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#paw patrol incorrect quotes
incorrectpups · 2 months
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Skye: You're not stupid, Marshall.
Marshall: No, i am actually. I'm failing at almost everything.
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I may or may not have waited for the perfect time to play this one
And no I'm not going to sleep
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littlegoodpups · 2 months
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I love roleplaying because you get stuff like this out of it
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was teaching @self-indulgent-paw-patrol how to use tupper and was complimenting Zuma's swag. Zuma is the chosen one. (we're calling these silly texts the 'pup-pads' now.)
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maxwaspace · 1 year
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Moby: I'm a technological genius.
Claw: You duct taped a knife to a roomba??
Moby: Meet the DOOMBA!!
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noyzinerd · 1 year
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Stiles: Um, sure. Let's see...hmmm...Oh! If you see a drowsy looking bee on the ground, you can give it a little drop of sugar water to help make it feel better.
Derek, in the middle of cleaning out a bullet wound:
Stiles:
Stiles: I'm now starting to realize that you were probably asking me for a "Q-Tip" rather than a "cute tip".
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Marshall: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Chase: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Marshall: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
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ara270904 · 11 months
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More incorrect quotes. YEII
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Most is Chase and Marshall, some have Ryder in there and the others in one
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(The berries visit a haunted house)
Blueberry Muffin: Oh man, this place smells like a ghost lives here!
Strawberry Shortcake: What exactly do ghosts smell like?
Blueberry Muffin: They smell scary.
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lloydsfruit · 3 months
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my paw patrol era is now (based on this post by @incorrectpups )
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Who Broke It?
*The Nick Jr. Villians gather around a broken coffee machine.*
Crusher: So... who broke it?
*No one answers*
Crusher: I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Big Trouble: I did, I broke—
Crusher: No, no you didn't. Swiper?
Swiper: Don't look at me. Look at Marmalady.
Marmalady: What? I didn't break it.
Swiper: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Marmalady: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Swiper: *Leans on Marmalady* Suspicious.
Humdinger: If it matters, probably not… but Zeta was the last one to use it.
Zeta: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Humdinger: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Zeta: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Humdinger!
Big Trouble: Ok, ok! Let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it Crusher!
Crusher: No! Who broke !?!
*Marmalady looks at Little Trouble*
Marmalady: Crusher… Little Trouble's been awfully quiet.
Big Trouble: REALLY??
Marmalady: Yeah! Really.
Big Trouble: Oh, my god!
*Everyone starts arguing.*
Crusher: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
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Mikey: Why can't all our adventures be on TV?
Renet: You'll never know, Mikey.
Renet: *looks knowingly into the camera and smiles*
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incorrectpups · 25 days
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Chase: My god, i hate her.
Marshall: Me too.
Chase: You have no idea who i'm talking about.
Marshall: Soliditary, brother.
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We may be having too much fun with our silly Pup-Pads
Police dog instincts/reflexes too strong over there lol
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littlegoodpups · 2 months
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More silly Pup-Pads with @self-indulgent-paw-patrol
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Penny is her OC, Nile is mine!
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maxwaspace · 1 year
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Sweetie, about Moby: You will be receiving a new team member.
Arrby: On purpose?
Hubcap: Are we stealing them?
Claw: New or used?
Sweetie: Wonderful responses, all of you.
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Mabel Pines: What’s up with Dipper? He’s been laying on the ground for like fifteen minutes
Ryder: He’s just a little overwhelmed
Mabel Pines: Why?
Ryder: Knock Knock giggled
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