Lucifer: The ice wolf likes mc…
Mc: *caressing Cerberus while is climbing on one of Lotan heads* Wow, a dangerous mystical creature liked me, who would have imagined it? who would have expected it at this point? After all this time and experiences...
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MC????😭😭😭😭😭
MC with Levi: awww i wanna pet the cute kitty
MC with Mammon: I want to tear your clothes off and fuck you on the floor in front of your horrified brother.
guys seriously levi's right there
Okay but seriously, who here thinks MC & Mammon have an exhibitionism kink? Because they've:
• this^
• Made out and moaned in the middle of a class during a test
• in a changing room
• in the actual literal sky with nothing stopping people from seeing them
• while zombies were banging on the door in an amusement park
• sex(?) in a movie theatre (that was rented out for them but still public)
• sex (?) in a pool (that was rented out for them but still public)
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Bon Voyage Event Spoilers!
God Solomon's lies by omission are really getting out of hand.
"Oh MC, I'm so sorry! I was just testing out this magic pillow to go into dreams and somehow accidentally fell asleep! So sorry we spent the night together in dreamland. I am not sorry in the slightest"
"Oh, by the way, would you like to try the pillow to go into my dreams? You would?? Great! Well we'll have to sleep together tonight even though I just used the pillow totally fine when we were in different rooms. No backsies"
"Hm? Having trouble sleeping? Take a whiff of this! It's not chloroform if it's magic"
"And now we're in my dreams! What fun! We are going on a cutesy, cliche human world date where not a damn soul can disturb us or so help me-!!"
How are you Solo-lovers not just constantly-
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Simeon: Although, judging by these costumes, perhaps a marching band would be more appropriate.
Mc: …
Diavolo: Mc?
Mc: When I was a young boy, my father….
Simeon: Wha-
Mc: Took me into the city to see a marching band~
Diavolo: What a nice father.
Lucifer: I don't think that happened Diavolo.
Mc: *clenching their fists* He said "Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"
Simeon: Eeem…
Mc: He said: Will you defeat them*motivating themself* Your demons *pointing to Lucifer and the others*, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made?!!!!
Lucifer: Mc, get down from the table.
Mc: "Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom *putting their hand on their chest* to lead you in the summer~
Barbatos: *smiling* Oh my.
Mc: *falling dramatically to their knees with tears in their eyes* TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE!!!!!!
Lucifer: *sighing* At least they're motivated.
Simeon: *chuckling*
Barbatos: They seems to take it very seriously.
Diavolo: I knew Mc would be perfect for this role :D.
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It was the first thing I thought of when I started with the event and I have not been able to get it out of my head xd
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Mephistopheles vs Butterfly
Okay this is too cute
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Oh no. He's knows. He knows we are simps. It's over for us.
...Solomon has grown territorial lately and I'm totally not internally screaming and blushing.
JESUS CHRIST HE'S LEGIT NOT LETTING ANYONE STAND A CHANCE AGAINST HIM-
He's really going all the way. He's tying MC down to himself. Legit he either gives you a ring 'to remember this occasion' or he gives you a 'matching necklace'.
He's literally lowkey marrying us every chance he gets.
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The fact that Mammon would rather be homeless and with everyone than having to be separated 😭😭 ilhsm
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Nooooo— Not in front of the child, bruh! 😭😭😭
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