Idk if this counts as piss kink but I can’t stop thinking about that feral wolf hybrid toji anon and I hope it’s chill to add onto it !
Thinking of after a week he hasn’t left you, not even made an attempt to leave your place since he knows you’ll just lock him out, he stands in the bathroom doorway one morning all rumpled and sleepy while you brush your teeth. He just watches you for a long moment before he steps around to the toilet.
Heat reaches your face when you realize what he’s doing. He grips his meaty dick and starts doin his business, so you face away while you brush your teeth, trying to ignore the very heavy stream coming from the not so flaccid thing behind you. You become hyper aware of your toothbrush’s movements in and out of your mouth…
And when he grunts in relief when he’s done, he gives himself a few languid strokes as he looks over at you, just a couple sleepy tugs, and then he’s hunching out of the bathroom to raid your fridge.
Hybrid wolf toji oh I know he is SOOOOO heavy. Lots of happy trail…. I have gross things to say I’ll put them in the tags
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ah, crap.
I gave up and started watching Almost Paradise. I don't want to like it! but I'm not even a minute in and there's his stupid face and his arms and he's adorable and I hate it (I love it 😭)
and then this: "just boom. heart failure. and trust me, that's worse than penis failure" cool 👍
and now he's been hit in the face by a beach ball 😌 awesome
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You know.... It makes me wonder how Akamaru would react to walking in on his best buddy Kiba fucking the life outta his girlfriend. Or when the two notice Kibas best buddy walked into the room lol.
oh god, it would be so awkward because it’s bad enough when pets stumble into the room whenever you’re doing the nasty, but having akamaru, who literally perceives the world on the same level as any other human does, would literally be sheer and utter embarrassment.
like, i can just imagine kiba turning his head to the side all of a sudden and going, “for fuck’s sake, man, can’t you see i’m busy…? out!” the moment he sees him sitting at the now fully opened doorway, watching your entangled limbs and sweaty faces with an angled head.
you’ve got your legs on your boyfriend’s shoulders, one of his hands is right beside your head, the other is wrapped around your throat. his fingers tremble against your skin as you let out a pained little noise and start to shrink into yourself, trying to hide your body and face, but when kiba throws a pillow his way to get him to move, akamaru just stays completely still and scoffs in response.
and that causes them to bicker.
“i told you, you can’t be here for stuff like this!”
another scoff.
“hey. don’t gimme that attitude.”
a soft thump of a paw.
“we’ll go for a walk after i’m done, not when you feel like it!”
“oh, you’re done, all right,” is all you have to add to this conversation at some point. the mood is definitely ruined despite that the dog finally turns and leaves with its snout raised high into the air in an almost poshy manner and leaves the door wide open just to provoke its owner even further.
and after all that’s done and over with and you creep out of the bedroom semi-dressed and still feeling embarrassed as hell; cue to akamaru giving you both the side eye every chance he gets for the next week or so.
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