I'm doing an introduction to my blog bc I've gained a lot of new followers recently so here we go
Nicknames: Hops, Spottie
Fav color: red and black
Fav musicals: Newsies, Funny Girl, West Side Story, Dear Evan Hansen, In the Heights, Chicago, Falsettos, Waitress
Fav character: Sprace
Fav Canon ship: Nico and Will from pjo
Fav non Canon ship: Sprace
Fav Theater songs: Brooklyn's Here, Requiem, When He Sees Me, Breathe,Cool, Jet Song, Dont Rain on My Parade, Cell Block Tango.
Eye Color: Grey and Blue (it changes)
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'2 unfortunately
Tw for my blog: I cuss a lot and am really unhinged so be warned ig
Future Career: Broadway Actress and Writer
Current after-school activities: Theater, Band, Choir, piano lessons, GATE, NJHS.
Favorite books: The Inheritance Games
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Introducing…
MUSICAL MARCH MADNESS!!!
These are my top 16 favorite musicals, and I was really curious to see how you guys would rank all of them (Note: We are ranking the STAGE musicals, not the movies. If we were considering film adaptions, we would have West Side Story, Hairspray, Mamma Mia, and Tick Tick Boom. LOVE the movies, not the stage shows. This can be any production). Each round will last 1 week. Please don’t just vote, but reblog too!
Round 1:
Fiddler on the Roof vs. Cabaret
Company vs. Pippin
Falsettos vs. RENT
In the Heights vs. Spring Awakening
Legally Blonde vs. Next to Normal
Matilda vs. Come From Away
Twisted vs. The Trail to Oregon!
The Band’s Visit vs. SIX
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Battle Band
((My sister insisted I posted this and I cannot tell her no, SO--!))
I think this was something my sisters and I came up with years ago as an idea for a comedy comic or something. This was done in pure fun and I think any band kid can get a kick out of it.
Basically, it is a professional band/orchestra with weapons that at every concert they play at, these robbers drop from the ceiling and try and steal something. So the band fights them, usually stops them, then finishes their show without missing a beat.
The first time this happened, the band was using their instruments to fight them.
The flutes were used as swords with their owners crying and apologizing to their instrument for hurting them.
Clarinets threw reeds like throwing stars and have no idea how that actually hurt people but it did.
Drummers just use their drumsticks. When asked about how and why they are so calm when they break a stick they just say, "We break these all the time. We have A LOT of spares."
Trumpets blast anyone with sound. If anybody gets too close, they whack them.
Tubas are the barricades for the reed throwers. If anybody gets too close, they whack them.
Trombones use their sliders as swords and are actually quite proficient for how flimsy it is.
The Saxophones throw reeds as well, but also can use their instrument as a club.
The strings launch their bows like they are arrows. No one questions this because they are too scared to ask.
The piano player (and his assistant) are the best fighters in the band. However, neither of them fights unless it is going very, very poorly, for it is their job to play the battle music.
The director directs everyone and whacks people with his baton when they get too close. His baton has never broken and no one knows exactly what it is made of or how that is even possible.
The mallets are with the drummers, but they also do battle music
The piccolo player stands in the back and is the prison keeper. If anyone tries to leave, she deafens them.
After the fourth time they find themselves fighting during a band concert, the flutes get raipers because the owner of Felicity the Flute cannot handle using their flue as a sword.
The reed throwers also get wooden throwing stars, which has helped them tremendously. They once tried metal throwing stars but failed so badly that the piano player had to intervene
After that, everyone gets an upgrade. Saxophones get actual clubs, Trombones get swords, and the strings get bows and arrows (and crossbows, in the case of the Violas). Tubas now have actual shields.
The Tubas will play the Jaws theme if the piano players are "occupied."
The trumpets figure out they can use their trumpets like blow darts and use their music sheets as their spit wads. As such, they are required to memorize all of their music.
In the first battle, someone yelled, "Piano player, battle music!" Caught unprepared, the pianist launched into the Mario theme. They rolled with it, but by the time the flutes got their rapiers, he had a binder of music including:
Mission Impossible Theme
Pirates of the Caribbean
Star Wars Soundtrack
Avengers theme
and many, many more!
(Side note: the Mario theme is now the favorite song of the band and what they close every show with)
The Bus driver and Stage Manager are the goalies on the side/backstage. If anyone tries to escape they kick them back into play.
The reason the piano player even has an assistant is because of that one time he had to get involved in a battle and there was no music. So a random member of the band (read probably a trumpet) went over and began to play Chopsticks. They don't talk about that time and Chopsticks is not banned from being played in the band.
The piano player is also ex-military, which explains a lot.
The only oboe's name is literally "Plot Convenience" and he answers every unanswerable question with his name. They know he fights because he can kick butt during band training (which they implemented after the 7th time they go caught in battle) but no one really knows how he fights. They are a little busy and no one really sees him long enough to nail it down.
For reasons (plot convenience) the bandits are always the same and we have decided it is the choir. No one knows it is the choir and the band actually enjoys the choir. However, the choir hates the band for reasons unknown (and even Plot Convenience doesn't have an answer for that one)
No one knows how these weapons even get into the concert. They have played at the White House and also fought there. No one knows where they were hiding any of the weapons including the band (Plot Convenience)
Eventually, they are hired by the government as spies.
("We are not spies!" "Then how did you get crossbows into the White House?" "....Are we spies? Did you all know this?" "Plot Co--" "SHUT UP, PLOT!"
Unfortunately, the piano player refuses to play on anything less than a baby grand so they are all kind of limited on where they play.
Every time a member or section goes down, there is a music cue alerting the rest of the band. (*drowning theme from Sonic the Hedgehog* "There went the director!")
At this point, Plot Convenience just raises his hand whenever someone questions something that doesn't have an answer. The director then waves his baton and says, "Everyone on three. One, two three." Everyone: 'PLOT CONVENIENCE" Plot is so proud of these children, even though he has taught the entire band they don't exist.
The robbers always come from the ceiling. The one time they didn't come from the ceiling the band got mad sooooo
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"What if we call it Akina?"
My parents bought a robotic vacuum cleaner. They're getting on in age, so it's a good addition to the household. It and I met last week, so I asked what its name was. Turned out they'd just named it after our family name. Boring. "It needs a name," I said.
Today my dad says unprompted, "I think we need to give it a different name. Our last name is a bit stupid." My mum says it's fine, but I agree. I'm drawing a blank, though, until my dad suggests the perfect name.
"What if we call it Akina?"
I like to think he's been pondering on this for two weeks.
In the early 2000s, my parents bought a GPS system for the car. I dubbed her 'Akina'. She was named for an AI system in a space ship in the Yoko Tsuno comic album series that I'm still obsessed with twenty years later.
It stuck. When my parents were going anywhere new, we'd say, "Don't forget Akina." "Akina will guide you." "Where is Akina?" I was sad when new cars with built-in GPS systems replaced the old ones. I always kind of felt like she was my baby.
I've missed Akina. I'm glad she's back.
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Anyways uhhh yeah my marching band experience was kinda shit. (rant under the cut)
Ngl felt like I was in a toxic relationship whenever I think about my time in marching band/colorguard. Like on god I thought it was normal for our directors to just break the law constantly. My directors would just force us out in 100+ degree heat and not give us water breaks. They’d have us rehearse for way longer than was legal. Had us practice through the rain with lightning only miles away from us and our metal sousaphones plus the guards’ flag poles. Idk endangering the health and safety of the students was just the norm. Then my directors would literally be so manipulative towards us if we complained about our treatment. They’d always say shit like “well you can’t really complain cuz other bands work their students so much harder, so you should be grateful.” They would guilt trip students, who were sitting out after throwing up, about how they weren’t taking the work seriously.
And I think the worst part of the situation was the fact we were pretty good as a band so it created this toxic cycle of “what we’re doing is getting results so we should continue doing it cuz it’s working.” Honestly it’s probably more telling when my non-band friends would ask why I don’t just quit after I explain the inhumane shit being done to us band kids, cuz I would always respond saying that I loved performing too much to quit/being labeled as a traitor sucks/what would I do without band.
Also transphobia (kinda a given in high school but still) it wasn’t ever overtly hostile but I’ve experienced way too many trans micro aggressions for it to be anything else. The way my guard director refused to use my preferred pronouns or name. Forcing me and other trans kids to put our deadname on our stuff, even though there were other students who put their nicknames on the same things. Having me and this other nb dress in the uniform that aligned with what she perceived as our gender and claimed it’s for uniformity. Like this woman has marched with dci groups and been in color/winterguard, sports that attract a lot of queer ppl, for most of her life and yet the blatant disrespect towards her trans students.
Now don’t get me wrong I still love the sport. I still go out to marching comps when I can, especially since one of my younger sibling’s is marching rn. I enjoy watching dci and dissecting what I did and didn’t like about certain shows. I sometimes even try to keep up with the happenings of my alma mater. But idk it’s just- there’s a lot of baggage from my time in marching band/colorguard.
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