this is my type. weird silly or otherwise quirky guys who have orange cats #brains being autistic is more just a headcanon i have rather than deliberate coding #but he's been shown to have a few autism-like behaviours and traits across the shorts and jetpack joyride 2 #it's kinda stereotypical but he's more of a logical simple thinker and he finds strings of numbers to be easier to remember than names #which i find to be interesting! he just has different thinking patterns from what i've seen in neurotypicals. and it's like. #it's the autism radar. i can always tell when a fictional character seems to be Not Neurotypical because holy shit they act like me- #-or another autistic person i know! #also all these characters are like. different facets of autism and i think that's so interesting #on the left we have highly logical direct and ''idk what to do with my face or my hands help'' sherlock spin autism #and then there's slightly unhinged dorky possible ADHD combo and complete lack of social skills autism #and finally there's the evil autism #and i love all three of them <3 #i just realised they're also all sitting in big comfy chairs! #jon's armchair looks so comfy though. like i really wanna sit in there #it's probably slightly dirty and most definitely scratched up by garfield but my god that's what make it more homely and comfy #i wonder how many armchairs jon has gotten over the years. i should count all the instances of him having a differently coloured armchair #anyway yeah. autistic cat dads my beloved <3

[unexpectedbrickattack]

I 1000000% agree w/ the autistic Peppino hc !

Esp since one of his sprites is him literally biting his hand , that boi is STIMMING !

Hes going through one of the most miserable times of his life and chewing is the only thing that brings him comfort

#answered #chattin #peppino #this is only slightly related #but i just love giving my favorite unhinged chracters the go//ku treatment #aka when in doubt; bite the enemy #CHEW ! CHEW ON THAT FUCKER #you have to put him down like a rabid dog if u want him to stop !

[mirkwoodmunson]

Moonie my beloved.

i’m not sure if your requests are open but. i need eddie munson // gremlins content like i need god. What are his thoughts watching the movie for the first time. is he haunted by the thought of stripe. does he need a gizmo in his life or is he already a gremlin after midnight. inquiring minds must know ,, thank you g bless

WWUUUHHH UHEUUU REY THIS GOT ME SO EXCITEDJKkghkfk

eddie and you love going to the movies, barreling out right after school or sneaking into midnight shows of the latest horror releases, spending full weekends in the theater to watch your favorites over and over again. of course you guys sneak in your own snacks and treats, but you're respectful about it, always making sure to clean up after yourselves. eddie'd worked a few shifts as an usher one summer and christ how he hated cleaning up after the slobs -- he vowed to never be that kind of customer.

oh, but, when you two first see the trailer for gremlins on tv? he's already staring at you and grinning when you whip your head around to him.

"um. we're seeing that," you state matter-of-factly.

eddie snorts, about to say something in agreement, and then gasps, full shock,

"...babe... BABE!"

"what??"

"that's the SAME DAY ghostbusters is out."

wayne just watches from his recliner with a smirk as you -- unsure of how to express your excitement -- begin dog-piling yourself on eddie while cheering, your boyfriend cackling all the while.

that friday, eddie and you aren't at school, oh no. in fact, you're one of the first ones in line at the theater, 'giddy' not even covering it as you both recite lines from the trailers, discussing theories and what you expected.

ghostbusters is the first flick of your double-feature -- to say you both enjoyed it is a heavy understatement -- and going into the second movie of the day you're beyond ready for whatever gremlins throws at you.

the set-up part of the film has you both hooked -- hell, just the trailer had you hooked, but when you finally see gizmo for the first time, whining over how cute he is, eddie is cheesing hard and squeezing you into him. he loves the movies as much as you, but watching you watch movies? sometimes that was even better. eddie was a sucker for your commentary.

he's scolding the screen as every mogwai rule is eventually broken, fully immersed, fully engrossed, fully ready to fight stripe with his bare hands. the moment the antagonist dares to spit upon sweet, innocent gizmo, eddie has a vendetta.

although, that's not to say he doesn't absolutely love every minute of the gremlins being gremlins. he's cackling and pointing, elbowing you excitedly through the whole chaos montage. and when it comes to mrs. deagle's turn for a visit, he's on the edge of his seat just waiting to see what will happen.

when the old lady goes soaring, you both along with the audience are clapping and cheering at the grisly yet much-deserved demise. barney could rest easy now, poor dog.

now, eddie would never openly admit it, but he was a sucker for those old disney movies -- ever since he was a kid. when the gremlins are all together in the theater, watching snow white and entranced by the dwarves' working song, he's singing along with them too, with a grin so wide his cheeks are hurting.

somewhat surprisingly to you, eddie is near hiding his face in your shoulder when stripe finally meets his end, whining sounds of distaste as the creature melts and perishes. you just coo and pat his cheek, while your eyes are glued to the screen in delight.

you could swear as well you hear him sniffle when gizmo bids billy goodbye as the movie draws to a close. you don't judge, though. you're definitely crying a little, too.

you'd gotten to the theater early in the afternoon, and after two flicks it still wasn't too late in the day, but the excitement had definitely wiped the pair of you out. eddie leans into you heavily, almost sad, pouting and squeezing his arm around your shoulders as yours does around his waist.

"...i want a gizmo..."

you snort softly and tilt your head to peck his cheek, "i know, sweetie, i know."

in bed that night, curled up together and yawning in-between reminiscing in the day you'd had, eddie is about to get up for a glass of water when he pauses.

"what's up, babe?" you question softly, rubbing his back. eddie shuffles a bit and turns his head to look at you, bemused and smirking.

"... what if there's gremlins out there..? ghouls..."

you can't help the laughter, giving him a playful shove out of bed to which he whines and makes a show of tiptoeing to the door, cracking it open and peaking out.

"well, then, you better go bust 'em! show 'em who's boss, baby, you got it."

and, of course, eddie most definitely is a gremlin, as he sheepishly re-enters the room with the glass of water and a plate full of food for you both to share. tired before, he's wired after the late-night feast, leaping around you sat in bed asking repeatedly as you're wracked with giggles, 'who you gonna call?? ED-BUSTERS!'

the next few days neither of you can go a full sentence without quoting the films at each other, and of course you go back over the weekend multiple times, at least once with wayne after convincing him to join you.

a few weeks after release and it continues when eddie is crouched in front of the tv, grumbling softly and smacking the sides, adjusting the antenna while the screen shifts between shades of fuzz. he huffs, calls to you while you're in the kitchen. "hey! theres GREMLINS in here. we got gremlins in the tv."

#GJSKJDGKJ IM SORRY THIS IS SO FKN MESSY AND UNHINGED IM SLIGHTLY MANIC #LISTEN TO ME LISTEN #I LOVE MOVIES I LOVE THE THEATER I LOVE CORNY CAMPY 80S MOVIES IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW #WE JUST SAW THIS AT ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE FOR A MOVIE PARTY AND WE GOT PROPS I GOT A LIL GIZMO MASK AND STREAMER AND WE THREW PAPER PLATES JADGK #I DID RESEARCH FOR THIS #THIS IS THE MESSIEST FIC BUT NOW ITS MY FAVORITE THANK YOU SO SO MUCH REY OK ILL STOP YELLING NOW AAAAAAAAAA #like i saw ur ask and went :000 and immediately sat on the floor with my laptop #fun fact: the first i ever saw of gremlins was when i was 6 at a sleepover and all the Big Kids were watching it in the living room like #'u guys this is like way too scary :( u guys are liddle babies u cant watch this :(' #and then us liddle babies snuck in at some point and hid behind the sofa and when i peeked up #it was the scene with the gremlin exploding in the microwave #*chefs kiss* #never been the same since #eddie munson #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson fic #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x gn!reader #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson headcanon #eddie munson oneshot #mine

[latibvles]

When women in fics grab their love interest by the chin / places her fingers under/against the chin to guide them into a kiss RB if you agree

#me when . when women #And the when #and the #yeah #poet’s think thoughts #… #dick x charlie #lovely man and his slightly unhinged expert marksman wife

[widevibratobitch]

aaaaaaand it's starting. mom's bestie just texted me asking to come over this weekend cause it's Bad and it's probably the last chance to talk and maybe say goodbye to my mom's husband and i need to take care of her. god. i wont get through this weekend unless im high or drunk istg.

#time to slightly overdose my depression meds again ig lol #anyway. it is a little better with me these last two weeks. turns out the meds do work when you actually take em regularly #but first my best friend's break up that she's blowing up to unimaginable size #acting as if she just got divorced with the love of her life after 20 years #and not ended a few months long relationship with a guy who's been the source of most of her troubles since the moment they started dating #(ofc she's valid and id never tell her that because like. i get it. some people feel stuff more deeply. but its hard to be supportive #when you genuinely feel like this is the best possible outcome for her and that the relationship was only dragging her down all this time) #and now this. and this is gonna be infinitely worse. and then it's gonna get a million times worse when he actually does die. #and i feel like the worst most selfish person ever which like. probably am. but i did tell my cousin who actually knows my mom really well #and she said she understands and that my fears ARE valid because SHE'S terrified of how she's gonna handle my mom #and she wouldn't wanna be me in that situation cause it's gonna be so much worse for me lmao #like i feel like people who know my mother casually really dont understand just how unhinged emotionally she is #anyway. i feel so overwhelmed. i cant handle this jesus. #but im also emotionally unavailable and refuse to actually confide in another person because i dont want to be a bother <3333 #god i love tumblr. i can literally type anything in those tags lol it's the perfect form of venting since you can just scroll by #but i will still have let it out of myself anyway uwu i literally dont need that therapy fr #anyway. i feel so unbelievably fucking lonely and on one hand it's my own fault for withdrawing and refusing to ask for help. #but on the other hand. i AM alone. like there's no one who can help me in this particular situation. #i have no siblings. obviously my dad isnt gonna help. it all falls down to me. good god. i wanna throw up.

[obiwanobi]

Clem I have just discovered and read through the whole dyad hc posts and its so good. I'm now imagining shenanigans if Anakin got amnesia and kept doing stuff, and everyone Wilding out when HE gets freaked out by the bond. Obi-Wan comes to gently explain it and Anakin's like "wow that's super invasive, sorry about that, I'll try and stay out of your head and stuff". Obi-Wan literally doesn't know how to cope with this level of normal behaviour after all these dyad years

anakin suddenly acting like someone who knows what respecting boundaries means and Obi-Wan being the one freaked out by their new healthy relationship is top tier content 🙏🏻

at first he’s like "oh. oh. this is... good I guess" but how is he supposed to function without the gremlin banging against the door in his mind begging to be let in like the most deranged baby lothcat? Are you really telling Obi-Wan he has to live in a world where Anakin ISN'T with him 23 hours a day? Like any other human being in the galaxy? Like a normie? this is extremely boring and and if Anakin doesn’t barge into his room in the middle of the night to ask him if he thinks womprat has feelings soon Obi-Wan will refuse to work until someone fix him

#I love obi-wan pretending he’s totally normal and so not looking for anything crazy or slightly out of the ordinary #and then when he gets it immediately going ‘where is my unhinged padawan… my deranged partner I love more than anything….’ #‘rip healthy relationships you’re all so boring’ #idiotic dyad hc #clem’s aus #you're not the only one who went through the tag anon #according to my notifs several people went down the rabbit hole with you yesterday 🤭 #asks #anon

[running-in-the-dark]

(:

#someone please explain to me why I had a damn meltdown every time I had to sit down and write shit for my thesis #and now I'm sitting here writing three damn pages of (I don't know what the hell it is) about the leverage team #no it's not fan fiction no it's not anything coherent it's literally just all the stupid words in my brain puked out via my keyboard #who cares about sleep who cares about doing anything productive I need to talk about how much they love each other before it makes my heart #explode #that was supposed to say head but yeah heart fits too I guess #I was beginning to think I might be getting slightly more normal about them but haha no guess I was wrong #maybe it's the sleep deprivation maybe it's the mental illness maybe it's just life but damn I am really not okay about them #anyway I have to go write more unhinged shit about them. #and maybe also sleep at some point but nah who needs that when there's characters to cry about #literally and figuratively

[meowmeowmessi]

schweinsteiger the only valid german tbh

#muller can be amusing with his slightly unhinged vibes but his one-sided obsession with messi on sm while messi doesn't even go there #is weird as hell tbh. like let it go bruh it's ovah #and now he's like 'oh our track record against messi has always been good' bitch you're lucky bayern is lucky enough to clash with messi #only when he has bum teammates 😭 the last time he had a solid team backing him up he beat your ass so sit DOWN #anyways schweinsteiger is nice and in love with messi so he's cool in my books

[moonfurthetemmie]

do you know why people mostly die in the maze? because they fall for a stupid trap

I think the H squad removed this when they realized that it was more fun to chase a victim than to sit still and wait for them to come to you

wha do u think?

the council has convened and declared it canon (mostly joking)

They probably couldn’t get a whole ass McDonald’s in there but they did put up a front like the ones they use for movie sets. And stole a bunch of food.

Probably got a big fan to waft the smell of yummy greasy fast food to the rest of the maze, too

#horror!ds #H!ds questions #they’re so stupid (loving) #Part of the reason they had to stop is probably also that they were eating the food themselves #sure sitting and waiting isn’t any fun. but can’t lure your victims in with food if you eat all of it first! #waiting is hungry work!!! #If they were unhinged in a slightly different way I could see them actually working at a McDonald’s that they use as a front #for their murders #as it is they’d probably hiss and screech at the idea #they do NOT want to work in fast food!!!! have you SEEN how those people get treated???? #nevermind the EFFORT they have to put in!!!! #Why work minimum wage when you can simply steal everything you need to live

[queerfables]

Just thinking today about how I used to imagine the kinds of fanvids I would love to make if Good Omens was ever adapted for screen. I used to think about what kinds of moments, if you cut them right, could stand in for a kiss.

#obviously not a single one of us is even slightly hinged about crowley and aziraphale #but there is a special level of ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED that unlocks when you love a closed canon for upwards of a decade #and then out of nowhere an official sequel drops and one of your earliest and most treasured OTPs skyrockets to canon

[captain-lonagan]

book im reading was a decent mid tier whodunnit set in the 60's. had an old man detective with an accent and everything. the detective is about to give his monologue revealing everything. i turn the page to see it. the book has fucking ended. theres something from the editor saying that they did not receive the final chapter of the book, and apparently, the author died last night. the book has now completely switched to the editor as they try to solve the mystery of the author's death and find the missing chapter (using clues from the manuscript of the author's manuscript)

when they did the switch and i realized that we were fully going over to Editor POV i got fucking vertigo dude. i was so confused amd thought it was legit at first and then i realized the dead author and the author on the front of the book had similar but different names and Lost My Shit

#mission status: SICK #its still a 'she breasted boobily' book but i can deal with it #the Real author is at his best when he's not preoccupied with his new POV character being a woman #when hes not doing that hes pretty solid #BUT WHEN THE THINGS IN THE MANUSCRIPT MATCH PEOPLE AND PLACES IN REAL LIFE #a thief named Johnny Whitehead VS the author's neighbor the banker John White who he had an argument with #the left out of the will and slightly ready to kill sister of the murder victim Clarissa VS the author's less-than-wealthy sister Claire #MYSTERIOUS FIGURE IN A FEDORA SHOWING UP AT THE BACK OF THE FUNERAL #the reverend in the book was an anagram of the Real Reverend that the author had run his funeral #Unhinged #i love the vibes #the editor and the reader (me) are catching shit and making connections simultaneously its so good