Check out the trailer, people.
I AM LIVING ON FIZZAROLLI CRUMBS Y'ALL AND I'M NOT OKAY. This is becoming so intense and I aaahhhh. Send help.
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Wally just has his hand in every form of money-making venture. XD XD XD Also, yeah...definitely not gambling. ;)
Poor Wally...but his expression is hilarious and understandable. XD
I can't stop staring at the one stuffie that they decided to give Asmodeus's face to. XD XD XD
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Lucifer you should check in on Alastor. He just has surgery.
Lucifer: What? He had surgery?
*phone rings: Ozzie is Calling*
Lucifer: Ozzie?! Oh uh…fuck…I gotta answer this!
Ozzie: Lu-Lu! I’m glad you answered.
Lucifer: So uh…wh-why are you calling?
Ozzie: Well that little sinner baby mama of yours isn’t doing great. The surgery went well but he’ll need a lot of time to recover. I just wanted to give you a heads up.
Lucifer: Oh…he had surgery? What…what was wrong with him? I mean I know he gave birth an all but it couldn’t have been that bad right?
Ozzie: It’s worse than I thought initially. He’s gonna need a lot of help. I have him sedated right now but he needs to wake up eventually.
Lucifer: *sighs* okay just…let me get back over there.
Ozzie: I’ll be waiting
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"I'm just sorry I... couldn't be there."
oops aftermath
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Congrats on 30k!! This was the cutest DTIYS to do I absolutely adore this au!! 🩷🩷
Dtiys and au belongs to @meandtheyeehaws
(srry for the tag)
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Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes
(Stolas is dealing with his divorce and isn't sure Blitz will really help his case, so they meet in the judge's chambers to discuss things further, much to Blitz's annoyance)
Blitz (Taunts): What? You think I might tell everyone in the courtroom that you like being the little spoon?
Stolas (Defensively yells): Everyone likes to be the little spoon! It makes me feel safe!
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(Fizzarolli and Blitz get into trouble and wind up getting arrested until Asmodeus arrives to get them out of jail)
Fizzarolli (Lets out a loud, relieved sigh and happily says): Oh thank Satan you're finally here Ozzie! Now you can bail both of us out!
Asmodeus (Quirks eyebrow and turns to Blitz): Blitz? Why didn't you call Stolas to get you out? What did you do with your phone call?
Blitz (Exasperatedly answers): Fizz used my one phone call to vote for American Idol!
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Y'all had one job...
...AND YOU FRICKIN' NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Best episode of the season. Fight me.
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