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camkablam · 6 years

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MCSM Headcanons Because Why Not

-Nurm is aromantic; Jack technically isn’t, but he’s long lost interest in having a romantic relationship. The two married for tax benefits.

-Admin’s can’t teleport or ‘blink each other out of existence.’

-Romeo hadn’t meant to kill Fred. He’d just wanted him to get out and, when he’d refused, he’d tried to teleport him. He hadn’t meant to make his heart explode.

-After falling from the Witherstorm, Jesse developed an almost crippling fear of heights. They had a panic attack when they went to Sky City, especially when they had to get off the island they’d appeared on and when Lukas (quickly followed by themselves) were shoved off the edge, not to mention when they and the Founder had to build their way back up; then there was when they fell through Cassie’s death trap; when they had to jump into a tiny pool of water to get into Harper’s lab, and the giant and seemingly bottomless redstone hole they had to fight their friend in to defeat PAMA as the Redstone Heart retracted. While they don’t get panic attacks about them anymore, Jesse still has an ever-present weariness of heights and will avoid them if they can. Which, sadly, isn’t often.

-Somehow, at some point, Ivor started seeing Jesse as his kid and Jesse started seeing him as a father figure and it took them both a ridiculous amount of time to notice.

-Ivor sometimes calls Jesse bluejay.

-He also calls Harper his sunny sky or sunlight, a little nod to how she used to live in a Mesa Biome; Harper calls Ivor her poppy.

-There are times where Radar tends to follow Jesse everywhere; it kind of reminds Jesse of how Reuben used to follow them everywhere, something that’s only heightened by the fact that, out of everyone, Jesse has the urge to protect Radar the most, just like they had with Reuben.

-Because of the above headcanon, Jesse is absolutely terrified of Radar facing the same fate Reuben had, especially when they were dragged into season two and he tagged along. If Jesse let Radar lead the Giant Enderman away, they’re constantly worrying about him throughout the majority of the following episode.

-At times, as Ivor tries to find the rest of the original Order and Petra tries to find her purpose, they’ll run into each other and travel together for a while. Even though neither, especially Petra, will ever admit it, they both find these little get-togethers immensely comforting.

-Before they became too busy to do so, Jesse and their friends would sometimes go and compete in the Games now that they weren’t rigged anymore; said Games are now broadcasted across multiple worlds, including Jesse’s world, Crown Mesa, the Two Moons world, Sky City and, now, the Underneath.

-Porkchop and their gang especially enjoy watching the Games. They hope to participate themselves sometime soon.

-If Radar left to distract the Enderman and never really got to see the Old Order’s temple, Jesse takes him back there so he can freak out about it and explore to his heart's content (after, of course, making sure all the traps have been disabled).

-If Jesse decides to stay in Beacontown, they settle down for a while, but do eventually pick up adventuring again and go out once or twice a month. There are times they’re joined by Olivia, Axel and Lukas, albeit rarely all at once, but more often than not they’re adventuring partners are Jack, Nurm and, if they were nice to her, Stella; there are times Radar even tags along.

-Jesse and Stella co-parent Lluna. Jesse has her Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, while Stella has her Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays. On Wednesdays, she’s usually with both of them, since Jesse and Stella usually take Wednesdays to hang out together, be it in Beacontown or Champion City.

-Radar never gets the hang of a sword, but he does prove to be incredibly good with a shield. Lukas even teaches him to use a bow properly, which he eventually becomes decent at.

-If both Romeo and Xara survive, their reunion is just as terrible as you’d expect it to be, with Xara slapping him so hard, she leaves a massive bruise on the side of his face. Afterwards, they avoid each other, with Romeo mostly sticking to the area around Romeoburg and Xara staying around the Oasis and Fred’s Keep.

-To Romeo’s surprise, he actually befriends Val and Soup, who decide to help him fix up the Underneath. One of the first things they do is destroy his Admin Arena Death Trap.

-Romeo is, naturally, harassed, beaten and even kidnapped by various scavenger groups, including Porkchop’s. During a particularly brutal kidnapping that would have ended with his death, he’s saved by Xara after Val and Soup go to her for help. They’re still not exactly on speaking terms afterwards, especially after Romeo’s healed enough to leave the Oasis, but they do start to acknowledge each other.

-Jesse, Radar, Nurm or Jack check up on the Heckmouth every now and again, just to make sure it’s still holding.

-Jack put Sammy’s remains in the safest place he could find in his shop after they defeated the Colossus; he almost collapsed in relief when they returned to the Underneath and he discovered it was still there.

-Lukas, of course, wrote a book about the season two adventure. Radar grinned for days when he realised that his role in it is more major than he’d initially expected (especially if he distracted the Enderman).

-When Romeo and Xara finally, finally get to the closest they’ll ever be to how things were before, they’re both surprisingly protective of the other.

-Romeo is almost ridiculously quiet, shy and timid, a completely different person than the one that had destroyed Jesse’s town, whereas Xara is rougher and more aggressive than he remembers, even if she’s just ruffling his hair. The end result is rather strange.

-There are times where Romeo acts like a scared child, hiding when things become too tense or overwhelming, even when it doesn’t seem like anything’s happening at all. His favourite hiding spot is someplace freezing cold, like a meat locker, but if that’s unavailable, he’ll hide in the back of a closet or under the bed. There are times where he’ll stay there for hours, if he’s not dragged out by Xara.

-Radar is terrible for hiding illness. When Jesse catches him (and they always catch him), they drag him to one of the rooms in Order Hall, makes sure he has everything he needs, before threatening to tie him to the bed if he tries to work and getting back to tending to Beacontown, making sure to pop in every few hours to make sure Radar was doing okay.

-Before heading down to the Underneath, Romeo helped fix up Beacontown and rebuild Champion City. He didn’t say anything about the amount of people that beat, screamed and harassed him while he did so.

-Petra, Ivor, Lukas, Axel, Olivia and Jesse always write each other at least once a week. Even Jack writes Petra at times. It’s a little difficult to write with Ivor and Petra, since they’re both constantly travelling, but they make it work.

-Romeo and Xara eventually start exchanging letters with Jesse as well.

-Lluna joins Jesse almost every single time they go on an adventure. Turns out having a ninja llama can be quite helpful.

-No one says useful. No one.

-Aiden and Lukas eventually started writing each other. They like to chat about books and writing a lot, and send each other extracts of their work in progress. Aiden also writes to Jesse.

-Romeo constantly forgets to eat, sleep, sometimes even breathe and always ends up overworking himself. Collapsing became a regular thing, which freaked out both Val and Soup, and usually ended with one of them running to get Xara.

-When Romeo got sick for the first time after being humanised, he honestly thought he was dying; he wasn’t sure what to think afterwards when he realised how okay he’d been with that.

-Cassie is the youngest Old Builder. The oldest is Otto, followed by Hadrian, Mevia, Harper and Isa.

-Despite being the leader, Jesse is the youngest out of the new Order. Petra is the oldest, followed by Axel, Lukas and Olivia. However, they were all born in the same year.

-Aiden writes romance. Lukas likes romance, but prefers to write adventure.

-Despite looking older, Ivor’s actually the youngest of the original Order. Gabriel was the oldest, followed by Soren, Ellegaard and Magnus.

-Ellegaard constantly teased Magnus about being older.

-Out of the Admins, Fred was the oldest and Romeo was the youngest; there was a whole year between them. Xara was right smack in the middle, being six months younger than Fred, but six months older than Romeo.

-When Ivor was still hiding behind a cold mask, he’d frequently avoid calling the new Order by their names so everyone would be under the impression that he didn’t actually care about them; he’d call Axel ‘big guy,’ Olivia ‘redstone girl’ and Lukas ‘blond guy.’ But he always referred to Petra and Jesse by name due to feeling guilty about what the Witherstorm had done to them.

-One time, when Jesse, Ivor and Harper had been exploring a new, civilised world together, Jesse had been mistaken as Ivor and Harper’s kid, with Ivor and Harper being mistaken as husband and wife. They never told anyone about this incident, but never corrected anyone either.

-Every year on Founding Day, as Beacontown celebrates late into the night, Jesse sneaks away and gives himself a few hours to simply sit and miss his little pig.

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lordvonthunderporkvi · 6 years

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and here we go another 20 pages of thoughts on episode 4 dear gods why am i like this

It took me four hours to play through episode 3 because i kept stopping to take notes but is that going to slow down my notes this time? Nope didn’t think so ready to waste another four hours of my life on this game yes i am

Aight who’s narrating this time

ooh it’s Radar again

“Be careful when you get close to an admin” sound advice Radar

Oh calm down jack i wanted to save nurm I really did but it was either leave lluna, the animal without coherent thought, or nurm, the villager who asked me to leave him behind

Geez jack i’m sorry about your husband calm down

Wait did we not tell radar that the admin’s name is romeo

Apparently not i guess

Oh dear notch xara i’m so sorry

OH NO BABY I’M SORRY-

Holy frick what was that

Oh it’s the enderman

OH NO RADAR

DONT LOOK IT IN THE EYES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Aw lluna helped me up

It’s the ninja

Nice radar knocked the camera over

Aw radar “not asking for me cause i’m tough” you’re so cute

Oh no

I’m so sorry xara

WAIT THERE’S ANOTHER TERMINAL

Hey you know what jack if you keep disrespecting lluna like this i’m gonna have to poke out your other eye

Good jack apologize

Oh no baby don’t cry

RADAR THAT IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD HAVE SAID RIGHT NOW HAVE SOME SYMPATHY YOUR BED WILL PROBABLY BE GONE TOO WHEN YOU GET BACK TO BEACONTOWN DON’T YOU DARE-

PETRA YOU TOO REALLY?

COME ON GUYS HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOUR HOME WAS IN SHREDS

No you aren’t Petra you are certainly not being “nice” if that’s what you consider to be “nice” then we’ve got a problem

Thank you Radar

Gods Xara I am so sorry

We’ll avenge your bed Xara

FINALLY WE’RE LEARNING ABOUT THE TERMINALS

THEY’RE PORTALS

Yes Xara where does it go

Where did it go Xara we know it’s broken

Oh Xara I’m so sorry

“He loved birch.” I feel so sad

Oh we get to find something personal to Romeo

What is it like a potato or something

Nice good luck Xara

Screw off Jack

Take the gunpowder that’s gonna be useful

Fudge it’s the enderman

RADAR COME ON

Ooh is it porkchop

Nope Romeo smells like cinnamon not sulfur sorry boys

Fudge they’re annoying

I’m not that heavy it’s not that much work

It’s not like we have anything interesting in our inventories Romeo cleared them when he sent us to the Institute

Oh right we have weapons

Why can’t we just tell them we don’t have swords why isn’t that an option it’s not like they’ve been watching us this whole time

They haven’t been watching us this whole time right?

I don’t think they have

Oh it is PorkChop

Holy frick they’re annoying

That was rude and unnecessary Radar take Petra’s hand next time

At least you’re alive be grateful Jack

Oh it’s so pretty

Ooh who’s that she’s cute

FRED

THEY KNEW FRED

Who the heck is Binta

Ooh it’s a bunch of people

Faithful Friends of Fred heck yeah

Fred-o-clock wow

Gosh Radar is adorable

Hi Binta

Ooh we have to win the trivia competition

This is really sad Fred sounded amazing and now we’ll never get to meet him because Romeo is a horrible person

Couldn’t we just ask Xara she knew Fred very well

This dog is so cute

Can i adopt it

That was completely useless but seriously adorable I regret nothing

Sticks nice

It’s okay Petra I know you’re you and that’s all that matters

Yep that’s me

Actually that is incorrect Xara is the most Faithful Friend of Fred ™

Ok his favorite tool is a diamond hoe I’ll keep that in mind

I have learned a Fred Fact ™

Oh no no it’s okay i’m not going to hurt you don’t worry i promise i’m a nice stranger

“Like water...in a bucket...becomes the bucket!” yeah that makes sense Radar what the heck

Good idea you be ready Radar

No of course he won’t we won’t let him

Heck yeah I’m scary

Radar stop this you are not a thug

“One! Hngg… Two! Hngg- and a half!” a child after my own heart

Radar stop this please

Willy looks kinda like Soren

Ok Fred’s cherished pet is a chicken got it

Ooh a puzzle

Don’t kill the chicken just play with him

The chicken’s name is Waffles nice

I have learned a Fred Fact ™

Aw I’m sorry about your hands Wanda

Oh I have plenty of sticks don’t worry Wanda

The real question is how do all these people know so much about Fred and still the only person who ever wins the trivia contest is Kent

His favorite color was Lapis Blue ™

I have learned a Fred Fact ™

Jesse wears blue underwear

Wanda does too okay

What what just happened why’d the game close

It better have saved my progress

What I’m all the way back here?

Come on

Okay I am sure Romeo never said “We come in peace” to Fred

Wait no a fireworks display is a very bad idea you’ll draw the attention of the giant enderman and if any of you are like Radar you’ll be staring directly at it any you’ll provoke it that’s a horrible idea Binta

Fred’s favorite color is lapis blue I’m sure he’d love Radar’s bandanna

I miss Xara

Those hoes look pretty iron to me Hilda

Maybe it’s just the light

I have learned a Fred Fact ™

I’m not going to hurt you Cam

Welp now I’m imagining Lukas seeing RomeoJesse in their underwear and saying “you’re not the real Jesse Jesse only wears lapis blue underwear this is POWDER BLUE”

“The slammer” Radar please stop

His name is Waffles Willy I’m smarter than you think

Blocco the dog

I have learned a Fred Fact ™

Wanda you cannot paint with your feet while you are wearing shoes come on

I have learned a Fred Fact ™

Also a Jesse Fact ™

And we’re all caught up

Please don’t crash again

Fred looked a lot different than I thought

Stop telling stories Jack don’t you want to get Nurm back come on

Okay is there absolutely nothing else I can do

No there isn’t

Okay let’s go talk to Binta

I really don’t think I’m ready I learned that Fred liked the most useless item in the game, he has a chicken named after my favorite food, and Jesse’s underwear are lapis blue I really don’t think that’s enough information

Oh well I’ve already started

Kent more like Salt

Come on Kent I’ve survived and F-bomb, defeated a Witherstorm, survived a fall into the Void, survived a killer’s mansion, survived a useful computer, beaten a weirdly good at fighting 60-year-old man, survived Romeo’s sea temple, survived Romeo’s icy palace of despair, made it out of the Sunshine Institute, survived the giant freaking enderman and I’ve managed to lead a town and romance Lukas along the way- wait what

You’re not intimidating Kent

Oh no I’m not good at building things

Okay this better be good enough

Fred is dead Xara watched him die guys come on

Okay thank gosh

Okay it’s a draw good enough

I thought you were doing something different this year what do you mean “in the history of this competition”

Fred, dead, bred- I’m sensing a theme

The same color blue as my underwear

I am good

Oh it’s a diamond hoe

It was Waffles the chicken

Nice we’re talking about Benedict

I don’t know any more trivia Xara please come help me

The most Faithful Friend of Fred ™ was Xara she better get her butt in here and help me

BIRCH

AH YEAH THANKS XARA YOU’RE THE BEST

I am smart

I am the most Faithful Friend of Fred ™

So what would’ve happened if I lost that competition

Oh well doesn’t matter now because I won

Wow pajamas okay

Oh no now I feel really bad I should’ve given them to Kent

Oh well Kent’s won plenty He’s gotten the pajamas plenty of times

Thanks Binta

Ooh I can jump on the bed fun

Jesse you dork oh my notch

ANOTHER FRICKIN BOOK BY SOREN

Soren is Romeo pass it on

Oh no that’s actually possible

They both have red hair

Are you kidding that’s Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Wow okay just a random button in Fred’s closet

Nice a secret room

Romeoburg wow

I really have no other words except...wow, he named his town “Romeoburg”

Surely it has an author someone had to have written it

Maybe it’s like Tom Riddle’s journal and when you write in it it writes the same words in another version of itself for someone else to see

Aw “I’m glad I had Xara and Romeo with me” that is so sweet

“I don’t know what Romeo wants anymore. It hurts. All I wanted was the three of us, together.” that is actually the saddest line in the game you can fight me on this

“We weren’t just happy there. We were home.” Okay I better go fight myself because that definitely tops the last one as saddest line in the game

Yeah Binta what’s wrong

Oh well I kinda know Fred’s old best friend and she told me

Fred’s Xara

Xara is there something you’re not telling us

I mean other than everything

How freaking long has it been since the admin war

Well gee thanks Binda

This is making me so sad I want to see the three admins back before Romeo went all Romeo

Don’t just announce this to the crowd Jesse gods

What do you need Binda

Okay sure I’ll take you with me

“The needle points home.” I’m about to fight myself again that’s the saddest-

Fireworks are a bad idea

Okay bye Jack be safe

Notch Petra please don’t be mad

Nice spit fight

Good to see Jack’s warming up to Lluna

Stop yelling Radar

Ray

Don’t provoke her Radar that is a bad idea

Slowness potion-

WHERE’S THE LAST TIME WE SAW A SLOWNESS POTION? THAT’S RIGHT, WITH IVOR AT THE END OF S1 EPISODE 2.

It’s the ninja again

This is really bad

Oh crap

I’M WEAPONLESS

WHERE HAVE WE SEEN THAT IMAGERY BEFORE? THAT’S RIGHT, WITH IVOR AT THE END OF S1 EPISODE 2.

NO LET ME GO

Jesse you dork

He’s a shadow

I WEAR BLUE UNDERWEAR

THAT’S ACTUALLY AN OPTION I’M SO HAPPY

THAT WAS GREAT

...Ivor?

IT’S HIM

IVOR IVOR IVOR

HE’S BAAAAACK

He’s so happy

Where is Harper

HE’S SO WONDERFUL

HUGS

Yeah where is she by the way

Nope not me

I’m a ninja is a perfect excuse

I’ll hurry Ivor don’t worry

Ooh is that Romeoburg

Oh who’s that

I love her already wow

That was kind of mean Jesse don’t elbow Radar he’s just a bean

She’s just as much of a dork as me I love her

“Let’s take these invaders out!” to lunch or…

Is there actually an army

They sound like they’re bluffing

I am not an audio disk I am Jesse with the blue underwear

Soup okay

Okay I was right there’s no army

Ooh a challenge

Challenge accepted

Val and Soup okay

We didn’t exactly escape the Institute Xara escaped the Institute and she took us with her and Xara’s not here anymore this is a bad idea Jesse

Soup is great

It’s a llama

The heck are they doing

Wow spit on me okay

Jesse you say this like she’s a human who has any clue what you’re saying she’s not a human she is a llama she does not have coherent thought

I have to build something again are you kidding I’m not good at building stuff

What if I build a Romeo

I don’t have any gray blocks dang it I can’t build Romeo

That thing isn’t going to have any effect on visitors but whatever good enough

No it won’t Val it’s a stack of quartz blocks with a couple redstone blocks thrown in there

Armor yeah

The names of this armor are gold

“Dangerous...but also damaged, so it’s more relatable.” just like me

“Please don’t hit me”

The name is “Llama brown-ish” that’s not a very inspired name Soup

I’m going with Please Don’t Hit Me

Best armor I ever put on

Radar no you need a shirt

I look great in this armor wow

Lluna wants to stay with her mate nice

PETRA COME ON YOU DON’T STEP ON THE PRESSURE PLATE GODS

Oh it’s a means of extinguishing yourself

That means we might be set on fire though

Oh well whatever we’ll be fine

Oh no that’s sad

Let’s not pull the mystery levers that’s a bad idea

No I’m not Romeo

Aw that was a very cute little giggle

Another freaking golem are you kidding me

We can’t even hit the golem that’s just great

Water perfect

Gee thanks Romeo

SIX HUNDRED STAGES?

COME ON ROMEO YOU COULDN’T HAVE MADE THIS ANY EASIER COULD YOU

Or maybe those three levers will summon a Giant Golem ™

This soundtrack is great massive props to Antimo and Welles

STOP RADAR YOU’RE GONNA MESS IT UP CALM DOWN AND THINK PLEASE

well crap

Dear notch Romeo why are you like this

YES YOU ARE, WHY ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE KILLED FRED?

That’s a big “maybe” Jesse

WHY IS THIS SO HARD ROMEO COME ON

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, ROMEO?

Haha it’s Mettaton except a giant freaking magma golem

GUNPOWDER

Alright I’m ready for some more riDICULOUSLY HARD FIGHT SEQUENCES

DEAR NOTCH AND I THOUGHT WITHERSTORM-TRACTOR-BEAM-CRAFTING WAS STRESSFUL

I know how to make tnt Petra come on

You’re surrounded in fire and lava don’t tell me you’re that clueless Jesse come on

We are not friends Romeo

It’s llunaaa

This entire game is a feels trip bye

Beautiful birch trees

Radar you are so adorable

Poor Radar those are gonna be some hospital-level burns on his feet

“For Fred” -feels incoming-

Romeo really cared about his friends what changed

This honestly makes me so sad

...is Fred still here?

No he can’t be Xara watched him die

This is so sad

Why doesn’t Xara’s frame have anything in it?

...Petra are you okay?

Something seems..wrong

Jesse used to read all the time Jesse’s a fangirl pass it on

Petra? What’s wrong why are you crying?

Okay i understand being really sad about stories about puppies but that’s not what’s wrong

“Puppies just make me really sad, okay?” a girl after my own heart

Petra my baby

Same color as your underwear Jesse

It is freaking important Petra

You are not okay Petra

This music is so beautiful and yet heartbreaking all at once

Red for Romeo

Ooh something happened

We have Xara’s bed now we promised her we’d avenge it and we did

This is the saddest game I’ve ever played

The key to defeating Romeo…?

#potato451?

POTATO

Dear notch so that’s what the potato means

Wow okay Petra where’s all this potato hate coming from what did the potato do to deserve this

Which terminal? The one in the sea temple?

Yeah probably the one in the sea temple...right

This entire episode is just a bundle of feels

I’m crying a little bit this is so sad

I’m sensing some similarities between Romeo and Petra a little bit

Petra I do want to be your friend what are you talking about

I’ll be right by your side Petra

This is the saddest freaking game

This game is so incredible

Oh hey there Xara

I KNOW THAT’S WHAT I SAID BUT NOOOO, THEY COULDN’T LISTEN TO ME

Well...yeah Radar, she used to be an admin so of course she’s sounding admin-ish

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) DO NOT SPEAK OF NURM THAT WAY, XARA

She is acting exactly like Romeo this is a very bad sign

Alright ready to cry again yes I am

Everyone thinks it’s weird Petra

Of course Xara

fuDGING ENDERMAN

NO STOP

I TOLD YOU THE FIREWORKS WERE A BAD- UGH

Nope Radar those are monsters

Yeah Xara you go

RADAR

RADAR STOP WITH THIS “I will not run anymore” GET OUT OF THERE RUN

crap it’s got me

Radar it is an e n d e r m a n of course it doesn’t have any decency

Wow it actually let me go

JACK

Thank you Jack

Hug everyone yeah

More hugs nice

YEAH BINTA

Are Soup and Val coming too

Soup and Val should come too

“Nothing like a little pressure to make building fun” truer words have never been spoken

LET’S GO HOME

WELL OF COURSE IT IS AFTER YOU RADAR YOU KEEP FREAKING LOOKING AT IT

radAR NO-

YES YOU HELPED DEFEAT THAT MAGMA GOLEM BUT YOU CAN’T JUST STAY DOWN HERE

ex-freaking-cuse me?

I can’t just leave him behind

But at the same time I’ve been so loving and supportive of him all along and if I abandoned him now it would be cruel

But I also told Xara “no one gets left behind” and if i leave Radar behind she would just be like “you said ‘no one gets left behind’! If you were going to leave someone behind you should’ve just left Jack and friends behind and not attracted the enderman with that firework in the first place!”

But I also promised the Faithful Friends of Fred ™ that I would get them out and I can’t just go back on that promise

…

...I’ll come back for him right?

Oh dear notch this game

I’ll be back for you Radar

Until then, stay alive

Make them taste your bravery

Radar your arms are tiny

Come on guys

Come on Xara

What about Xara come on Jesse whatever happened to “no one gets left behind”

Hey we’re in the old Order’s temple!

..are we in the old Order’s temple

o h n o

That’s not the old Order’s temple

That is the Order hall in Beacontown

Nice lluna

Oh okay good it is the old Order’s temple

DON’T SPEAK ABOUT RADAR, PETRA

WE’LL GET HIM BACK OKAY

What are those fireworks

Why is the music suddenly really foreboding

Oh no this is probably really bad

wHY ARE THE CLOUDS RED

ROMEO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

No no no no no

Romeo

Romeo I’m going to freaking demolish you

Also where the heck is Xara why hasn’t she come through yet

WHAAT

THAT’S JUST IT?

WHAT

WHY

S T O P T H A T C O M E B A C K H E R E

lukas!!

..Lukas that’s not Jesse

w h a t

how is that the end

come on

Screw this gameeee

I’m gonna actually scream how is that the end

I’m gonna kill Romeo

And w h e r e i s x a r a

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