#no but this is about to be my trademark lmfao

[ovaryacted]

Hello??! Sub!Leon??? Absolutely sign me the fuck up. Ok ok so. Hear me out.

First time, the absolute first time Leon has a prostate orgasm, he fucking cries. Either pegging, dick or fingering, the moment he feels that specific part inside of him get touched, he sees fucking stars.

This dude goes full hentai shit. His eyes roll back, he’s drooling, his tongue is hanging out, he’s babbling uselessly. His brain literally can’t comprehend how good he feels because of it!

I’d imagine that Leon also gets vocal. More vocal than ever. Normally he’s a quiet guy. Maybe some moaning and grunts but when your rubbing his prostate? Yea he’s speaking another language. Dude is Italian American, imagine if he starts speaking fucking Italian. HE doesn’t even understand what he’s saying, he’s just repeating words he heard from his parents growing up.

His voice is also an octave higher. He tries to cover his mouth at first, but it’s useless. He becomes a crying, moaning, babbling bitch.

I’d also imagine Leon’s thighs shake when he cums. Oh and he cums HARD. He actually forgets how to breathe for a bit because of the orgasm slamming into him.

And afterwords? Woah mama. He’s beautiful, breathing heavily, tears and drool marking his pretty face. Just…Mwuah~ <3

MDNI/18+. NSFW

Hey there anon! Thank you so much for the message, I’ll be glad to sign you up to the Sub! Leon fan club. Yes I’m totally listening, putting my ear real close to you right now.

I think the first time he cums like that, it will probably change his whole life and literally give his brain a hard reset. Like sure, he’s had good orgasms before, but never something that made black spots come into his vision, or something that made his legs shake the way they’re currently doing on the mattress. He never thought that sex could feel so good, and experiencing that much relief would genuinely be something that he’ll continue to ask for in the safety of another person who can provide that for him.

The way his mind just fizzles out when it happens, how there isn’t a single thought that goes through his head. It takes him off guard, how it’s just static between his ears and he’s stuck in a daze. For the first time in his life he’s not thinking about his trauma, about missions, about anything. His head is just empty and he loves it, and he finds himself someplace far away and wants to stay there for a while longer. To me, Leon is a sentimental guy, he’d be the type to cry during sex cause he’s clingy and affectionate. But when he’s the one on the receiving end, it makes him feel safe, and having someone who helps to genuinely make him feel good and focuses on his pleasure, he’ll be more inclined to cry from the release of it.

Poor baby is so pent up that the moment he cums he can feel his whole body shake from it. It starts from his thighs which nearly cramp from how hard they flex, and a chill runs down from his calves and to the balls of his feet. His toes will curl a little bit and his fingers will dig into the bed sheets, and he swears he feels his ears ringing from the force of it. He just starts mumbling under his breath, trying to get his heartbeat back to normal and is saying things like I love you in such a whiney voice that it doesn’t even sound like him. He’s babbling and saying anything that comes to mind as any logic just leaves him permanently. Tears down his face, drool running out of his mouth, face all red, he’s a damn mess but he’s your pretty mess. He’s so hypersensitive that any little movement or touch makes him jolt the slightest bit, and it’s almost embarrassing but he doesn’t have the brain power to give a fuck considering how good he feels.

You’d probably have to spend some time bringing him back to reality, praising him and kissing him over his body gently to calm him down. Leon would be so clingy afterwards, just wants to put his head on your chest and let you run your fingers through his hair, whispering sweet nothings in his ear that will ease him to sleep in 3 minutes flat. It’ll be the best he’s slept in a while too, getting a full 8 hours at least, just feeling warm and satisfied. And when you look down at him, there’s a small smile on his face as he sleeps, like he’s dreaming of something good and not having a nightmare, kissing his forehead as he dozes off with his limbs wrapped around you. You fuck him good and you baby him after, that’s what he likes and what he craves, and of course, you’re more than happy to provide.

Also, the fact that you said he’d start speaking Italian was so fucking funny, it made me chuckle. Very real. 😭

#ovaryacted asks #sub leon kennedy #sub leon kennedy smut #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy smut #leon kennedy headcanons #resident evil x reader #resident evil smut #GET THE STRAP #no but this is about to be my trademark lmfao #I love thinking and talking about this tho #Leon deserves to be fucked good and babied after #you ate this up anon #like wow your brain is so big

[silent-neutral]

Preview of a short nsfw comic I finished earlier this month context and link below cut

Click here for link - Don't view if under 18 Short indulgent comic. I have way too many ideas on how these 2 express themselves to one another, really...it has to do with how I view their character, and since both are very reserved, they're kinda moody deep down in my book (especially him) hurrhurr. And I have headcanons about Ada, so hence why she's emotional: Ada, who couldn't allow herself to be closer to Leon, has ultimately found herself falling for the stoic Commander.  Perhaps guilt kept her from being transparent to Leon whom in comparison is a trademark "Good Guy".. Unlike herself. Leon deserves someone who is open and can actually be there for him without endangering his life, she tells herself. But with Dragunov, who says close to nothing, can read her and know that she is no different from himself - a weapon that follows orders and ignores their own desires...for a greater good or for a higher purpose of another, whatever that may be. 

But alas, Ada is as she once said - just a woman...that fell in love.  And Dragunov for all his pride and worth is still just a man with his own desires... probably feeling that and relating to another for the first time.  Well, that's the gist of it anyway, without dumping a whole ass fic I write for myself for the past decade lmfao;; ... ooOOOOooo so ooc you say? It could be worse. *coughs*

#ada wong #re4 #resident evil 4 #sergei dragunov #tekken #dradanov #crossover #comic #finally something done from my 2023 to-do list ugh

[magici-if]

Martin zoning out is so sad 😭 he's fr a sad wet cat 😔, but would any of the Ro's fight back to gain Mc's affection again? (Beaides dem, of course, seeing as her way would be gift giving) what if they realize their attempts are actually working?

a sad wet cat is so accurate for Martin lmfao (referring to this post)

i wrote a whole papyrus for echo cus I was like “hear me out-” as legit NO ONE agreed w me that Echo would try to regain MCs affection. idc my friends don't know her like i do

(everyone is here, i just changed the order)

Would give up/respect MC's wishes:

Dominic, Harley, Martin

Dominic is very passive in general (there's a joke somewhere), it's not that he wouldn't make the first move, but if MC moves on and says they don't have feelings for him anymore, he'll respect that and find ways to cope. It's ingrained in him: the thought that he can somehow change MC's mind or affect the outcome is 100% foreign to him.

She'd be devastated by it, but Harley would respect MC until the end and long for the moment her feelings would also fade away. What she wants most of all is to be with MC, and if that can't happen in a relationship, she'll take all she can get and be a good friend to them.

Martin is a gentleman: it would hurt him a lot, but he'd definitely give up on the whole situation and acknowledge that MC has moved on & he should too. Unlike Dominic, it's also a matter of insecurity for him. He feels that he lost his chance forever: he somehow made MC like him once, but that 'mistake' won't happen twice, in his mind.

Would try to regain MC's affection:

Demetra, Echo, Evander

As I said, Demetra would immediately activate and retrace all the steps that led to MC liking her. She would be very methodical about it, such as by getting MC the book they said they really wanted to read, watching the movie MC is obsessed with at the moment so they can talk about it, etc.

If she realised her attempts were working, she'd straight-up admit her feelings.

She'd have a blast if MC specifically asked her what she was doing, squinting their eyes at her. "Just trying to get you to like me again.", she'd very shamelessly answer. wink wink

If one could ghost someone irl, that's what Echo would do, at least in the beginning. Again, she'd mostly avoid MC, the thought of trying to regain their affection not even crossing her mind.

However, she would probably either 'slip up' and tell MC about her feelings in the heat of the moment, or decide to tell them to gain closure or get it off her chest. She may avoid MC in the beginning, but at the end of the day, she misses them and longs for their presence.

Once the cat's out the bag, her friends will have definitely succeeded in hyping her up to do this and that to regain MC's affection. After realising her attempts might be actually working (after a lot of convincing on her friends' part) she'd ask them out and confess her feelings...again.

A joint or a few shots beforehand, MC and Echo sitting on the grass, Echo with a paper in hand. She'd either read it out loud or pass it to MC, so they could read it while she'd hide her face in her arms.

And if MC was unhinged enough to read it out loud-

Evander would treat it like a huge joke to save face; but under all the humour, he'd hide his real feelings. He would firstly bring it up under the disguise of a funny one-liner; then go radio silent about it, and never mention it again after realising MC has moved on.

He would still try to regain their affection, though in his own special little way. He'd try to use his trademark jokes and tease MC a lot about everything, even the dumbest things. He would act like a caricature of himself, thinking that's what made MC like them in the first place, so he'd pump the Evanderness up to 100.

If he noticed his attempts to be working, he'd go back to the 'normal' Evander; he'd joke about liking MC and stop annoying them on purpose so much. He still wouldn't do anything too direct though, at most he'd sent 'ironic' pics of him holding a rose with his teeth (he thinks he's hilarious) and ask MC to hang out a lot.

#appreciate the cats pls #if wip #interactive fiction #magici: evander #magici: demetra #magici: martin #magici: harley #magici: echo #magici: dominic

[trevosinhotrans]

Every day drawing an hc of a Ninjago character. Day №11

HELLO!!! Today is a very good day for me (my fnaf collection books arrived, Charlie's trilogy :DD but that doesn't have much to do with this post, I just wanted to share) For those who don't know it's that thing again, that every day I draw an hc for a Ninjago character (I use a filter, and i do the character that comes out) And for today's character it was Ultra Violet!! I'll admit, I wasn't at all excited about doing her, that hair was a pain, but I ended up getting excited and it's... Well you'll see

I think that so far she was the one I was most excited about and did in my own way as I wanted. Okay then, well (she's badass) she's part of a motorcycle gang, I had to make her exaggerated. First point She has a forked tongue (I don't know if you can see, but I did it), she has piercings in her navel, nose, eyebrow, ears and tongue (I don't even know if that's possible with the forked tongue so I'm sorry if I made that mistake lol, but it looks fvcking cool!!) I kept her tattoos and added one more on her arm (I think I could have even glued more) ear plugs because she can🗣️🗣️ I didn't know how to interpret her outfit very well so I put on the jacket and she's wearing a top underneath (I love her jacket help!! It's so beautiful, and you can still make out her muscles) I put the cigarette in because I have an obsession with drawing cigarettes (vapor without judgments about) Although I thought about saying she has violet eyes (lol) I think gray suits her better.

The fact of using only one glove is that I don't know but my heart said that all Garmadon's children use the glove on only one hand (maybe with the exception of Mr. E) like a trademark

I think now you understand when I said I got carried away LMFAO, but I actually really enjoyed it. No one asked but I liked adding some body hair to her (it's barely noticeable but I did it)

Drink water u all kisses kisses

(and sorry for the big text and bad English)

#lego ninjago #ninjago #lego ninjago fanart #ninjago hc #ninjago fanart #fanart #every day drawing an hc of a ninjago character. #ultra violet #ultra violet ninjago #ninjago ultra violet #sons of garmadon #ninjago s8 #ninjago sons of garmadon

[viiridiangreen]

there is Real Shit happening in the world but my idiot brain decided to rant about Funko Nerds for a sec sorry

listen it's whatever i'm not about to pull a picture of someone's ShelfieTM(💀) and have an aneurysm over it like Some Twitterheads did over pics of white ladies' stupid pointless consumerist stanley cup collections which ARE dumb and annoying and woefully uncreative expressions of suburban soulrot etc yet. harmless in the grand scheme of things (esp when some of those ladies' husbands collect firearms lmfao I DIGRESS). im not gonna name names im not gonna repost anyone's pic im not gonna go be an asshole in their comments.

but i do need to rant On This Here My Toxic Dump Of A Blog for a sec bc i just don't get.... the breed of collector that i'm gonna call Funko Nerd 4 short

like i GET the impulse to be Part Of The Club and ig a couple pieces of official merch have At Times caught my eye. a few have made me deranged obsessed unwell. I DID make that extremely silly art trade with this furry i met online where i drew its fursona in exchange for a code for bluesky which i ended up using like twice and the chance to buy a years old yet unworn Very Cool destiny sweatshirt off them. i was Besotted since that particular merch drop Dropped because it DOESN'T scream to the four winds that it's A Game Merch but instead it all had the First Light Lunar Installation logo.... stealth nerd apparel my beloved. i don't wanna look like a fan of the thing i wanna look like someone IN or FROM the thing. designers of shit like that you get it. i love you. i would've gone for the boots too on either that or the Europa drop if i'd had disposable income at the time.

BUT. UHH. if i ever found myself or a close loved one filling shelf after shelf & maybe getting a whole dedicated piece of light-up furniture for like. Licensed Merch perhaps even Still In Its Box & Meant To Remain There i'd just. i'd want piglet to pull the trigger yknow? lmao

and like i FULLY GET the impulse to collect shit. gathering Trinkets and Thingamabobs and Tchotchkes is the absolute shit. minimalism be damned magpie swag is hot & sexy etc whatever

but WHY.... THE HELL.... would someone choose to collect samey mass produced shit when fanmade merch sometimes even HANDMADE is fucking RIGHT THERE ?????

and the folx who collect Funko Shit tend to have -10000 sense of visual harmony & taste. they just throw all the shit together and expect that bc fellow nolifers know how much it costs how long delivery takes how limited the runs are they'll be impressed but i just. gag. even when each individual thing is a nice & well made figurine or charm or pin or whatever instead of pukeworthy to begin with & only lent value through Licensing the way it happens w actual funkos..... it looks sososososo ugly just thrown together like that.

whatever. it's not Bad it just Deeply Offends my sense of aesthetics. if i'm gonna spend money on silly vidyagaem / generally geeky stuff i want it to approximate the look of something that came From Within The Thing's Fictional Universe. & not just give "Worthless-Until-Licensed Plastic Garbage To Make Money Off The Thing" vibes.

i'd rather have like. a tiny handful of things that were made with love for both the inspiration and the craft. that feel good as hell to hold or use or look at. that would only get clocked as Nerd Shit by someone who's been in the trenches & has crawled exactly as deep inside the creators' asshole as you have....... than a whole spare room's worth of things designed by an overworked underpaid intern to fulfill the collectibles quota or w/e. but that's just me!!

this goes for tattoos too. every time i see someone get a TRADEMARKED LOGO ETCHED DIRECTLY INTO THEIR INTEGUMENTARY SYSTEM i projectile vomit inside ✨💖👌

this Grievance is Especially Silly coming from ME like. my living space objectively looks (& functions) like shit. these ppl showing off their Nerd Caves tend to At Least have like. Real Indoors Finishes And Furnishings instead of unsealed concrete nonsense and Insect Condos masquerading as walls. but. yeagh i like to imagine that if i lived in an apartment that was Made & Meant To Be An Apartment (instead of a halfassed halfconverted storage area / outdoor garage...) & had a moderate budget for decoration (???? fucking bougie propaganda brainrot 2 even think abt that in my situation lmfaooooo). i'd make Slightly More Tasteful Choices.

also i'm not vagueing anyone i've literally only seen this nonsense on facebook / lil bit on twitter

#viitalks #stealth geek #<- & its Arch Enemy.... #funko geek #q #scheduled from last week

[pupkashi]

The jokes about sukuna eating his twin are insane TikTok is so funny when it comes to jjk jokes😭😭 and thanks for giving the link for that Satoru fic I want to be a doctor (restudying for exams this year bc last year was so bad🤧🤧🤧)and bc I want to be a doctor it was so cute I want to write about my opinions before rbing👉👈 and can I also join to do calling Satoru angel boy club🥺🥺🥺 and can I send TikTok’s of edits that I find good if it’s not too much it’s late here so I am saying good night but if you see this in the morning GOOD MORNING 🌞🌞🌞

-🌙

YEAH LMFAO “who is that trying to kill you” “that’s unc 😭😭” LIKE ??:);$3$2&

good luck on your exams !!!! is it the mcat you’re taking ? I’m not sure what med students have to take to get into med school 😭

yes ofc u can join !!!! it’s not trademarked or copyrighted by any means he is everyone’s angel boy :3 and yeah feel free to send any edits you want :]

it’s only 3 pm where I’m at but have a good night !!! sleep well 🫶🏼

#🌙 anon #we just got a letter

[masonsystem]

too sick to draw or do anything else which means its the perfect time to watch mca and be a little autistic nitpicky bitch about it. planning to do a post like this per episode, this one's for episode One. well episode one part one bc nothing in my life is easy and i keep forgetting theres a fucking image limit for posts 🙄

- I HATE THIS FUCKING ANIME ok i needed to get that off my chest...... groaned so loudly at the first four seconds fucking... Church Bells and POLES?!?!? POLES?!?!!! i hate shaft's enviromental choices ok moving on

- how the fuck did i not realize that ayano's VA is rena ryuugu lmfao its all i can hear nowadays

- right theyre on a fucking clock... for some reason.... also honestly i dont like ayano's voice that much. like the voice is fine but i dont think it fits ayano's character

- also this clock sucks i wish it was like more More you know more gears more machinery like ep12 insanity ok wait. are shinaya 3d models here lmfao.. maybe?

- i like this line. saur mysterious

- hahaha.... the Kaien Panzermast

now that i think abt it i have no idea why its called kaien panzermast. like i what its referring to (the song siren thing thats telling kids to go tf home) but what the hell is a Kaien Panzermast?

- this scenery is near meaningless to kagepro literally just a whole bunch of nothing when i say i hate shaft's choices for this anime..... like what is any of this shit. also orange??!? orange of all colors..... god damn man

like yes ok its the evening BUT THIS IS KAGEROU PROJECT. GIVE ME MY RED AND BLUE!

-- this part is cool tho. a bit too heavy handed in the symbolism but i appreciate the gesture

- lol at this:

BECAUSE SHE DIDNT! not until 2017 lmfao. this makes me suspect that the revelations from mr2 were initially supposed to be in the anime. but in the end for whatever reason it couldnt fit itself there, so the only revelation we got was The First Tragedy Exists. and no elaboration.... now that i think of it, iirc me and many fans were pretty thrown off from this opening back when it first aired cuz this was like, the first time we've seen ayano act like this. wait. let me check my timeline

ok nvm lol. second time. first time shes ever like this is in the manga:

but anyways back in 2013/2014 before the LTM episode, there was like no context whatsoever for Why Is Ayano Like That. so that was a doozy

- damn can u imagine working on some songs writing a novel and getting these amazing voice actors to voice ur characters... ohhh i wouldnt know how to act

-HJEKHJSKDFHASJKDFH THIS LOOKS CHEAP AS HELL HELP ME

i mean thats um. one way to show a timeline getting thrown away... I Guess. ignoring the fact that Mary Has Long Hair (which she shouldnt), its a cool visual idea but the execution is um... hfjkssjk

- hehe

headphone actor mv on the left and mca countdown thingy on the right. holy shit they are near identical damn, i just thought they were similar but no, its practically identical. thats so cool T_T if only the rest of this anime was this cool.... whatever onwards i go

- shintaro's stupid futuristic high-rise apartment... i loathe thee

- the fuck is this

- first instance of shaft's trademark of putting random shit on the screen and im already annoyed its gonna be bad for me for the rest of this rewatch if i can even last that long. i know i will at least til ep 10 (11???) cuz i need to see baby mekatrio

- no aku benci lmfao shaft hates to animate so much they threw this story into the future so they could just conveniently project things onto shintaro's cyberwall hahaha..... i fucking hate this anime

- looks like shintaro was drawn by 4 different artists in these various shots that only span like 5 seconds

- damn in the anime its not even ene's fault that shintaro spilled the soda lmfao. thats all on him this time

- also shinene's voices are srsly perfect

- XX you say...... 🤨

- storyboarding sucks shit they went from flashback to not a flashback to flashback again my fucking god dude. the only reason i can make sense of any of it is cuz im rewinding every little thing

- literally no reason to add 'roomie' to this translation but it made me laugh so I GUESS

maybe i should hunt for the official crunchyroll subs. but im too lazy

- lmfao

text from Mekakucity Talkers 24, translated by x0401x. only difference from tht and the screenshot is that shintaro still has hair lol

- hm. i wish it made a bigger deal of shintaro leaving the house. yeah he threw a fit but i wish the actual stepping outside aspect was more dramatic yknow. like how Children Record emphasized it

- WHY IS THIS CITY SO EMPTY

- also curiously this episode is missing this sentence from shintaro abt someone rebuilding the city bit by bit which is in the novels and the manga, which is meant to foreshadow saeru's influence. but then again the first 17 manga chapters are taken nearly word-by-word from the novels so maybe thats all it is 🤷

- also it took like 6 minutes for shintaro to leave the house... theres other things being done ofc, establishing shinene's dynamics, quick exposition of how ene ended up with shintaro to begin with, and spilling soda onto the computer and leaving the house. but i feel like it wouldve been better if the anime stuck to what the novels + mr1 does, where ene blares a loud fucking alarm. that quickly establishes shinene's dynamic and easily leads to a So You Must Be Wondering How I Got Here type of thing, and then knock over the soda leave the house bam easy. instead the anime really took its time with like..... idk making shinaro look ikemen. yeahhh not the best choice, especially considered how rushed the last few episodes are gonna be. ok back to watching the anime

- also aku benci x2 like its only futuristic when its convenient which is soo fucking Lazy. theres literally no reason for this story to be set in the future. like all this city scenery is based off actual modern day Kashiwa its just... ugh. barely any care put into this anime at all

- this anime is cool sometimes

- reused this pencil texture from the start of the episode... wonder how many times ill be seeing that

- the fucking comedic timing of these terrorists lmfao. and right theyre clowns... for some reason....

- also dude ill still never understand why only their thumbs are the only parts ziplocked like what. also isnt that harder to animate... THIS STUPID ANIME

- this is a completely fair reaction to having kano shuuya speak to you for the first time

- no the fuck he isnt he hasnt thought of shit my god.

that comic person on here was not lying shaft really fucked up the order of events here bigtime. kano only speaks to shintaro after shintaro's done brooding.... also seto doing fuckall lol. ik he'll say smth in like 2 seconds but i do find it funny that we've seen him for like the past minute and he hasnt said shit

- ok but its cool that kano's hand just doesnt obey the ziplock.... very clever of the artists to just make him put his hands behind his head and other gestures to indicate that theres something up with him

- why are his eyes red.

#kgprambling

[goldenboygate]

lewis created and owns fluro. it's his. he trademarked it. valentino rossi must get lewis' permission, lando must get lewis' permission, he OWNS it. lewis created and owns f1. no other driver can wear or design fluro merch, no other driver can compete in f1, they are simply peasants living in king lewis hamilton's world. if they dare compete against lewis in any way, we will hunt them for sport. 🙄 like that is actually what these people sound like.

lmfao i only saw the first part of this and thought i had a mad one in my inbox! i was ready to fight 😭😭

this is def what some ppl sound like, good grief. i just made a twitter account and i know i’m about to get mad at something on there 😅 i’m not gonna search for anything on there, just follow lando and carlos and that’s it 🤐

#karenína answers

[mostlymaudlin]

Hiii I hope you’re doing well! 🤍 1, 2, 20, 21, & 26 for the ask :)

i am doing GREAT, having a lot of fun procrastinating multiple things -- i hope you are having a good day!

so, i answered 2 here!

1. where do you typically get your ideas?

mostly i just wanna put a guy in a situation hahaha. lately its a lot of "i have this belief about andrew and im gonna PROVE it to everyone." so, i guess the real answer to this is i get my ideas by thinking about characters, and then i find the appropriate way to show what their deal is!

20. What is your best piece of advice for writing smut scenes?

i made this post once, which i think is my main advice! i guess my only other thing is just that writing smut is the same as writing anything else, in that you'll have your own way of doing it. i think sometimes theres a tendency to put smut in a different category of writing skills -- and yeah, there are things that make it unique, and there is some universality to sex scenes just bc of like... human biology and anatomy hahaha. but also, it's still just your writing! so there's no need to compare yourselves to others/try to write smut the same way your fave authors do. the best sex scenes, imo, are ones that feel like the author felt comfortable writing.

21. What is your best piece of advice for writing romance scenes?

hmmmm. probably that romance looks different for everyone. romance trademarks are like, big confession scenes and passionate kisses and dates and saying "i love you." and those have their place, but maybe not for every character, and not for every story. romance is also, "i call you when im freaking out," or "i make sure you go to bed on time," or "i tell you this secret bc i trust that u won't turn it against me." these are actually examples of scenes id consider to be romantic climaxes of some of my fics haha. i kind of squeak and hide over traditional romantic stuff, and my versions of characters aren't rly that type either, so i never try to smoosh them into the archetypes.

26. How do you go about world building?

same as everything else -- i just kind of structure it to whatever makes it easiest for me to show the things im trying to show abt the characters. i mostly write in contemporary settings, so i don't have to do that much big picture work, but i try to fill the world around the characters with things that feel consistent and non-distracting. i think that setting is one of the most powerful ways to control mood, too -- like, no turning back is kinda angsty at its core, but the world includes a board game bar, which adds some whimsy to the story lmfao. and i like to think that story is kinda fun overall, because all the emotionally heavy stuff is happening in a fairly upbeat world.

in we can live forever, they're in high school, so the world is populated with things from my own experiences of being a teenager and also being a high school teacher. they have homework, they have parents who give them rules, they have shitty cars that they have to share with siblings. these things build the boundaries that remind the reader that these are stupid, besotted teens, and that's why they are being so foolish bahaha.

#my writing #long post #got long-winded here lol

[brylichen]

Hello, there. Welcome to Brylichen!

“Oh, hi. I’m Mylo, nice to meet you!”

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Welcome to Brylichen! Lead by the monarch, Mylo, it’s a beautiful underground kingdom located in a long chain of lush caves. Mylo really likes to meet new people, so they love new visitors!

What’ll you do here in Brylichen? Are you just passing through, or are you looking for something more permanent like citizenship? Whatever the case, you’re always welcome here. Happy adventuring!

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This is a roleplay blog for @mean-gills’s Empires season 3 rp! Run by @the-bad-boys, but this is it’s own account because sideblogs are rather confusing for me to use lmao..

Just a disclaimer: I’m fairly busy IRL as of recently, so I may randomly disappear. Apologies!

Anyone’s welcome to roleplay with this blog, but the only people that may engage in serious lore are the 10 other blogs we have specifically for this roleplay. Full blown roleplayers to shy anons - everyone’s good! HOWEVER, won’t be interacting with anyone until our group sort of picks up. It’ll be soon, don’t worry!

The only things I won’t allow are NSFW, random/extreme stuff, and overpowered things. [For example, don’t just say something like, “I run at them so fast they can’t run away”.] Otherwise, come on over!

If you send me an ask, I might not reply to it because a) I’m not online or b) I feel like I’m too busy roleplay-wise. However, it’s been a really long time - say a week or so - feel free to send another ask in reminding me as I may have forgotten.

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#not me not you; who is who? - out of character posts

#all together now! - roleplaying [specifically with others]

#open the letter - asks

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OTHER

[just random stupid fun facts]

About Mylo

they/it pronouns

agender

Glare hybrid!

4’8

likes literally everything cute

it’s favorite things ever are mushrooms and other types of related nature items..so funky

About Brylichen

previously known as Lichendrip, but Mylo's great great grandmother decided that name wasn't..fancy enough

protected with a sort of force field, which is made of a combination of cave materials, to keep hostile mobs out

About Me

Ren! he/they/it pronouns :D

I've been roleplaying for almost 1.5 years er..

^ you may have seen some of my other blogs; I always use this specific format [or something super similar] so you know it's probably me!! it's like a trademark lmfao

^^ apparently, a few of the other blogs in our group have been borrowing the format for their own blogs! meh..they're the only exception, otherwise it's me 👍

I’m 5’6 but someday. SOMEDAY I’LL GET TALLER, MARK MY WORDS!!

#list of empires blogs #all around the bush we go [ic] #not me not you; who is who? [ooc]

[troutfur]

i honestly want to see a fern/ivy/hawk poly take but LIKE??? FANDOM IS COWARDLY LMFAO - fern would love hawk in a circumstance where the guy wasn't anything like his canon counterpart IMO

HMMMMMMM... That's a very interesting puzzle to fit together, how those three could be in a relationship.

For Fern it's easy enough, my favorite thing about Fernivy is that Fernsong is a younger man falling for an older, more badass woman. I can easily see Fernsong catching feelings for the big, muscular tom with that trademark glossy pelt from eating so much fish. Perhaps this is an AU where Hawkfrost lived and eventually succeeded in his schemes to oust Mistyfoot, leaving him as leader after Leopardstar's death.

Hawkivy is funnily enough one part of the dynamic I struggle to piece together because like????? If he's not her DF mentor, it's hard to see how they would become interested in one another. Perhaps Ivy is RiverClan for whatever reason and she's an up and coming promising new warrior who he wants as deputy????? IDK man, for a poly Fern/Ivy/Hawk dynamic I'd want to steer away from making any third of the dynamic overly toxic or manipulative.

And of course Ivy loves her sweet and dorky BF Fernsong. <3

If Ivy and Hawk are both RiverClan perhaps Fernsong too? That's easy enough to arrange: Feathertail lives, the three are born as Feathercrow kits, Lionblaze gets with whatever background RiverClan cat that is available, and presto!

I'd compress the age gap between all three somewhat. Again, I like the element of Fernsong getting with an older woman but I feel it works better for Hawk and Fern if they are less far apart. So, perhaps: Ivy is a contemporary of Jay, Holly, and Lion, meaning the HawkIvy age gap is about the same as the canon FernIvy age gap. And Lionblaze has his first litter earlier so Fern-Ivy can keep their age gap more or less intact.

#warrior cats #wc #warrior cats au #fernsong #ivypool #hawkfrost #fernivy #fernhawk #hawkivy #fern/ivy/hawk

[dankovskaya]

OK OK OK fuck let me gather some thoughts. I will NOT suck Disney star wars penis I will not but let it be known this show is the first thing I've been genuinely extremely excited about in. Basically this entire era of star wars content.

Let me be a hater first it looks really bad. In traditional Disney fashion. It's too clean and boring with no interesting visuals no interesting cinematography pretty much all the alien makeup looks horrible everyone is dressed boring as hell and the plot so far is essentially exactly the same as the mandalorian's premise. So in that sense it is extremely safe and nothing groundbreaking. A lot of the dialogue is really clunky and some jokes do not land very well at all and did I mention it's Ugly. It looks like a marvel film it's ugly. There's like an odd tone as well I can't really describe it like it doesn't change to fit the type of scene at all it's just an oppressive sameness all throughout. Which I guess is another Disney trademark.

That being said I am a known prequels obsessive and just seeing Ewan back as obi wan makes me emotional I can't help it I just can't. Every reference to Anakin or Padme made me crazy the starving veteran clone trooper made me crazy Hell even Owen Lars made me crazy. I am not well or normal about Star wars.

And ok I know child hatred has reached fucking critical mass because I've already seen people complaining about Leia when she is absolutely adorable extremely believable as a child version of Leia and like. The CLEAR highlight of the show lmfao she is ridiculously cute and most of the jokes that are actually funny come from her. I'm like ecstatic about her being the focus so far. Inquisitor Reva is stupid sexy too I am obsessed with everything about her and very excited to see her interact with Vader lol. But it's annoying as hell that they decided to use a Black woman (of which there are extremely extremely few in star wars media in general) for the uh Angry excessively ruthless and impulsive Jedi hunter who is implied to be of Lower Class Origins like it's not even funny. They haven't gone into her very deep yet but. Come on now. Not that im surprised though Star Wars and racism are congenital.

And OK I've never actually really found Obi Wan attractive LMAO like in any of the movies I'm just not into Ewan McGregor I guess but seeing him like. Wayyy out of practice with Violence half getting his ass beat fighting off the bounty hunters and shit #Street Style in his old raggedy clothes greasy hair flopping around... I was a little into it I won't lie. I will stop here before I lose my marbles.

Do not reblog this I will show up at your house.

#sw #kenobi spoilers #obi wan kenobi spoilers #in case anyone has it blacklisted cause i definitely did until now LMAO

[moni-logues]

forever your trademark will be making me change my mind about your character in a split second lmfao

WEARING THIS BADGE WITH HONOUR!!!!!

what's my trademark?

#ask game #jihopesjoint

[bootlegfrank]

I got that picky eater autism the way I don’t even know what food those things you mentioned are DDDDD: you like them so they must be good asf hehehe cooking for me would be fun bc there’s sm stuff I haven’t tried!! My favorite type of food is Italian probably and (this is so fucking stereotypical of me) I really love burgers and fries and steak😭😭😭😭😭 I’m going to ask the stupidest question okay do you guys have Olive Garden? I’m not asking because I think its peak Italian food rather I’m curious if you guys have it hehehe OMG THE HUMAN MEAT THING HAHWJWJDHD you being unhinged towards me I love it<333 I know you tell me to not hold back but you better not be either okay;) I’m actually really sensitive when it comes to taste like I can tell when things are off so I would know something is off, but I don’t think I would suspect it’s human meat but knowing you maybe I actually would. Your eagerness STOPPPPPP JUST LIKE HANNIBAL and just like Hannibal, you know a lot about human meat cooking AKAKSJDJDJDJ HOW DID YOU LEARN ALL OF THIS? I find it very interesting though, so thank you for sharing hehehe SEE that’s why we love Hannibal and Will they’re fucking insane together<33333333 they’re making me so much worse it’s bad LMFAO I’m so unhinged now kill me before it gets worse

DAMN RIGHT THEY SHOULDNT MESS WITH YOU<3333 PLAYFIGHT WITH ME!!!! I haven’t in so long JUST NO BREAKING MY GLASSES if someone broke my glasses when I play fought with them, I think I’d actually murder them props to you for not doing that ALSO SAME people underestimate my ability as well when it comes to play fighting >:)))))) OH YEAHHHH I kick hard as fuck too hehehe OOOOO you thought about me while reblogging that?????????? AaaaaahHhhHhhajajshdhdh that makes me so !!!!!!!!! I love that you thought about me while reblogging something:] my cute lil vampire<33333 ribs are cool!!! I saw this wild gif the other day of like…the organs expanding in there I was like 👁️ I’m so disconnected from the idea that these organs are in me like the other day I was like (PLS DONT ROAST ME THIS SOUNDS DUMB) “oh my God there’s literally a skeleton inside me right now. What the fuck” I swear I have this realization every couple of months, freak out and then forgot about it until I freak out over it again BAHAHAHAHA it’s such a weird thought to me. Awee nooooo it’s so hot there you must be excited though bc it’ll be colder soon!!! And then you can wear your more elaborate fits:] I think all of yours are cool baby even the more “basic” ones you probably look so good in your oversized band tees<3333

I’m glad you liked it so much;) Of course you do you’re perfect<33333 and all mine<333333333 Look at you being so good for me and knowing you belong to me. That’s better<33333 Damn I should’ve stopped holding back my possessiveness ages ago fuck haha if I knew you liked it like this I would’ve goddamn. You know tonight I was thinking about you again (let’s be real when am I not) and I was thinking about how I want you to ruin me until I can’t think straight. I had my shirt in my mouth and I realized later that I bit hard on it without even realizing hehe there was this big bite mark on the shirt WKQJWJSHDHDHDH like you could see the teeth n everything it was crazy I didn’t realize I was biting that hard oops >.>

Hehe I've got picky eater autism too, but that's why I love cooking so much, I get to decide exactly what is in my food! I'd love to introduce you to new foods! I can make you some delicious Italian gnocchi <3 I loove me a good home-made hamburger too, me and my housemate make the most delicious hamburgers, she gets to put her hands in the ground beef and mix everything together while I tip the ingredients in x) It's not a stupid question! Olive Garden isn't a thing here, but many American fast food chains don't exist here :( (We don't have Wendy's cuz there's one singular restaurant in the country that trademarked the name before Wendy's could xD That restaurant is also a front for a weed shop btw) Hehe I promise I won't hold back either cutie <3 I've always been morbidly curious about cannibalism, but I started researching it in earnest for my Serial Killer Cannibal Frank fic. I've got some graphics saved, but most of my 'knowledge' is just me extrapolating information I know about cooking other meats hehe. Human is very similar to pork in the way that it's prepared and how the fat renders down and such, so all you need is to compare human cuts of meat to where those cuts would exist on a pig and take the fat content and muscle denseness into account :] They're sooooo insane together and I fucking love it, not enough characters get to be insane like that <33

Yesss I wanna playfight with you, see how much strength you've got in that cute little body of yours <3 I won't break your glasses if you don't break mine xD I think about you a lot hehe, whenever I see something that reminds me of you <3 Ohhfuck that gif sounds so cool! Yeah it's kinda insane to think about what's going on inside of you. I got kind of a slap in the face the other day while I was talking to people who stopped taking biology somewhere in high school, cuz they didn't realise there's a different fluid between your cells than blood. They thought your body is just kind of a blood sack, and I don't think I could live with having that little knowledge of what's going on underneath my own skin haha. It's so so soooo hot :(( I'm sweaty and ill every day because of the heat :( Can't wait for it to be winter so I can think about you cuddling me to keep warm-- and another methods to keep warm ;) <3

All yours, baby <3 Just like you're all mine <3 I'd love to ruin you, want you to be delirious, can't think straight, can't even say proper words <33 You're so cute with that bitemark on your shirt <33 If I'd put my fingers in your mouth would you bite down on them like that too? Leave me a nice little mark to run my fingers over and look at? You'd be the cutest all ruined by me like that, with your pretty noises for me and pretty eyes looking up at me, do you think I could make you cry, cutie? I bet you'd look so pretty. I'd wipe away your tears after we're all done and taste them, I want every part of you <3

#i dont usually get the chance to answer you so early in the day <33 #asks

[suiyuun-archive]

i think your trademark actually just ... the artistic way you write. you have some of the most talented writing i have ever seen!!! which is a copout, i know, but you are very talented and have a distinct style that makes me very :) to see. it is a pleasure having you on the dash, goose.

otherwise i'd say your trademark is a character capable of unspeakable horrors written in a way that makes them somehow the sexiest bitches out here! :)

i wish i could use a sad eyes emoji... maple this is very sweet of u omg. i've always felt a little insecure, especially recently, but you're like my #1 hype man and take it all away and make it better. additionally, i am very lucky to have wrangled you into friendship with me because i'm uno reversing this compliment rn. distinct style? how about that maple prose and careful characterizations of historically difficult characters to get a grasp of. anyways #blessed to have a mapes in my life. also thank u honestly that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me and something i find myself a little absurdly proud of lmfao

#wailing #MAPPPPLEEEEEEEEEE #sinaelune #my sweet mapes #you're too good to me #━━ ˟ ⊰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ? // * answered.

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

you know #metoo was the first thing in a while that was genuine straight up consciousness raising and CLEARLY someone was aware of that because almost instantly it got demonized. the way tarana burke was thrown around was fucking insane. she should have been included and lauded because she’s done transformative work for women, not because she owns some woke intellectual property. im tired of copyright ass activism. why are some of you so obsessed with possessing and hoarding overarching frameworks of talking about and pushing against oppression. you want royalties or something, robin diangelo? tarana burke didn’t “invent” anything so much as she was working in a framework that black women and women in general have been using to talk about male violence for decades, which was inspired by a longstanding chinese practice. there is no “inventor.” nobody owns any of this. and no one should...

#literally what is this #the first time i ever encountered this i was in HS #and we were talking about black power and related movements #and my friend was like ‘wow other races just stole our power thing’ because of red power brown power etc #like who the fuck CARES lmfao #nobody at the time did #why would they.... #who do you think invented black power? the phrase? you think that was 100% their idea or was it derivative of something else #real activism is not splitting hairs over who owns phrases like its a fucking trademark