#plain bagels

[pensarecool2]

obligatory rb for sample

#poll #polls #my polls #actually a poll #food #bagel #plain bagels #autism #actually autistic #autistic poll #food poll

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:

"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"

"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"

"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."

#There is standardized Yiddish transliteration and I fart in it's general direction #Anyway Jewish ritual plain box simple shift closed casket no embalming #Spend money on bagels for after #There are a lot of prescribed behaviors for how to behave at the Shiva (mourning house calls) #My family observes none of them. We treat it like a family reunion #If you want all my petty family funeral drama though maybe a different post? #But seriously Christian funerals are such a huge scam. Taking advantage of people at their most vulnerable. #If you have an iron stomach go read about what happens to a corpse when it decays in a vacuum sealed coffin #Death #Death rituals #Judaism #jewish #Jumblr #Jew stuff #post o' mine #Clearing out the drafts #Offensive Yiddish accent clichés are for Jews only. #For this we came to America? To get made fun of on the feygele website by our great grandchildren?

[alonsimo]

happy out of plain bagels thursday to all who celebrate

#out of touch thursday #…or out of plain bagels thursday

[potatobugz]

anyways what if donut was secretly a bagel

#bfdi #bfb #tpot #i ??????guess #its more likely that hes like a krispy kreme like donut or something bc he does have jelly filling #but like #i think it would be really funny if he was hiding this dark secret and the secret is that hes been a plain fucking bagel this whole time #bfb donut #donut bfb #donut bfdi #i like him #this post sounds very strange out of context hopefully does not break containment lest i die #battle for dream island #osc

[disgustinggf]

what do you like on a bagel?

cream cheese if i make it for myself in the morning but if i buy a bagel out i get something different each time

#i just think the plain bagel n cream cheese combo is unbeatable #asks

[jokingluna]

#Princess Luna #Princess Celestia #donuts #food #joke #plain bagel

[scoutingthetrooper]

#food #delicious #tasty #morning #breakfast #bagel #peanut butter #jam #jelly #peanut butter and jelly #pb&j #simple #plain bagel

[sunnibits]

coping with celiac best I can…

#ngl that bagel kinda slapped #the texture was really nice #usually I eat bready things plain but gluten free bread stuff tastes like ass #so I gotta turn everything into garlic bread

[undeniably-chevron]

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boo

eat bagels or I will fucking murder your whole famliy

to: errmmm ummm I forgot oh ummm chevron

from: blue berry

I’m not eating bagels with out cream cheese gtfo tumblr user berryblerry29 (blue berry idfk)

#Plain bagels like damn

[jurassicparkiii]

when a place has sweet e.g. cinnamon raisin bagels but no sweet cream cheese... does this really work? is this a viable business model?

#i've never had a cinnamon raisin bagel with plain cream maybe i'm the unenlightened one

[im-still-a-robot]

It is a simple fact of life that begal have egg

#wacky watermelons #good morning! i woke up at 2:30am. #here is my breakfast #plain asiago bagel T_T #and shitty apple juice

[oetter]

a good bagel would solve all my issues rn

#blueberry please. toasted wirh plain cream cheese and some type of jam for a gushy little sandwich of messy yumness #sadly the campus bagel place is closed and i have like. negative dollars in my bank account. no bagels 😔 #oetteryaps

[zillyeh]

not to be from new york but the bagels at this hotel are so violently mid im perishing

#Zilly rambles #EVEN PLAIN BAGELS SHOULD TASTE A *LITTLE* BIT LIKE SOMETHING!! #cream cheese AND jam cant even save this thing

[raisinchallah]

honestly we dont need the everything bagel people are just afraid to make the garlic and onion bagel because it would unleash an animal madness in everyone consuming it like the poppy seeds and sesame seeds are really not pulling their weight and are keeping us from the peak bagel experience do better

#the bagel ranking changes all the time cuz sometimes pumpernickel bagels are just like #theres no flavor theyre indistinguishable from plain but other times its like delicious rye and caraway explosion #and like everything bagels are good but tbh garlic bagel is supreme #onion bagel would also be sexy but less common #and again we should throw this all aside for garlic onion bagel

[lycankeyy]

Samefood save me. Save me samefood

#plain bagel w cream cheese.... yippee!!!! #💛

[eldritch-spouse]

May we know what Lord Pinnie's favorite food is?

B A G E L

#plain bagel #nothing more