who the hell are the "monkees" "oasis" "beetles" everyones into bands these days
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cooking with my beautiful wife....one of her favourite hobbies is thinking she can throw things in the air and catch them before they fall
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Sera and Lili have been married longer than they’ve been dating so I’m always kind of surprised that people don’t know they’re not girlfriends anymore.
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every episode of iwtv is like louis is stressed the fuck out and lestat (it’s probably his fault), posing gayly in the background, is like “can we have sex”
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do you freaks even like me
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the good news is jk rowling will die within our lifetime
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Some people seemed to like my doodle of Shen Qingqiu, so I drew a Binghe too. (Again, sorry if it's not very good, I don't have a drawing tablet and can't seem to figure out how to get things to blend with a mouse...)
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from the bottom of her heart, please know, that she appreciates being slammed against a wall with your hand down her pants and your breath against her neck saying that she is yours and only yours
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I think if it came down to it, Strandy would pull a NotSasha and nefariously infiltrate the institute by replacing an existing employee (his roommates kept bugging him about it because his boycrush works there and they wanna wingman so bad) and then he’d fuck it up so bad in front of said crush, run away and kill and replace someone else because he got embarrassed
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soooo funny when people who ship wolfstar complain if they’re “toxic” like. why r u in the fandom centered around childhood friends who joined a war grew suspicious & stopped trusting each other one got framed for killing their best friend & went to prison for 13 years & the other fully believed he was guilty & then when they do reunite they immediately agree to kill their other childhood friend in front of a group of kids (including their dead friend’s son) & then when the guy gets away they join a war again and live in the same house until the one who went to prison dies. and then the other one marries a younger woman has a kid with her and dies immediately after as well. and ur getting mad at people for writing their relationship as “toxic”???? one has to laugh….
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txt! and the pink ribbons
pairing! txt x reader
genre! fluff, hints of smut, some humor
synopsis! you ask your boyfriend if you could tie a pink ribbon on him
wc! 400
soobin! giggled as you put the ribbon around his wrist. you grinned taking the two pieces and tying them into a bow. his eyes followed your actions. when you finished he lifted his hand up the ribbon making a makeshift bracelet. “cute baby, but why my wrist?” he asked. you smiled taking his hand into yours. “because your hands are a gift.” you laughed when he blushed. “i didn’t know you enjoyed them that much.”
yeonjun! smirked when you brought up the idea. he agreed which prompted a squeal of happiness from you. you cut a piece of ribbon for around his arm. “baby that’s not long enough.” you furrowed your eyebrows when he cut a longer piece and wrapped it around his waist. “go on and tie it.” he smirked. your cheeks felt warm but you obeyed tying the pink ribbon around his waist into a bow.
beomgyu! laid back and watched you at work. you had come running into the room with a piece of pink ribbon. quick to grab his hand. he watched as you took his middle and ring finger and tied the pink ribbon around them with a bow. “babe if you wanted me to finger you all you had to do was ask..” he held his fingers up and winked. you smacked his chest but couldn’t hide how flustered he made you.
taehyun! has honestly been waiting for this. he rolled his sleeve up the moment you walked in holding a piece of ribbon. you grinned and straddled his lap. tying the ribbon was difficult. “hyunie stop flexing.” you groaned when the ribbon unfolded. “i’m not.” he giggled. you sighed tying the ribbon again just slightly tighter. “ouch baby no need to get rough.” he laughed.
hueningkai! was expecting you to use his arm or hand. he was surprised when you took ribbon and wrapped it around his upper body. his arms were to his sides as you finished the bow. “awe my sweet boy! all wrapped up like the gift he is.” he couldn’t help the blush. “okay, okay now let me go.” you giggled and freed him from the ribbon.
masterlist
tag list! @304files @jjunieworld
author’s note! okay but i’m obsessed with coquette boys
love, echo ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪
© jjunberry
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patrick saying his we made it moment is seeing people stay for saturday is making me feel sooo insanely emotional because it’s like. such a personal metric of success?? like. saturday was never a big hit, but they chose to end every show with it years ago anyways. even when they could see people leaving during it, they chose to keep playing it. because it meant something to Him and to Them, and to the diehard fans too. and just imagining, as time goes on, seeing people choosing to stay. actively seeing peoples opinions and hearts change over time and decide that its worth it to stay, to feel the love and importance that song holds for the band. it’s beyond just a symbolic show that your music is resonating with people and making it into their hearts- people staying Literally shows that. all us believers still believe everytime we sing two more weeks, y’know? and with every show, maybe they’re picking up more believers. and That is how patrick measures his success— in how many people are choosing to believe and to stay.
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