WE’RE ALL DOOMED! (Full Special)
presenting my live theatrical comedy show that asks - when the world is this bad, should we all just give up and die? enjoy/sorry/thank you🧡
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The farmer, shane & Jas having weekly movie nights and they are all snuggled up on the sofa with the fire lighting the livingroom having a shrek movie marathon, playing on a old school big chunk tv from the 90’s & a beat up dvd player 🥺
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wtf look at this deleted scene I stole from Dreamworks headquarters
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absolutely fucking reeling from puss in boots the last wish. my grown ass friends made me see it and it absolutely fucked. it was mad max fury road for kids. it was a horror movie about the fear of death. it was a western about an ageing outlaw trying to regain his youth with the help of his ex fiance and homeless harvey guillen. it was about found family. it was about needing people and asking for help. it had the best depiction of a panic attack i've ever seen in a mainstream film. the villain looked exactly like boris johnson. there was a wicker man reference. it had a kill count higher than most slasher films. it set up shrek 5. they even said fuck.
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I’m envisioning my/the farmer opening the door to Shane in a Shrek onesie & Shane goes to ask them why they are dressed like that only for my/the farmer to put their finger up to pause the conversation for a brief moment and play the remix of Shrek’s what are you doing in my swamp? This results in Shane questioning his choices in why he’s in love with my/the farmer.
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The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek
We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?
If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.
Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.
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the fairies and i just made some... figgy pudding
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