#no chance

[biowho]

I know I know Merrill shoulda been the eluvian expert. We all know Merrill shoulda been the eluvian expert.

But do you think - hey look at me, do you honestly think that for a moment Varric would let Daisy anywhere near the Inquisition?????? Do you think Hawke would let her!? Isabella???? The Ghost of Carver?????!

#dragon age #da merrill #no chance #that being said I miss her so much #my little blood mage I love you

[socialbutterfly19]

Smile no matter how broken you feel

#fake people #used #they lied #no chance #so done #bye

[ptakognia]

#josh dun #twenty one pilots #tyler joseph #art #tøp #no chance #Spotify

[ponysongbracket]

Brony Song Tournament

Please listen to both songs before voting

No Chance

Even Rainbows Have Rainy Days

#mlp #my little pony #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp fim #mlp g4 #brony #brony music #polls #polls on tumblr #tournament polls #Brony Bracket B #Brony Bracket B Round 1 #dBPony #MicTheMic #Coconeru #Hannah May #No Chance #Even Rainbows Have Rainy Days #0x30v0xcf #Youtube

[wmnylander]

yes i missed auston’s 50th & 51st goal and willy’s 30th & 31st goal but i had 10 hours sleep so who’s the real winner here

#dont even talk to me life has decided to bend me over and rail me harder than auston rails a post #and now i discover ANOTHER GAME TONIGHT? AT 3AM? #no chance

[katcreatesthings]

ALAN WAKE II "NO CHANCE"

#this chapter is short. rip #anyways its still full of shit #gotta love bloody men #alex casey #alan wake #alan wake 2 #alan wake ii #remedy games #saga anderson #ilmo koskel #kiran estevez #tw:gore #no chance

[talshiargirlfriend]

Babes, please tell me I absolutely do not need or want to write an AU fake dating fic with SpecialAgent!T’Pol…

The likelihood of me following through is incredibly low so I’m just going to put this here:

“You’re gonna act tipsy? And come home with me tonight?” he stared at his dance partner in shock.

“Slightly impaired, yes. As will you. To aid in the appearance of a ‘whirlwind romance.’”

Trip blinked. Was it possible to hear air quotes?

“No way. I am not taking a drunk Vulcan home.”

“I will not act drunk, merely slightly more emotionally demonstrative than is typical,” T’Pol clarified.

“I’m not sure humans will understand the subtlety there, darlin’. They’re gonna think I took advantage of you. You’ll just have to succumb to my charm, I’m afraid,” he flashed her a smile.

“And you think people will believe you charmed a Vulcan into engaging in a sexual relationship with you?” She did not look convinced.

He cocked his head to the side and ran his tongue along his bottom lip slowly, “Wouldn’t be the first time.”

She stumbled a step but her recovery was so quick he only noticed it due to the slight increase in pressure of her hand in his. Were all Vulcans this graceful, or was this just another area in which T’Pol was particularly impressive?

“You have mated with a Vulcan?” she asked in an intense whisper.

He leaned in close enough to speed up her pulse as well as the rumours that were already circulating before murmuring against her ear, “Well, no, but I had you going, and you’re a lot more skeptical than most folks.”

Her brows drew together in disapproval, “You needn’t mock me, Charles. I am simply attempting to provide an effective cover for my continued presence at your side, for your own safety.”

“Hey, I’ve told you, it’s Trip, and I’m not making fun of you. I just don’t think it’s that far-fetched that we could have gotten attached after working together these past few weeks. You’re brilliant and beautiful, and I have it on good authority that I ‘possess some positive attributes,’” he did his best impression of her dry delivery.

She pressed her lips together in amusement, “You do.”

“C’mon then, let’s take a break.” His breath stirred her hair as he whispered, “I’ll buy you a ginger ale and we’ll convince everyone here you want to go home with me stone cold sober.”

Dark eyes met blue, and it was a very convincing act.

“Very well.”

#my fic #no chance #it’d be fun though #trip x t'pol #AU fic #spy-ay-ay-ay

[greenbeany]

Guys I know this isn't Reddit and we don't typically do delulu MCC teams but what do u guys think of mine :D

#the balancing on this one is WACK #somehow the hbomb team ends in last #which when you look at tubbos team #or Pete's #no chance #mcc #pink is a need actually i must get it

[kawaiichibiart]

What a good month to be me :D

#project sekai #project sekai colorful stage #hatsune miku colorful stage #proseka #prosekai #colorful stage #to think #last year i got kayo #and i had accepted that the chances i'd complete the set were kapoot #no chance #no way #especially when i also realized i wouldn't have enough saved to do multiple 10 pulls #BUT LOOK AT ME NOW >:D #1 AWAY FROM A COMPLETED SET #AND MY LUCK COMING THROUGH IN SINGLE PULLS #evillious chronicles

[the-good-spartan]

TFW an academic inserts quotes in 5 (five) languages and offers no translations in the footnotes.

You’re only bilingual? Trilingual? Lift your language game, loser.

And if you expect only English in your English language paper, useless monolingual person? You can just go perish for your crimes against humanity.

#i have a smattering of four languages + English #but whole ass academic excerpts? #no chance #academia #languages #frankly #elistism stinks

[nosferdoc]

#no chance #joe biden #donald trump #politics

[adventure-showdown]

What is your favourite Doctor Who story?

ROUND 3 MASTERPOST

synopses and propaganda under the cut

The Beast Below

Synopsis

For Amy Pond's first trip in the TARDIS, the Eleventh Doctor brings his new companion to the 33rd century, where all of the United Kingdom's citizens (apart from the Scottish) live onboard Starship UK, searching for a new home amongst the stars as the Earth is being roasted by solar flares. However, the Doctor soon finds something amiss onboard the vessel. The citizens appear to fear "the smiling fellows in the booths" and ignore crying children. What is going on? What secrets does Starship UK hold at its depths, and who is hiding them? Soon, the Doctor is forced to make an impossible choice. No matter what he chooses, death is the only outcome.

Propaganda no propaganda submitted

Vincent and the Doctor

Synopsis

While taking Amy to several peaceful locations, the Eleventh Doctor's trip to a museum takes turn for the worse: his interest is caught by a painting of a church by Vincent van Gogh. What troubles the Doctor is that there's a face in the church's window; it's not a nice face, it's a curious, shadowed, creepy face with a beak and nasty eyes. The Doctor knows evil when he sees it and this face is definitely evil; it may pose a threat to the one who painted it. Only one thing will calm the Doctor's nerves: a trip in the TARDIS to 1890 so he can find out from the artist himself.

Propaganda no propaganda submitted

#round 3 #i do genuinely like the beast below #i think its underrated #but like #no chance #and rightly so

[sendpseuds]

Listening to “I won’t say (I’m in love)” from Hercules on repeat

Flashback to the year on the run

Satine coming to terms with her feelings

Just talking to the muses

[Or, you know, herself]

#no chance #no way #it’s too cliche #give up #give in #check the grin you’re in love #at least out loud #I won’t say I’m in love

[ptakognia]

#twenty one pilots #josh dun #tyler joseph #clancy #banditos #nico and the niners #no chance #Spotify

[cupidthewriter]

posting just to post and put off my chores and apparently shock people with the fact i have refused to drink milk since the second i was off the bottle as a wee baby

this extends to soupy ice cream and milkshakes (i will eat my treats frozen or not at all- this has horrified my peers)

they couldnt even make me do it as a toddler so they took me to the doctor and the doctor told them just figure it out

like "hell if i know, give the child some mac n cheese"

turns out i think its a sensory thing

#i do not like milk #get it away from me #yucky #no milkshakes arent an exception #no chance #they couldnt even bribe me #milk is gross im sorry #plus you dont even need it past like 26 #“it made u tall" #yea but i bet ur bones are easier to break #picky eater #sensory issues #food #milk

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

ℌ𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡 - 𝔑𝔬 ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢

#Holland #Early Warning #No Chance #Full-length #Release date: #1984 #Genre: #NWOBHM/Heavy Metal #Themes: #Death #Insanity #Violence #UK