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pearlynia · 23 days
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Remus and Regulus discussing about books
Sirius, sighing dramatically: Prongs, the light of my life, since our boyfriends ditched us for each other, why don't we get married!?
James, wiping out fake tears: Padfoot, the love of my life, it would be an honor to marry you!
Sirius, fake crying: Moony, I'm dumping you for my soon to be husband!
James, fake sniffing: Regulus-
Regulus: Can you two shut the fuck up or get the fuck out, the adults are speaking.
Remus: Honestly you two, didn't Effie taught you to not interrupt your elders?
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thelegitcasper · 1 month
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regulus to james
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olivers-cocoapuffs · 1 year
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I’m hearing a lot of “what if James convinced Regulus to run away” and not a lot of “what if Regulus convinced James to run away”
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wzrd-wheezes · 23 days
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things my friends have said as marauders quotes - part 3
sirius: do you want to hear a funny story?
remus: oh god, here we go.
sirius: i went on this trip a few years ago and i met this girl and i ended up kissing her-
james: where is this going. i’m scared.
sirius: and when i got home i told my mum and she was asking me loads of questions about it
remus: right?
sirius: so i told her what her name was and she just looks at me deadpan and goes “that’s your cousin”
james and remus *mouths open in shock*
sirius: not like, first cousin or anything
remus: i can’t believe you just voluntarily told us that
james: if i’d have lipsed my own cousin, id be taking it to the grave with me.
sirius: funny story though innit.
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sirius double texts. sirius triple texts.
remus leaves you on delivered for 15 hours.
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altinaii · 3 months
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the thought that Remus used the potronus against the dementor at the first meeting on the train when remembering Sirius hurts me. Like Sirius is a traitor but for Remus it's still a happy memory no matter what
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risetherivermoon · 1 year
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james' friends get a bit worried about his relationship with regulus because he doesn't smile that much when he's with him, but it's actually because james doesn't feel like he has to be overly happy and energetic when around regulus, he feels like he can be comfortable and be himself around him
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james isn't just the mom friend. he's the mom friend with the giant mom bag with individualized snacks, water, peter's inhaler, sirius' epipen, remus and regulus' meds, everything they couldn't fit in their pockets, pens, everybody's change, etc
and everyone thinks it's so wholesome until the day he pulls out a joint and a jack daniels
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that-bitch-kat3 · 19 days
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rip lily evans you would have loved those funky butterfly clips
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fifteen year old regulus black thinking sirius left because he wasnt a good enough brother or he did something wrong so he became cold and calculating to make sure nobody could hurt him unless he let them.
he had made the friends he needed and didnt let another person in until james.
"i'm only cryptic and machiavellian cause i care"
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pearlynia · 2 months
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Conversation I had with my friend as marauders era:
James: *video call Regulus*
Regulus: *declines*
Regulus: Shhhh my daughter's sleeping
James: wha-
Regulus: *sends a photo of a tiny kitty sleeping on his lab*
James: AWWWWW
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tadaxii-i · 4 months
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Just realised how much of a crime it is that I haven’t posted this yet⁉️⁉️
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My magnum opus fr
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olivers-cocoapuffs · 1 year
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Effie and Monty adopt Sirius and his legal surname changes to ‘Potter’.
Remus marries Sirius and takes his last name (Potter) because he’s never liked his name.
Regulus marries James and takes his last name to get away from the House of Black.
James “i bagged all three” Potter
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wzrd-wheezes · 27 days
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just saw a post that said “whenever i need a laugh i remember if he hasn’t died, james potter would’ve been dudley’s uncle. picture james interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene.” and i NEED THIS MORE THAN I NEED AIR BC
he absolutely would bicker with him like a child
he would absolutely passive aggressively make fun of him
“dudley well done! you only ate half the pie instead of the whole thing”
hahahahah thats so true!!!! i think he would just wind the whole lot of them up to be honest! this really made me laugh so i wrote some things that james would definitely say when with the dursleys:
“only thirty six presents this year dudley? have you been made redundant or something then vernon?”
“no really we ought to call social services or something, lily. the kids clearly being hard done to. only thirty six presents??”
“aren’t you a bit old to be hanging around the park now, dudley? i mean, when i was your age I was- actually probably best not to go into too much detail.”
“what do you mean ‘dudley’s second bedroom’..? lily, is this a parenting must that we’ve missed?”
“i’m so sorry, harry. only one bedroom. we’re terrible parents.”
all the while harry is giggling and lily is pretending to be annoyed at james but can’t help the smile that creeps on her face.
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englishboylover · 9 months
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[ the night sirius escaped ]
james *scared* : what are you doing in MY HOUSE??
sirius *looks like a corpse* : surprise bitch, i ran away from MY HOUSE.
james *couldn't care less* : great. i'm getting myself a before-sleep milk, you want some?
sirius : of course.
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crowsmischief · 9 months
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you know how Sirius and James are platonic soulmates? like, they're each other's first choice and everything?
well, Remus and Lily are like that too.
and I think we talk so much about Sirius losing James but not enough about Remus losing Lily, his other half, his best friend, his safe person and the platonic love of his life.
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