#moonbitch

[curemoonliite]

friendly reminder that like 80% of the worst shit that happened to yuri in heartcatch happened around christmas

and by friendly i mean fuck you toei

#precure #heartcatch precure #cure moonlight #moonbitching #my post #just a sad realization i came to at work today #christmas

[jann-the-bean]

I already said some things on Gayfish's channel, but you are not scaping!!

You and Gayfish are amazing writers. Like, you make the characters SO DAMN DEEP AND RELATABLE. I LITERALLY CRIED READING THE LATEST CHAPTER OF SUNSET BOULEVARD. TWICE!!

You guys have too much power. I am afraid of you. ITS ONLY CHAPTER 1 AND IT ALREADY HAVE THIS MUCH DRAMA. not like its a bad thing, its the exact opposite of it in reality.

PLEASE, keep it up. I NEED TO SEE THE CONTINUATION OF THIS

-Cyan

P.S.: Moonlight is more like Moonbitch

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Omg!! Cyan!!!

Oh man!! I’m really really glad you think the way we write our characters are relatable!!

And I’m so glad we could pull a strong reaction! (but Omg I’m sorry to have made you cry !)

Your words truly make me so happy and continue to fuel me with determination and motivation to keep on writing!!

Like seriously gayfish and I are soooo sooooo so happy you enjoy our story <3

Thank you thank you thank you!!!

#ask #anonymous #cyan #cyan anon #also hahaahahah #moonbitch im sorry but that is great #it made me giggle #and don’t worry it is not offensive to us at all!! #we think it’s pretty great actually #again thank you so much for supporting us and reading our works!!

[natsumebookss]

Now that MagiReco's announced EoS, I guess this is as good a time as ever to start writing this damn thing. To this day, I'm thoroughly surprised at how many people want me to drop the PMMM x Heartcatch Precure essay, so I'm finally gonna do it.

Warning: will contain Heartcatch Precure spoilers and plenty of moonbitching. (If you follow my main blog @curemoonliite, y'all know too well what moonbitching is. If you don't, you're about to find out.)

I'll also finally get around to writing another one of the big essays I've been wanting to do for a while this week! This one will be a Magia Record x Spiderverse crossover as we look at the multiversal anomalies we call Iroha Tamaki and Miles Morales!

#magia record #my post #homura akemi #oddly enough i could almost write the miles essay about homura too

[scariercnidaria]

killed the capra demon. killed the dumb fuckin moonbitch butterfly. accidentally ganked grignar of vinheim and had to pay some cunt in a tower 13000 souls to deaggro him. lautrec has disappeared and i miss him. I Want To Cuddle The Onion Man. died to rats.

#riz plays dark souls

[popelunas]

Feeling angry, but don't want to express it yourself? Make your moonbitch do it instead.

#emi #emotions #moonbitch #therapy art #mainichi #popelunas #liebhass

[papuzo]

smooch!

#art #sett #aphelios #league of legends #im still not entirely sure what their ship name actually is #ive seen settphel #settphel #punching moonbitches #:)

[multi-level-shipper]

Because I'm actually not sure what to call him, I've been calling the sun animatronic a few variations of "sun dude", and the moon guy is just MoonBitch because he's creepy and annoying (seriously though do they have canon names or what)

They're called the Daycare Attendant but I like MoonBitch

#security breach spoilers #security breach #fnaf security breach #the-scungles-of-crungles

[pallaswords]

With No Light of My Own

Original Work (Based off of a homebrew D&D campaign)

Words: 938

Trigger Warnings: descriptions of physical violence, abusive sibling relationships, allusions to parental abuse

Title Inspiration: The Moon Will Sing - The Crave Wives

For this prompt from @flashfictionfridayofficial​ I knew immediately that I had to pretty up this bit of writing from December of 2019. I solidify my D&D characters and process events that happen in the campaign by writing “missing scenes” and the like (much to the delight of every DM I’ve done this for) -- this is one such case.

So, without further ado, here’s a drabble about my silly little lesbian high-elf Cleric of Selûne that I totally didn’t post to the wrong blog at first nope not at all.

She hadn't wanted to go out alone, but everyone else had business to attend to and she needed to get Troozee back before he ended up stuffed and mounted as a taxidermied trophy by a member of the hunter’s guild. Pseudodragons weren’t exactly common, and he was her responsibility as she’d hatched him. So, out she went to the temple of Bahamut.

She was just within eyesight of the temple when two large figures stepped in front of her. She was slightly taller than the both of them, but she was a waif compared to their muscles.

"Thought you could hide from me, fucking bitch?"

Shit.

Xenia turned to face Mikhail, hoping that her expression didn't show the fear she felt heavy in her stomach and her feet, rooting her in place. Judging by his sneer and bark of laughter, she was failing miserably. Just as she always had when faced with his anger.

"Now, darling sister, my friends and I are going to take a walk with you. Come on," he snarled and grabbed her upper arm, hard, and pulled her into movement.

They wound through the streets into a quieter part of town. He tugged her abruptly to the left and into an alcove between houses.

She had been steeling herself for a punch to the face, but she hadn't expected the sweeping blow to the legs. She crumpled.

Mikhail laughed, and for the first time she was actually afraid of him. This was not the petty squabbling of children over hidden or destroyed books. No, there was a look in his eyes that she hadn’t seen there before. It reminded her of their father.

This could very well be her end.

No. Her eyes narrowed as she glared up. He will not have the satisfaction. I am stronger than him.

She reached out her hand, magic the colour of moonbeams beginning to swirl, when his boot stomped down on her wrist. She couldn't hold back the high shriek of agony at the fragile bones cracking and crunching under the weight.

"Not making that mistake again. Fucking magic, what a waste. Too bad you were never good with actual fighting, or else this would actually be fun," he picked his boot up, laughing, before kicking her in the side. The steel toe of his boot met her ribs and oh gods did it hurt. She let out a gasping wheeze at the pain, but her glare held.

He laughed again and reached down, grabbed her hair, and lifted her up by it. He let her go but before she could fully get her bearings or balance, his fist slammed into her face, the sheer force making her stumble back into a wall.

"Not gonna fight back? What, your fucking moonbitch goddess —"

The world went hazy for a moment, but when it righted itself, she had her hands around Mikhail's throat. He sneered down at her. They both knew she didn't have it in her to kill him, or even apply pressure to choke.

But she did have something in her. She summoned the last dregs of her magic that she could afford on this.

"No, Mikhail." She spat his name out as if it were poison as she cast.

Bruises that mirrored her own bloomed across his skin and he screamed in pain.

"You can call me what you like. You can beat me. You can threaten me. But you will not slander my goddess in front of me," she snarled before pushing him away. He stumbled and fell to the ground.

She glared over at his two companions, who froze.

"You will speak of this to no one. Understand? And you," she turned back to her brother, who was staring up at her as if she were some feral thing worthy of fear. "You will leave me and mine alone, and I'll do the same for you, out of the kindness of my heart. I have more important matters than the likes of you."

She spat, saliva and blood landing next to him, before moon-white sparks danced around her, healing the worst of the damage.

"Now, if you don't mind, I'll be taking my leave."

Xenia stepped over her brother and looked again at his companions. "Honestly you can do better than this waste, he's a complete ass and will only use you to gain whatever he wants. Your choice, though." She breezed by them and back into the streets, slight ache in her wrist and side, and a pleased grin on her mostly healed face.

She made her way back to the temple and quickly found Troozee with Father Morris.

"Damn," Troozee laughed in her mind. “You get mugged or some shit?”

"You… good?" Father Morris asked cautiously. "You need me to fuck someone up? Cause I will fuck up whoever did that."

"I’m fine," Xenia smiled as Troozee landed on her shoulder and wrapped his tail around her neck. "Just a bit of a… Never mind. It’s settled."

She paused to scratch Troozee under the chin, causing the pseudodragon to chitter contentedly.

"You should see the other guy, though." The smile pulled at the faded black eye and split lip, but it was worth it to see Father Morris’ eyes widen. He let out a shocked laugh and offered to heal the rest of the damage, an offer she gladly took.

Oh, hard times were on the way, she would have to be absolutely idiotic not to realize that. But gods the vindication in seeing Mikhail afraid of her after all the years of torment… that was going to stick with her.

#Xenia Malak #Flash Fiction Friday #original fiction #dnd fiction #dnd writing #D&D writing #D&D fiction

[curemoonliite]

Let's make it 28, shall we?

#precure #heartcatch precure #cure moonlight #moonbitching #also johanna mason is on this list and is it any fucking wonder she was my hunger games fave back in high school? #i swear i gravitate to these kinds of charas #my post #flashing gif

[jungwooisms]

the url moonbitch is taken and i am upset

[gokusux]

I wrote a therapeutic Shigaraki x reader for those of us who are both worried and horny.

Summary: You're so mad that Tomura is choosing to undergo dangerous and unneeded surgery that you ignore your boyfriend for five days, kicking him out of the room you share. This culminates in him having a light mental breakdown and the two of you partaking in kind of aggressive makeup sex.

#shigaraki tomura x reader #shigaraki tomura #bnha fanfiction #bnha spoilers #shigaraki x reader

[thee-leigh]

somebody tell julychen-moonbitch ass that nobody wants joey’s skincare. we know its restylane 

#cbbus2

[asterisquebloomed]

2hu!

The first character I first fell in love with: Really hard to say since I can’t remember the first characters I was exposed to. Maybe Patchy? If not Patchy, then Flan, Remi, or Mokou maybe? Really hard to say.The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: No one really comes to mind due to first impressions vs personality or what not, but I guess I never expected to actually like a Lunarian, so I guess Sagume.The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Reimu. I hate her in waves. Like I’ll be fine with her for a while, and then she says something that makes me hate her all over again. Also hate Tenshi with a burning passion, the Moonbitches, and Jo’on. The character I love that everyone else hates: Satsuki Rin. Hmm... I can’t think of anyone who is universally hated that I like. I know at least one person who hates Junko, and I’ve known some people who dislike Byakuren, but other than that nothing really comes to mind.The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Nitori. She started out as a shy friendly character, then HM came along and showed she was actually a bitch.The character I would totally smooch: I’m not gay. Sorry. The character I’d want to be like: That I want to be like? That’s a hard question. I’m fine with who I am, so there’s not really any character I want to be like. As for characters I am like, Mokou really comes to mind, and Koishi as well.The character I’d slap: Reimu, Tenshi, Jo’on, Toyohime, Nitori, Seija, Seiran, Kaguya, Okina, etc.A pairing that I love: Mokou x Keine, Futo x Miko, Yuyuko x Yukari, Maribel x RenkoA pairing that I despise: Mokou x Kaguya I hate with a passion. They’re enemies, keep it that way.

#Ask #Thank you #Thanks #Opinions #zerodcwn

[popelunas]

Doing some ACTUAL COLOR WORK wow I know, crazy, right? I miiight try to join AATRV on dA but I'm honestly more interested in just doing some comics about moonbitch here. I'm trying to hash out a style that works with my "ew pencil sketching is so passé" hangup that I've developed over the past year of working in the eternal format of ink. But hey, I'm getting some actual art time in today. #justdraw #popedraws #emiliana #moonbitch #watercolorink #inksketches #pastel

#moonbitch #justdraw #pastel #popedraws #emiliana #inksketches #watercolorink

[tenkyuu-moved]

touhou but you cant mention yachie as eeby deeby or horse plinko. challenge mode

oh no oh boy

blorbo(fave)- oooh i have many blorbos but i think my top would hafta be sagume

scrunkly(cute/shaped character)- wakasagahime. help her...she's just a mermaid...

scrimblo bimblo(underrated)- urumi. this is obvious and there's so much to her and she takes care of PREHISTORIC FISH AKA DINOSAURS and nobody looks at that

glup shitto(background character)- takane. i like my green nitori and her hair and her cool key on her chest :(

poor little meow meow(controversial/unpopular character)- megumu. LISTEN she may be the main antagonist of touhou 18 but like. it's so fitting for a chief tengu and so is her theme(she'd also really could cause shit to go down with her literal power to manipulate the night sky)

horse plinko(torment for fun character)- kaguya. she needs it to quench her boredom anyways

eeby deeby(send to superhell character)- yorihime. moonbitch fuckass (rinnosuke was a close second but yorihime was what came to mind first)

#mail received #alba

[cerastes]

unmovinggreatlibrary: Then you whooped that moonbitch's ass when you weren't supposed to and you DIDN'T get a game over that time.

Game saw these massive biceps and said “ok, look, aight, n-no need to drive to point any further, I-I get it, you can do as you wish” AND SO I DID.

#unmovinggreatlibrary #rebel with a cause