#not one for looking a gift horse in the mouth

[blossomingmoonlight]

The dragon and the princess

Deep into my hotd era, so feeding you with daddy daemon

Daemon Targaryen x niece!reader

Summary: Your name day was celebrated lavishly and after you and your uncle have a heated conversation, you try to get off when you are finally alone in your bedchamber, or so you thought.

Warnings: Targcest, making out, face riding, oral, vaginal and creampie.

Word count: 1.6k

The great hall was hot and filled with the smell of wine and food. The celebrations for your name day as the eldest child of the king were lavish indeed. After a while the last guest, your dear step mother finally arrived. You hated Alicent with a passion after what she did to you but sadly there was nothing you could do to stop it. You were sitting next to your father King Viserys and were presented with endless gifts. 

Then Tyland Lannister came to the table and presented you with a golden chalice inlaid with rubies and sapphires, a handsome gift, at least- more handsome than him. However before you could thank him the doors opened and none other than your uncle Daemon Targaryen walked in. His hair was short now and he looked ravishing in his new clothes. He started walking towards the table where you were sat and patted Tyland on the back before sitting at the far right side of the table with the queen and the hand in between you. “I- uhm… thank you, my lord for this beautiful gift.” You smiled awkwardly, you were not expecting your uncle to be back but your cheeks flushed at the thought of talking to him again.

“It is not as beautiful as you though, princess.” He smiled, and you cringed hard inside as you looked awkwardly at your father. “Oh- thank you my lord, how very kind of you.” You tried to end it there but it seems Lord Tyland was not finished. “Your Grace I was hoping to ask for the princesses hand in marriage, to bond our houses would strengthen the realm and I would provide your daughter with the strength and support she needs.” He suddenly asked, turning to your father. Your mouth fell slightly open at that and you felt the burning stare of your uncle at the other end of the table. 

“I- uhm… thank you lord Tyland but today is not about my daughters marriage, however I will think on the matter.” He dismissed lord Tyland at that. And he seemed to leave like a dog with its tail between its legs. You could hear your uncle snort and roll your eyes at him. Deciding to end the embarrassment and have some fun, like, one might say, riling up your uncle, you decided to head to the dance floor and dance with a handsome lord of house Tyrell. After a couple more dances with lords from Blackwood to Baratheon to Tully and Frey your sweet uncle finally had enough. He knew exactly what you were doing and he was not having it. 

“Might I have a dance princess.” He asked almost coldly, completely ignoring Lord Colin Frey who was enjoying his dance with you a little too much for Daemon's liking. “Of course uncle. Forgive me my lord. Maybe we could resume our conversation later?” You suggested politely. “Yes princess, that would be delightful.” He gave you a small nod and left to go back to his table to which Daemon immediately grabbed your hand and waist and danced with you through the crowd. “You really don’t need to do all that to catch my attention.” He whispered into your ear. “What? What are you talking about uncle, me dancing with some lords to please my father?” You replied smugly, you knew how to get under his skin, but tonight you finally wanted to get under his clothes. 

“You know well enough what I’m talking about.” He said, but before you could reply with a witty comment, partners switched again and Daemon left the dance floor back to the table. You danced with some lord again and Daemon's eyes never left yours. After a couple of horse of more dancing and feasting the king finally called it a night and you tanked guests for coming. However much to your disappointment your uncle was nowhere to be found. And you couldn’t help but feel a pang of jealousy at the thought he was laying with another woman right now. Feeling tired and having all of this pent up arousal from Daemon you retreated to your bedchamber. After your handmaidens finally finished changing you into your nightgown your head at last hit the pillow. 

Thoughts of Daemon's lips near your ear infiltrated your mind and your hand started to wander down your breasts toward your stomach. When you reached your wet folds you started to softly caress yourself, with two fingers rubbing your clit you were eagerly trying to get off. To get Daemon out of your mind. “Fuck uncle- please.” You softly moaned at the fantasies your mind was serving you. But you didn’t really know how to get yourself off and it was starting to frustrate you.

“Please what?” A voice said. You shot up in your bed to see your uncle standing in the middle of your bedchamber. “Uncle- I didn’t-” You tried. “Having some trouble getting yourself off my dear niece.” He smirked as he walked over to your bed. “I wasn’t-” “Don’t try to fight it princess, I know all too well what you were doing. And for who. Thinking about your own uncle while fingering yourself is quite disgraceful don’t you think?” He mocked. Tears pricked in your eyes from embarrassment and you couldn’t even look him in the eye. “Don’t be upset my love, you just needed to get off, didn't you? Did I make you wet for me? Is that it? Do you need your uncle to fuck you proper?” Daemon said while he grabbed your chin and made you look at him. 

His eyes were full of hunger and lust. You glanced at his hard cock shielded by his pants and looked back up at him. All you could do was nod shamefully, knowing that his words soaked the sheets beneath you. And that was all he needed to plant his lips on yours as he crawled on top of you. “You don’t even know how long I’ve wanted to fucking pound you into this bed, fill you with my seed and watch it drip out of your pretty cunt.” He almost sneered against your lips, you moaned in return, even his words could get you off. “Dirty fucking whore, you love that don’t you? Being my own personal fuck toy.” He said as he kissed you again. Now forcing his tongue in your mouth and his hand kneading your breast. He sucked your tongue and bit your lip, after a while your lips swollen and red and breast sore from his kneading. 

“Please uncle, I need you, I need you to fuck me good.” You begged, you knew that’s what he loved. He started kissing your neck in response and after leaving a nice bruise on your collarbone he ripped off your nightgown and laid you down flatter against the pillows behind you. He kissed and licked down your thighs. Opening your legs to reveal your soaking pussy. He licked a long stripe up your folds and started lapping at your clit, making you moan loudly, you were sure that the whole red keep would hear but the pleasure consumed you and you didn’t care. Daemon grabbed your hips and moved you around with him so you sat on his face instead, you immediately rose afraid of suffocating him. 

“Wait- what if I hurt you-” You said nervously. “You won’t now ride my tongue like the dirty little whore you are.” You shuddered at his command and resumed sitting on his face. You felt his tongue enter your hole and you couldn’t help but move fiercer against him. Chasing that high you so badly wanted. “Please- yes- right- there!” You moaned as you moved faster, you could feel the vibrations of his groans on your pussy and after mere moments you were cumming all over his tongue. 

Panting hard he rolled you back underneath him. “Now the real fun begins princess.” He whispered against your neck. He removed his own clothes and revealed his thick leaking cock. “You're going to take it aren't you.” He said as he kissed your neck again while wrapping a hand around his cock jerking himself off a bit. “Yes. Please I want it all- I want you inside me please!” You pleaded, you clenched around nothing as he slid his tips through your folds multiple times before he finally entered. “Good girl.” You could only moan his name as he started rutting inside you like a dog in heat. 

“Fuck- take it. Take my fucking cock princess. Oh that tight, fucking, cunt around me feels so good, no one has a better cunt then you princess- fuck.” He groaned against your lips, pounding you into the mattress. The slapping of sweaty skin could be heard loudly across your bedchamber and no doubt outside too. “Please uncle its so fucking good, please fill me with your seed- please- please fill me!” You almost screamed. His cock hitting that spongy spot inside you just right, making you think you were seeing all of the seven gods right now.

After a few more thrusts and his thumb rubbing on your clit and you moaned his name as you came, clawing at his back and toes curling as you felt the most amazing pleasure of your life. The clenching of your pussy around his cock finished Daemon as well. With a couple of final hard thrusts he did as was promised and filled your pussy with his seed. “Fuck- princess, oh that’s it. Good fucking girl.” He groaned. Completely spent he laid next to you and pulled you in his arms. 

“What if we get caught.” You asked, calmed from your high reality was setting in. “What if my father finds us or the queen or the hand.” You started to panic a bit. He kissed the top of your head and said, “Then I’ll cut off any head who tries to stop me from marrying you. We will go to Dragon Stone and I’ll make you my wife. And then I’ll get to fuck you every night.”

#hotd #house of the dragon #daemon x reader #daemon x reader smut #daemon targaryen x reader smut #daemon targaryen x reader #daemon targaryen x fem reader smut #daemon targaryen x fem reader #daemon x fem reader #daemon x fem reader smut #daemon targaryen #daemon imagine #hotd smut #smut

[little-pup-pip]

#my polls #Yay #We're about 18 followers away now #so i need time to plan for this #Definitely let me know if you think of something you'd want me to do!! #or pick one of these! #I'm surprised i got CG to agree to this to be honest #but im not going to look a gift horse in the mouth #anyway thank you all for getting me to almost 2000 #it means the world to me #and I'm excited to celebrate it with you all!! #sfw interaction only #sfw agere #agere #age regression #sfw littlespace #age dreaming #babyre #baby regression #agere polls

[iraprince]

Came across a few of your comics (they’re great) and was about to keep scrolling and move on with my life, but then I saw you’re into planted aquariums so I had to follow. Us nerds gotta stick together ya know?

oh hell yeah, high five. i haven't posted any pictures in ages bc as my tank has reached a kind of insane unexpected equilibrium it's also become less photogenic, and i haven't wanted to disturb a stable system just to make it photograph better lol -- BUT recently i have been thinking about finally starting to fuss over it again, maybe add some new plants and some new shrimp to transition over as my current band of amanos reach the end of their lifespan, and maybe when i have that all brushed up i'll take u guys on a little tour again. (for the shrimp nerds who may be interested: i'm thinking about nabbing some neocaridinas, likely blue jelly + carbon rilli. it would be nice to have a self-sustaining colony, since obv the amanos can't breed in fresh water.)

#reluctant to talk more abt the technical stuff bc i am an Annoying Stickler abt tank stuff #and like. okay so i've reached the fabled 'no water change' tank mostly on accident. but the stickler in me feels it's irresponsible to- #casually talk about having a 'no water change' tank when in practice u should always be extremely skeptical of that concept #there is already a lot of misinformation and irresponsible breeziness abt the hobby online and i refuse 2 contribute #god forbid i become the Guy cited in someone being like 'oh well but a guy i follow online has a tank that doesnt need water changes.' ykwi #anyway. no one asked. uhhh what else. not to sound extremely blunt but the amanos should be dead by now actually #i have no idea why they're hanging on. don't get me wrong i'm very happy but every day i peer in there and i'm like. STILL? #whatever. not looking a gift horse in the mouth. (not looking my immortal shrimp in their gross little mandibles)

[papagenesblues]

peter and micky friendship appreciation post!!

#they are so <3 #the monkees #peter tork #micky dolenz #the monkees tv show #theres too many episodes to tag but #dance monkee dance #monkees in the ring #one man shy (peter and the debutante) #the prince and the paupers #don’t look a gift horse in the mouth #the devil and peter tork

[beestandsforbiancanottheanimal]

priya's really acting like courtney lately... not gonna lie, i LOVE IT

#im sorry im just a girl in love with courtney #and one of the reasons i liked priya right away was because she gave very courtney vibes #im glad to see i was right #I'll admit that those were aspects of court's character that i wouldn't be opposed to not having her replicate but oh well #dont look a gift horse in the mouth and all that #total drama 2023 #total drama #total drama spoilers #total drama series #total drama reboot #td priya #td courtney

[queen-lance]

LOOK AT MY CHILDREN

#is that a Skyrim reference #roy harper #mia dearden #connor hawke #arrowfam #dc #dc comics #green arrow #speedy #arsenal #I have Thoughts about their descriptions but I'm not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth #they're in the same page at least & Mia exists even if in another reality & they were called the Merry Men which I've always wanted #I'm really happy and EXTREMELY excited for this #comic preview #queenlance post #.......why is Roy the only one called by his surname #r: arrowsiblings

[tennessoui]

I shrieked (very quietly bc it's 3am) when I saw shark cage diving on the wip list! The hot air balloon fic was just so sweet and silly, a completely unexpected comfort fic. So please tell us about the shark diving!!

ahh!! hot air balloon fic sequel!

everyone wanted it and i'm weak for a crowd consensus....

so the basic plot is that they've been dating for several years now and they've worked out a living situation where they live a bit inland, obi-wan guest-lectures at a nearby university while still working on the seaside (just with a longer commute), and anakin is still a pilot, but his homebase is now the lil house just far enough away from the ocean that he doesn't have to hear it all the time

and both have decided they want to propose to the other. obi-wan decides he wants to do it on a hot air balloon to make it full circle and sweet (even though he'd be doubly terrified because what if anakin says no???)

meanwhile, anakin decides he wants to do it in the shark cage while they're underwater because he'll be so terrified about the water and the sharks that he won't be thinking about obi-wan saying no

but i bet he's so distracted by obi-wan in a wetsuit that he actually doesn't even notice the water until it's over the swell of obi-wan's butt and then it's too late to back out

(also a shark eats the ring/he accidentally drops it and it falls out of the cage and he's moody for hours afterwards)

#asks #i suppose anakin wins and they go shark diving because before obi-wan can ask about the flying #anakin comes home one day (he decided for sure he'd marry obi-wan while landing his plane) #and he's like LET'S GO SHARK CAGE DIVING #and obi-wan (never one to look a gift horse in the mouth) is like sure absolutely lets do that rn #obikin #bucket list au

[microwavesex]

woke up in a cold sweat at 6am and immediately started googling how to build a deck with a wheelchair ramp

#don't look a gift horse in the mouth even if you're so fucking sleepy #no one in my house even uses a wheelchair but im planning ahead #unsurprisingly not that many photos or guides online to give me an idea of layout but thats okay i will persevere #in my deck building era you CAN call me daddy

[satanfemme]

my favorite thing about peanut m&ms is that they're mildly spicy

#I am CONSTANTLY eating peanut and/or chocolate products and the m&ms are literally the only spicy ones #so don't tell me I'm allergic to either #idk why peanut m&ms are (mildly) spicy. and I will not look the gift horse in the mouth

[cantuscorvi]

Politely, Nezumi knocks on the open door of Raum's home office.

"I'm here for my sitting appointment. Sex o'clock, like you said."

( He's making shit up again. )

@nezumivc103221

Sex o’clock, huh?

“...Right this way.”

#nezumivc103221 #ask #eyebrows up for that. #it's insanely corny nezumi but he will not comment. #he isn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth #( dulce periculum ; raum & nezumi ) #v: undercover

[jessiesjaded]

not to be cat posting again but it's really odd to me how she's eating pretty well for an old cat who had all her teeth taken- like not gluttonous but she is eating, drinking, she uses the scratching post once or twice a day, then goes back to my bed or will come sit with me when im at the desk but she just hasnt been trying to get outside at all? a few times she comes and sits at the back door and looks outside but otherwise this cat who has spent presumably a decade going outside all the time with no restraints and even last week was Yowling to get out is now just staying inside happily ? idk its just odd...

#i shouldnt look a gift horse in the mouth the fact shes happily staying inside and resting is good #but still since she seems pretty normal you think she would be? #like last week before she had the teeth removed but after having the tick she was immediately being like LET ME OUT LET ME OUT #and escaped that one time #went to jump 10 feet off the deck #so im like ? #does she realize her teeth are gone and is like well i cant kill any birds or lizards now- whats the point #just odd #i wish animals could talk it'd make things easier #anyway im gonna go clean the whole house or something productive

[husbandhoshi]

if anyone wants free starbucks on ig @ mikirai posted her card on her story and said free drinks

#i hate her ass but i’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth

[firefly-fez]

can you imagine if ventress actually killed grievous when they fight in the nightsisters arc....what a strange way for the clone wars to end; just imagine the jedi discovering the body being like .........welp that’s not how we thought the clone wars would end but we’ll take it, I guess?

#you know the jedi theyre not ones to look a gift horse in the mouth #looking at you master 'okay i gues well send this mysterious army created under dubious circumstances into battle' yoda #the clone wars #clone wars rewatch #star wars clone wars #swtcw #asajj ventress

[boilingrain]

I haven't drawn anything in a few months, so this isn't my best work but here you go

Glamrock Chica be upon ye

#glamrock chica #security breach #fnaf #fnaf sb #I'm still trying to figure out how tumblr works #Also I came up with my own little design for Glamrock Chica because I thought it would be fun :) #I'm surprised this turned out so well because of how long it's been since the last time I drew anything related to fnaf #but I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth #Anyways you can't really tell but she's very sparkly because I like using my sparkly gel pens :) #Also I am... not very good at drawing leopard print lol #rain's art corner

[sysig]

I now have darkling beetles

#I wasn't planning on raising a renewable food source but I absolutely won't look a gift horse in the mouth #They literally Just hatched some of them are still pale yellow-white #Some are starting to darken up tho! Not quite black yet but getting there fast #I just didn't put the mealworm batch into a cold environment fast enough - they stay larvae if you stick 'em in the fridge lol #For so~ome reason ma was against putting them in the same refrigerator we keep food in lol #So we had to wait for an alternative and in that time quite a few started to pupate and now! #I'm not gonna feed these to [baby] I'm keeping them strictly for breeding purposes #The beetles aren't really great for tarantulas - especially young ones - 'cause they're more exoskeleton than gooey insides :P #I wonder how big they'll get! I wonder when they'll lay eggs! I've only done cursory research on darkling beetles #Crash course in insect husbandry haha ♪ Well that's what this is all about #The crickets continue to grow as well - I'm glad everyone here are good eaters but dang! So fast and so big! #Oh yeah and I didn't mention that I left an apple slice for the mealworms - before refrigerating them lol whoops #I didn't expect them to be very active since they're chilly but I checked back and the apple was just - gone #Reduced to nothing #Fun times abound lol

[theinhumanpsyche]

I just realized, why is "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" an idiom to say "if someone's giving you something good, don't scrutinize it too much."

Like, if there's anything you should be examining closely, it's a gift horse. Like, have they never heard of the Trojan war?

#Ancient Troy around 1200 bc: #Soldier one: Hey #the greeks are gone #and they left a cool horse! #Soldier 2: *knocks on one of the legs* #idk #sounds hollow #what if they hid soldiers in it or something? #Soldier one: You know what they say #don't look a gift horse in the mouth. #Greek soldier stationed in the leg that got knocked on: Phew.