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british people i just wanna say i love how y'all use "pissed" as a word for drunk
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Only in England could you name your shop this
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Hard & Tasty
I’ve left one word, and
One phrase behind me
In this life’s wake:
“Dirigible” and
“judicial system”
Thank goodness neither topic
Comes up too often for me
Now I’ve left those lives afloat
I sound absolutely
Plastered when
I say any of those words
#poem#writerscreed#twcpoetry#poets on tumblr#goatsmell#the importance of being#plastered#for breakfast#and rockin' the shirtcock#making friends with the ups driver#hey#choo wan' to see a hellacopper#manh?#i'm watching our culture decline and I'm playing an active part#say hi to Jesus for me#ask his ass why he hasn't written back yet#i will stalk Jesus#that's in the Book of Fallopians#I'm sure#this is getting too long
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Okay, I'm just putting this out there...
Early in the relationship when they're still friends: Ebenezer trying to deal with a drunk Reader because she's not used to ALL THE FRIGGIN' ALCOHOL. (Like, the toffs had a different wine for every course of the meal, didn't they?) She tried so hard to pace herself, but her young, middle-class American constitution just couldn't hold out with it! So now we've got Ebenezer trying to keep her from embarrassing herself and get her at least a little sobered up so she can at least stand on her own two feet:
Oh, bollocks--she's throwing up: Better help hold her hair! Damn, she got some on her dress! Oh, well, she said her aunt was the one that had it made for her and Reader hates it anyway, so it's no loss. No, no, no! Don't go to sleep here--you'll be right in the vomit! Come on, with me--over here. That's right, sit down there and relax. Breathe. Slowly. You're all right, Sweetness--I have you. Bloody, hell you're a mess: You shouldn't have drunk so much! No, no, no--I'm not cross with you; I'm just worried about you. I had a bad feeling when I looked at you halfway through dinner.
#ebenezer scrooge x you#ebenezer scrooge#ebenezer scrooge x reader#scrooge fluff#scrooge 2022#scrooge: a christmas carol#netflix scrooge#friends or something more?#scroogeposting#plastered#smashed#loaded#drunk#shit-faced#call it what you will--you're marinated in it#ebeness
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Idiot gets drunk, forgets how to walk... 😅
#aurelio voltaire#hieronymous poshe#oh my goth!#omg!#poshe#drunk#plastered#forgot how to walk#idiot#my idiot#idiot my beloved
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Living Room Library in Portland
Huge farmhouse open concept vinyl floor, brown floor and exposed beam living room library photo with white walls, a standard fireplace, a plaster fireplace and a tv stand
#black and white home#white firepalce#high ceilings#luxury vinyl#formal dining#white and black home#plastered
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@evilsded continued from here!
“I—“ Wilson’s about to offer his apologies for his over-protective streak—he doesn’t want to see Ash getting hurt. Especially if hosting for even a few extra hours while he rested would help him get home safe. Wilson was in no state to drive, himself, or he’d obviously be offering that instead.
“Yeah, exactly. You s-said it. Brings me no joy to…imagine you s…slamming through your windshield into an indifferent pole.” James looked at the wall behind Ash, clearly in thought, and shuddered. “Nuh. Tried it out, still don’t-don’t like it.” He raised his hands up like he was summoning something, trying to get Ash to stand up off the couch. “Couch bed. Couch is a bed. You can have mine if you want it instead, but I haven’t…changed the sheets since last… last week.”
#[ i cant decide if they’re literally 2 tired or#plastered#so its up to you :’) ]#mobile#evilsded#thread: james
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#a gifset for *looks at blurred writing on hand* science
#OFMD#OFMD Season 2#OFMD S2 Spoilers#OFMD S2#Edward Teach#Taika Waititi#ofmdgifs#ofmd gifs#Edit#ofmdedit#ofmdaily#ofmdsource#ofmdblog#tvedit#tvgifs#don't look at me <3 SJKDSHSJKLDS#i say as i plaster this onto tumblr dot com
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seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.
#that's not to say however that real life is on the same level of seriousity as all the other life games#the watchers grabbed all these players from the aftermath of the wildest party anyone's ever seen#the only ones not hungover were the ones drinking until dawn (now sleep deprived and plastered)#no one's going to have more than the vaguest memories of what the hell happened there#none of them sure if that was an actual Game or if some genius thought it would be a great idea to play-act one. while drunk.#the watchers know though. the watchers think it was funny.#wotcher talk#solidaritygaming#life series#life series smp#life smp#trafficblr#life series spoilers#real life#real life smp#rlsmp
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Chilean plasterer bee, Caupolicana fulvicollis, Colletidae
Photos 1-2 by pedrova, 3 by enriquezrenteria, 4-5 by cesar_picar, and 6 by edonoso
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Aku no Musume by Anna Theodora
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Pardon my messy ass drafting table, bit I have a hand painted deck finished. Board courtesy of @thelocalskateshop.ca Booze Demon 40 ounce. $150. Also gonna gloss it up later. Hang it up or skate it if you like (will give measurements if needed). #jeffcoopmanart #1881customs #40ounce #40oz #beer #booze #maltliquor #drunk #plastered #hammered #hungover #souse #japan #japaneseculture #oni #hanya #mask #threeeyes #demon #cherryblossom #skateboarddeck #skateboartart https://www.instagram.com/p/CnfcqjEOYq0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#jeffcoopmanart#1881customs#40ounce#40oz#beer#booze#maltliquor#drunk#plastered#hammered#hungover#souse#japan#japaneseculture#oni#hanya#mask#threeeyes#demon#cherryblossom#skateboarddeck#skateboartart
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