#my little pony incorrect quotes

[ladymiraclewings]

Starlight Glimmer: Hey, Applejack? Can I get some dating advice? Applejack: Just because I’m with Rainbow Dash doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

#my little pony #my little pony incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #starlight glimmer #starlight #applejack #rainbow dash #appledash #source: scatterpatter's incorrect quotes generator

[nylon-glowstix]

Applebloom: Hey zecora, I have a question.

Zecora: If it is a question that you speak, then an answer for you I will seek.

Applebloom: Ok, um...are you black on white stripes or white on black stripes

Zecora: ............get tf out of my house 😀

#mlp #my little pony #zecora #apple bloom #my little pony incorrect quotes

[ameliathefatcat]

Octavia: You are an idiot, Vinyl

Vinyl: At least I’m your idiot, Octy

Octavia: Still a massive idiot

#mlp #mlp fim #my little pony incorrect quotes #source: me #octavia melody #vinyl scratch #octascratch #mlp incorrect quotes #then they had angry lesbian sex/hj #why does half of all octascratch end with them having angry lesbian sex?

[soulvee-animationz]

Queens of Caninia as incorrect quotes!!

@f-p-studios

Jenn: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

Indy, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball! Katherina: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Moon: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Moon: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

Amber: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Fiona: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Jenn: I prevented a murder today. Katherina: Really? How’d you do that? Jenn: self control.

Jenn, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Katherina. Katherina: How did you do that without turning around? Jenn: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Jenn: I'm incredibly fast at math. Katherina: Alright, what's 30x17? Jenn: 47 Katherina: That's not even close. Jenn: But it was fast.

Indy: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.  Fiona: You're like 15 years old  Indy: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Indy: Here's some advice Fiona: I didn't ask for any Indy: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

Indy: Hey, you want some leftovers?  Fiona: What's that?  Indy: You've never had leftovers???  Fiona: No, because I'm not a quitter.

Amber: This is a mistake  Fiona, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!  Amber: But not today  Fiona, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Moon: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Amber: You need to stop.

Moon: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Amber: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Moon: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Fiona: Welcome, fellow idiots  Amber: Hello, Fiona  Fiona: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot  Amber: You underestimate me

Fiona: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It? Amber: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!! Fiona: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

Fiona: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao  Amber: What did you do Fiona?  Fiona: A MISTAKE

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*  Moon: Thanks fam!  Jenn: oh no  Amber: *cries* I love you too  Katherina: Sounds fake but okay  Fiona: *A flustered mess*  Indy: can i get a refund

Moon: Hewwo.  Amber: Hihiiiiii!  Jenn: Greetings, Humans.  Katherina: Three kinds of people.  Fiona: I want pudding.  Moon: Four kinds of people.  Indy: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?  Katherina: Five kinds of people.

Moon: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.  Amber: What if it bites me and it dies!?  Jenn: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Amber, learn to listen.  Fiona: What if it bites itself and I die?  Indy: That’s voodoo.  Katherina: What if it bites me and someone else dies?  Amber: That’s correlation, not causation.  Fiona: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?  Indy: That’s kinky.  Moon: Oh my God.

#my little pony #incorrect quotes #my little pony incorrect quotes #mlp incorrect quotes #mlp #queens of caninia #katherina proudpaws #jennino lanternlight #Indiana ambereyes #moonbeam twinkletail #ambrosia muffinbuns #fiona floppyears #text

[chaoticace2005]

Would like to follow my trend of Alastor-betray the hotel bullshit with this scene recast from MLPFiM:

The main cast -Lucifer: *all in a cage*

Whoever owns Alastor’s soul: You gathered up all of them?

Alastor, poking Razzle: And his little dragon too.

Razzle: *tries to bite*

Charlie, crying in Vaggie’s arms: Why are you doing this?! I thought we were friends?!

Alastor: Oh we were. But she (?) offered me so much more than just friendship circles. Surely you saw this coming?

Charlie, still crying: I didn’t. I really didn’t. (Buries head into Vaggie)

-After, Alastor’s boss betrays him-

Vaggie: Surely you saw this coming?

Alastor, weak and powerless on the ground: I didn’t. I truly didn’t.

(And yeah, I know Charlie might not trust him to not betray the hotel right away. But if the relationship between everyone in the hotel developed? If she were to kinda forget the reason Alastor is there? Think they’re breaking through to him and he accepts he’s part of the family?)

#did I put some thought into which pony was which for the others? yes yes I did #it’s been too many years but I’m partly back on my mlp bullshit and exposing myself #honestly though mlp fim was an EXPERIENCE #season 3 and 4 finales ended me #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #vaggie hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #razzle hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #source: my little pony #source: mlpfim

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Shredder: You’ll pay for this!

Raph: Put it on my tab.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: my little pony: friendship is magic #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #shredder #oroku saki #raphael'

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: Sorry, buddy, you just missed it.

Wally: *regular monotone* Oh, I can't believe this... I am so frustrated I could just scream.

Wally: *takes a deep, deep breath and-*

Wally: Ah.

Barnaby: ...Feel any better?

Wally: *sighs* No.

#source: my little pony: friendship is magic #source: my little pony #barnaby b beagle #wally darling #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[stardust948]

*Baby Zuko and Baby Azula crying because their pet ran away*

Lu Ten: *bows head*

Ursa: You too?

Lu Ten: Nope. I'm good.

Ursa: Look children, I know it's hard to say goodbye-

Baby Zuko: I'm mostly sad because you're not sad!

Ursa: What? Me? What about Lu Ten?

Baby Azula: Lu Ten cries on the inside Mom!!!

Lu Ten: It's true.

#atla #zuko #azula #baby zuko #baby azula #lu ten #ursa #royal fire family #source: my little pony: friendship is magic #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes

[intrusiveinks]

Courtesy of printerest here are some shitty lazy incorrect quote thingies I guess. Sorry no rarity this time, maybe I'll make more later.

#mlp #my little pony #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp fim #twilight sparkle #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #fluttershy #apple jack #mlp memes #mlp incorrect quotes #tried to onyl use images from the show bc i didnt want to just steal other's art #but some edits r really show accurate i hope i didnt accidentally use one but i dont think so lmao

[c0smicshine]

pinkie pie the silliest

#incorrect ponies #incorrect quotes #mlp #my little pony #pinkie pie

[amelia8286]

*over text*

Sunset- twi I’m too gay for meetings this is homophobic

Sci-twi- what??

Sunset- they expect me to sit in a chair normally for 3 hours

Sunset- it’s too hard

Sunset- I’m too gay

#sunset shimmer #sciset #my little pony equestria girls #my little pony #wlw #sci twi #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes equestria girls #jess82867 #incorrect sciset

[ladymiraclewings]

Izzy Moonbow: But can a neurotypical pony do THIS? Izzy Moonbow: [immediately forgets what she was talking about]

#mylittlepony #my little pony incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: gupdoo3 #izzy moonbow #izzy #my little pony

[nylon-glowstix]

Applejack: does crying in front of you turn you off?

Rarity: No darling

Applejack: You sure?

Rarity: *nods*

Applejack: *through tears* ok...

It's been awhile since I've made MLP content, so have an incorrect quote :]

#my little pony #my little pony incorrect quotes #rarijack

[2dfangirl]

Fluttershy: So, Pinkie is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Rarity: Why?

Fluttershy: Because I've caught her trying to train raccons to fight five times in a row.

Pinkie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccon battalion saves us in times of need.

#mlp equestria girls #mlp eqg #mlp: friendship is magic #eqg shitpost #incorrect equestria girls quotes #incorrect eqg #mlp incorrect quotes #equestria girls shitpost #mlp #equestria girls #eqg fluttershy #eq girls #eqg headcanons #eqg #incorrect equestria girls #mlp g4 #mlp fluttershy #mlp friendship is magic #mlp fim #incorrect my little pony quotes #my little pony fim #my little pony #pinkie pie #fluttershy #rarity #source: unknown

[overheard-at-twilights-castle]

Twilight: Wait a minute... you're in a relationship with Trixie?

Starlight: Yeah. Thoughts?

Twilight: And prayers.

#mlp #mlp fim #mlp incorrect quotes #my little pony #overheard at twilights castle #twilight sparkle #starlight glimmer #trixie lulamoon #startrix

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

*toga is sticking all her my little pony band-aids on dabi (he’s taking it surprisingly well)*

hawks: *walks in the room* i don’t think that’ll help

toga: what? no! pony band-aids make everything better!

hawks: *takes one and sticks it to dabi’s forehead* we will see

dabi: *with fire in his eyes* you are dead pigeon.

#it’s just hotwings energy #you can see how much they love each other #even toga knows that dabi can’t be fixed #but she’s trying #with my little pony #delulu #dabi #my hero academia #hotwings incorrect quotes #incorrect hotwings quotes #bnha dabi #toya todoroki #incorrect bnha quotes #hawks #hotwings #dabi todoroki #hawks bnha #keigo takami #toukei