#of course he would taste it

[uselessalexis165]

I JUST NOTICED THAT HE WAS TASTING IT

#of course he would taste it #my text #hazbin hotel #alastor

[smilesrobotlover]

Giving a Goron a secret stone is dangerous

#king of the Gerudo #totk #totk spoilers #💀💀 #oh daruk my beloved #at least Yunobo has some sense in him #along with the Goron sage #daruk is a himbo through and through #he won’t eat it of course but like #look at that thing #it looks tasty as frick #he would want a little lick #a little taste if you will

[weaverofink]

POV you are adrien agreste and your father has just come out with a very controversial new fashion line for you to model for the fall season

#miraculous ladybug #ml #mlb #ml fanart #adrien agreste #chat noir #gabriel agreste #its a whole line of couture looks based on supervillains bc gabriel has no shame #the media has a field day #some of them are calling it bold and revolutionary and others are saying its in bad taste #adrien has extremely mixed feelings about having to wear them #plagg thinks its funny. bc of course he would #art #my art #weaverofink

[suppressiveperson]

INSANE drama going down in the gay people with bad opinions fandom

based on @11x13kyle & @gaystan ‘s microceleb au

#this is sooooo fun to come up with draw it’s amazing #south park #south park fanart #my art #microceleb au #if Kyle doesn’t update his pfp on Twitter on June 1st to something with the trans flag in it his mother calls him & asks if hes not proud #also I gave cartman his hat bc I think he would be obsessed with having a ‘brand’ for himself involving some kind of distinct look #and he has no taste of course. so it’s a suit and his old hat #also cartman’s background is absolutely a green screen it’s not real

[danthropologie]

Ricciardo opens up on his McLaren departure: “I didn't care anymore" | Goodwood Road and Racing

#daniel ricciardo #m:sm #dan #red bull redux #HELLO??????? #i know people have posted parts of this but it's NOT ENOUGH!!! THERE'S SO MUCH MORE!!!! #and even this i would say isn't all of it #the christian of it all!!! the simon of it all!!!! going back expecting ridicule!!!! so fucking loved and doesn't even know it!!! INSANE!!! #also that first quote about christian specifically mentioning simon is soooo like. simon IS coming back and daniel's gonna make sure of it #whether that's convincing simon to do it of his own volition or just reiterating over and over how impactful that was for him #to the point where OBVIOUSLY christian is going to have no choice but make the executive decision that simon needs to come back temporarily #just to help daniel ease the transition back #but of course all of this is happening knowing that the second simon gets a taste of that magic again there's no way he's giving it up 😈

[poorlydrawnandroids]

From the people who brought you: "Android detectives can't cook!" comes the concept: "Hank has a horrible food palate!"

He's happy to try anything once.

#the rainbow shrimp skewer is from worst cooks in america #it made me laugh so hard i had to draw this #also idk how egg correlates with cheese #none of them know what anything tastes like #and hank is like ‘i mean food is food’ #he's so valid #i'm the least pickiest eater in ever and will also try anything once #one time my starbucks coworkers asked me how much money it would take for me to put the sink discard in my mouth #i said $5 tbh #BUT IN MY DEFENSE it was like idk whip cream and fruit pieces like bfd you know yolo #also i love both the idea that they are all expert 5 star chefs who feed hank WELL #and the idea that they all are riding the thin line between edible content and something resembling sumo's finest backyard creations #of course the second one resonates well with my content so #incompetent chefs it is #rk bros #rk brothers #dbh hank #dbh nines #dbh sixty #detroit become human #dbh comic #comic #also sorry for the reupload the first version's quality was HEINOUS #hopefully this is better #dbh connor

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

btw! You were talking about your multi shipping and some secret rare pair. I've been in suspense ever since. What's the pair anyway? Or are you in the middle of making a chart? I'm just real curious

oh lmao did i not say what it was? it's not some 'oooh ahhh' thing i just had a Cute Thought and went "yeah i can dig that!". its simply Niche!

first i was thinkin "aw, yk Barnaby/Eddie is kinda cute" and then immediately went "wait ohhhh established Laughingstock but they fold Eddie into the relationship" and yeah <3

#just a silly little ehee aha fun little Thoughts #barnaby & howdy having a good ol time trying to drop hints & court ed <3 #i have taste i Swear #ok thats i lie i can enjoy practically anything but yk.... #its cute!!! its Cute!!! #eddie and his tall silly guys! #barnaby and his hard-working chatterbox boys! #howdy and eddie and their laidback hound!! #rambles from the bog #im imagining them reclining against barn after a long day's work #chattering endlessly while barn just sits there in peace. listening of course! chiming in when able! #i feel like howdy and eddie Getting Along or in a Romantic Relationship would be unbearable #they both talk so much... it'd be an endless feedback loop yk #but barnaby has big ears to track both sides of the conversation!! #and if they all move into barnaby's place #im picturing... howdy and eddie having quiet early mornings together before walking to work arm-in-arm <3 #but yeah yeah... #romantic pairings aside i Do think that barnaby & eddie have a lot of friend potential! #and i want howdy to get the fuck over his one sided rivalry (kidding! i love it! its one of my favorite things!) #so that he and eddie can just talk endlessly at each other. i think they could get along as well - howdy willing of course #oh i feel character dynamic analysis brain waking up #bc genuinely i think eddie Does want to be pals with howdy #which makes sense! theyre the only working neighbors! Camaraderie! Understanding! Solidarity! #and i feel like that came across a liiiiitle bit in his shared audio with howdy #but howdy's got a stick up his ass (said lovingly) hE tALkS yOuR eAr OfF #*proceeds to talk nonstop at barnaby for the next hour* #howdy: he's trying to steal my place in the neighborhood. he's mocking me. he thinks i don't work half as hard as him #(cut to eddie smiling and waving at howdy from afar - genuinely happy to see him) #ANYWAY DERAILING MY OWN TAGS AGAIN SORRY #yeah i just think its a cute thought to entertain when im bored! its not serious just Fun

[captaincleverusernamehere]

Okay so I’ve purposely not read anything about the new companion/her actor, but like, with the way RTD has started off his return, with Tennant’s costume and calling him the 14th doctor and overshadowing Gatwa’s entrance and naming Donna’s daughter Rose, it all really feels like he’s trying to milk nostalgia to bring him/the show back into the good graces of its worst critics from the past few years.

Like, with Ruby Sunday (what a name…) being a young blonde girl immediately after the Doctor’s return to Tennant’s body, I feel like RTD’s just going to use her to be the vessel for the Doc’s Very Own Morality Nostalgia Trip/Getting Over Rose Time like he did with Martha, which I think was a pretty universally disliked decision.

Maybe I’m wrong, but Doctor Who has been built over the past half century to be a show about moving forward, and all of these gestures look more like bringing things “back to normal” to me, which i think is the wrong move.

#doctor who #not to be overly negative #I would LOVE to be proven wrong #and of course I’m still excited about everything in the future of the show #but with Disney having some creative control now #and russel REALLY not going with the flow of everything the show’s become since the end of his run #it feels sort of… not even cheap; just in poor taste #people were excited for his return to see what new stories he could create; not to see the old ones all over again #I hope he still lives up to expectations but right now he’s really treading water #this really does sound so angry; I promise I’m not; it’s just that this is the only outlet for my thoughts on this show and this is the only #show that makes me think like this at all #so most of these posts are just thought experiments and exercises in argumentation. I still love this show with all my heart #:) #but yeah I hope I made my argument clear. I wish I could show my blog posts to my English teacher bc everything here is better written than #anything I give him fhgdhfgdh #russel t davies #millie gibson #ruby sunday #rose Tyler #doctor who series 14

[canigetuuu]

DirkJohn Week day 1: first love/first date

Throckmorton/Casey in the real

#I'm sorry but I couldn't imagine a first date for dirkjohn that didn't involve either a) #a 30 chapter adventure epic spanning 4 alternate universes and at least 2 mini golf courses that left both of them changed forever as peopl #that they would later recount to their friends via sockpuppet theater #or b) a three day long movie marathon featuring the friendly obliteration of each other's tastes #neither of which I felt i had time to fully bring to life lmao #so here they are chaperoning their kids' first date instead #I have no idea if Dirk's nakodile son Throckmorton is canon or not i just saw him in a fic once and fell in love #he's soooo good at skateboards guys its unreal #anyway #dirkjohnweek2022 #homestuck #my art #dirkjohn

[twpsyn-who]

Soulmates AU in which your soul is bounded to your soulmate's soul.

What does that mean exactly? That when you die, if your soulmate is still alive you can't move on. Instead your soul is stuck by your soulmate's side until they die too, so the two souls can become one in death. Depending on how strong the bond between the two is, one could see (and even interact!) with their deceased soulmate.

Now this but, you know by now, JeanMarco. With Marco waking up and the first thing he saw was Jean's terrified face while looking at the dead body- Marco's half eaten dead body. He learns it pretty quickly that he can't leave Jean's side, bound to follow his best friend around. He also learns that is possible for Jean to see and hear him during the ceremony of burning the fallen soldiers during Trost ; it lasted so little, too little for all the things Marco wanted to say. If he knew Jean was listening from the beginning, he would've started with exposing Reiner and Berthold right away. By the time he took notice that not only Jean was looking at him, but listening too, it was too late. Every other word from him was meet with silence, unheard by the living.

Isn't until the 57th expedition outside the walls that Marco learns that he can interact with Jean too, touch him. In his panic after Jean's failed attack on the Female Titan Marco didn't think and went straight to his best friend's side, touching his shoulder while looking for any injuries. Jean's eyes went straight to the place Marco's was touching, looking confused- until he followed the arm and saw Marco in front of his very own eyes. And just like everything, it lasted too little for Marco's liking. The Female Titan took hold of Reiner, crushing him in her hand, and Jean could no longer see him.

It was later, much much later than either of them would've liked, for Marco to understand how everything works. To know that he could only interact with Jean when his mind was filled with thoughts of Marco. By then Jean already began to move on, the secret of Reiner and Berthold's true selves already out. So Marco could only watch, unable to be there for his other half- for Jean.

And it was when they saw the ocean for the first time that Marco understood why he was truly stuck by Jean's side. When he saw his best friend having fun with the others and realized just how much he loves him. When he realizes that all he truly wants is to be by Jean's side, the way they promised each other to do during their training days.

Edit : Think of Ben and Klaus Hargreeves for easier visual.

#Jean starting to think of Marco less and less until he becomes a mere memory in the back of his head #While Marco keeps thinking of Jean more and more hoping for at least one more second together #Marco telling Jean to calm down while he's attacking Annie in her crystal and that being the only reason he even stopped :) #Them having so many small moments but Jean thinking he lost his fucking mind #Sometimes Marco's voice would tell Jean to dodge or something and Jean would hesitate one second- just for it to be the right call #Marco yelling 'Jean! Look out!' when Gabi gets inside the airship and Jean looks towards the entrance but is too late- #Gabi already shoot Sasha by then #Marco feeling SO GUILTY over it because he couldn't warm them sooner #But also Marco and Sasha chilling together because Sasha couldn't leave Connie's side either #And her describing to him all the food Niccolo has cooked for her! The taste and the different textures and the bright colors! #'Of course I love Connie! He's my other half my twin! You must love Jean very much too to be stuck by his side all this time!' #'Of course I do. He's my other half too. My everything' and that's when they realize that their situation isn't the same #That Marco's love for Jean wasn't the same as Sasha's love for Connie #anyway #aot #jean kirstein #jeanmarco #aot jean #marco bodt #marco bott #snk #aot marco #jean kirschstein #soulmate au #JeanMarco Soulmate AU #I mean it can be platonic if you truly want. But I don't want to so there's that lol #Hesitate no second*

[starbuck]

I’ve seen some OFMD Takes that equate Stede and Ed’s softness and boil it down to an anti-toxic masculinity thing and an uncomplicated moral good, but I feel like doing that misses a lot of nuance by ignoring the role that class plays in their stories.

Stede does face negative repercussions for being ‘soft,’ for failing to measure up to the ideal of masculinity enforced by civilization, but only social consequences. And that’s not to say those consequences don’t matter; it’s terrible that his father was emotionally abusive, that he was bullied by his peers, that he felt alienated from his family. However, nobody was going to repossess his house because he wasn’t performing masculinity up to their standards. He was never going to have to worry about where his next meal would come from because of it.

Further, Stede has the privilege to walk away whenever he feels like it. He can “upend his entire comfortable life to become a pirate” and then “un-abandon [it] on a whim” and STILL face no economic consequences for any of it.

Ed, meanwhile, cannot just walk away from being Blackbeard because his legend is his only source of income. He can’t simply choose to stop being a pirate and be soft instead because, for him, the consequence of failing to perform the ideal of masculinity is death. In a fair and equal world, Ed would be able to wear all the silk robes and throw all the talent shows he wanted to, but that is not the world he lives in.

Piracy was supposed to be his escape from poverty, but all it’s managed to do is allow him to stave it off, and become a prison unto itself in the process. Ed is trapped, not by toxic masculinity, but by economic desperation. No matter how hard he tries, he’s still not one of “those kind of people” and he never will be. That’s the symbolism of him throwing the red silk away at the end of ep 10: the acceptance that “you wear fine things well” was only ever a dream for him and that dream is now dead.

#our flag means death #ofmd #which is why i DO think there’s an argument to be made that Stede ‘ruined’ Ed - just not in the way he thinks #but by giving him a taste of what a truly comfortable life is like and then ripping that away from him #leaving Ed not just dissatisfied with his life as Blackbeard but fucking MISERABLE in it #which was not Stede’s intention of course but it is What Happened - from Ed’s perspective anyway #and that element cannot be separated from his heartbreak over Stede’s leaving him - they’re one in the same #which is not me saying that Ed only loved Stede because of his money - that would be ridiculous #but at the same time - pretty much everything that originally fascinated Ed about Stede is related to Stede’s privilege #INCLUDING his softness! #which isn’t to say that softness is bad - only that moralizing it misses the point #misses it in the exact same way that Ed does in declaring himself a monster for the things desperation drove him to do #it’s just not that simple #in a show where the very first episode reminds you that no one except Stede is a pirate because they want to be - it’s not that simple #and - with that in mind - i would not be at all surprised if Ed’s first reaction to hearing that Stede gave up his fortune to return to #piracy isn’t ‘gosh how romantic’ but ‘ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE???? DO YOU THINK THAT *I* WOULD STILL BE A PIRATE IF I HAD ANY OTHER CHOICE??’ #and that is a valid reaction

[dipyouuinhoney]

Just thinking about Wayne finding out about Steve and Eddie dating because one day he comes home and catches Eddie playing ABBA's I Have a Dream on his guitar, the song blasting from the radio. When Eddie notices his uncle's presence, he throws the guitar away, turns off the radio, all flustered and says they need a new one, cause theirs is definitely broken. A few seconds later the song starts playing in the distance and it's Steve parking outside their place, Eddie looks guilty af while Wayne puts 2 and 2 together.

#you know Eddie would listen to shitty music for his boyfriend #he would learn how to play it for him in fact #I see your Eddie Would Judge Steve's Music Taste and I raise you one Eddie Would Learn His Favorite Songs and Play Them For Him #oh and of course uncle Wayne would be super proud of Eddie for being in a relationship and expanding his music taste lol #steddie #I love them so much #steddie headcanon

[drinkingdeadpeopletea]

i think what's really getting me about kozma claiming to have blown up the moon and also claiming to "be" the breach and basically equating "breach collaborators" and "my allies" in the same speech is that. the breach operative we've known since season one, the person who "is" the breach as far the story's concerned, is saskia. and midst is saskia's HOME! she built the black candle with her own two hands (metaphorically, at the very least), she LOVES it there and she loves those people :( and if we take kozma's story at face value, she just threw the "centerpoint" (according to imelda) of her own operation entirely under the bus and endangered the lives not only of innocent people but also of a bunch of her own operatives without their knowledge just to destabilize the trust and frankly that makes me kind of hope she IS telling the truth simply because that's the kind of betrayal i find absolutely delicious,

#midst spoilers #midst #midst podcast #i DO think she's probably bluffing about all or most of it. i bet she was collaborating with the breach but not as closely or with as much #authority as she just claimed and i no longer think she blew up the moon #but MAN those claims leave a nasty taste in my mouth for the exact reasons outlined above. #and it certainly COULD make sense! it's a smart move to encourage/fund/organize an insurrectionary movement within your political rival! #and easy to sacrifice them--especially when it's not even all of them and you've got bigger plans now--to make an even bolder move! #she's a collector! she can move her pieces around the board! #and the scheming of it all only makes her threats have more credibility to the upper trustees she's threatening #except of course that hieronymous is sitting right there having the full perspective & caring about the breach and about saskia specificall #just one more crazy layer to what must have been going through his head during that dinner #frankly. WEEPE has the full perspective too although whether he cares about any of it remains to be seen #i do think kozma is probably going to get killed by the trust/weepe pretty quickly here. but i would LIKE for saskia to get to confront her #if kozma IS telling the truth #it's nuts even WITHOUT the breach component considering she OWNED midst until literally last week. ma'am those were YOUR people. #like to be very clear blowing up that moon was a callous and fucked up thing to do regardless of personal connection. whoever did it. #but the closer the relationship gets the crazier it feels as a thing to do or to claim to have done #i just think saskia deserves revenge or justice on SOMEONE for her home being used as a piece in this stupid game...

[definitelynotshouting]

Drive by bit of trivia that I think fits into your Hunger AU - Evo!Grian (pre-Watcher) was neutral in the big dispute on the server, iirc (Mafia vs Property Police) but HC!Grian (post-Watcher) ends up getting a rep for starting wars. Also, don't know if you know about Demise in HC s6, but it was kind of a precursor to the Life SMP, so you could probably use that in your fic if you want? Maybe as Grian's first "oh hey suffering tastes good" moment or something? Only if you think it fits, though.

OHHHHHH I AM GAZING AT THIS TRIVIA!!! yeah ive never watched Evo so the extent of my knowledge is what i can find on the wiki and extrapolate from other people's posts on tumblr 😂😂😂😂 so im always happy to receive tidbits about it!!!

Also 👁️ oooooh ive heard about Demise a little bit but nothing more than the name and that i think it involved collecting heads or smth??? But i could totally see that being the seed planted for the future life games-- i imagine stuff like that would be almost like LARPing in a sense, due to Player death mostly being an inconvenience, but the fear and exhilaration of being hunted down would have been so tasty. It would make sense for that to stick in Grian's brain, and give him a lowkey guiding point when scrambling to make the life series!!!

#grian #watcher grian #evo watchers #hunger au #hermitcraft #shouting speaks #grian was with the watchers for several years before he escaped so he'd already been shown the ropes of feeding #so it wouldnt be his first time finding out suffering tastes good-- but gods demise would be SO cool as a subliminal realization for him #like. its in his brain now. and yes there was fear but it was still a *game* and they were having fun.... #but of course when youre on the brink of dying via starvation your first thought isnt going to be about fun #its gonna be about what you can wring out to survive #and thus the life games are born #smth smth idk this might only make sense to me #THANK U FOR DRIVEBY TIDBITS I APPRECIATE THEM VERY MUCH!!!!! #txt

[apricote]

it's so fucking cute when astarion says that wyll is the sort of prince-type he would have once dreamed of marrying 🫶🥺

#mayhaps i will fuck around at some point and play the astarion origin and make them kiss #for science of course!!! #anyway astarion saying that and then sirius looks at him like the marina and the diamonds holding a microphone meme #like my dude you have excellent taste (he's a wyll romancer) #he already said to astarion he would want to taste wyll's blood so #things are going #astarion and sirius best friends forever #talking about boys and drinking wine #😭 #💬

[syn0vial]

so, i've been seeing a lot about the new BG3 epilogues, but i gotta ask: do you get a similar epilogue if you choose to become the absolute at the end? i know it's unlikely, but... i have thoughts about how that could go 👀

#baldur's gate 3 #like maybe absolute!tav gets bored of being surrounded by mindless thralls #and magnanimously gives the party their minds back for one evening #not enough that they can fight back but enough to say what they're really thinking #i think it'd be interesting to see which companions have resigned themselves to or even accepted their fate #and which ones are still fucking furious #and it could depend on things like companion quest outcomes and relationships! #for example if you never killed cazador maybe astarion would be more resigned to his fate #bc tav isn't as cruel a master as cazador was and in a twisted way keeps him safe from being taken back in by cazador's compulsion #whereas if you killed cazador‚ he'd be furious. bc he had just had his first taste of real freedom and you took it away from him. #different flavors of angry for spawn vs ascendant astarion of course #or like if you were playing a shar cleric and shadowheart stayed a shar worshiper she might actually see your actions as a good thing #seeing you as taking control of the absolute in the name of shar #whereas if you'd encouraged her to forge her own path she'd be disgusted with your hypocrisy #things like that #basically: feed me the angst pls