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diiambee · 4 years
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wag ka nang malungkot...
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OH PRAISE THE LORD
putcheke cHOUKEI TF SKSKSKSKKSKSJSJSJSKSKKSKSKS AMPUTA WAIT
Inhale
eX H A L E
hEE hAWW
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shoichi · 6 years
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the @paloozazine ososan fansize is finally open for preorders! i’ve got to see the pieces and it looks absoloutely amazing, can’t wait to see it printed! here’s little previews of my pieces! you can preorder here!
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leggerefiore · 2 years
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I am but a simple weeb, I’ve got posters and figures of wives and husbands alike. Current number one husband is Jonathan Joestar, how would the submas twins react to their s/o having weeb merch, including the tastefully lewd body pillow. Whether their s/o is ashamed of their weeb status or not up to you
jona isn't my fav joj because my heart is stolen by johnny and josuke. i'm a half retired weeb, alas.
▲Ingo▼
● “Oh, Arceus, not another one,” is the first thing he said when he caught you watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure in your living room. Emmet is a weeb lite and Ingo deals with the consequences of his interests. He doesn't mind your interests, so long as they don't lead to people saying random quotes and posing at him.
● He's not necessarily uncomfortable by the figurines you own. They mostly stick on a shelf or your desk as decoration, and that's fine. Now, if he catches any of them in a jar, then he will have a long discussion with you over common decency. He doesn't feel like it's that strange. Ingo, admittedly, owns many, many Litwick related merchandise. Everyone has their niches and interests.
● What he is not okay with is the body pillow. You are not cuddling it, not when you have a perfectly viable and willing Subway Boss desperate for your affection. He recognises that character, too! It's the one people keep calling him because of Emmet. How dare you. He will literally pay the amount you bought it for just to have it out of the house. That or it's going in a closet for when he's not around.
● If you're ashamed of your weeb status, he'll reassure it's fine and healthy to have hobbies. If it makes you happy, and it's hurting nobody, you're perfectly fine to keep doing it. The older twin may even swallow his pride and watch one with you. Please give him something relatively normal. (Turn on Osomatsu-san because you're a terrible person. Keep 'accidentally' calling him Choromatsu or Ichimatsu depending on how he's acting.)
▽Emmet△
○ He's silent as his eyes show no emotion. You were watching Jojo in the living room, and he had just gotten home from work. There is a moment of fear that you've scared him away. Instead, he takes a seat beside you with his arm wrapping around your shoulder. His eyes are filled with life and his smile growing wider. Congratulations, you have obtained weeb boyfriend.
○ Emmet won't judge your figurines as long as you don't judge his. You'll quickly have an entire shelf full of each of your items. You ask him about the Funny Valentine figure, and he refuses to explain it further. He sets some Joltik plushes around it occasionally. There is another inexplicable Miku plush. You aren't allowed to touch it.
○ Hates the body pillow and will throw it out. Nothing but him should have your sweet cuddles. Well, his and your pokemon are allowed to, but they are the only exceptions. He is fuming when he sees it's Munehisa Iwai from persona 5. Oh, so that's what you liked. You can't hide it in the closet, he will find it and his scrutiny will be laid upon it.
○ If you're ashamed of your weeb status, unfortunately he is too. What kind of respectable train-loving, strong, twin trainer likes anime? He does an awful job at hiding it, but he tries. Though, he will reassure you that interests are only bad when they hurt you or others, and this is doing neither. He'll watch shows with you regularly, and have heated discussions about plots and characters. It parallels his arguments over locomotives with Ingo.
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cannonette · 7 years
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Osomatsu-san The Game Hacha Mecha Shuushoku Advice -Dead or Work- CG update!! - No Text
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saibamatsu · 3 years
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home clothes day
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sleepyveon · 5 years
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ososan-is-4-gays · 5 years
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Tough Guy ⇄ Soft Boy
-Mod el Karamatsu (BLMATSU DON'T INTERACT!)
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plantmatsu · 5 years
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it helps a bit! karamatsu is definitely one to sing and dance most, being dramatic and painful as he is.. he often tries to get his ‘brothers’ in on it too, and jyushimatsu usually complies! the others might hum at most.
other than that, they don’t have much experience with music; really only listening to what’s played in the shop (usually nice calming music, if any) so they don’t really have a favorite artist/genre :”D (eating question was answered in the last ask!)
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jyushimoon · 5 years
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CAN YALL BELIEVE THE POPULAR HEADCANON OF JYUSHI AND ICHI SWITCHING PERSONALITIES FROM WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER IS BASICALLY CANON
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
I MUST KNOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO H Y PE
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diiambee · 4 years
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i have yet to catch up on osomatsu san in general but-
are you telling me-
that the times i've-
fucken
@
-said that:
" as much as it would be a dream come true, i don't think canon would paint oso as good with children "
out of fear of being clowned.
would be debunked-
on the second fucking-
episode.
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mlmdarkfiction · 6 years
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For the sentence thing... "He was showering the wrong person with affection"
I’ve never written anything for Osomatsu-san at all? Even though it’s on my list, sooooooo how about we choose the man neet for himself. 
Osomatsu!
Donate to my Ko-fi!Commissions Are Open!
Really you aren’t a jealous person, you aren’t! It’s just not who you are. You’re nice, and friendly, and you’d never do anything like-
“____-san?”
“GAH!”
If this were some comedy anime, your fall would probably be something humorous and extra. After your spectacular fall from your perched position on your balcony, binoculars pointed towards a specific fishmongers daughters window, and towards one specific Osomatsu Matsuno.
“Jyushi-What-What are you doing here?”
You can save this. It’s Jyushimatsu, you’re the closest with him of all the brothers (besides of course Osomtasu) and he’s not exactly the smartest. 
“Baseball!”
“Oh, yeah…Sure Jyushi, we can go play baseball, if you’d like.”
“But ____, what were you looking in Totoko’s window for?”
Trying to avoid the question you grab the other man’s sleeves, attempting to pull him back inside your apartment, but…
Jyushi grabs you in the Octopus Hold.
“Were there boobs?”“What?!?”“Lemme see, ____!”“It’s not boobs Jyushi!”
It’s not your day, it’s really not. Jyushi is not only strong enough to keep you pinned in place, but flexible enough to reach around and steal your binoculars. 
Only then does he let you go, looking through them, and mimicking your earlier odd stance on the porch as he tries to see what you had been looking at so in depth before.
You’re frantic in your attempts to grab the binoculars away from the yellow Matsuno, pure panic running through your veins. It’s hard to tell how he’ll react to knowing what you were doing. 
“This isn’t funny Jyushi! Give it back!”“Is that Osomtasu-Niisan?”
Exposed. All because you had to watch after that stupid boy. All because Osomtasu was showing the wrong person affection.
It should be you he’s trying to impress. You who he’s head over heels for. You’ve been his friend just as long as Totoko! 
So you just…You had to watch him….To make sure he wasn’t going to…
Of course he wouldn’t sleep with her! He’s yours, even if he doesn’t realize it, surely even he wouldn’t stop so low as to lose his virginity with someone like her.
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clownmoontoon · 6 years
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ME @ MYSELF WHEN I NEED TO GET HYPE!!!!!
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taramatsu-san · 6 years
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Okay Cool Choro is canon, that’s all I needed in life
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daily-karamatsu · 7 years
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3/7
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sleepyveon · 5 years
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IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH
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matsuspecks · 7 years
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Day 21 - Flower
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