#ls!clown

[pearcethinks]

hey tumblr. i made a scythe

clownpierce scythe clownpierce scythe :3 calling all lifesteal smp enjoyers and kaboodle smp enjoyers and friend or foe enjoyers and CLOWNPIERCE ENJOYERS (all me)

#pearcethinks #lifesteal clownpierce #clownpierce #kaboodle smp #kab!clown #ls!clown #fof!clown #clown #clown lifesteal #lifesteal #friend or foe #lifesteal clown #kaboodle clown #friend or foe clown #scythe #arts and crafts #prop #cosplay prop

[jesteriisms]

Devil and his right hand man.

#my art #lifesteal smp #lifesteal #lifesteal fanart #mcyt #branzycraft #clownpierce #in my mind clownpierce is a devil #and branzy (LS vers) got his goat-like features after working w/ clown in the casino as part of a deal #or being 2 close to demonic energies

[tailoredshirt]

Carlos Reyes + social media posts

#carlos reyes #carlosreyesedit #911lsedit #911 lone star #911 ls #my edits #lonestardaily #lonestarlgbt #lgbtedit #lgbtqedit #mlmedit #carlosreyesdaily #911verse #911coc #911 ls social media #ty to finetune for all of her assistance <3 #episode: s03e15 down to clown

[sparkcentralis]

Pokemon‼️‼️‼️☝☝☝☝☝

#the drawings tag #clownpierce #branzycraft #pokemon #clown got spit out of a wormhole and branzy is researching them. by the way #also piercer is clown's absol. and the electrode knows explosion #ls pokemon au

[merakiui]

thinking a lot about the twins hiring a stripper (you) for azul’s birthday. maybe he’s turning 30 or something and they want to celebrate the ever-approaching midlife crisis before it eventually happens at 40 or so. or maybe he’s still young and dumb and they say you ought to live your twenties (and the many years that follow) with passion! either way, they don’t tell him they’ve hired you and neither twin knows that you’re actually the one azul has been obsessively stalking for so long now. but when you show up to his party and everyone’s either enjoying the amusements brought on by your sudden arrival, or they’re thinking of ways to use this opportunity to their advantage (i.e. if azul doesn’t want you they’ll have you).

it’s a birthday miracle azul manages to remain so calm and composed even when he politely drags you into a more secluded environment (i.e. his bedroom), ignoring the cheers and stupid innuendos that follow him all the way up the stairs. you’re all smiles and laughter, teasingly flirting with him and sweetly asking him to promise to treat you with care and to be oh-so-gentle. and god if azul doesn’t want to just push you onto his mattress and make a mess out of you. of course he knew of your profession. he’s known about it ever since he laid eyes on you and started delving into your life, unearthing every bit of information he could in the form of very lengthy background checks. he’s even visited the underground club you work at on occasion, if only to be closer to you, to toe the line between curiosity and invasive obsession. 

it’s in your nature to charm, to have a tongue adorned with the purest silver, to be sugary-sweet with your clients. but when you shove him onto his bed and climb on top of him, fingers curling into the lapels of his suit jacket, you’re uncharacteristically rough. he’s observed you long enough to know you’re a kind soul. he always falls for that type, after all. 

you lean in, lips ghosting his, and he almost seals what’s left of the distance. but your next words are just as sharp and poisonous as your smile, and they snuff the electric tension in the room, quickly filling it with a raw, sticky dread instead. any lustful thoughts he might have harbored in that moment tumble from his skull when your whispered threat knocks him upside the head, sudden and painfully direct. 

“when we leave this room, i never want to see you again.” azul almost protests—what in the world are you going on about?—but he knows. and so do you when you add, “i don’t have relations with stalkers, work-related or not. so unless the birthday boy wants me to treat him so good it ends with his little friend in a tub of ice—” to make your point maliciously clear you trace a manicured fingernail along his crotch— “i’d suggest leaving me the fuck alone from now on.”

and when you pull away, climb off of him, and smooth the nonexistent wrinkles in your skimpy outfit, you have the gall to smile so brightly, your voice a delightful sing-song. “by the way, have a very happy birthday, mr. ashengrotto.”

perhaps merfolk and humans are not so different after all: they’re both ruthless when they need to be.

#meraki mumbles #yandere twst #how many Ls can azul take in one night? #L number one - he's aging (i.e. birthday time!!!!) #L number two - the twins have clowned on him yet again #L number three - whatever suave persona he wanted to show you is tarnished because you know his true colors #L number four - he is definitely not getting laid #(your intimidation fails though because it only makes azul want you more T_T) #(he always wants the things he can't have... a terrible habit for mr. ashengrotto to fall into)

[artsoflilo1]

What’s this?

It looks like there’s a new act in town!

Lou belongs to @sylvvster !!!

#cartoon art #original character #character design #oc ref sheet #oc #kids show #aesthetic #art collab #clowns #clowncore #clown oc #nostalgia #ls television studios #lstv #ls television

[tethered-heartstrings]

cats kneading when they are happy or relaxed is the best little easter egg of owning cats

#my cat i ls on her back belly up kneading the air like help you are so cute #the speaking clown

[lemonlyman-dotcom]

I feel like we, as a fandom, don’t talk nearly enough about how funny this man is. This is the funniest line anybody on this show has ever said by a mile. The delivery alone, somebody give this man an Emmy.

#somebody should make a poll of his funniest lines #filthy with clowns #I’m a fireman our codes are like… fire #have you met him? the lizard not Carlos #what am I missing? #owen strand #911 lone star is a comedy #911 lone star #911 ls

[actual-howlinglikeaseaturtle]

#911ls #911ls incorrect quotes #911 ls #911 lonestar #911 lone star #911lonestaredit #911lsedit #owen strand #tk strand #i don't hate owen i just love clowning on him ok

[renchant]

anyways if i see ppl making anymore "ksmp characters are the same as lssmp characters" theories im going to steal smth from out ur house

#unless some ultimate d!rk type shit happens it would literally Ruin their characters #like. k!clown & ls!clown are Very different people. #let them be different people. let ksmp stay as ksmp and its own thing

[zitasempri]

current brainrot going into s5:

#911 lone star #911ls #911 ls #marjan marwani #nancy gillian #nancy x marjan #yes ik they’ve got bfs but like… lemme clown ok?

[dayas]

#AND THAT’S ON MOTHERFUCKING JIARA CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #jiara #A WHOLE FUCKING EPISODE THEIR ACTORS ARE SHIPPING AND CLOWNING THE SHOWRUNNER IS HYPING THEM UP TO THE GODS #THIS IS THE BEST FREAKING DAY OF MY LIFEEEEEEEEE #FINALLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY #to everybody who said we were crazy s1 I’M POPPIN A MOTHERFUCKIN BOTTLE AND POURING 1 OUT FOR Y’ALLS LS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #jj maybank x kiara carrera #obx #k chats #screaming into the void #gc cracktivities

[fluxydrawings]

yeah

#clownpierce #kaboodlesmp #this is specifically aimed at kab clown cause hes much more manipulative w/ his words when ls clown'll stab more LMAO #my art #I Guess #fanart

[sparkcentralis]

@heartoftheseaa oh my god. You're so right. You know his ass went into wormholes to catch legendaries. Also consider natdex. This man is unstopabble there's no banlist irl. He WOULD be a gliscor poison heal double spikes user with knock off and eq user. He would make a sandstorm team for fun. Excadrill come home....

Also rotom branzy.... Oh my god...... His little guy who torments him for fun...... You're right he is an electric trainer. I did like consider electrivire for him once but he's got electrode already for pure electric type.... Rotom would be so fun

#spectator.talks #ls pokemon au #branzy can breed poekmon for clown. as a treat

[2bposting]

King of the god damn hill, fuckers

#You saw nothing concerning the god damn clown #I took no Ls :P #Damn my phone screen cracked though. Surprised it lasted this long

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

hiii wait these are my tags! is it that bad? should i really not have asked?

https://www.tumblr.com/letmetellyouaboutmyfeels/740459057488543744

*gently takes your face in my hands* Are you familiar with the term "ignorance is bliss"?

#mads answers things #in all seriousness nonny #Tim was the showrunner for 911 for years before he basically handed over the reins #and hopped over to focus on Lone Star #he has been frustrating in some of his writing choices #and his tenure of LS showed us that it's the other writers on 911 who really rein him in and make the show great #not so much Tim himself #we're also a bit iffy on his stance re: Buddie #so Tim coming back to showrun 911 has us all very nervous #for the kind of writing choices we will be seeing #(example: he insisted on having Taylor be so prominent in season five) #(which was very annoying because everyone hated her) #that's a very brief explanation but there ya go #there's a lot more but I'm not here to write an essay I'm lazy and exhausted #so that's the gist #anyone clowns (derogatory) on this post I'm punting you into the sun