#posted this with crabs summoned

[themarydragon]

I got tagged by the fantastic @jenseits-der-sterne which is lovely, thank you. Nobody ever tags me, and I love these damn things. <3  <3  <3

Most hits: Calm Waters Run Deep, or CWRD, with 146,084 hits (as of today) which is just…? I don’t even know, guys. It’s one of the shortest multi-chapter works I’ve ever posted, so for it to be pushing 150k views across only 11 chapters (and its, you know, six years old) is just nuts to me. I keep hearing that people are finding it rec’d on reddit? Which, also, blows my poor mind. I love that it is so loved. Writing that probably saved my life.

Second most kudos: The Quiet River Rages, tQRR, which is part 3 of Trouble the Water (CWRD, part 1, has the most kudos). I feel like Trouble the Water is just what I’m going to be known for, as a fic writer, and I am totally down for that.

Third most comments: CWRD again, with my #3 spot for comment threads! tQRR has more comments, which makes sense (since a lot of people wait and comment at the end) but my #1 here is Keep to the Stars, which makes my heart glad. I’ve got over 200 comments on Chapter 11 of CWRD, and my favorites are where someone wanted to say SOMETHING ELSE but got short-circuited by the cruel way I ended the chapter. This is also why I have a “tears of my readers” mug.

Fourth most bookmarks: Remember the Spring, the middle installment of TtW and one of my only one-shots. TQRR (#3) and CWRD (#1) also show up here, with KttS as #2. I’m actually stupendously proud of Remember the Spring, and I’m going to be revisiting this style for the totk fics I’m writing I plan to write this winter. I have them outlined and they’re written in my HEAD doesn’t that count?

Fifth most words: Okay so I’m verbose. The #5 spot is Loved and Lost with 90k. I have 1.3 million words on AO3, I’m a wordy bitch. I almost went through and edited the hell out of Loved and Lost so it would be closer in length to Lost and Found (the other half of that fic) but @kathsilver helped talk me out of it. Thanks again for that, kath. <3  My top 4 all have 100K+ (Steel Your Heart at 105k, Higgins’ Song [my beloved][my favorite child][do me a favor and go read about Higgins] at 152k, and Will to Live [god I miss Twitch imma go read that this weekend] at 186k). But my monster is Keep to the Stars, at over a quarter-mil (290k). And honestly it should have been longer, Steel Your Heart should have just ran right along with it but I started writing before the DLC dropped so it is what it is.

Least words is in Promise Kept, which is my one shot of vignettes of a DA:I Inquisitor Cadash and her unrequited relationship with Varric Tethras. I love them and I regret nothing.

Almost all my mutuals are fic writers so if you can see this, I’m interested in your stats. Consider yourself tagged. <3  

#fic writer #tag game #my fic #I'm a wordy bitch #posted this with crabs summoned #and my cat is going beserk #so this has been great for me

[daily-crabbys]

i love them so much

#not crab posting #this was a much needed addition to my tumblr experience #ignore the 6 captured they got in the way of the Summon button ☹️

[everqueen12]

#current events #supernatural #i hate this motherfucker so much #henry kissinger #die bitch #summon the crabs #my posts

[buggyballed]

ok i'm curious

happy eleven years of april foolery on this hellsite

*(i'm not sure what the name of the 2023 one actually was i'm sorry)

#april fool's day #april fool's #boop #boop o meter #tumblr pro #coppy #tumblr reptile election #horse game #tumbeasts #nftumblrcryptids #Summon crabs #kaelan.txt #txt post #polls

[jey-draws]

CAN YOU GUYS SEE THIS?

#THERE ARE CRABS EVERYWHERE #SO MANY CRABS THIS IS INSANE #AND I CAN SUMMON MORE #I HAD TO FIGHT TO POST THIS BECAUSE THEY TOOK OVER THE SCREEN #ANON THANK YOU

[katalyna-rose]

My first ever crabs, courtesy of @dahliadear!! Thank you, dear! I appreciate the std and will cherish it always.

#kat rambles #instantly and without hesitation summoned 101 crabs #also currently enjoying the frogs as well #i am so happy right now #accidentally captured one while trying to do tags on this post

[oceandiagonale]

This is for everything you've done for us

KJSDFHKJSD THANK YOU!! I LOVED HAVING THESE I OPTIMIZED MY TIME WITH THEM DSHFJKSD

I summoned the number of followers that are hanging out here!! sorry to the 5 of you I captured tho 😔😔😔

AAA IF YOU DON"T KEEP HOVERING OVER THEM THEY STOP BEING BEFRIENDED BECAUSE THEY"RE LAGGING OMG 😱😱😱

CRAB TIME....... IT WAS GREAT 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

#oceandi answers #submission #marblescollector #time for crab #crab time #ALSO I ONLY FIGURED OUT IN THE VERY LAST HOUR THAT YOU CAN ALSO SUMMON THEM ON MOBILE!! #BUT I COULD ONLY CAPTURE THEM ON MOBILE I COULDN'T CLICK IT RIGHT TO MAKE THEM FRIENDS WITH ME ALAS #long post

[mjulmjul]

🎃🦀 time for halloween crab 🦀🎃

today i summoned 250 crabs! i became friends with 5 🎃 of them. one fell in love with me 🖤

group picture!!!

🦀🖤 🦀🎃 🦀🎃 🦀🎃 🦀🎃 🦀🎃 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀

#time for crab #this is your time to be grateful that i summoned merely 250 for this post cos it will NOT shorten the post no matter the amount of crabs #anyway thank you for the crab! (sentences said only on tumblr dot com) #i miss them already. goodbye sweet crabs goodbye my love #these auto-generated tags lmao: #crustacean nation #crab #clack #crab time

[tenspontaneite]

CRAB BE UPON YE

This is so worth venturing into desktop Tumblr for once

#shitpost #summon crab #also this is my 888th post apparently lmao #a worthy use of a good number #thank you buddy

[andromeda3116]

🦀 time for crab 🦀

just me and my crab army *clack clack clack* 🦀

today i summoned 132 crabs! caught 17 💰 of them.

group picture!!!

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#time for crab #crab time #crustacean nation #crab #clack #IT TOOK A REALLY LONG TIME TO POST THIS BECAUSE I KEPT HITTING CRABS #I SUMMONED TOO MANY CRABS #THE POWER WENT TO MY HEAD #I WAS NEARLY BROUGHT DOWN BY MY HUBRIS

[stupidityismyjobsecurity]

Summoning 300 crabs because of course I did

#this is amazing #thank you bijoux #stupidityismyjobsecurity #my posts #summon crab #we out here harvesting dopamine

[ceet]

🦀 time for crab 🦀

today i summoned 770 crabs! i caught 12 💰 of them. i became friends with one 🌼 of them. one fell in love with me 💙

group picture!!!

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#time for crab #p #long post #sadly i didnt make it to 1000 #my phone was noticeably warmer the longer i stayed on the app as it attempted to render the full onslaught of crabs #it became a challenge to tap the summon crab button - along with any links to all other pages #my crab journey ends here but. i made 700+ crabpanions 🥺✊ #jaxton do you see this HFJDHSSH

[somebodylovesyougcv]

to the person who sent me crabs how does it feel to contribute positively to suicide prevention

#olivia’s corner #THIS IS A JOKE. MOSTLY #but i summoned 100 crabs on my dash and then caught them and it calmed me down and now im gonna get in bed #so yknow. thanks #this is the most chronically online thing ive ever posted on this site #my internet footprint is cursed

[638287492818472]

I HAVE CRABS!!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous friend: thank you from the bottom of my heart 🫶

#😍😍I LOVE THEM #admittedly it was perhaps slightly foolish to summon such a quantity of crabs #As they did make it quite hard to make this post #I had to kill a load off just to see the screen properly 🥺😭 #Nevertheless I am VERY happy don’t know who gave me the crabs but I am sending good vibes and positive thoughts out into the atmosphere #And they WILL find you

[mewbimin7]

🦀 time for crab 🦀

today i summoned 527 crabs! i caught 26 💰 of them. i became friends with one 🌼 of them.

group picture!!!

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#time for crab #crab time #crustacean nation #crab #clack #crab day #so i did this on my phone. it was not easy to summon 500 crabs #🦀 #long post #fav #dang that doesn't look like 526 crabs

[classicsmosh]

Oh! I didn't see this earlier! 🦀 🦀 🦀

#my dash and blog are still covered in crabs but i refuse to close out again to restart #i hit 420 summoned and i think thats very fun #thank you for the crabs #😂😂😂 #theyre delightful #this post is like me wondering aloud