#not really but just to be safe

[icandoboth]

want someone to hold me back against their chest and rub my clit until it's so sensitive im crying and ive cum so many times all I can do is lean my head against their shoulder and whimper.

#nsft #nsft nonbinary #nsft nblm #nsft nblnb #nsft nblw #overstimulation #overstimulation kink #overstimulation k!nk #transmasc nsft #trans nsft #light cnc #not really but just to be safe #ftm nsft #ftm sub #trans ftm

[instantramenfactory]

Utena Birthday!

#my art #tenjou utena #himemiya anthy #revolutionary girl utena #utenanthy #utena spoilers #rgu spoilers #revolutionary girl utena spoilers #not really but just to be safe

[hellboys]

deleted scene from HELLBOY (2019) dir. neil marshall

#hellboy #hellboy 2019 #david harbour #hellboyedit #filmedit #moviegifs #dark horse comics #mike mignola #hellboysource #my gifs #nsft #not really but just to be safe #first post of the year. im so so normal hahaha

[wheresernie]

you should care about marfans, vEDS, and other connective tissue disorders and types of EDS that are more dangerous and rare but also. also. you should stop using these disorders to make hEDS sound more dangerous in arguments against people with disorders that have more visibility and shorter lifetimes

-signed, a person in the process of being diagnosed with EDS with a family history of marfans and other stuff i wont get into unless i have to

#disability discourse #not really but just to be safe

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

In Nona the Ninth, we find out the 7th Resurrection Beast, one of our solar system’s murdered planets, is named Varun. Among its other cryptic nonsense Varun repeats “I am made a mockery” and “I am mocked.” Well, Varuna is a very, very old Hindu god of the sky and later of the sea, and in terms of planet names that puts him closest to our seventh planet, the primordial Greek god of the sky and rains. In other words, Varun is most likely the soul...of Uranus.

Palamedes was bemoaning all the ass jokes while living under the biggest ass joke of all.

#The Locked Tomb spoilers #Nona the Ninth spoilers #not really but just to be safe #The Locked Tomb #Nona the Ninth #Varun the Eater #just sayin. #sorry about all the mocking buddy #it's not your fault #ancient Greek did not account for the bathroom humor of modern English

[vexedtonightmares]

here’s my post-nona contribution to society

#the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #nona spoilers #ntn spoilers #not really but just to be safe

[jeonjkooks]

It's actually concerning how quickly people are dropping Eddie and jumping to Tommy. Like, I get the excitement over Bi!Buck (Because it's amazing), but people are now wishing death on Eddie and jumping ship from Buddie completely?

Like, Tommy didn't have much of a redemption? He came out of nowhere and then kissed Buck and people are acting like Buckt*mmy is amazing and romantic and they have such chemistry? Like, he is very similar to the other love interests Buck has had. The only real main difference is that he's a man.

I'm pretty sure the only reason people are jumping to him so quick is because he's a guy. If Tommy was a woman, he would not get this kind of love at all.

It makes me wonder how much people actually shipped Buddie and whether it was just that they wanted Buck to get with a dude. Buck is obviously the fandom favorite. He's fanonified beyond belief. And this isn't hating on Buck, but the fandom tends to make everything about him. Eddie getting shot? About him. The well? About him. Chris in general? About him.

If it had been Eddie who Tommy had kissed (as was apparently the original plan) and Eddie who Tommy went on a date with, the fandom would not love it so much. They would probably make it all about Buck.

I may be coming off harsh, but it gets frustrating. I'm not saying to not ship Buck with Tommy, but at least be self-aware to see if you are doing it so Buck has a good relationship, or if you just want him to date a man.

#buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #anti bucktommy #not really but just to be safe #anti 911 fandom #911 #911 abc #911 season 7 #911 spoilers

[eziosofia]

Me, after Mirage, 6 feet deep into my delusion, thinking of ways we can get non-Isu Basim back:

#basim ibn ishaq #assassin's creed #ac mirage #I KNOW i know ubisoft doesn't see this as a split personality situation #and that basim just didn't have his full memories #BUT the non isu personality!! he's so different and i need him back 🥺 #eivor renounced odin at one point it's possible hear me out ubisoft 🤡🤡 #ac mirage spoilers #not really but just to be safe #text

[randomsufff]

A funni thing I made real quick because I watched Across the Spiderverse recently and had Persona 4 on the brain.

I know this is a TikTok thing but I don’t post on my TikTok- like ever- so it’s going here instead 💀

Hope people still think about this game lmao

#persona 4 #souji seta #is that his fanon name? #yu narukami #across the spiderverse meme #across the spider verse spoilers #not really but just to be safe

[danidoesathing]

"A fallen star will be thy bane, and call you by your ancient names"

Vide Noir by Lord Huron

#HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE ONLY ALBUM EVER #Vide Noir so good im ill about it #dani speaks #lord huron #lord huron vide noir #vide noir #lord huron gif #lord huron gifs #vide noir album #vide noir movie #products of the universe #flashing #not really but just to be safe

[theerurishipper]

This is in response to some arguments in defense of the finale I've seen recently, and if you do believe these, then more power to you! But I disagree, and I'm gonna talk about why.

Rant under the cut. Fair warning, this gets pretty salty.

So I've seen a lot of arguments about how it just wouldn't be possible to have Adrien in the final battle, whether it be because it would be too traumatic for him and we can't explore that in the middle of a fight, or because it would take away focus from Marinette and she would be irrelevant ultimately. And I actually agree!

But what could possibly be done to resolve this? Oh, I know! Fucking write better.

If you were going to put Adrien in the position of being central to the story and write him out with the excuse that he can't live up to that role for various reasons, then why did you write him in that role? It's obvious to anyone that if Gabriel is Adrien's father, then the emotional weight of the conflict would be centered on him and not Marinette. Then why did you still write that into the show? If you wanted to focus on Marinette over Adrien anyway, then why did you make Gabriel be Hawkmoth? Let some other rando be Hawkmoth! And now there's no value to Gabriel being the villain beyond giving Marinette some material for her grand speech (which didn't do shit cause she still lost).

And if you were going to say that Adrien was too traumatized to be in the battle or that he wouldn't be able to deal with it well or that we couldn't see that... write around it? Have him deal with it before, or something, I don't know! Maybe give him that sweet sweet character development? Maybe let the friends who are supposed to support him actually do that? Idk man, this is all coming across as a bunch of excuses to me.

The thing is, this is a kids show. It's not real. The writers control everything that happens. It's not about "realism," it's about narrative payoff. It's about the most satisfying outcome. It's about character arcs. If Adrien was never supposed to face his father in a fight, then why make him a superhero? Could have just let him be Adrien the teen model love interest while Marinette is the superhero. Why give him powers which thematically represent him breaking free from his oppressive life and an enmity with his own father if it never mattered? If "it's us against the world, my lady," and "we'll get all the Miraculous back together," never mattered, then why include it? If two partners chosen to fight evil together and the yin-yang symbolism never mattered, why set it up?

If you set something up, you have a responsibility to deliver on it, and Miraculous failed. And yeah. I get that it's hard. I'm not saying writing is easy. But anything is better than this! Writing is your job, and I don't expect literal perfection, but I expect it to fulfill the basic expectations of writing. I expect it to at least be good. This is not good. They literally ignored their own story and themes and character arcs and narrative payoff because they wanted Marinette to get a swanky new outfit and a cool fight scene. It wasn't even for her character. It's just so that they can put give her a cool power-up and sell Bug Noire dolls. It's disrespectful to Adrien's character, and it's disrespectful to Marinette's character too.

The writers failed to make Marinette interesting in terms of the conflict with Gabriel. They gave all the set-up to Adrien and didn't want to write the payoff. There are no emotional stakes in the final battle. They literally only talk about Adrien, and he's not there for that. It's bad writing. And if they didn't let Adrien be a part of the arc with his father as the villain, what hope does he have in the arcs with Lila as the antagonist, since she is a Marinette-centric villain? TA has already said that Marinette is Barbie and Adrien is just Ken. The writers have said that Gabriel is considered a hero by the end of Season 5. The show bible says that Adrien will never find out that his father is Hawkmoth.

Let's face it, they aren't coming back to this. Gabriel's era is over. Miraculous is well known for setting up conflicts and dropping them like a hot potato. If we ever deal with this, it's gonna be half an episode of Adrien forgiving Marinette because "she did it out of love." None of this will matter come Season 6. The supposed conflict being set up now will matter to Season 6 as much as the Ladynoir set up in Strikeback with the "we'll take back all the Miraculous together, you and me," mattered to Season 5, which is to say not at all.

#Meta #My meta #S5 Finale #ML Salt #ML Writers Salt #ML Writing Salt #Marinette Salt #Not really but just to be safe #Ladybug Salt #If salt really ticks you off then please don't read this #I'm not here to change anyone's mind #I'm just ranting

[nelliemellietellie]

A hug for your troubles

#a sketch I did a lil while back #before all the chaos went down #critical role #exu orym #orym of the air ashari #bells hells #critical role spoilers #kinda? I guess #not really but just to be safe #exu fearne #fearne calloway

[fucktobirama]

A lot of people already talked about the symbolism behind Naruto and Sasuke's zodiac signs, how it follows the theme of "wind makes fire stronger and keeps it alive" but it also applies to other characters? Like, Team Seven is formed by Kakashi (Virgo), Naruto (Libra), Sasuke (Leo) and Sakura (Aries), and after Sasuke leaves, Yamato (Leo) and Sai (Sagittarius) join the team. Team Taka is formed by Sasuke (Leo), Suigetsu (Aquarius), Karin (Gemini) and Juugo (Libra), probably a reference to how he recruited them to help him achieve his revenge. Speaking of Sasuke's family, they also follow this pattern, Fugaku (Leo) married Mikoto (Gemini) and had Itachi (Gemini) and Sasuke (Leo). Also water zodiac signs are probably part of the symbolism, because water can put off fire. Both Orochimaru (Scorpio) and Kabuto (Pisces) are threats to Sasuke (Leo).

#naruto #my meta #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #hatake kakashi #haruno sakura #yamanaka sai #tenzo yamato #orochimaru #yakushi kabuto #hozuki suigetsu #uzumaki karin #juugo #uchiha itachi #uchiha mikoto #uchiha fugaku #anti sns #anti sasunaru #anti narusasu #not really but just to be safe

[lizzibennet]

watched nate shelley sitting on top of his desk swinging his feet while staring at his team board. serotonin immediately up +1000000 skin clear crops blossoming grades up global warming over turtles happy birds chirping wars over. sorry to those who cannot share in the feeling

#the more the show progresses the more i fall in love with him!! #he’s my little guy i’m with him to the end ya hear #also. i don’t think i’ve ever watched a show where i wholeheartedly adore so many of the characters #truly An Ensemble #so many thoughts so little season left 🥲🥲🥲 #ted lasso #spoilers #not really but just to be safe #nathan shelley

[moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom]

Roma 🤝 Orion

this scary woman is my wife

#Swift talks #swift reads secret Shanghai books #FLF #foul lady fortune #rosalind lang #orion hong #these violent delights #our violent ends #secret shanghai #juliette cai #roma montagov #romajuliette #what is Rosalind and orions ship name please #only a few pages into LVC and god I missed them #Last violent call #Last violent call spoilers #not really but just to be safe #secret shanghai spoilers

[persaephone]

like in some ways i understand the finale because it seems rooted in reality in the sense that sometimes this is just how life goes and things are left unresolved and come out of left field and may not be the best choices but they are the choices that end up happening…..

#thoughts #doesn’t mean i’m happy about it but #that could be one of the points jason and the writers were making? #idk #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #not really but just to be safe