You know when you wanna desperately make new friends but the mortifying fear of being perceived by other people is too much to handle and what if I am actually just too shy for the rest of my life and nobody will ever know that under this timid and awkward exterior is a fucked up sweetie pie who just wants to share life experiences with people they care about
GENSHIN WOMAN OF OUR CHOICE GETS SHIPPED TO OUR HOME ????!!?!?
aha i'd like a Yelan and Shenhe please 😋🥵 (they come in a package they cannot be separated)
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You’ve got mail 🎲 anon! Why, it’s Yelan and Shenhe standing at your doorstop with pretty ribbons on their heads 🥺
Every Fishy is getting the woman/women of their choice to celebrate the 1 year anniversary! Expect them to show up at your doorstop with ribbons, a sign that says “From Angey,” and a mysterious box of toys that contain all the things that you’re into… 👀
Okay so imagine the “party rockers in the house tonight” “it’s party rock is” *they start kissing* meme but it’s “mischa explaining the plot of Saw V” “that’s Saw VI”
rand and kian singing: party rockers in the house tonightttt~
rolan busting in the door: GANG LOOK AT THIS...
*record scratch*
*rolan shows them the lyrics. everyone is SHOCKED*
kian: woah....
rand:
rand: to me it will always be party rockers
kian: *punches rands shoulder* RESPECT the author's intent dude, we will NOT slander their lyrical genius
rolan: im going to forget this in one day to be honest
rand: same
kian: not me dude.. never.... i will never sing these lyrics wrong ever again....... i will memorise it all..... *starts writing the lyrics on flashcards*
rolan: the flashcards?? are you kidding me??
rand: ah shit he's whipping it out.
rolan: i regret sharing this information with you.