I just want us to start fights during every game for the rest of the season. I want to see Sid go apeshit. I want to see Tanger howling at the moon. I wanna see EK tearing at someone’s hair. Like Mean Girls but hockey players
my god i know hockey is so unserious and it’s just a bunch of guys on knifeblade shoes passing a little rubber puck to each other across the ice and we’re all just on a rock floating in outer space but I’m so sad about Jake man