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#magic the gathering commander
So I’m trying to make a commander deck based on this incredibly silly card:
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Unfortunately the way that regeneration works I have to damage it repeatedly for each time to break a regeneration shield. I want to use effects like:
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To make large swaths of 0/1s and then boost them with stuff like:
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Basically it’s gonna be a pile of tutors and protection and recursion for jank jank and more jank. Does anyone have suggestions for cards to include and also commanders? Morophon seems like a reasonable pick because I will need all 5 colors to get enough jank to work.
Any feedback is welcome!
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wilhelt · 10 months
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Lamenting how homogenous the average group at a commander night is. Tends to be a lot of very sexist/homophobic white guys in their 20s-50s and it makes for a really uncomfortable atmosphere for people like myself who are neurodivergent and queer. Luckily, at the one local shop, I have friends who accept me for me and are very nice, but I also have to contend with guys who say shit like "stop begging you look homeless no one wants to trade with you, just admit you're too poor to buy cards" in regards to one of my friends bringing his trade binder and asking if I had mine along. Last time I checked bud, the acronym "tcg" stood for trading card game, but what do I know. 🙄
I guess I just wish there was a local place where a larger and more diverse group of people could play together irl without dealing with assholes that storm out after screaming at a teenager that beat their $2000 deck with a precon. And I definitely think a lot of that falls back on the shop owners for not making bad apples leave and giving them consequences, but I think there's also a bad stigma around the game which acts as a disincentive for more groups to join in. When there's a common assumption that mostly only nerds and neckbeards play the game, whether it is a fair assumption or not, it tends to be dismissed as worth playing for anyone falling on the outside of that group.
I know it can also be a financial barrier, so I'd also like if more people embraced just helping others build decks instead of having mentalities along the lines of "Well yeah I have 4 of those, and they're worth $25 if you buy them from TCG Player, so I'll give you a discount at just $24.50 a card if you need one." Obviously it's okay to want to make your money back, but I think there comes a point of pure greed where there's no point in hoarding cards you probably have no intentions on selling at a local shop or online in favor of trying to capitalize on scamming other people. And it sucks when people gatekeep the game with this financial obstacle. I wouldn't have gotten into it originally had my dad not been kind enough to take the time to show me the mechanics, let me test his decks, and then sit down and build one together with me. And it's a pricey one, I know, but it's cool because he got me some staples I can use across multiple decks by just proxying cards if need be. His main play group have even given me cards (like Scarab God or Farewell or Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite) for free just to help my decks be on par with theirs! Which is awesome! His main MTG buddy even built me a deck for my birthday last year with a dinosaur tribal theme, and it's AWESOME! In turn, I got him the Warhammer Necron deck later in the year when he couldn't find it at any of the card shops he frequented. This is the sort of community we need, I feel.
Back to proxies for a second; don't even get me started on proxies in the game. You have 2 main groups of bad actors with them. Group A is the group that feels even if it's just a casual match, you can't have any proxies and you're a piece of shit for doing so and therefore not worthy of playing with them. And Group B LOVES proxying all their cards with really weird furry and/or anime porn which like. Okay that's your choice, but it definitely doesn't belong in a public all-ages commander night when it just makes the already tense atmosphere more uncomfortable. I'm bisexual, I use custom tokens with some really hot women on them because yeah I love how they look, but they're horny at best and nowhere near pornographic or misogynistic, and if someone asked I not use them, I'd oblige. (And because I'm fair I also use tokens with hot men 😌)
Sorry for all of this ranting. I love MTG, but it's definitely a game with a specific audience and I wish there was more of an effort from Wizards to appeal to more people rather than shove new sets at us every 60 seconds. (Yes I know there are queer characters in canon, but MTG is a game where you don't even need to know canonical events to play it, so that feels more like an effort to placate than an effort to incorporate more diverse identities into the game. And no racial stereotypes don't count as being culturally diverse, but that is a whole other can of worms.)
If you read all this thank you! Be nice in the comments section or be blocked. Reblogs are okay :3
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koscheiisms · 2 years
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mtg tumblr pls sound off
how we feeling
are we alive
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mtg-talk · 10 months
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My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
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Hero's Blade Vibe Check is HERE!
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Coming over from Twitter and across the North American continent, the Hero's Blade Vibe Check cast is HERE on TUMBLR! Cole (he/him and Empress Quinn (fae/faer) are here to chat about their Magic: the Gathering and Elder Dragon Highlander experiences every couple weeks for about an hour (or longer), let you know what they've consumed as content, and many other subjects. It's a chill environment, but asks the question: Does your Commander pass the Vibe Check?
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8pxl · 18 days
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lands i've made for magic the gathering 🌾✨ artist proofs are available on my shop !~ buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop 
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peofun1 · 2 months
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playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes
every turn they're like "I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg" and everyone else at the table nods and goes "ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic" and doesn't explain.
so I'm like okay. what does that do. and they go "well it has a Guzzler effect" and I'm like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™
and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was "when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick" and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called "Guzzlers" by the players
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niuttuc · 30 days
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Did Tumblr know magic: the Gathering has a buff ogre woman who does time magic through brute force? And has some of the most unique effects in the game? I feel like that's something Tumblr would appreciate.
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punishedcrow · 1 year
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finally fucking finished the slimefoot deck I'll update later if it's any good bc I've built it when I was objectively worse at magic and i made it cheap so I'll need to play test
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thejankengine · 11 months
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Ring-a-ding!!
I have some ridiculous decks inbound!
Im sorry that I have been dark for a bit yet again.. I have had to overhaul my life because I am now working graveyard shifts and coming to terms with being single again.
I am continuing the Red shenanigans series! At least for like the next three builds (or beyond that. Don't @me Wololoes, I see you)
I have a super spicy build in the works which may or may not reflect how I feel. Expect aggro Jank in the near future.
Stay tuned for some wild things my lovely villains. 😘
Also! Happy pride month! 💜😘
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wilhelt · 1 year
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New dragonshield sleeves for my newest deck! The art is by @astraldemise. I absolutely love how these turned out. Ik some people don't like the white borders but I think it looks nice!
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koscheiisms · 2 years
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anyone on here want to see a magic the gathering deck i built
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mtg-talk · 9 months
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Source: FlorkofCows
Totally normal Magic: the Gathering interaction
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incorrect-mtg · 10 months
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Oh yeah, should probably post my "biggest tweet of all time" right now too, huh?
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desserteau · 7 months
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Another night of Commander (formerly Elder Dragon Highlander) at the LGS (local game store)
Based on some mspaint comic I saw a while ago.
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