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Hey Grogu! Does your dad ever tell dad jokes? What's the best joke he's ever told you?
Hi Porgs!
Sometimes it is hard to tell when Dad is doing jokes. But I can tell.
When he is a joking guy with just me yes... he does the Dad Jokes.
Here is a new one!
Where did Master Luke get his cybernetic appendage?
At the second hand store
I snorted and some milk came out my nose mostly cuz made a joke about Master Luke!
Daaa-aaad !
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nightfall-1409 · 3 months
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what I think most of us (including me) expected: Crosshair's depression era, Hunter's unhinged "Mandadalorian" era
what we fucking got: Hunter's depression era, Crosshair's unhinged "im going to scream at you when im let out of here and literally headbutt commandos" era
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grogusmum · 15 hours
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Hi Hazel!
How would Din and Grogu celebrate May the 4th? (Bonus points if Grogu answers 😘)
A-corse I am going to answer!!
It is a question about me and my dad and the things we do...
Anyways, this May the 4th was not like any other! Because we were not on the Razor Crest! We were not in the n-1 flying all around! We were at our house on Navarro.
And Granpa Karga, he wants me to call him this, we are not related, and he is not my dad's father ssssooooo... butbits very nice he likes to hold me up high so I can see over his shoulder, and he chats away about Dad and if he isn't taking proper care of me, which he is. Some people say way does Din take Grogu here or there and put him in Situations that are NOT for babies. And I would like to say I am older than them!! But I am also just a little guy, but I have FORCE POWERS! So it all evens out. But the safety place is with my Mandadalorian Dinjamin Djarin. He is like a wall of beskar steel and he will just jump right in front of people. He is very protection.
Anyways, we had May the 4th on Nevarro, the market was very full of food that I needed to try! And at night there was fireworks in the sky. And because I am just a little guy, dad put me on his shoulder to see them. I knocked on his helmet face to make sure he was watching when it was extra good!
When it was over, well, I wasn't tired... but Dad was, and we needed to get him home to bed!
I was so excited by all the food and the dancing stars that it was hard to settle down for kriff sake. After Dad put me back in my bed for the "millionth time" see the quotes there? That is because I think my dad was exaggerating!
Finally, he let me get in his bed, and he told me stories about fireworks back on his home on Aq Vetina. He does not remember a lot but he does remember sitting on his dad's shoulders and watching, pointing to them and holding his mama's hand.
And maybe I fell just a little asleep because Dad's voice is so quiet and rumbling. It is a tricky trick he does, but I don't mind when I get to cuddle with him.
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Thank you for asking about our celebration!!
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scarletwitchie2 · 2 years
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The dadalorian - #art #BabyYoda #Grogu #TheMandalorian
IG pascalispunk - The Mandadalorian, courtesy of @isabees
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salty-sith-bitch · 3 years
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Here's a little prompt for Din and reader! Hopefully it can spark something 💙
Maybe Din takes Reader to a snowy planet and they haven't seen snow before or in a really long time, so their just mesmerized by it and just amusing him.
I hope you enjoy! As always my mind just sort of takes off when writing so I’m hoping this is close to what you asked for 😘
Cin'ciri (snow)
Rating: G
Genre: fluff, angst
Words:2352
Ao3
Din stood over you and your cot, a wicked grin under his helmet. He watched as you snored peacefully, oblivious to what he was about to do. He almost felt bad for disturbing your slumber.
Almost.
This was worth waking you and definitely worth the brief moment you'd be upset at him. He knew as soon as you awoke and discovered the reason for being ripped from your lazy dreaming you'd be overjoyed.
Chuckling to himself Din packed the snow that was in his hand into a soft ball. Taking a step back from your cot, he chucked the lump of snow. The ball hit you squarely in the chest and upon impact disbursed Into a flurry of white powder causing you to shudder and startle awake.
Confusion filled your cloudy mind as you woke. You felt something cold spread through you as the air was ripped from your chest. The frostiness quickly turned wet making you uncomfortable and displeased. Still gasping for air you heard chuckling that quickly turned into full hearty laughter.
Sitting up you found Din standing at the end of your cot doubled over in laughter. Shrieking, you pulled the blankets over your head and flopped back down.
"Daaaaaaaad! It's too early. It's my day off." Your voice was agitated and muffled by your pillow.
"Ad'ika," Din said between breaths as he recovered from laughing. "Come look outside."
"Whyyyyyy," you wailed into your pillow. It had been a while since you got a good amount of sleep and were simply not pleased your father was trying to drag you out of bed on your day off.
Clicking his tongue at you, Din squeezed one of your blanket-covered feet. "Fine then. Grogu and I will go and enjoy the snow by ourselves."
Snow?
Your brain kicked into hyperdrive at the word. That coldness you had just felt was your father throwing a snowball at you. Your heart fluttered in your chest. Din wouldn't admit it but he has a soft spot and could be silly at times and it made your world oh so bright. And now it was even brighter as you thought about the snow outside.
You bolted upright in bed and quickly threw the covers off. Frigid temperatures greeted you as soon as you climbed out of your little nook and bolted for the open ramp. Din watched as you ran toward the ramp and slid across the slick floor of the Razor Crest in your warm socks; almost causing you to collide with the wall.
Squealing you jumped up and down pointing outside as you turned to look at Din.
Having removed his helmet, you could see the gleaming grin on his face. And even swore you could see his excitement at the thought of a day off playing with his family.
Giggling and shrieking you vibrated with energy as you danced around on your toes.
"Snow!" You exclaimed, pointing outside.
Din chuckled, coming up to you and ruffling your hair.
"Yes, ad'ika. Now go get dressed. Grogu has been waiting impatiently."
Running across the hull floor once again, you were unable to stop yourself from sliding into the wall where your pack was. Smacking into the wall with am 'oomph' you picked up your clothes and high tailed it for the fresher.
Shaking his head, Din set his helmet back on his head and went to finish bundling up Grogu.
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Snow has a special place in your heart. It brought back memories of your family. Your blood family.
It brought back memories of snow days when you were younger and a true child, so innocent and not having to worry about anything in the galaxy. It brought memories of warm cocoa mother would make and build snowmen with your brother.
When it would snow back home your father would have the day off, closing his shop due to lack of safe travel, and your mother, being the caring woman she was, would still head into town and work a partial day at the cantina, making sure everyone who needed warm food was supplied with it. You'd spend a good majority of the morning playing in the snow with your father and brother, tossing snowballs, building forts, and occasionally making snow angels here and there. Your mother would always arrive back around noon with cocoa and soup to warm you. Snow boots would be shuck at the door and fresh clothes put on after a warm bath. You'd eat and laugh by the fire the rest of the evening playing games, reading to brother, and watching your mother scold your father every time he would chuck a snowball at her that he snuck into the house.
 Even as the years went by and you got older you'd still find yourself outside enjoying the blissfulness of having nothing to worry about. You'd make forts and battle your father, pelting him with snow. You'd find yourself melting into the floor as you and your mother sang songs in your native language by the fire. And you would always still try to suppress that giggle when your father snuck in the snowballs helping him on occasion.
Now it was different. But also not.
Looking out towards Grogu he saw him waddling around collecting snow and making little people reminding you of your brother. And Din, who surprisingly was enjoying the snow, tossing snowballs at you ever so often reminded you of father.
But this was not your brother nor father. And mother wouldn't be there with soup to warm you or sing songs in the evening. The snow people Grogu made were smaller and Din was sneakier with his ambushes.
You, yourself were also not the same. Being older and now constantly worrying about losing your family again reminded you of just how much your life had changed.
Huffing you shoved your hands further into your coat pockets, continuing to watch Grogu as he waddles over to you, snow in hand. Tilting his head he extended the lump out to you and cooed as if trying to ask you to shape it for him.
Chuckling and nodding you squatted and took the snow from him, gently packing it. When you stuck out your hand to give it back the ball went flying from your hand and zoomed past you. Turning your head you watched as the ball made an impact with Din's chest.
Snowball in his hand, Din waggled his finger.
"Grogu," he said with a bit of laughter.
Grogu's ears dropped as he made a noise and looked at his father.
"That's cheating you little womp rat. I was gonna ambush ori vod."
Rolling your eyes you smirked at Grogu and swiftly picked up and packed your own lump of snow. Quickly standing you turned and launched the ball of snow at Din.
Both you and Grogu cheered when it hit Din's pauldron. Grogu threw his hands up and parked his ears as you did a little victory jump.
Stiffening Din looked at his shoulder then back to you. Placing his hands on his hips he nodded his head slightly.
"So that's how we're gonna play. Two against one?" Kneeling Din picked up more snow. "You get a ten-second head start. Ten, nine, eight-"
Eyes widening in horror you looked down and made eye contact with Grogu.
"Ready little buddy?"
Grogu cooed at you again, also wide-eyed, and reached up.
Scooping up the youngling you took off running for the snow barricade you had made earlier, leaving a trail of laughter behind.
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You played in the snow for countless hours. Together you and Grogu kept sneaking up on Din and pelting him with snowballs. And on occasion - despite Din thinking it was cheating- Grogu would use the force to nail mando in the back.
At one point you looked at your father gleefully, sticking your tongue out.
"For a Mandalorian, we’re taking you down pretty easily with these snowballs."
You couldn't hear his laughter but you could see his frame shaking as he stood with his hands on his knees.
"You good old man?" You teased.
Looking up at the sky for a moment Din took in a deep breath. Pointing a finger at you Din lowered his head and you could feel his piercing gaze through the visor of his helmet.
"If I went any harder on you kid there would probably be crying."
Gasping you scooped up more snow and packed it into a ball.
"You calling me weak?" You stared at him through squinted eyes.
"You called me old!"
"And only one of those statements is true!"
Shaking his head Din started packing snow into a ball.
"Oh, it's on now."
Screaming joyfully you took off running, Grogu at your heels
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Out of breath and cheeks sore from smiling, you collapsed in the snow, arms and legs spread out as you soaked up the sun. Grogu trudged through the snow to stand but your side. Looking down towards him you watched as he flopped over into the white powder next to you. Giggling you reached down and strokes one of his ears lovingly, causing him to smile and coo at you.
In the distance, sitting on the ramp to the Crest Din watched as you made snow angels with Grogu, a smile hidden underneath his helmet. He was practically glowing with joy and warmth seeing how happy the two of you were. Feeling as if his heart might burst out of his chest Din wondered what his own childhood would have been like if he hasn't lost his parents.
He wondered if his parents would have ever taken him out for a snow day much like he did for you and Grogu - his own children. Longing and wishing for what could have been his life only filled the hole in his chest so much though. What he has in front of him is what brought him true bliss. You ana Grogu were his world - literally and figuratively.
He should have been hunting for a bounty today, planning his next steps and heading towards whatever planet that resided on while you took the day to rest and have downtime. That was the responsible thing to do, but when the snow started to fall not long after you and Grogu went to sleep be couldn't help but enjoy the idea of a family day. A day where you could be young and have nothing to worry about. A day to stretch your legs and bond.
Crossing his arms over his chest and leaning against the wall Din continues to watch the two of you laughing and rolling in the snow in the distance. When you turned to wave at him at stick out your tongue his smile grew.
***
Lunch was later than usual but you were ok with that. You had enjoyed your time in the snow even if it meant dealing with a slight butt hurt Din Djarin who didn't want to admit he lost I'm your snowball fight. Non the less the soup you ate and the cocoa you sipped still warmed you. Not as much as the unexpected family time had warmed your soul, however.
You watched as Grogu fought sleep in his father’s arms as he sipped his cocoa. Eventually, his eyes fall shut and light snores filled the silence of the Crest hull. Din rose from his seat quietly and made his way towards his and Grogu's sleeping quarters. Sighing heavily you rubbed your own tiredness from your eyes. Standing you collected and discarded your dishes then made your way to your own cot.
It was chillier over here than by the heater so you opted to instead grab your blanket and a pillow and made your way back to the heater.
Sitting against the wall you let your eyes drift shut. Pulling your blanket up towards your face you nuzzled your nose into the worn fabric, smelling the lingering scent of your old home. The world around you disappeared as you drifted off to sleep
Half asleep you heard gentle footsteps approach felt a hand gently nudge you.
"Ad'ika?"
"Mm?" You looked up lazily at Din squatting next to you.
"You were humming in your sleep."
Yawning, you rubbed your eyes again and looked at him. He didn't have any of his beskar on and you could smell fresh soap; a telltale sign he must have been getting ready for bed.
"’ M’sorry," you mumbled.
Turning and sliding down the wall next to you Din smiled. "It's ok. It was nice. Reminds me of-"
"Home," you said weekly.
Din's face fell slightly. "Yeah."
"My mother and I used to sing around the fire every night it snowed. She would rock my brother to sleep as I sewed. Before my brother, she would sing and I would dance with my father." Swallowing the lump in your throat you swiped the blanket across your face to rid the fallen tears. "Snow days were special for us. It meant family time and getting to just be with each other. No other worries. No chores or worrying about mother making it home safe from the cantina. Sometimes I feel like I can still hear my brother's giggles or my father's feet crunching in the snow as he tried to sneak up on me."
Letting out a soft sign Din pulled you into his side.
"My mother used to sing to me too. When I couldn't sleep or when she would give me baths. My father would sometimes join in and my mother would scold him teasingly for ruining a beautiful song with his garish voice."
You both chuckled at the thought.
"I wish I could remember what her voice sounded like."
Frowning you looked at your adoptive father. "I do too."
Sighing heavily Din pulled you in tighter to his side and kissed the crown of your head.
"Get some rest ad'ika."
Shutting your eyes you rested your head on Din's shoulder and let sleep wrap you in its warmth.
You hadn't been asleep very long when you heard a deep humming filling your dreams.
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kiwi-the-first · 3 years
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I need the star wars equivalent of CPR for the star wars equivalent of heart attack, I got from this star wars equivalent show.
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connorjesup · 4 years
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How do I know I can trust you? Because I'm your only hope.
The Mandalorian - Chapter Three: The Sin dir. Deborah Chow
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spideyswebhead · 3 years
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HI I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS AND WANT TO SUPPORT MODDERS TOO
Somebody made Din and Grogu into Stardew Valley! So you can romance Din and have them both on your farm! ☺️
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeVcf26P/
This is too cute! I'm so excited it's done! I just want to see them both in my game and give him and Grogu all my fresh fruit 🥺
Okay that's all, back to writing.
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we really should be calling it the dadalorian
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xresistance · 4 years
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Brain fizzled out for the night, so that’s all folks. But like for a starter if u want ??
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deliriousgeek · 3 years
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SPOILERS FOR THE MANDALORIAN S2 E15
This is a big thing because I do NOT normally swear on social media but if you watched the Mandalorian s2 e15 I think you'll understand when I say HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT DIN DJARIN
Also why are all of his movements with out the helmet, how dl you say, hotter? Now? Hmm?
Also also, this baby boy KNEW what he was doing when he took off the helmet. *edit: look how quickly he ripped lff the helmet once the first scan didn't work.* This guy understands how much the child means to him- how much he cares for grogu as his foundling. The earlier scenes with Mayfield saying Mando is willing to bend the rules to get what he wants when things get messy is SUCH a foreshadow to what will come. Aka taking off the Helmet because thinga GOT MESSY when grogu was taken, hence ManDadalorian not only bending but BREAKING the creed to get his kid back.
Also also also the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT??? S1 Mando was a strict cookie cutter rule following bounty hunter. After learning about his creed basically being a cult, token of gratitude to Bo Katan(not really), all his actions leading up to this moment have been effects of a HUGE identity crisis and learning to find himself/his morals and beliefs all over again.
In short, DIN DJARIN is a cinnamon roll who just wants his son back and I will fight anyone who disagrees.
(I can just imagine the haters hE br0Ke tHe cReED, hE dOeSn't dESerVe tO bE A mANdaLoRiAN)
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grogusmum · 2 years
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In Which, I Go On A Walk And Hear A Ghost Story, That Has Nothing to Do with Jedis (drabble)
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As Told By Grogu Djarin 
for Cat's kitten!  @radiowallet
A note from Hazel: Grogu is sharing the sweet story of Georgie by Robert Bright
HI Kitten!
I wanted to send you a mail, because it is almost time to do my favorite holiday, and I was told it is your favorite too!
I bet we have a lot of things in common.
Are you thinking about what you will be? Last time I did not get to dress up for really real. I was myself. Which I know is a great choice. But I am me all the others days. So I am excited to be something else. I might be a frog… or maybe a chicken… OH or maybe a mandadalorian!! 
I already got my very own beskar shirt! 
Anyways, let me know what you are going to wear for tricks and treats!
Here is a story about the time I walked down a spooky trail that was not spooky at all.
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Halloween is a fun dress-up and candy time, and a day to remember your people who have died. Plus also to try and scare yourself… 
I do not know. 
So one time, we went for a walk in the woods and it was supposed to scare us very much.
Okay so it was getting dark and we took this walk. The path was lighted with torches. I hear they are called tiki. And there were lots of other kids, some were in their costumes and some were just dressed as kids. I was dressed as a me.
So there was a person in the path they had little horns sticking up of their curly hairs and goat feets and furry legs, plus also no shirt but a scarf. I question their fashion sense. 
Okay, so Goat Guy was telling us to stay on the path, that nothing will touch us, and to have fun.
So far I do not know how we will have fun under these conditions. 
We did the creeping kind of walking. And friends held onto each other, so I put my hand on dad's boot. For safeness.
And then suddenly an owl person popped out from behind a tree!
Okay, I was surprised because of the jumping and “whoo- whooing” plus also it was a person owl, which is unusual. But I was not scared, I guess when you have been through all the stuff me and my dad have, an owl person just does not cut it.
But the owl person told us a story about a ghost, named Georgie. He was not a Jedi… I do not think…
ANYWAYS
Georgie was a little ghost that lived in the attic of a people called Whitakers house. 
And he used to do "ghost jobs" of creaking the steps and squeaking the door, I am doing quotes because what?? ANYWAYS then for reasons I do not understand the Whitaker people said to themselves let’s go to bed because the house making noise… I shruggle at this news. And then the people went to bed the cat with the name of Herman said lemme go outside and do prowling and then the owl called Miss Oliver, that lived in the tree outside the window knew it was time to wake up and ask nobody inparticuar “who” all night long… Well, apparently this works for everyone. Until one day the Whitaker guy got it into his head to do some repairs- he nailed down the creaky step and he put oil on the squeaky bit on the door and then those things did not make noises for Georgie! I think he must have did a dad sigh of, can I just do my job please, people?
Well because he could not do his work he got bored and moped just sitting up in the attic. And no one when to bed, or prowled or asked questions of who… and the owl guy telling the story said that,  that was fine how do you do! But Kitten, this is a thing which is called a sarcasm, and that means it was NOT a fine how do you do, it was a poor how do you do NOT! See how that works it is tricky.
So Georgie left!! He went running all around looking for a house but they all had ghosts already? This must be the spooky part- all these ghosts that are not Jedi all over the place.
Plus also the only house in the village without a ghost was Mr. Gloams' place… it made Georgie scared- when he stepped on the stair it groaned! And the doors moaned! And apparently, that Gloams was a crotchet! I do not know what a crotchet is but it must be bad because he scared Georgie half to death- and he is a ghost… so that is saying something…
So Georgie runned away again. He went to a barn and there was a cow there which is nice. But Georgie got bored again cuz the cow was not a conversationalist.
So while Georgie was there lots of time happened and there was lots of rain and then snow on snow on snow… Georgie was cold and uncomfortable… this is a mystery to me. Cuz he is a ghost.  
Meanwhile Herman the cat, remember Herman? He noticed that all that damp weather made the stair creak again and the door squeak again and he told Miss Oliver the owl and she flew right out to tell Georgie. 
Georgie thought that these were glad tidings. What is a tiding? I do not know, but Georgie knew and he ran home lickity-split! Which I hear is fast. I like going lickity-split. I think lickity split sounds like ice creams... hmmmm I am hungry.
Oh! Sorry
ANYWAYS, he started just doing his thing again. Creaking and squeaking and everyone knew what they were supposed to do again. 
This is the story an owl person told me on a scary walk in the woods… hmmm.
Okay, I like the story but I do not know if it was the proper tone for this Halloween spooky walk. But they gave us hot chocolate plus also candy so thank you Goat Guy and Owl Person! I was terrified! 
The End!
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someone-hug-obiwan · 4 years
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where are the manDADalorian jokes
Cara: i’m out of ammo
Mando: hi Out of Ammo I’m dad
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salty-sith-bitch · 3 years
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Everyone thirsting over Pedro and I'm over here just thinking about how he's the same age as my parents and wishing he'd adopt me and be the cool dad I didn't really have
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kiwi-the-first · 3 years
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A Thousand Tears doesn't just refer to the siege on Mandalore. It also refers to my emotional state after watching the latest episode 😭😭😭
SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME
I cannot elaborate hiw much I cried yesterday. I didn't even cry that much when Din almost d*ed, nor when I watched episode 9.
Even my maa was crying with me and listen- she's a new enough fan but the whole process Filoni put us throught is... yeah
I started choking cause I thought they'd either be separated or something else horrible would happen.
But thank god...
Also we did get the backstory of Grogu Djarin 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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serdasenpai · 4 years
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Okay. So. The Mandalorian. Chapter Six: The Prisoner.
Tbh, this episode is probably my favorite. And I dont even know why- there is so much physical conflict between "the greatest warriors in the galaxy". I mean Xi'an freakin mocks Din ("This is the Way") and Mayfield pretends to drop The Baby like what the HECK is wrong with these people??? Burg repeatedly throws snide comments about Din's size- like bruh everyone's smaller than you. Not to mention the poor New Republic pilot who's caught in a 4-way Mexican standoff as they haggle over whether to kill him and Din is just so good of a person that he tries to save him! Then they freakin lock Din in a cell as revenge for when he left them behind years ago. AND THERE'S MORE.
But the reason I love this episode so much is because despite all this Din is soooooo cooooolllll. First of all, Din is such a gadget guy. When things got complicated, he literally MacGuyver'd his way out of that cell with only a severed droid arm. And when he gets out OH BOY. Those cheap slasher film theatrics from Din- disappearing and reappearing with the red lights, closer and closer, until he's right behind Mayfield and easily dispatches him. Like, that has got to be the oldest trick in the book but it's SO COOL. Second, he squashes Burg between those doors like a bug. Third, he deflects every knife Xi'an throws at him with his beskar and HE FREKIN ENDS UP USING HER OWN KNIVES AGAINST HER. And after he tosses all their butts in prison he blows a hole in Zero's mechanical head and has a short moment with The Baby before capturing Qin whom Din has to return to Ran. *deep breath* Finally, Ran tries to have Din killed by sending a gun ship after him but surprise surprise our favorite Space cowboy outwits them AGAIN by placing the New Republic beacon on Qin and the X-wings open fire on Ran's hangar. What a freakin cool dude like ????
"I told you that was a bad idea"
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So yeah. That's the tea I'm sippin for episode six.
The Baby and The ManDADalorian have my full heart and I'm itchin for season 2. ❤❤❤❤
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