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the levels of flusterness — nerdy wizard edition
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xx-sketchy-xx · 1 month
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Uh oh.. I may have fallen for the grey tube. Lol auuuuuuuuu
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popjunkie42 · 7 months
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I commissioned this piece from the fabulous and talented b_astora! Rhys in his full nerd glory with glasses. I’m over the moon. @b-astora
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soulstuffjunkie · 11 months
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It is Bully Kaveh hours at Lambad’s.
After seeing @blithe-bee ‘s Diagnosis fan art, I knew I had to make my own because it’s currently the only outlet I have for my Sumeru boys brainrot. Genshin has me in a chokehold 😭 (not that I’m complaining 💀) and the Diagnosis song is a vial of serotonin right to the brain.
Go watch the fan animated MV by @/a_kaeyada on IG!!
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extraaa-30 · 3 months
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Y'ALL LITERALLY STFU PERCY IS REPRESENTATION FOR THE GREEK MYTHOLOGY GIRLIES
are you telling me at 12 years old you, greek mythology gay on tumblr, would NOT have clocked every monster??? are you REALLY DEFINITELY SURE ABOUT THAT???
bc bestie I'm sorry but 12yo me was WAITING for opportunities like percys. i'd be like hmm who wants the bolt if it's not hades EXCESSIVE & UNNECESSARY KNOWLEDGE IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE dw y'all I've been training for this
Except literally Sally was training Percy for this.
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total-drama-brainrot · 2 months
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TD World Tour AU, where Noah is Chris’s Assistant from the start of World Tour, instead of a contestant ... Alejandro tries to charm Noah, like Alejandro had charmed Chef, but Noah is immune to his charms... What if Assistant Noah still told Owen that Alejandro is like 'an eel dipped in grease' and Alejandro CAN'T get rid of Assistant Noah for saying that?... Would they have a weird frenemy relationship for the rest of the show?... With Alejandro sometimes teasingly flirting with Noah, like he does with Heather? 😘
In my take on an Assistant Noah AU, Noah would be entirely immune to Alejandro's charm, not because he's switched on to The Archvillain's true colours (which, he is, but I digress) but because Assistant Noah is The Saltiest Bitch.
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Imagine with me, for a moment, that you've landed yourself a pretty sweet gig; you're the personal assistant of an A-list celebrity who's only real job at the moment is hosting and directing one (1) reality TV show. The pay is really good and the job itself comes with a tonne of benefits, plus it's the perfect position for you to develop networks within the business (Noah canonically mentions "working his way up this 'biz", implying he has a desire to continue in the field of showbusiness).
Now imagine with me that said celebrity is Chris McLean, renown sadist and all-around disaster of a man. This guy absolutely pawns off the majority of his work onto you, meaning it falls onto your shoulders to; corral the on-set interns into some semblance of competency, make sure that each challenge is properly set up and ready to go, make sure Chris himself is set up and ready to go, and put up with regular coffee run requests. That's a lot of work for one 16~17 year old, even if you are a certified genius.
You're overworked, sleep-deprived and two seconds away from snapping at the nearest intern at any given moment.
And then, during the filming of the latest season, the guy you hand picked to star in the non-existent "Total Drama Dirtbags" (mostly because he was better looking than his brother, who also applied) tries to charm and flirt his way into you giving him advantages in the competition- or at the very least, trick you into divulging information on their next challenge. It's as if he thinks you're somehow not aware of the fact that he's a total scumbag, despite knowing you work on the show and therefore have seen both his acts of sabotage and the confessions in which he plots them.
Suffice to say, you're kind of insulted. I mean, really? Flirting? You don't even have time for something as trivial as a relationship, or even a fling! There's challenges to set up, international negotiations to suffer through, and unpaid interns to boss around- your schedule's booked!
And yet he keeps flirting with you, even after you've snubbed him multiple times. At this point you're pretty sure it's become a point of wounded pride for him, instead of the game tactic it started as; after all, his charms have worked on pretty much everyone on the cast, what makes you so different?
Eventually, as the herd thins, you decide to warn your best friend (who's somehow miraculously remained in the competition, despite his 'team leader's' obvious dislike of him) about Alejandro's less-than-noble intentions. Owen misconstrues your selfless act of solidarity as a sign of jealousy, or god forbid 'denial of your feelings', towards Alejandro. Which, what? No, that's not it at all! The one time you try to be a good friend and this is how you're repaid?
Alejandro overhears this, unfortunately, and seems to take the fact that you're not fooled by his obviously fake mask as some sort of personal affront. Of course, as the person who's essentially running the show, there's not much he can do to you besides carry on being the nuisance he is- which is exactly what he does, but more.
Suddenly, his flirting from before seems like nothing, because now he's really trying to get under your skin with that same plastic charm; it's like he took the dial to his natural flirtatiousness and turned it to eleven. It's annoying. And worse, it's getting in the way of your work flow.
You'd love to stage his elimination, but you know the public outcry from his untimely departure from the show would outweigh the relief of being rid of him, so you resolve to do as you have been; ignoring Alejandro until he gets bored. (That's easier said than done- he's really good at getting under your skin, like the thorns on a rose bush.)
To make matters Even Worse, your elusive appearances on the show- as Chris' personal assistant it would be impossible to avoid the cameras entirely, but you'd bribed the editing team to cut as much of your unwitting footage from the final edit as they could- paired with your 'entertaining dynamic' with Alejandro has the viewers clambering for more, so now you're obligated to act as a de facto co-host alongside your boss.
So now you're stuck having to at least acknowledge Alejandro, if only to give the editors something to work with. Great.
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At least, that's what my take on an Assistant Noah AU would entail.🤷‍♀️
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Things James Potter Has Said
Moony either you remove your damn shoes before you enter the dorm or I Vanish them. How the fuck are they covered so much dirt, you don't even go near the Quidditch pitch!
Sirius, you will sit down and let me put your hair up in a bun or so help me Gods i will shave it all off. (*smirk* you wouldn't. You love my hair more than I do.)
I swear if Gerard (gryffindor seeker) doesn't get his shit together before the Ravenclaw match I'm going to make him cry with the amount of training I pile on his head.
No, Evans! Irving's Law clearly states that *winds off into the accurate statement of said ridiculously complicated law* and you cannot use 7x² divide the integral of y, that doesn't work here! (He's arguing NEWT Arithmancy with her)
Sirius I'm boorreedddddddd! ... *doe eyes* can we kiss? (Fuck yeah, get over here)
*stares at Sirius* that is a terrible idea... Let's do it.
REMUS! GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
Peter, you have Charms homework. Play with Lady Charlotte (the dorm cat) after you finish that.
Sirius. No.
Remus. No.
Peter. No.
I am the only one that gives a shit about how clean the dorm is. Nobody else ever helps me. Ingrates, all of you!
Marlene I swear to fuck- just ask them out, shit's sake! (She's pining after Dorcas)
Do you think I can surf down the enchanted staircases without falling off the surfboard? (*Panicked Sirius noises*)
*scoffs* whatever the shit this is, it sure as fuck isn't tea. Fucking British people, don't even know how to make proper chai.
Gods dammit Sirius—
Remus if you don't eat everything on your plate I swear on my family's honour I will hold you down and force feed you like my mother used to do to me.
WHERE IS MY BOX SET OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS?! (Sirius hid it because James wasn't giving him attention. The trick backfired: James completely ignored him. Not for long tho; he wants kisses from Sirius.)
(Peter calls him a jock) James: *gasps in outrage* you take that back! Take that back right the fuck now, I am an out and proud nerd, how dare you—
*purrs like a cat and melts into a puddle of goo when Sirius rubs his hair and neck*
(marauders call him for a prank) nope. Not today, I'm studying. I have got to beat Lily in the Charms test tomorrow, or else I won't be able to show my face for the rest of the week out of sheer embarrassment.
Fuck's sake, Sirius! I look like I've been mauled! How am I supposed to hide the hickeys?!
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@narcissa-black-supermacy @the-chaosbringer @in-flvx @padfootastic @gracelesslady23 @mycupofrum @fiendishfyre @prongsfoot-wolfstar @siriuslystarbucks @strwbi-laces @roalinda @manavi-meera
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wheredidalltheusersgo · 5 months
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Dungeoff is good for the soul
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inchidentally · 5 months
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Thought you’d like this TikTok
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8aXWBas/
I saw someone say their going to be communicating in squeaks and giggles soon lollll
tysm anon!!
OK OK but you know what the squeaks and giggles made me realize?? when Lando is with Oscar he's Streamer Lando!
like there's very much F1 Lando where everything is dialed up for the cameras and he's also very much Paddock Nephew to everyone. that's where we get the screeching and the near catastrophic fails and being a brat with no filter because literally everyone loves when he's a brat with no filter.
but then there's streamer Lando who's squeaky and weird and talks in voices and I literally realized that the nerd in Oscar must've jumped OUT to Lando and that's how they went from new and awkward cute buddies at the start of the season to now communicating solely in noises and sarcasm and giggles.
it makes SO much sense why Oscar is such a difference from Lando's dynamic with most of the grid - and now I think of it the only other guys Lando's like that with are Alex and George who are also gigantic nerds oh god this is all coming together <3<3
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the-chaosbringer · 1 year
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More Prongsfoot Headcanons
Previous HCs
They're the It Couple of the school. They are so sickeningly in love and everyone else is jealous of it.
James will randomly go out into Hogsmeade to buy Sirius flowers. Sirius always lets him braid the flowers into his hair. It looks very odd; brightly coloured flowers in the black hair of a 6'4 tank dude who exclusively wears black clothes and silver punk jewellery, but the two of them like it.
Sirius though; Sirius randomly goes to Hogsmeade to buy James books. James mentions a book in passing that he wants but doesn't have the time to get? The book will be waiting on his bedside table in the morning when he wakes up. At this rate Sirius might as well just buy an entire library. (James, the giant bookworm, falls more in love every time.)
Sirius is obsessed with James' thighs, and James is obsessed with Sirius' neck. They would be just laying on top of each other doing nothing, and James would randomly just start sucking love bites into his throat, collarbones, shoulders. He says it helps him collect his thoughts. Sirius absolutely does not mind; he simply tilts his head back. James has fallen asleep sucking on Sirius' neck. Multiple times.
During sex though, James will dig his teeth into every possible area of Sirius' neck and shoulders. Fast forward to later in the day when they're in public, and everyone is uncomfortably aware of James' obvious limp and Sirius' bright purple hickeys, and both of them have self-satisfied smirks on their faces.
Sirius is generally a very chill dude. He doesn't get mad or angry a lot, but he does get annoyed, and when he does, he slips back into his French accent. James gets very flustered whenever he does that, and intentionally annoys him to his limits just to hear him speak French. (It gets him fantastic angry sex. The first time it happened, he couldn't sit or walk right for four days.)
Sirius never gets jealous, but he does get possesive. The one time someone dared to try and ask James out in front of him, he stood behind James and stared the poor boy down till he shuffled away in terror. James thinks it is extremely hot that he can make people piss their pants just by staring at them. Sirius thinks James is deranged. James argues that Sirius is the same. Sirius agrees.
Sirius doesn't play quidditch— he's on the broom racing team. He doesn't like playing quidditch. He loves watching it, sure, but he would never willingly get on a broom for quidditch... unless it's James asking him. Then he'll be the quickest on the pitch. (Again: he's ridiculously soft for James.)
Both of them took twelve OWLs; Transfiguration, Potions, Charms, DADA, Astronomy, Herbology, History of Magic, Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, Muggle Studies, CoMC, and Magical Theory. Both of them got Outstandings on all subjects. Remus was slightly mad about this; he'd slaved and slaved at studying, and he got Outstanding on only five of his his seven OWLs. Peter, on the other hand, was completely fine with his six Exceeds Expectations and one Outstanding in Muggle Studies.
Sirius finds out in the vacation before 7th year that Regulus has a "tiny" crush on James, and promptly laughs himself sick about it. Regulus doesn't talk to him for a month. When he does, it's to tell Sirius that his crush is gone. (Neither of them believe it, but Sirius lets it slide. As long as Reg doesn't try to fuck with their relationship, he doesn't care.)
Where Sirius gets possessive, James gets jealous. When Remus accidentally revealed his crush on Sirius, James accidentally forgot the silencing charms around his bed that night when he rode Sirius to oblivion. Neither Remus nor Peter can meet his and Sirius' eyes the next day, and James feels shameless victory curl in his chest even as Sirius gives him a knowing look. Sirius is his, and his alone.
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@ambrxsiaa @narcissa-black-supermacy @soopsiedaisies @in-flvx @achilleslikespeas @padfootastic @impishtubist @mycupofrum @fiendishfyre
(lmk if you want to be added or removed)
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sneeb-canons · 5 months
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Mind has a tail. its technically a plug to charge his arms but it can and does move like a tail.
Mind will constantly deny the fact that it is a tail and he bought a belt SPECIFICALLY with loops so he can pretend its just part of the belt. (nobody falls for it)
Headcanon #260
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gremlinoverlord · 2 months
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Things I've heard my friends say but in the form of dps quotes pt.1
ᵖᵒˢˢⁱᵇˡʸ ᵐⁱˡᵈˡʸ ���ˢᶠʷ ⁱᵈᵏ ᵗʰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʲᵘᵈᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ
Credit: @ghostly-starrs
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Knox: Charlie is trying to take my virginity
Charlie: I CALLED DIBS YESTERDAY
・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚.
Neil (in reference to Todd): were not gonna need a bed though
Cameron: knowing you, you might
・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚.
Meeks: smash because he's a sweetheart and I want my kids to have the sweetheart gene
・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚.
Pitts: your canonically ugly
Meeks: your canonically a bitch
・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚.
Neil: and you can fuck me aswell
Todd: no thanks
Todd: (proceeds to scream into pillow)
└── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┘
(some) quotes screamed by:
@maniacprincessenergy @majikpanda
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werewolfenthusiast · 10 months
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remus doing a crossword and sirius next to him doing a sudoku
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desi-yearning · 11 months
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The Gay Who Can Math.
@desi-lgbt-fest Day-1 : Dream gay aesthetic. <3
Made using Picrew by wervty.
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mistywaves98 · 9 days
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nerd! scara and shy! reader is a very good mix 😭😭
Really?? I honestly thought ppl wouldn't really like it but if they do I'll definitely do more of it with the reqs in my inbox trust 💪🏻💪🏻
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boxwinebaddie · 3 months
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i am not a tyde gal, but AHWGHK OWAH!!! thats so cuteee! i thought i was the only one who found like the always catching and realizing when narcoleptics were gonna have a sleep attack was cute (if that sentence made sense lol). THEY'RE BOTH DUMMY FINE!! like clyde is finneee. but tolkien is like FINEEE. i want them.
d'awwww <3 c': /you/ are so cute, friend! you and a plethora of other anons who have sent me in positive messages abt rm!tyde, haha!
it means a lot to me bc a large point of insecurity for me is that when i first entered the sp fandom, early on, i fell super hard into Style, which directly interacts with the main four/five or the cfpom in my ncu lore, so i focused heavily on them/their dynamic...which meant explored creek ( the other main sp ship ) and the craig and those guys boys waaaaay less and know...much less abt them.
in general...but also how they fit into my fanfictions.
however, we know how i am, i never put out anything for you guys unless i feel strongly about it and feel like it's been thoroughly researched and creatively curated by me in a way that aligns with the show that we love, the characters we care about and my lore/the universe that i am cobbling them into...
( -- which, if you sent me an ask about rm!craig, i promise i will get to it, i am still developing that lore as well as rm!tweeks [ again, be nice to me, i am very insecure abt them ]. if you sent me an ask about bebe or wen, also, please know i am still developing Them as well. again, i like to really carefully craft my characters and make sure there are not glaring plot holes/they are authentic to my canon/sp. )
...so when i debuted rm!tyde, i personally was very stoked on fuccboi dumb jock frat boy secret elle woods daddy issues clyde and chill crunchy vibes poetic artist fight the man golden boy celebrity tolkien, but i was nervous about how you all would perceive them.
Very Well, it seems!!!!! which absolutely THRILLS ME!!!! thank you guys for sending in validating asks -- it is my lifeblood. mWAH! <3
( also, sorry i made tolkien British...it had to be done. cheers, luv! xx )
and while i too was not initially a tyde girlie ( again, i am not that knowledgeable abt sp chars outside of style ) i'm love rm!tyde so much...they are so Cute to me. <3333
i feel like when they start dating, it's gonna be like clyde rolling up like *obnoxious jocky american accent vc* hey bro! ;), handing tolkien his tea from the coffee cart ( except it's Not bc clyde was not paying attention and grabbed a cup marked clara...smh, tolkien said it was the thought that counts ) speaking of him, he is definitely in the grass, sketching stuff listening to chill music and is the *posh london accent* hiya babes xx <3 boyfriend and then they kiss...Amazing.
BUT YES!!!! I LOVE NARCOLEPSY CLYDE SO MUCH!!!
SLEEPY KING
i feel like even as friends, they're in a study group for one of their classes talking to some girl and clyde's words start to slur and he's like swayinggg and the girl looks scared as Fuck but tolkien just catches him like it's nothing ( he is very used to this ) and the girl is like??? WHAT JUST HAPPENED IS HE OKAY DOES HE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL??? and tolkien very calmly with clyde In His Arms is like "don't worry, darling. he's quite alright; happens all the time. would you mind if we moved over to the couches, though?"
and she's just like "...." as they walk over there, then tolkien sits down, sets clyde's head on his lap, shrugs off his jacket, throws it over clyde's legs and their classmate is like "uh…should we do this later, maybe?" and tolkien's like "oh, no. he'll be out for a while. sleeps like an angel, snores like a bulldozer. very heavy too; wouldn't wake up for the apocalypse. now...where was i? oh, right! i Do think the system is inherently classist and fueled by capitalistic greed." HSADLKS
anyways...live laugh tyde, everybody.
-uncle nina, destroyer of sacred sp canon
p.s. i do think their running joke is don't sleep with anyone or fall for anyone else lmaoooooooo
OKAY EDIT: I HAD CLYDE HAVE TOLK TRY GREASY NASTY AMERICAN BOY FOOD ONCE AND…
ROOOOLLLL CLIP!
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i love them oh my goddddd
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