#nurse quotes

[medbdj]

No Sleep No Money No Comfort Nursing Study Classic T-Shirt

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[blackopals-world]

Artist!Yuu: Please tell me twins aren't genetic! Jade just said he wants kids!

Nurse!Yuu: Unfortunately they are.

Marine Biologist!Yuu: Ha! At least Azul isn't a twin.

Vet!Yuu: (giggling)I don't think Leona has twins in his family so I don't expect a litter.

Nurse!Yuu: Let me finish. Multiples are genetic on the mother's side. We are triplets. So I don't know what you two are laughing about. We have the highest odds.

Vet!Yuu: NO!

Marine Biologist!Yuu:I can live that that.

#vet!yuu #marine biologist!yuu #nurse!yuu #artist!yuu #yuuniverse #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #leona x reader #leona kingsholar x reader #azul x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #jade leech x reader #jade x reader #floyd leech x reader #floyd x reader

[andhumanslovedstories]

Her father shook his head. “And you like doing this?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

Tiffany had to think about this, her father’s eyes never leaving her face. “Well, Dad, you know how Granny Aching always used to say, ‘Feed them as is hungry, clothe them as is naked, and speak up for them as has no voices’? Well, I reckon there is room in there for ‘Grasp for them as can’t bend, reach for them as can’t stretch, wipe for them as can’t twist,’ don’t you? And because sometimes you get a good day, that makes up for all the bad days and, just for a moment, you hear the world turning,” said Tiffany. “I can’t put it any other way.”

Wintersmith, Terry Pratchett

#nursing tag #THIS is the quote I was looking for #terry pratchett #discworld #Tiffany aching

[incorrect-nevermore]

Merry: Why is it that every time Annabel lee says anything to Lenore it sounds like she’s either trying to make Lenore cry or get into her pants.

Mourn, in denial of white raven: SHUT UP SHES JUST ENGLISH THATS HOW THEY TALK.

Nurse Dolly: Wow, pardon me, sir. But I can’t believe you’re homophobic.

Miss Poppet: Yes, it’s rather a surprise to me as well, sir!

Merry: Honestly, Mourn! I know we’re literal soul eating monsters but I expected better from you!

Mourn: I’m either going to kill all of you or myself before the school year is over.

#nevermore webtoon #lenore nevermore #annabel lee nevermore #incorrect nevermore quotes #incorrect quotes #annabel lee x lenore #white raven #the deans nevermore #nurse dolly nevermore #miss poppet nevermore

[emotional-witch620]

Heard a story today about a lesbian couple who took their kid to the hospital and the nurse refused to do anything until they knew which one was the « real » mom (because they thought the other had less of a say in the kid’s medical decision). And all I could think about was Buddie with Chris because it would probably go like this:

Nurse: I´m sorry but only the real father can stay, the other is going to have to leave.

Buck : Oh well… It’s h-

Eddie: We’re both his father’s, neither of us are leaving. Our son needs a doctor.

Nurse: No. Hospital policy says only the real father can stay. So which one is it?

Eddie: For fu- The one who is going to deck you in 3 seconds!

#911 #buddie #incorrect quotes #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #christopher diaz #Listen I know the nurse arguments are bull #But the nurse in that story was just as bad #Like they showed her the judge decision which made them both the parent of their kid #And she still refused to acknowledge their rights as parents

[mashkara45]

#rose is a fucking GODESS #alan wake 2 #rose marigold #saga anderson #alan wake quotes #videogames #horror games #videogames quotes #remedy entertainment #valhalla nursing home

[ash-657]

Reporter: Do you have a favorite fox?

Abby: No! Of course not! They are all wonderful in their own ways!

——

Reporter: Do you have a favorite fox?

Wymack: Josten

Reporter: Any particular reason?

Wymack: None

#the clear difference between the nurse and the coach #Nicky pretended to be offended for the next 4 months #Dan and Kevin were actually offended for the next 4 months #he is a great dad i swear #this also fits in my hc of Wymack ALSO being forbidden from speaking to reporters #:) #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #kevin day #david wymack #abby #the foxhole court #incorrect aftg quotes #incorrect aftg

[steviesbicrisis]

Steve, halfway through his internship as a nurse, is working a double shift at the E.R. and he hates every second of it. It's late, mostly drunk people making stupid mistakes come to the E.R. at this hour and he has no patience left to give.

He's daydreaming about his bed and pillow at home when his friend and colleague, doc. Nancy Wheeler, calls him for an emergency: as if to prove his theory about drunkards and stupid mistakes, a dumbass decided it was a good idea to bite a fucking bat during a concert.

Steve wants to kill him, no matter how cute he is, or the fact that he's shamelessly flirting with him.

——

Eddie, still high after the concert: go out with me, cutie

Steve, unimpressed: sorry I can’t go out with people who have rabies, it’s my best friend’s number one fear

Eddie, screaming: I HAVE RABIES???

Nancy: You don’t have rabies.

Steve: maybe. We’re still running tests.

Eddie: you’re so mean

Eddie: jokes on you, I’m very much attracted to evil.

#steddie #incorrect steddie #nancy wheeler #the fruity four #bi steve harrington #nurse steve #musician eddie #gay eddie munson #steve and eddie #steve harrington #steve x eddie #eddie munson #steddie on cracks #sbc writes #incorrect quotes #prompts

[incorrectcreepypastafam]

Creepypasta As Hazbin Hotel

Ben: so what do you think

Jeff: I’m sorry what the fuck was that

Helen: we’re not filming a porn as a commercial

Puppeteer: why not

Nina: I like being forced

Jeff: keep that to yourself, Nina

Nina: Puppeteer sir

Puppeteer: call me dickmaster

Nina: Puppeteer.

Nina: it’s a solution to our biggest problem

Jeff: oh yeah herpes that’s a bitch

Nina: no our other biggest problem

Jeff: oh uh ugly people?

Jeff: math?

Jane: face my wrath

Jeff: who are you

Jane: I attacked you literally last week

Jeff: ?

Jane: we’ve done battle like twenty times

Jeff: well you must’ve been really bad at this

Liu: oh god, here I go, Jeff. just another fucking day with Jeff. hey hey hey fuck my life

Liu: looks like you have everything under control here

Lyra: of course I do, fuck you, now shoo, go take care of the piss baby

Liu: so you should…?

Jeff: do nothing?

Liu: great idea!!

Toby: you still pissed he almost beat you that time?

Jeff: uh fuck you

Toby: just saying

Sally: *gasp* the bad boy is back

Sally: never leave me again

Brian: we’re about 80% sure she’s harmless

Jeff: this is stupid

Lyra: this is not stupid!

Lyra: it’s just the GAMEEEEE

Lyra: Liu did it well so please try to do the same!

Jeff: I’m too sober for this

Jeff: I’m looking forward to stabbing the other residents

Slenderman: WHAT WHY

Slenderman: people are being nice because they want you to feel welcome

Jeff: *middle finger*

Liu: *middle finger*

Toby: *laughs evilly*

Nina: I have my doubts

Tim: Puppeteer’s minions are all over the place and I need you to get rid of them

Jeff: oh well in that case I’d be delighted to

Tim: humanely

Jeff: well that’s a lot less fun

Jeff: this time everyone has to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you

Jeff: I love to suck-

Tim: I swear to fuck if you say dicks

Jeff: popsicles, you sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter

Jeff: but you know, dicks too

Sally: sometimes I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others

Jeff: NINA?!

Clockwork: uh my name’s Clocky

Jeff: no one gives a shit

Jeff: call me fake one more time, motherfucker

Jeff: i dare you

Toby: fake

Jeff: fucking asshole- *hits his head on roof*

Toby: you done?

Liu: Lyra, sweetie, you uh you good?

Lyra: nope no not really!

Sally: maybe it’s time

Lazari: no

Sally: to ask

Lazari: don’t say it

Sally: your dad

Lazari: UGHHHHHH

Lyra: wait that’s it

Jeff: kill everyone?

Lyra: noooooo

EJ: what’s the hold up?

EJ: you got daddy issues?

Lulu: no we’ve just never been close

Lulu: after Mom died he never really wanted to see me

Lulu: he calls sometimes but only if he’s bored or needs me to do something

EJ: daddy issues

Brian: this is the first time she’s called you in years

Brian: this has to be perfect

Brian, picking up the phone: HEYYYY BITCH

Jeff: you may have heard of me from my radio broadcast

Tim: hmmm NOPE I guess that’s why Toby called it the Hazbin Hotel hahaha

Jeff: hahaha it was actually my idea

Tim: hahaha well it’s not very clever

Jeff: haha fuck you

Toby: OKAY

Brian: you like girls! so do I! We have so much in common

Clockwork: how you been?

Jeff: good! Until five minutes ago

Sadie: hey Sally what you been up to, girlie?

Sally: fighting bugs

Sadie: and how’s that going for you

Sally: they’re winning

Sally: but not for long

Lulu: how come he can have faith in me but my own father can’t?

Jeff: oooooh drama *pulls out popcorn*

Slenderman: hi

Slenderman: Slenderman

Slenderman: that’s my wall that you just blew up

Jeff: don’t fucking shush me bitch

Sadie: I need a break but hug a koala for me

Nina: omg can you imagine an actual KOALA

Jeff: anyway you sure fucked up didn’t you

Jeff: oh Lyra, you look an absolute mess

Sadie: I won’t hurt anyone for you

Jeff: who’s asking?!

Ben: Jeff and Toby just left like they were running away from their responsibilities

Ben: should we be alarmed?

Helen: are you fucking high?

Lulu: oh I’m just kidding

Lulu: I know you’re an ace in the hole

Ann: a what now?

Sally: I named all the stains on the carpet

Sally: that one’s Fred

Liu: look I can’t resist a fight okay

Liu, about Jeff: especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead

Lyra: live tonight however you want because-

Toby: we’re all gonna die!

Dina: alright let’s give it up for not dying!

Dina: love not dying!

Dina: … drinks?

Jeff: I mean personally I’m excited it’s been a long time since I stabbed someone and really meant it you know what I mean

Lazari: I dub thee king roach

EJ: oh to understand your twisted little mind

Jeff: anyway I guess

Jeff: please don’t die tomorrow

Jeff: okay bye

Lyra: rip Jane’s cunt mouth out her ass

Jeff: would you just- chill, Lyra, fuck

Zero: they appear to have some kind of shield sir

Puppeteer: oh really? I didn’t see this giant fucking shield in front of me YOU DUMB BITCH NO SHIT

Jeff: I’m about to end your fucking life

Puppeteer: fuck you, you red piece of- too much fucking red- fuck shut up

Ben: hahaha poetry

Jeff: what just happened? Ffffuck

Toby: these fucking angels won’t stop coming

Jeff: HA

Toby: okay I walked right into that one

Jane: Before I take your life I’m going to tear that other eye out of your face

Clockwork: try it bitch

Jeff, to Jane: live

Jeff: live knowing that you only do because I let you

Slenderman: see you messed with my daughter so now I am going to FUCK you

Zalgo: …

Clockwork & Lyra: …

Jeff: 😏

LJ: well this just got interesting

Sally: it’s fuck you up, Dad

Slenderman: wait what did I say?

Liu: how’s mercy taste, you little bitch

Slenderman: take your little friends and GO HOME

Slenderman: please

Puppeteer: I’m The Puppeteer

Helen: and I’m-

Puppeteer: nobody gives a shit who you are, Helen

Zero: anyway congrats to Slenderman and his crew for not being totally fucking useless for once

#not me using literally everyone from my headcanons in this #creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #ben drowned #jeff the killer #tim wright #masky #nina the killer #the puppeteer #jane the killer #homicidal liu #luring lyra #ticci toby #sally creepypasta #brian thomas #hoodie #slenderman #creepypasta clockwork #lazari creepypasta #eyeless jack #lulu creepypasta #suicide sadie #bloody painter #nurse ann #judge angels #zero creepypasta #zalgo #zalgo creepypasta #laughing jack #lyra rogers

[eat-the-lemons]

#dead boy detectives incorrect quotes #dead boy detectives #dbd #incorrect quotes #dead boy detectives night nurse #night nurse #dead boy detectives kashi #dead boy detectives kashina #kashi #kashina

[medbdj]

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[blackopals-world]

Mommy Group Meeting

Marine Biologist!Yuu!Yuu: Well I bottle-fed Violetta. Azul was very involved so after he started feeding her she preferred the bottle.

Vet!Yuu: Lucky you, there never seems to be enough milk in my house. After Vita was born Nuru wanted to be nursed again at 3 years old and cried when I said no. Then we adopted Kato and he still needed to be breastfed too. Let's not talk about Leona. I don't think I've stopped lactating in 3 and a half years.

Nurse!Yuu: (pregnant) I refuse to breastfeed on principle. I'd rather not risk losing a nip dealing with eel teeth. It's a risky game as is with Floyd.

Special Forces!Yuu: We switched up between nursing and bottle. Worked out for us. Mostly because Rook was incessant that that I had had enough time with the babies as is after carrying them for 9 months and he wanted more time with them.

Nurse!Yuu: How many does that make it for you two? About 4 kids now? I don't think I could take more than one as is. God forbid it's twins.

Jester!Yuu: (currently nursing their twins, Koko and Jojo, tired as hell) Hey, fuck you too.

(If you ever wonder, yes I'm always around kids and and mothers.)

#marine biologist!yuu #nurse!yuu #vet!yuu #special forces!yuu #jester!yuu #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #yuuniverse #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #azul ashengrotto x reader #leona kingsholar x reader #floyd leech x reader #ace trappola x reader

[girl-named-matty]

Sebastian: I love sleepovers. Nurse Blainey: This isn't a sleepover. You're in the hospital wing. Sebastian: Then why do I have this nightgown? Nurse Blainey: That's a hospital gown. Sebastian: Truth or dare? Nurse Blainey: ... Sebastian: *waiting patiently* Nurse Blainey: *sighs* Dare.

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #hl #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #Nurse Blainey #I hc that they are good friends because sebastian has ended up in the hospital wing so many times lol #source: pinterest

[harveywritings92]

[Medic! Reader is demonstrating pressure points. She’s pinching the back of Soap’s neck to relieve some stress.]

R/n: Of course if you miss this spot by a quarter inch either way, you could render a person blind or impotent!~

[she releases him]

Gaz: Soap are you okay?

Soap, looks at him: Well, I can see.

[A nurse walks by drops something they lean over to look for it. Soap’s just looking at their butt with a dopey grin on his face.]

Soap: Oh, yeah, I’m fine.~

#S: night court #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty 2022 #john soap mactavish #platonic! Soap #kyle gaz garrick #platonic! Gaz #medic!reader #afab reader #the nurse is gender neutral #call of duty x reader #task force 141

[incorrect-nevermore]

Nurse dolly, smugly: Good morning! Did you sleep well?

Lenore, blinking awake: …Did you fucking sedate me?!

Nurse dolly: You said you were having difficulty sleeping.

Lenore: THAT WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO STAB ME WITH A SYRINGE!!!

#she would #nevermore webtoon #lenore nevermore #incorrect nevermore quotes #incorrect quotes #nurse dolly nevermore

[harringroveera]

Billy: So what’s the plan to get in that lab and save El?

Steve: I think I’m just gonna be honest with the guy

Billy: Honesty will never get us in, Bambi

Steve: Well, what’s your plan?

Billy: Okay, my plan is predicated on the assumption that they have a nurse’s office and your willingness to be lightly stabbed

#harringrove #they do have a nurse office but steve’s not that willing to be lightly stabbed #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringroveera #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #incorrect steve harrington #harringrove textpost #steve x billy #steve harrington x billy hargrove #source: big bang theory