#no bc :(

[madame-mongoose]

What if Wheatley tried to kiss you but sense he doesn’t have a mouth he just bonks you with his head and sometimes you feel little zits of electricity because he’s trying so hard and he loves you so much

fuck you anon. im gonna kill you

#AUGDSGHADGHS #NO BC #AUGH #DIE DIE IDE #DIE #he woul.dd #he fucking wouldd #the electric shocks would kill me #bonmking him back #selfship #wheatley #my art #monnie answers

[tightjeansjavi]

When you realize that the current toxic relationship in your life is…your place of employment

#no bc #it’s true #and now it’s turning into a competition of who can close the most orders because my boss is a dickhead #and gave my coworker a big fat atta boy #then yelled at me for not closing as many orders #so now my coworker is swiping orders under my nose and not communicating #even though I have reiterated 5 times that our numbers have to be even #universe if you’re listening #please help me get out #idc if they fire me #just get me out #because I’m not going to start fighting for work #when the company is dead as it is and there is no work #stfugi #vent post #my eye is twitching

[sapphosclown]

i would like to officially put it out there

lydia calling cynthia handsome and pretty boy

#no bc #no but bc #lydia using masc compliments for cynthia lives sooo rent free in my head #cynthia always blushes really bad which makes lydia do it even more #i commented this in the tags of someone else’s post but i keep think ab it #grease rise of the pink ladies #rise of the pink ladies #rotpl #cynthia zdunowski #lydia rotpl #cynthia x lydia #lynthia

[osachiyo]

help why did gordon ramsey x reader smut show up on my dash..

#౨ৎ — rambles・ #NO BC #READER ENDED IP WITH DABABY AT THE END SOMEHOW #WHAT THE HELL #it was obv a crack fic #and i read it #BC OF CURIOSITY OFC ION WANT ANYONE SAYING IM INTO GROGON RAMSNEY #OR DABABY

[thedreemer-artrequestsopen]

Some ppl are shifting for love, others for the experience

I JUST WANT A MOTHER FIGURE WHO LOVES ME WAAHHH

#age regression blog #cg!natasha #reality shifting #anti shifters dni #age regressor #sfw agere #marvel mcu #mcu agere #shifting community #no bc #mama natasha #Like ffhdhshdshsh #mommy issues

[crackedpumpkin]

what do you mean dragon rising season 3 isnt out yet

#no bc #i just finished watching #what the fuck #my jay #lovely jay walker #why #and kai #i think im in shock guys #im actually in disbelief #this season had me SAT #ninjago #lego ninjago #cole brookestone my beloved

[seneon]

twinsies (they r the same person your honor)

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE

#no bc #we dont call the mashle one kaldo #we call him #mashle jouno #dedass #cuz jouno is the og #same person same font different verse #★ kyo #⋆ ❨ sennies ❩ ֢֢֢ ۟

[spncvr]

spencelle was SO REAL TO ME

#c won’t shut up! #spencelle #MY LOVES #NO BC #EVERYHTING PIINTS TO THEM #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #im so normal #SOOOO NORMAL

[shellxrls]

do you guys ever read your own smut and be like ‘i wrote that??… how fucking horny and depraved omg.’

#no bc #it’s an actual problem why do i feel the need to be that freaky at 8am oh my goddd

[creampz]

hate how days after i post i finally proof read my works to see how many atrocious spelling mistakes i have 😃😃😃😃

#vegas shut up. #no bc #i remember i mixed up ‘cock’ with ‘cook’ #oh i wanted to die #GRAMMARLY DONT DO SHIT! #this y i just raw dog 😪 #pause.

[hasilballward]

Almost done with Loki season 2 ep 3 (I have abt 15 min left) and um. What is miss minutes on about bro💀 like what I’m so uncomfortable rn😭

#I’m uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in the studio here today boys #no bc #why am I watching a hologram of a clock try to rizz up a human man #Marvel would rlly rather give us this instead of lokius huh #loki season two #loki series #lokius #loki #loki laufeyson #miss minutes

[firelise]

I am gripping the table

#i actually hate this show i just decided #no bc #wait #wait wait wait wait #not like this lord wait #camille watches #unknown the series

[bitethehandthatneedsme]

paramore is timhawk pilled

#no bc #why do all these fit so well #tim laughlin #hawkins fuller #hawk fuller #fellow travelers

[ophanim-vesper]

I just realized the 'human guiding their alien/monster/nonhuman lover through the human world' trope is very neurodivergent-coded bc it's basically someone helping someone they love through basic, everyday tasks that they struggle with and being unconditionally loving and patient the entire time.

"oh you don't know how to laundry? Don't worry I'll teach you"

"need help using the stove? It's ok I'll help"

"unaware of common greetings, slang or other customs? It's alright I understand"

"don't know how to do common tasks that most people, including myself, know how to? It's ok I still love you regardless and I will help you every step of the way"

yeah so I guess that's why I love this trope so much.

#neurodivergent #romance trope #ship dynamic #relationship dynamic #writing trope #human x nonhuman #monster love #adhd #no bc #it comforts me so much #I'm so used to being met with frustration when I can't do a basic task #so seeing this trope is so comforting to me #this could also be a parent and child trope if you like #both? Both. Both is good #shitpost

[antoniosalieri]

mozart and salieri bl debut

#new south korean production of mor everyone cheered #stream jazz for two when it comes out march 27th !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #(im joking its not mor related) #but it looks like enemies to lovers is2g if they make a mozalieri parallel reference anything ill kms #no BC #WHY IS SALIERI THERE #LIKE #salieri beating the not famous allegations !!!!!!!!!!!! #no bc he has to be there for gay reasons theres just no other explanation i will keep everyone posted

[imsaanvikhanna]

Hello Hi What the Fuck

#no bc #what was i on