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tonystarktogo · 2 years
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"You know you belong to us and we'll anyone who tries to change that." With whoever two you're feelin with our boy
There's a moment of silence.
Then Tony crosses his arms -- slowly because his bruised ribs hurt like hell -- and raises his eyebrows. Pointedly.
If he could pull of the Glare of Doom™, he'd be aiming for that. But that's really more Natasha's thing than his, so the eyebrows and unamused expression will have to do.
"You wanna try that again?" he asks drily when it becomes clear that Loki hasn't noticed -- or is ignoring -- Tony's wordless demand.
Darcy doesn't look up from where she's scrolling on her phone. Clearly she's got better things to do than help Loki climb out of the hole he dug himself into. Probably plotting revenge.
Or possibly tweeting about Thor's latest attempt to conquer the microwave.
(Let's just say Tony's gonna need a new microwave and leave it at that. Please.)
Loki sighs the most put-upon sigh Tony has heard since his MIT-days where he's put a lot of effort into exasperating a certain professor of his. The asshole even rolls his eyes like he thinks Tony's just being silly but he's gonna take the grown-up road and indulge him.
Joke's on Loki because Tony's never chosen a grown-up option in his life.
"Yes, yes, you belong to yourself and no one else. Now can we kill that insignificant worm for touching you?"
Tony smirks.
"What makes you think there's anything left for you to kill?"
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kmclaude · 2 years
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God same @mynerdrage I wanna noncon that sh0ta-ass twink 6 ways from Sunday
Why make OCs if not for objectification
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starker-asks · 2 years
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hey same hat peter 3!!!
Same hat!!
You know, the whole super crazy healing factor? Makes for insane top surgery results. The scars are like... nonexistent.
That was probably the coolest part about getting the bite.
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peachbabypie · 4 years
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Unpopular starker opinion?
LOL I’M GOING TO GET CRUCIFIED FOR THIS but.
As much as I love all the slutty/sultry/bratty/sub/dumb/ignorant Peters I kinda wish there were more explorations of assertive/brave/smart/doesn’t always come untouched by praise kink Peters. Like, fuck I know he’s such a baby and fuck I love how bratty he is in Home Coming but fuck, look how much he developed in Home Coming, how he defeated an arch nemesis and takes care of everyone around him.
I’m not condemning any of slutty, bratty, sub, ignorant, cumslut Peters because god, I love him so much, I just wish there was more to the Starker ship than just baby peter and daddy Tony? I want some more Peters that take care of Tony, saves Tony (from himself), more explorations of Peter’s character development. I wish there are more dynamics between the two that’s about their...dynamic, rather than just smut.
Fuck, I love the smut, but...I also want to read more long fic of good, character development and explorations on top of good smut....
Just my unpopular Starker Opinion. Please don’t crucify me...
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*uses my succulent to give you a plant kiss on the cheek*
*graciously accepts*
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BIRTH
IT OCCURRED THIS DAY!!!! MANY A YEAR AGO
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readysetstarker · 5 years
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Hey u. Ur writing's awesome. Anon lick my balls. Ily.
thank u, lu2
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I saw the custom card deadline and read through everything. Does that mean we get those sooner if we asked for them or no?
It means that the last day to apply for a custom card is sooner than the last day to apply for a premade card. The last day you can ask for a custom card is the 15th of January; the last day you can ask for a premade card with changes is the 31st of January. Hope this clears it up!
- Mod Al
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Watching you guys interact is just really cute. Laura how do you deal with it all? I'd have cavities.
It used to be a lot harder, believe me.
And you haven’t even seen Clint argue with Pietro over whether or not the kids get the leftover brownie mix. Now, that’s cute.
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aurumacadicus · 6 years
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RIP Bucky's junk
Bucky has no idea what he did to deserve this but he gets his revenge next time they’re getting frisky when he flicks Steve’s knot and bolts from the room.
“Steve!” Tony cries helplessly as the alpha curls into the fetal position on top of him.
“Avenge me, Tony,” Steve whimpers. “Kick Bucky in the dick.”
Tony wonders why this is happening to him.
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tonystarktogo · 6 years
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Clint and Tony are touch starved cuddle bugs that occasionally become fwb and you can't change my mind
I’M NOT TRYING TO! The great thing about Clint and Tony is that they’re both assholes and they can be assholes together. Just because they’re touch starved cuddle bugs doesn’t mean they handle affection easily or gracefully at all (that would be too easy) unless they’re really drunk, really sleep-deprived, high on pain meds or on their 8th cup of coffee.
By the way Clint is not allowed more than five cups of coffee in quick succession at any given time. Seriously. It’s a Rule™ for a reason.
Anyways, they’re really good about giving each other condescending pats on the head, boxing each others’ arms and shoulders, trying to push each other off the couch (which just so happens to leave them both on it, squished together and deeply asleep) and generally making nuisances out of themselves.
As for the friends with benefits part, they don’t talk about that. Neither of them is a poster boy for proper communication okay.
Surprisingly, it works out pretty well for them so far. (Probably because they’re too deep in denial to panic about actually caring about each other, not that the rest of the team is in a hurry to clue them in.)
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kmclaude · 2 years
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pls i am foaming at the mouth for emi actually feeling guilt and remorse that he cant run from. especially if hell shows him what jehan would have been if he hadnt continued the cycle and all that.
Tiefer having to really face his guilt head on.
Sure he can beat Jehan when he gets mad, beat him to death if he wants (he will be ok tomorrow). Still doesn't make the gnawing pain in his chest abate.
Sometimes Jehan is incredibly pliant and willing and wanting and Tiefer smells whiskey on his breath, his cheeks flushed, his balance off, but he's sweet and he calls him daddy and Emi and kisses him first, touches him first, and it hits Tiefer hard afterwards that he could have had that if he hadn't... and now he can only have it in hell, when Jehan is so drunk he can't remember (can't recall how wanting he is, they both are.)
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starker-asks · 2 years
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tell us what, peter? 👀
It's just like how Peter #2 makes his own webfluid, right? There's ...well- there's a bit of a biological difference between your guys' Peter and me. That's all.
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peachbabypie · 5 years
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U my waifu now
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fuck yes. waifu for everyone!!! 
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avocado-dark · 6 years
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Anybody, 21?
posting~ 
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*places hand on your head* fwiend
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