#dead boy detectives incorrect quotes

[boy-in-the-stars]

The Dead Boy Detectives Go to A Spencers

A Saga

Edwin: Charles what the fuck is that?

Charles: Well isn’t this brills.

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Edwin: Charles, does that mug have breasts on it?

Charles: Okay why don’t we look at the shirts

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Edwin: Charles, why does this shirt encourage humans to summon demons? They certainly should not be doing that, demons are nothing to joke about.

Charles: Lord save me.

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Edwin: Charles, who is Mary Jane?

Charles: okay we’re leaving.

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[charles-rxwlands]

edwin: i do not have the words

charles: despite not having the words, edwin proceeded to yell at me for 10 minutes.

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[vik-the-prik]

Edwin: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Charles: That's great, Edwin. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 30 years.

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[eat-the-lemons]

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[adalwolfgang]

DBD incorrect quotes…

FYI: Thomas=Cat King for those who don’t know

Thomas: Must be hard not being able to laugh

(Name): I do have a sense of humor you know

Thomas: I’ve never heard you laugh before

(Name): I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Thomas: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

(Name): 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Thomas: Jokes on you, I can't do math

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(Name): Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Thomas: or maybe you’re just a dumbass.

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(Name): HELP! I TOLD CHARLES I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Thomas, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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(Name), holding a puppy: Guys I impulsively bought a puppy, what do I name him.

Thomas, horrified: You did WHAT–

Niko: Snoopy

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*DBD characters react to you telling them “I love you”*

Edwin: *Panic*

Niko: *cries* I love you too

Charles: Sounds fake but okay

Crystal: *A flustered mess*

Thomas: can i get a refund

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(Name): If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Charles: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Edwin: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Charles, learn to listen.

Niko: What if it bites itself and I die?

Thomas: That’s voodoo.

Crystal: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Charles: That’s correlation, not causation.

Niko: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Thomas: That’s kinky.

(Name): Oh my God.

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[moonyswritinq]

edwin : "missed me, missed me, now you gotta ki..."

charles : "now I gotta what?"

edwin : "nothing, forget it."

charles, grinning : "no, no, now I gotta what?"

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[midnight-skylie]

I know most of the DBD fandom probably thinks at paineland at the trope of "x fell first, xx fell harder" is Edwin falling first and Charles now falling harder; because Edwin was obviously shown first to express his feelings.

But consider this-

Charles falling in love with Edwin slowly a little more every day, falling a bit deeper for him every day they spent side by side.

And at some point later- Edwin is crushing hard. Realizing "oh shit, I love him-" and falling hard in a chaotic storm of feeling he doesn't know how to deal with, in a complete mess.

Idk, both options are great interpretations of their dynamic but I personally prefer the second version more.

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[nic-the-rat]

DEAD BOY DETECTVES INCORRECT QUOTES!!! (EDWIN EDITION)

there are so many of him because i'm an edwin relator and also he is SOOOO TUMBLRCODED. he would be a tumblr user and also say all these things. or at least think them. (credit to these tumblr users as well <3)

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[nikolailantsovhoe]

Edwin: Charles , what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Charles : I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Edwin: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask The Cat King.

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[deadboyquotes]

Charles: Fight me you nerd ass slut!

Edwin: At least try and sound more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Charles: Oh I’m sorry; Dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Crystal: Somehow that’s worse.

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[zorilleerrant]

Niko: If you were home alone when you weren't expecting anyone and you heard a knock at your door, who would you be more surprised to see, a fairy or a walrus?

Edwin: Why would Mick be at our door?

Charles: Maybe he's dropping something off.

Edwin: Surely we would be expecting him then?

Crystal: Plus we already kind of have fairies.

Niko: That's true, but if they knocked at the door that would mean they escaped and that would be really surprising.

Edwin: They are not fairies; they are small gods.

Charles: Sure, but what if they were fairies?

Edwin: They aren't fairies!

Crystal: And we never resolved why Mick was dropping something off. Like, does he have a case for us?

Niko: Aw, if Mick had a case for us, I would help him. We can totally help him, you guys.

Charles: You know, you're not wrong, if he had a case for us I wouldn't be surprised to hear from him at all.

Edwin: I don't even know if fairies exist, let alone why they should need our help.

Niko: Wait, do the fairies have a case, too?

Crystal: If a fairy knocked at our door it's a good bet it would have a case for us, yeah. Or why else would it show up?

Charles: Yeah, but we already know Mick.

Edwin: Why is Mick knocking at our door?

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[certifiablyinsanez]

Charles (denial): you know you’re not my type.

Edwin (lying): well you’re not my type either.

Charles (bi-curiously): wait how am I not your type?

Edwin (bullshitting): because I like them a little more rugged than you.

Charles (fuming, picturing the cat king): I’m rugged! I’m so rugged!

Edwin (a certified bitch): see you’re flying off the handle, I don’t like that (thinking about night nurse).

Charles (flirty bisexual panic): that’s a very rugged thing to do!

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[vik-the-prik]

Niko: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he like liked Apollo?

Edwin: ICARUS?

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[doththymayo]

Davey, facing a bookshelf: Grab the blue book, it should be down and to the left.

Jack, also facing the bookshelf: Is that your left or my left?

Davey:

Davey: We have the same left!

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[incorrect-omgcp-frogs]

Whiskey: I'm gonna tell you something 'cause I think you really need to hear it. You should go fuck yourself.

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[moonyswritinq]

edwin : "I'm thinking of doing something stupid."

monty : "I'm stupid, do me."

edwin : "I- what?"

monty, realising : "I said that out loud."

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