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intpthenerd · 4 years
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Y'all good news! A friend of mine is also an INTP which opens like so many doors. For me obvi. But yea
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I also don't do watermarks bc I don't believe in those (lies. I always forget) so yea. Y'all credit me if u do repost. Or don't. It's cool either way
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oh-how-intjeresting · 7 years
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ENFP though she was allergic to pineapple
ENFP: So yeah I'm not allergic to anything anymore!
ISFJ: What?
INTJ (me): She thought she was allergic to pineapple because her mouth tingled when she ate it
ISFJ: Oh my gosh
INTJ: Ikr
ENFP: Stop it!!
INTJ: That's what pinapple does!
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dancing-chemist · 6 years
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ESFJ: You know the Monterey University is where that Army base used to be.
ISTP: Oh, yeah! I went on that base.
ESFJ: I did too. It was when..
ISTP: *interrupts him* Yes but you were there legally.
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ridingonroses · 6 years
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ISTJ: *getting rid of clothes* Nobody wants this sweater...
ISFP: aww I’ll take it.
INTP(me): Did you just feel bad for an inanimate object?
ISFP: she just said it so sad... I didn’t want the sweater to feel neglected...
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Snapchat.
ENFP: INTJ is such a cutie! She answers me on snapchat even though the snap was just for getting days.
ESFJ: Yeah, she does!
INTJ: I’ve got no one to bother in snapchat. And you guys matter to me, so... Don’t get used to this anyway.
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ca7s0 · 7 years
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INTP x INFP friendship
INTP to INFP to express appreciation of the support they are getting:
INTP: *puts head on shoulder* Thanx, papato! <3 (*meant to say potato)
INFP: "Papato". That's totally me - a bit exotic, a bit boring
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Heartlessness
ENFP: You know, INTJ, you have a really cold heart… INTJ: But I don’t ENFP: Your heart has three layers: ice, stone and metal. INTJ: My heart is muscle ENFP: Shut up, ice queen.
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#facetious #outofcontext #funny #mbticonversations #entpinfj #jokes #friends #entphumor #entp #infj #mbtigroup #mbtimemesonlyfbgroup #mbtifriends
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plusminusseven · 8 years
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INTP's misery
INTP: I saw that a Beatles documentary was at the cinema I wanted to watch, but I didn't go there because no one was going with me.
INTP: Actually... I didn't ask anyone.
INTP:
INTP:
INTP: I actually told no one about it.
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myerbriggsandlife · 8 years
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Thoughts of an ENFP
Sometimes I think ENFPs don’t realize just how much potential we have. Sure we have a hard time sticking to a schedule and getting things done due to our nagging NE, but when we really want to do something and we stay focused, we can accomplish so much!!!! We have so much energy and ideas that when we do go the extra mile, it’s to the extreme and I really love that about our type.
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intpthenerd · 4 years
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INTP: geometry? More like g-NO-metry because I can't do this anymore
Friend: that was horrible. Please stop
INTP: how bout this, geography? More like ge-NO-graphy because I can't do that either
Friend: that's somehow worse than the last one. please let me leave
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intpthenerd · 4 years
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INTP: oh look that puddle kinda looks like a heart
INFP: *jumps inside it full speed*
INTP: why tf would u dO THAT?
INFP: wanted to see what it felt like, being a heartless b*tch. Gotta say, was not as satisfying as INTJ says.
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intpthenerd · 4 years
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Friend: when u said *thing* it made me feel SO awkward
Me, an intp: thank you for sharing. Allow me to do that again.
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intpthenerd · 6 years
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Me and my friends #18
INTP: who was I supposed to speak with again?
ENFP: your biology teacher. You were supposed to ask her to change your grade.
INTP: right!...what's her name again?
ENFP: YOU CANT REMEMBER YOUR TEACHERS NAME EVEN AFTER ONE YEAR OF BEING HER STUDENT?!?!
INTP: I sometimes even forget your name. No need to make a scene about it.
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intpthenerd · 6 years
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My adventures at home #1
ISFJ: so what do you want to eat for dinner?
INTP: I don't know you choose.
ISFJ: should i turn on the a/c?
INTP: I don't know do what you like
ISFJ: should I wear this one or that one?
INTP: I don't know it's your decision to make.
ISFJ: where should we go this evening?
INTP: I don't know you choose
ISFJ: what do you think about * subject *?
INTP:I don-...
ISFJ: I swear if you say I don't know i will leave.
INTP: I wasn't gonna say I don't know!* totally lying* i was gonna say that...that...ermmmm... That it's best...if...you choose and I'm ...not in a condition to...choose?
ISFJ: that's it. *leaves*
INTP: curse you my inability to choose.
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intpthenerd · 6 years
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Me and my friends #7
INTP *to INTJ*: IVE CRIED 2 TIMES IN 5 HOURS.
INTJ: *laughs* this is gold. Why did you cry?
INTP: the first was because there were onions on my meat and the second time because I didn't have any ice cream. THIS NOT ME. WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO ME!
INTJ: * laughs even harder *
INTP: stoP LAUGHING AT MY PAIN AND HELP ME OUT.
INTJ: I think it's your hormones * continues laughing*
INTP: no shit Sherlock. How the fuck do i get rid of them?
INTJ: I wouldn't tell you even if I knew. It's not everyday i see you this emotionally unstable.
INTP: fUCK YOU YOU ASSHOLE. *cries some more*
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