#nerdi speaks

[nerdicorntheshipper]

If colors had tumblr

🍀 greenasthegrass Follow

hate when yellow gets all the credit for being a primary color when it's literally r G b

⭐️ mellow-yellow Follow

uhh... i literally am a subtractive primary. like yeah it sucks that you don't get the recognition you deserve but you don't have to put down other colors

🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

at least you're on the color wheel :(

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💎 cyan-ide Follow

I hate colors whose hex codes start with F. It's literally such a red flag

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🔍 clearasday Follow

not absorbing light, not reflecting light, but a secret third thing (letting it pass through me)

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🔮therealroyalpurple Follow

you're in her dms, i'm a fundamental part of her personality. we are not the same.

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🍎 rubyred Follow

if you can't be represented by a wavelength of light you're not a real color

🌷 majestic-magenta Follow

this is literally so toxic wtf! colors that are perceived only when the short and long cones are activated together are valid!

🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

tired of ppl telling me i'm the "absence of color" and therefore not a color myself. like you don't get to choose how I identify!

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🎱 blackasmysoul Follow

why is everyone saying that orange is the new me. I literally haven't gone anywhere

🏀 thecolornotthefruit Follow

sounds like a skill issue????

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💎 cyan-ide Follow

stop saying me and blue look alike!!! we are literally different colors!!!

💙 therealroyalblue Follow

yeah i'm so much hotter than that

💎 cyan-ide Follow

fuck you

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thank you for coming to my tumblr post

#fake dashboard #dashboard simulator #nerdi speaks

[nerdicornnoir]

The ml polycule

#nerdi speaks #made this for my friend but thought I'd post it here #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #love square #adrinette #djwifi #marigami #adrigaminette #multishipper #multishipping #polyamory #feligami #adrinino #alyanette #feluka #lukanette #zoenette #zoe x alya

[pearly-sims]

My favorite bastards of all time (and space)

#starkid #ted spankoffski #tinky #t’noy karaxis #lords in black #time bastard #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #nightmare time #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #dee speaks

[considerablecolors]

this is canon trust me it came to me in a vision from webby herself

#hatchetfield universe #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes spoilers #nightmare time #nightmare time spoilers #lords in black #queen in white #webby #wiggly #tinky #pokey #blinky #nibbly #cc speaks

[tabooiart]

this hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!

#my art #fanart #starkid #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nibbly #nibblenephim #kim whalen #this one was significantly more difficult than tinky.. something about the angle of the head #also having to spend a lot of effort on the mouth which i usually dont like doing but cmon. its nibbly. the mouth is like his whole deal #ALSO THE HAIR WAS SUCH A BITCH TO PAINT #and the bedazzled visor...... honestly the whole thing #i like how it turned out tho!! #oh also if u look closely i gave him pig eyes!!! something about the lib human forms looking pretty normal aside from freaky eyes #alas i once again had to shrink it because the canvas was the same size as tink's #cmon man discord can handle my giant canvases tumblr needs to get it together #speaking of are there any like starkid/hatchetfield discord servers that are active someone let me in im pawing at the door like a kitty ca

[dontmixpaintinyourcoffee]

More of my favorite Prudes <3

Alright, left to right, top to bottom:

1. I just get the vibe that Grace has beef with Richie specifically but for no discernable reason ("Richie, the whole point is that it's in the dark!" + "No, this is where you GROW UP!") and the second the sentence popped into my head I had to draw it. Also consider how goddamn funny the image of Grace pulling bleach and gloves and a bone saw out of her backpack is because holy shit did she have a contingency plan

2. I think that Pete saw Ted as the coolest big brother in the world right up until the exact minute he introduced him to Steph and suddenly Ted had the power to be very embarrassing in front of Pete's friends. (He would be used to this, as this is standard older sibling shithead behavior, but he's never had friends for Ted to tease him in front of.) I do think the Spankoffski brothers are really interesting, especially with what an asshole Ted is. In Abstinence Camp Pete does seem to really look up to him. Ted does not hide the fact that he's a massive prick, so the fact that Pete sees him as a positive figure implies that he's one of the very few people that Ted actually tries to be a good person for. Makes a lot of sense too, the age gap between them is massive, so Pete has no way of knowing the kind of sleazy shit Ted does, he's just the cool older brother to him. Also heheheh I did the funny meme

3. All her brothers got one so I gave Webby a humansona. I don't know why she ended up looking like 90s Gwen Stacy but I kinda like it? I was going for classic straight-a student, not quite as frilly as Grace, but very academic and cute. I also think that Webby should be allowed to be a little cosmically horrifying as a treat (watching her casually fucking evaporate Willabella was so unnerving and cool, I would love more of that.) She lets herself be soft and gentle for Hannah's benefit, don't want to scare a little kid after all, but she exists far beyond those... Limitations.

4. Ok this one is highly inspired by a series of drawings by @samglyph , the concept of Ghost Ruth and Richie took my brain captive. So go show them some love!!!!!

#i speak on the sibling stuff as an eldest sibling so #npmd fanart #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #stephanie lauter #ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #webby hatchetfield #coffeepaintart #hatchetfield fanart #wow there was a lot of jazz hands during that murder

[prettypianoprincess]

Do you think if Richie was alive when they got the Black Book he would have made a reference to death note?

#nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #starkid #star kid #npmd #starkid npmd #npmd spoilers #jon matteson #sara speaks

[abeardoodle]

This is my head canon

#nerdy prudes must die #firebringer #starkid #starkid productions #pj npmd #reese npmd #npmd fanart #firebringer fanart #I have no basis for this hc other than uh eyebrows #but also pj was my favorite nerd even tho she did not speak

[gayboss-too-close-to-the-sun]

[id: the capybara “my tummy hurts but I’m being very brave about it!” meme edited to say “there’s a fuckin skeleun in here but I’m being very brave about it!” end id]

I swear Max Jägerman would be the biggest himbo if he was a decent person

#mom i love him #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #npmd #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes spoilers #max jägerman #i speak too much german to leave out the umlaut #I’d be scared of a fuckin skeleun too #starkid quotes

[thatdelusionalnerd]

Bully the bully to bury the bully is so much like follow the golden rule to follow the gold and rule

#Starkid #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #Npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #Twisted #twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier #Hatchetfield #cor speaks

[seductive-snail]

maturity is accepting that the spankoffski brothers will never be seen interacting and unlucky for y'all im a fucking child

#hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #nightmare time #starkid #team starkid #peter spankoffski #ted spankoffski #spankoffski bros #snail speaks

[nerdicorntheshipper]

What the fairy vs. walrus thing demonstration to me is that humans are a lot more willing to accept an impossible event over an improbable one.

You see, for an event you believe to be impossible to happen, you must be wrong about it's impossibility. It's not easy to accept that you are wrong about the fundamental nature of reality. But once you do, you suddenly find yourself in a world where it makes sense for the impossible event to occur.

When it comes to improbable events, however, Because our brains are bad at processing probability, we treat improbable events like impossible ones, with one key distinction. An improbable event occurring doesn't disprove it's improbability. There is no re-framing that makes a walrus at your door make sense. you're just stuck grappling with an improbable event

#nerdi speaks #fairy vs walrus #probability

[nerdicornnoir]

genderqueer lovesquare au where they both present as mostly fem as civilians but mostly masc as superheroes

Ladybug mentions that he has a crush on a girl in his class, and Adrien has a whole crisis bc "oh no he's straight" and Plagg has to remind them that they literally are a girl sometimes.

The same thing happens to Marinette when Adrien mentions thinking Ladybug is hot but she forgets for a minute that the "guy" in question is just her.

#yes his name is still Ladybug in this au and Chat still calls him “my lady” #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #love square #adrienette #ladynoir #miraculous au #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #nerdi speaks #trans adrien agreste #trans marinette dupain cheng

[pearly-sims]

W h a t ’ s i n y o u r p o c k e t S t e p h a n i e ?

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #stephanie lauter #starkid #starkid npmd #npmd spoilers #npmd fanart #nerdy prudes spoilers #dee speaks #myart #eyestrain #eye strain #eye strain tw #eyestrain tw

[konigsblog]

ugh, könig is such a geek, i bet he'd enjoy subjects like physics and chemistry, always correcting your english and grammar, and has so much knowledge on everything ... :(

smart, mean & cocky könig x dumb reader ... dumbification and the taunting !! 🫂

#nerdy könig... #long haired ginger könig with glasses :) #i saw fanart like that once... total brainrot !! :33 #he'd be so smart and mean to you #telling you you're being silly #slapping you across the face for getting a question wrong... #asking questions the entire time you're fucking #making you feel so so dumb #orla speaks #könig x reader #konig x reader #konig call of duty #konig cod #könig #könig call of duty

[subpar-celestial]

Just for once.

#nerdy prudes must die #just for once #ruth fleming #dont even speak on the legs #i havnt drawn a full body in ages #i used to dance had just been repeating in my head over and over