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#incorrect frog quotes
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Dex: There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
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notcreative360 · 1 month
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MC: Why is Beel so tense for?
Levi: Mammon decided to prank him by putting a frog on the table.
MC: ...I don't get it.
Mammon: You know that frogs eat flies, right?
MC: Oooh~ Belphie is gonna kill you.
Mammon: You'll protect me, right? (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)
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uwudonoodle · 1 month
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marsinoff · 4 months
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Charles: Just... one kiss? Max: Just one. Unless you want more. Charles: *blushes*
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whoopsiesnodaisies · 11 months
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James: *sneaking in through their window* Lily: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night? James: I was with Regulus? Regulus: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
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movietimegirl · 5 months
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Bo Katan: What are you reading?
Grogu: A book of things I love
Bo Katan: Oh, can I take a look?
Grogu: Sure
Bo Katan: These are just photos of frogs and your father.
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frog-0n-a-l0g · 8 months
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✨the Wild West🤠✨
Angel: guys
Angel: guys guys guys
Sh: omg no caps?
Sh: a momentous event
Babe: do I need to bring reinforcements?
Sam: oh lord I really hope this gc is calming down
Angel: only for this moment
Angel: me and Davey were having a movie night and Ik he’s had a hard time at work so I offered to massage his shoulders right?
Sam: mhm?
Angel: he’s now asleep in my lap hugging my waist and it’s the cutest shit ever
[angel has sent an attachment]
Sh: omg that is so cute
Sam: that giant terror of a man snuggles?
Angel: yes he does😌
Babe: only in private
Babe: the most I’ve seen in public is holding hands
Sh: lol Milo does that
Sh: I mean he’s affectionate in front of ppl tho
Sam: well shit
angel: look at my man’s
Angel: I love him sm
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cissa-calls · 7 months
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 628
Agatha: “I’ve seen fashion come and go, trends recycle and begin anew time and time of again…but THIS is something special!”
Wanda: “What is it? Don’t leave us in suspense?!”
Y/N: “Is it a gown? Some beautiful 16th century Renaissance dress with robes and jewels sewn in the bodice?”
Wanda: “Or maybe a cloak! Lined with velvet and plush wool with embroidery on the hood!”
Agatha:…
Wanda: “That’s what it is, right? Right?”
Agatha: “I’m gonna take my frog onesie and go.”
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tiredcowboyy · 5 months
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merlin and any of the knights on a journey give kermit and fozzie during moving right along vibes
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v-via-a · 11 months
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Y/N Character
Alan / Edgar Frog - We aren’t afraid to kill you with these stakes to prove you’ve all turned into vampires!”
Y/N - But anyone can get killed with a stake being plunged into them?
Michael - …..
Sam - “Damn….”
Star - “Oh Shi-“
The Lost Boys - “hahaha Y/N got you there”
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doodlydoodlies · 2 days
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Image: Mr. Croak from Steam Community Workshop
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Chowder: Imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and you could just eat them without any interference. I wouldn't know how to act.
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cyber-streak-2 · 7 months
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The Constructicons: Prowl! We’ve been looking for you everywhere!
Prowl: What a coincidence. I’ve been avoiding you everywhere.
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 4 months
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Ares: I've been looking for you everywhere.
Xena: What a coincidence, I've been avoiding you everywhere.
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that-guy-sleepy-miles · 5 months
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Rayman, coming home with take out: Sushi!
Bullfrog: You seem to really like sushi, mon aubergine. You get it whenever you have time off, it makes me feel as though you have nothing else you like, haha!
Rayman:
Rayman, staring unabashedly: I like frog legs as well.
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frog-man-moments · 1 month
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dinner at OTH house.
agent 8: mommy pass the salt please
agent 4,agent 3,marina, and pearl reach for the salt.
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