#my dad is such a short king

[woahajimes]

so my dad didnt spoil me with really expensive gifts but

#but when we'd go for birthday dinners he'd ''go to the bathroom'' and then really go ask the waitress to bring me a small present along with #the typical birthday restaurant treat/cake. #(hed give the waitress the present btw not ask her to spawn one) #and he'd always finish my leftovers bc i didnt like something but had INSISSTEDDD to buy it bc ''it looks so goooooood'' #and he carries my bag and helps me down his truck even though i dont need that help anymore #and he lets my sister try nail polishes on him when we're at the store #and when i was little i was allowed to draw all over his back and connect the dots (his moles) #and he'd cut my nails while i watched tv and he'd bring me cut up fruit and buy all the juice and fruits he doesnt like just #so i could have them even though i only saw him 3x a week #and why am i speaking in past tense hes alive and healthy fellas #but yeah #idk its the little little little things i love my dad #he also switched shwos with me on a really long hike (we are the SAME shoe size) #my dad is such a short king

[sidsinning]

IM SCREAMING HE DID NOT JUST

ADAM TAKE THE L HOLY FUCK

#hazbin hotel #SWEETIE SHORT KING LUCI KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A LADY FELLAS TAKE NOTES #WENT FROM DAD TO DADDY HERE #IM CRYYING THE X2 CUCKERY OF HEAVEN #DEFINITELY ANOTHER REASON WHY HE WAS FALLEN HE TEMPTED NOT JUST 1 BUT 2 MARRIED WOMEN AWAY FROM THEIR HUSBANDS #THE SAME HUSBAND #IM CRYING X2 #lucifer morningstar #He is top 2 fighting against alastor as my fav rn #hazbin hotel spoilers #the show must go on #sidrabbles

[n0ahsferatu]

i’d say they’re going on a road trip but they don’t even have a car smh

#*paul mccartney voice* boy / you’re gonna baldur that gate / baldur that gate / a long time #looking up refs of their OG outfits while drawing this made me realize that half of them wear the same boots #how peculiar! #first thing on my mind while drawing this was the wyllstarion agenda #second thing was lae’zel is the dad who didn’t want tav to adopt an owlbear #but now she’s best friends with the owlbear #also important: gale has shy tall guy energy #and astarion has rambunctious short king energy #canon bends to my will #people on insta yelled at me for not including halsin but this is the OG companions ok :( #im actually working on a halsin piece rn! #artists on tumblr #bg3 #bg3 fanart #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #bg3 karlach #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 wyll #bg3 shadowheart #one day ill add a background to this #noah.jpg

[pixellilac]

Lucifer expression practice ❤️💛

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin #vivziepop #procreate drawing #my art #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin #hazbin lucifer #hell's greatest dad #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #lucifer #expression sheet #hazbin fanart #king of hell #dad beat dad #short king #big dick in charge #ultimate bad boy

[awuochi]

I love you Lucifer Morningstar, the greatest (short) king in hell and such a good dad. I love you so much please have a good ending please please please

#my little meow meow #my little guy #silly goofy mood #goofy goof #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #please you don't understand I love him #he's a lonely divorced dad and he loves his daughter very much #you go short king #short king

[codywaan]

"I guess now you'll have to look up at me."

"I've always looked up to you, kid."

#hes such a proud dad #slipping through my fingers #father and daughter #short king #tall queen #tbb hunter #tbb omega #old man hunter #grown up omega #the bad batch #the bad batch s3 #star wars

[kurakuradon]

simon petrikov 🧊👓

#simon petrikov #adventure time #ice king #fionna and cake #marceline abadeer #🛎on queue. #I love this little man. #this show is absolute nostalgia as a gen z kid #I didn’t catch up w it since I grew up without tv but like. I would sometimes see it and I remember when the Simon lore first dropped #tbh my fav Simon look is his bearded apocalypse look. absolute dad AND wizard swag. best of both worlds #his short hair ponytail look is immaculate tho. so cunty #2023 #fan art #⚠️warning tags: #mild nudity #but in a non suggesting way. just grandpas in the sauna

[akq96618]

Imagine Gira's son inherits his dad's "EH?" reaction. Two confused red pandas in the same room X"D

Uncle Yanma or Rita-san probably fighting the urgent to pinch the smaller red panda's cheeks

BEHOLD!!!!! DOUBLE RED PANDA!!!

really tempted to draw gira with ponytail bcs of @cows-quack 's art ;;;-;;;; now i'm dying bcs I REALLY WANNA SEE HIM WITH LONG HAIR AND PONYTAIL GRRRGGGGHHGHF-

#one possible name for him is selen from selenopidae #but i still have to think about it #maybe one day on separated post along with more info...one day...nobody knows.. #he call's gira by toto and papa for jera #i found abt a lil kid calling their dad toto like shorts for otou-san and i think it's cute #yes yanma no swearing in front of the kids #king ohger #giramie #my art #rkgk #ask akq #um maybe #king ohger oc #gw gatau siapa yg hamil disini #probably jera can lay eggs

[pisscography]

a deer and a fawn.

bonus live lucifer reaction:

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin #lucifer hazbin #alastor taking anyyy opportunity to piss of short king morningstarrrr #alastor #lucifer morningstar #my art #not quite radioapple bbut there's. potential #charlie like holy shit 2 dads!

[andromeddog]

wow king…

#my art #golden kamuy #tsukishima hajime #i haven’t drawn him in…….. so long but we have to celebrate #my hc is that his knuckles r gnarly and scarred from beating his dad into a fine paste #tsukishima hajime u will always be famous #happy birthday short king <3

[themoonisreal]

It took FOREVER but part 7 of my 'Divorced Dads' radioapple series is finisssshhhheeeeddd!

Life has been A LOT lately. But I'm really happy that today I was able to finish this next fic, "Perfect Oscillation". I'm still a bit unsure about writing/posting intimate scenes (and this entire fic is pretty much that 😅) but we'll see how it goes.

Summary:

After the utter failure of their previous attempt at sexual intimacy, Alastor and Lucifer must navigate the growing tension between them.

Upon reflection, Alastor realized there was something enthralling and highly addictive about having power over Lucifer in an intimate way—he had been enraptured by the obscene sounds he managed to pull out of the fallen angel during their previous encounter. After considering Rosie’s suggestion to ‘try again’, Alastor approached Lucifer with a proposal: he would help Lucifer out with his growing sexual tension, but would only touch him with his shadow manifestations.

Lucifer, who was extremely worked up from long days of titillation, had quickly agreed.

And thus the push and pull of opposite forces began.

Other fics in the ‘Divorced Dads’ series:

Oh, Holy Light

Affliction of the Heart

Partners in Thyme

Lucifer's Lonely Hearts Club - Members : 1

Madness

Panic

@themoonisreal on AO3

#hazbin hotel #radioapple #alastor #radio demon #lucifer morningstar #short king #SPICY #🌶🌶🌶 #fanfic #my fanfiction #duckideer #appleradio #divorced dads

[ittybittyluci]

WHY IS LUCI THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN?

- Took the entire Hazbin Hotel fandom by storm faster than you can say “magic-tastical back flippingrubber duck! Haha! That spits fire!”

- Obsessed with rubber ducks

- The best dad who loves his daughter so much

- Short King. Enough said.

- So many good nicknames: Short King, Apple Daddy, Duck Lord, Snek Boi

- Man wears a top hat to make himself look taller. I mean COME ON

- Neurodivergent coded

- Hella depressed (pun intended)

- Ultimate Rizz

- Quite literally an Angel (fallen but whatever)

- Hot asf demon form that he still manages to look adorable in

- Supportive father

- Protective father

- Most powerful being in all of Hell

- One-shot bitch slapped Adam into submission after a full minute of fucking around

- “Take that depression!”

- “Wap. Bap. Boom. Alakazam”

- This:

- And this:

- Andthisandthisandthisandthisandthis:

Oh, and finally, incase I haven’t convinced you

- This:

I rest my case

#hazbin hotel lucifer #i love luci #lucifer #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #tumblr sexyman #nomination #you can’t tell me he’s not #he is #adorable #sexy #apple daddy #short king #duck lord #superstar #the MVP #my world #best dad

[resssistance]

Happy 25th birthday to Shoma Uno! To all your smiles, and many more that are yet to shine. Thank you 💙

#shoma uno #figure skating #i do love him smiling #but him smiling mid-skate is truly on another level. the closest i can describe it makes me feel is heart palpitations but good ones #happy bday to my wonderful boy #can't believe he's 25 omg #i theoretically can write a wax poetic essay full of bday wishes and how great he is and what his skating means to me but i can't #and if anyone tells you i cried today when i was watching him skate and kept thinking about everything and still too overly emotional #well.. that would be heinous lie of course.. #so happy birthday to an athlete with 3 olympic medals. an athlete with a career grand slam. a hardworking practice demon #happy bday to a skater with great control and patience gorgeous lines delicate musicality smooth skating sharp steps amazing spins #that skates so beautifully you can cry #happy birthday to a dog dad. a gamer who hates vegetables and whose diet consists of meat on 99.99%. a rare starfish specimen #happy birthday to a sleepy creature with an 'on/off' switch. to a student of stepffan lanbeeal that will make him go bald from stress #a short king himbo. an unintentional comedian. an english PhD #the only real person that gives me extreme cuteness aggression #and many many many other things that he is #happy birthday you sunshine with those sparkly eyes full of dreams #be happy be healthy be true to yourself #💙💙💙 #p.s. bring another blue costume. soon.

[spotsupstuff]

here's a neat vid, go watch it if you haven't yet

there's Some things that i don't completely agree with personally, like attributing the Third sin to Materialism rather than Connection (i'd argue that the Ancients had no big issue with being materialistic, considering their golden attires and such- and that going with Connection overall better addresses both the core of Materialism and relationships overall) and then attributing the word Dynasty specifically to asian cultures but that's more history/word definition beef more than anything djgklsjlcgjkd

oh how i'd love to have a debate with this guy about Ancients...

#spot says stuff #rw #history fact: a dynasty was present big time around the years 800-1000 (iirc) on a large territory in eu which included slovakia #at the core of it per its definition a dynasty is just ''the same family ruled over the lands throughout multiple generations'' tho so its- #-not special or anything. with that definition in mind you can see how dynasties were also european things with all the kings and stuff #its just more often used for asian countries cuz they held out longer with the family stuff probably. or all the damn royal family drama- #-that happened there........ my Gods i know only a few chinese stories but Shit man there was a lot djgklsjgld #i wonder if identifying family members in the Ancient society happened through colors... like Sparrows n her siblings are colored from- #-dark blue (Dad's og clrs before turning grey) to turquoise (Inkling) and through this color coordination are the dynasties named #that's some fun thoughts #this video is prompting some neat thoughts.. ego is the culmination of the sins in short is one of them for example #did this guy actually come into contact with shkika or smth. the 'civilization before the ones we recognize as ancients' stuff at the end- #-sounds very familiar. -makes it to the end- Ah. The RW Discord. i wonder where that thought originated n who parroted it from who #☝ personally making the conscious effort to not seep myself into the fandom Too much since i like thinking about this stuff so i dont want- #-any fan-based answers/speculations. just wanna vibe with it uninfluenced n see where that takes me. also the rw discord feels dangerous

[allpromarlo]

an underrated moment in tg:m is when mav & rooster are looking at the half destroyed enemy base and mav runs off without warning, to which rooster's just like

"MAV-

"okay"

followed by both of them running like fuckin muppets across the base

#hi i watched top gun again can you tell #god i love this movie so much #but anyways #watching tgm a 2nd time and...ngl i'm kinda starting to see what the girls see in rooster #payback is and will forever be my baby but rooster...hmmmm #the 70s boy swag is definitely there #and it's definitely doing something #i'm just not sure what it's doing #but the old man tomfoolery that was going on with maverick was also changing things in my perspective #cpt pete mitchell aka the only maverick i like #he's stupid he's in love he's dad he's sad & wet he's a short king. he's perfect #another bomb performance by tom cruise we got here #movies #top gun: maverick #maverick mitchell #rooster bradshaw

[the-last-butter]

your kaeyas mom is SO pretty. my biggest hc abt kaeyas mom but also dilucs mom is that they were both big buff and tough women with their basic simp husbands

YOUR’RE SO RIGHT ANON!! Tradition of the Dawn Knight aka the art of making powerful claymores was passed down by Mrs. Ragnvindr send post

#diluc did not get her height tho he’s a short king like his dad #and ​adeline was her assistant #ALSO a fan of the fantheory that Diluc’s mom was a ex high ranking Fatui and it was HER delusion that Crepus had #I MEAN THATS SO COOL #imo this theory can be possible because Mondstadt just has a way of drawing in really powerful people and making them stay like #Venessa The wolf pup (Rostam I think?) Jean’s Dad Alice Albedo Mona Lisa Kaeya #They’re all pretty important in the grand scheme of things who just so found a home in Mondstadt hmmm?? #IM SORRY I TAKE SO LONG TO ANSWER ASKS IM IN THE MIDDLE OF EXAMS ONCE AGAIN I’LL BE DONE SOON #genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #Diluc’s mom #diluc #Diluc Ragnvindr #brainworms #inbox #my doodles