Mitsuhide: My, my, buying roses? You must be giving it to someone special... Maybe someone like... Kenshin?
Ranmaru: Mitsuhide, you know those roses haven’t been de-thorned, right?
Mitsuhide: Yes, I know. I drenched them in poison too.
...
Shingen: My darling, a rose for you to symbolise my passion and love and... I’m off the clock at 8pm if you’re free?
Yukimura: Shingen, STOP. We’re a shop, not a charity. Stop giving away roses for free.
Yukimura [muttering]: It took three hours to remove the thorns for that, you’re gonna have to pay me.
Yoshimoto: Calm down Yukimura, you should be focusing on the beauty of the rose instead of getting mad. Look how pretty they are, especially with the way the light hits them softly like it’s embracing-
Yukimura: (╯°益°)╯彡┻━┻
...
Mitsunari: Sorry, you want bell flowers? Uh, I think the flowers in that corner over there are the bell flowers.
Masamune [to the customer]: No, those are the roses. Sorry, he’s still unfamiliar with the place.
Masamune: Huh? Oh, no he’s not new, just not very bright-
Hideyoshi: *Glares at Masaume*
Masamune: Ahem- Yeah, he’s new.
...
Nobunaga: You want to buy a cactus? The most prickly cactus we have is over there.
Customer: That’s a person though?
Nobunaga: No, it’s a prickly cactus.
Ieyasu: I’m a person.
...
Kennyo: And what may I get you? You want a sunflower because it’s bright and happy?
Kennyo: We have nothing like that here, we only have flowers of despair and doom that bloom from anguish and suffering-
Ranmaru: Master Kennyo, stop, the customers are going to leave if you keep talking like that!
Kennyo: Sorry, sometimes I get lost in my own monologue. The sunflowers are to your right.
...
Motonari: Ye want flowers, huh?
Motonari: Well the prettiest flower we have here is me, so if ya don’t want it, you better scram right now!!
Ranmaru: Have you noticed that every time you give those two options everyone scrams?
Motonari: You wanna go?! (ง'̀-'́)ง
...
Sasuke: Alas, being pricked so many times whilst making ground spikes has made me immune to being pricked by rose thorns
Kenshin: Oh yeah? Then, are you immune to this?
*Hurls a cactus at Sasuke*
Sasuke: Unfortunately, no. Please call an ambulance.
...
Hideyoshi: You’d like a bouquet for your friend in the hospital? Of course I could help you with that.
Hideyoshi: Here you go, all done! I hope your friend is okay, I’m sure they’ll be happy to receive these flowers ^_^
Kenshin: They’re fine. They got hit by a cactus, I’m sure they will be happy to receive these.
...
Nobunaga [holding a pot of roses]: Kenshin and Shingen, what are you doing in our shop? Hideyoshi, remove these thorns.
Hideyoshi: You mean the thorns on those roses in the pot you’re holding?
Nobunaga [glaring at Kenshin and Shingen]: No, these thorns standing right in front of me.
...
[A few weeks later]
Sasuke: Well, I’m glad I’ve finally recovered, I’m excited to get back to work with you guys-
Sasuke: Wow... Did you guys have a fight?
*Broken glass everywhere, flowers dying, Kenshin’s sword out, Yukimura hugging his knees and rocking back and forth in a corner, Shingen barely breathing and Yoshimoto has eye bags*
I woke up to go bathroom and this is what greets me….
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Okay so had no idea tumblr had a 10 photo limit LOl. So I just took a screenshot of my photos LOL…
I’m so baffled but yet it’s expected.
I was hoping that we’d see a change in rankings as well like JP had but I guess that’s not happening
😅😅😅
The schedule for promises will be announced at a later date they say.
I wonder how they’re going to do a story sale for Top 1 for us since Ieyasu took the crown for JP server this year. They’ve never treated us well with events so I highly doubt they’d make a brand new never before seen story sale just for us ENG server 🙄🙄
I guess we should wait and see what will be released around April 2023 to find out 😔😔
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Look at the total votes! It’s ridiculously lower than any year we’ve seen!
I’ll look for my screenshots of last years ranking and release another post/rant about it later this week…
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Oh my friend also noticed they didn’t even bother tallying a total vote for us LOl, it seems we didn’t reach the promise goal 😅😅
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During the event Masamune had so much more votes than Nobunaga… so I can’t believe that he’s in third place … it doesn’t make sense to me … 😭😭😭
My Keiji fell so far off! I’m sorry my love and support for you had been lacking this year since Cybird had done such a terrible job with your birthday, I’ve been very absentminded during the elections!
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I’ll do better in the Host club event! 🫣🫣🫣
Ps. Maybe it’ll be easier to receive Keiji chibis now that he’s not too high up in ranking anymore? LOL
I’m always envious of lower warlord ranking fanbases that can f2p events and still receive their man’s chibi!
Wow! If I had a nickel for every time a video game character clad in green used a giant chakram to fight and gladly sacrificed others for the sake of their fanaticism, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right?