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#one last dance before retirement: somehow saving williams again
hungriestheidi · 13 days
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what if something insane happens and adrian newey goes to the excel sheet team, what if he does that as a sort of challenge
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srebrnafh · 3 years
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This FF is definitely trying to gain priority over my novel.
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"The Master is here!"
William grimaced. He hadn't meant to surprise the household with his arrival, but since the carriage wheel had become damaged and the driver and two footmen remained behind to get it taken care of, he and Richard left them to the task and made much better time home on horseback than they would have otherwise.
And so, they had arrived in the midst of a chaotically looking discussion between several servants and what looked to be a young woman berating them with the authority of a housekeeper.
The girl was too young to be a housekeeper.
That was his first thought.
On the second look, however, he didn't notice anything lacking about the house - all servants seemed to be about their tasks - even though he had arrived without warning - and everything seemed to be in good repair. Apparently, the house didn't suffer much due to Mrs Reynolds' illness.
Actually, if she's that good, he mused, This may be the best moment to get Mrs R to retire at last. She can't be working forever and as Papa had a cottage prepared for her long ago, she wouldn't be moving that far away...
His thoughts trailed away as she suddenly turned, finally noticing servants staring at him.
He in turn noticed her, finally registering the slim figure, the wisps of feathery ebony hair sticking out from under her cap and the dancing steps of her tiny feet - bare feet? - peeking from under her slightly raised skirt hem. Even holding up the mass of wet cloth she was still as graceful as any lady of the London ball floors.
"Mister... Darcy," she finally uttered, clasping her hands together in surprise, then caught her skirts again, as the fell - water-logged and heavy - on her bare toes. Yes, definitely bare, he could see it clearly now. "Dear me! I'm so, so sorry - we didn't know you'd be coming!" she seemed flustered and uncertain right now, just as she had been all poised and decisive a moment before.
"Ah, my fault completely, madame," he managed to keep his gaze at her face - now blushing deeply and embarrassed.
As for first impressions, this must be one of the most interesting, he thought as he looked at her trying to somehow save her feet from touching the wet dress and recover her dignity at the same time.
"There has been an accident with the water, I presume?"
He now kept his gaze steadfastly away from both her heart-shaped face and the unusual view of stocking-less female feet.
"I'm afraid so, sir," she sighed. "Someone had trailed mud in through the kitchen entrance and one of the maids was assigned to cleaning it. Unfortunately, she was called off and left the broom in a wrong place. A footman tripped on it, while carrying a bucket of water, so the water did the job of flushing the mud from the floor quite nicely but reached the door exactly as I opened it from outside. And with me being two steps down," she smiled ruefully and gestured towards her skirts. "If you will excuse me, I will go to my rooms and try to..." she paused "deal with the immediate issue. I shall be back with you presently."
"Of course, absolutely," he managed to say before she fled, both still flushed with embarrassment.
"I must say, William, this was new," the voice of his cousin came drawling from the doorway.
"Well, this is my new housekeeper"
Richard straightened and strolled inside.
"I rather meant you - talking in such cultured way to a woman standing in front of you on her bare feet. And such tiny feet they are - she seemed all rather delicate, didn't she?"
"Richard," he growled. "This is my new housekeeper. You are not to try and dazzle her with your wit, charm or supposed gallantry. I don't want her scared away before I have at least a chance to gauge how she did her work."
"And what is the name of this promising black-haired young lady?"
They walked towards the library, passing by the various servants, set apparently to cleaning and mending the windows for the fall season.
"It's... well, Chester did the actual hiring, but I know I remembered it... Ah! Isabelle Benoit!"
"A French name," Richard remarked with distaste.
"Born in England, of English mother. My lawyer did a thorough check - mostly with the attorney of her previous employers. After all, I did hire her."
"That you did," Richard nodded amicably. "And what are you planning to do now? Have dear old Reynolds retire to a quiet cottage and let this young thing stay? You know what people will say."
William's brow furrowed in quiet anger.
"I know perfectly well what people will say. That's why I'm considering my options here very carefully. I could... well, let her go, and hire someone local, preferably a married couple, to deal with all the servants..."
"... but she seems to be doing fairly well."
"Exactly. It would be rather unfair to fire her without an actual reason to."
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@totallysilvergirl Another piece ;)
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itsmajel · 6 years
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Majel Reads - September2017
[What is this?]
Supernatural - Destiel
Hell on Earth Verse by grey2510, ThayerKerbasy
Summary Verse: Crowley had always had a plan. Even when he lost, he won. And when he died, he made sure his affairs were in order and that the one person he liked trusted tolerated inherited his most valuable and prized possessions.
Dean wasn't sure he'd ever forgive the bastard.
Juliet couldn't believe she'd been stuck with a blind pup for a new master.
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Summary First Story: I, Crowley, known in life as Fergus Roderick MacLeod, being of sound mind, body, and demonized soul, declare that this is my last will and testament. I hereby revoke, annul, and cancel all wills and codicils previously made by me, either jointly or severally. I declare that I am of legal age, and have been since before my lawyer's grandfather was conceived. This last will expresses my wishes without undue influence or duress, even — or, indeed, particularly — when said wishes are contrary to those of anyone who ever wanted anything from me. I hereby nominate, constitute, and appoint the demon Timothy Hubbard as Executor. If this Executor is unable or unwilling to serve, then I appoint the demon Harold Newman as alternate Executor. My Executor is empowered to settle any and all debts on my behalf, excluding soul contracts. I hereby bequeath...
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To avoid undermining Sam and Eileen’s important weekend, they decide to keep their new relationship status a secret. They’ll keep the heart eyes toned down and their hands to themselves, but the struggle is real.
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“No, no you’re missing the point. I am just saying IF you cheated on me-”
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“You?” Bucky pauses mid-rotation, a look of patent disbelief on his face. “Overdo things? Say it ain’t so.”
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When Thorin offers to braid his hair, Bilbo reluctantly agrees, if just to have something to remember the dwarf by.
Except it doesn't do Thorin any favors. Bilbo was already attractive enough, and now there are braids. In his hair.
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Prompt fic. One-shot. Sort of.
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don't you think we ought to know by now? don't you think we should have learned somehow? don't you think we ought to know by now? don't you think we should have learned somehow?
[Explicit] [ 18,806 Words ] [2 Works] [Read on AO3 here]
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