#potc5 spoilers

[bridget-malfoy-stilinski-hale]

At least one of my ships is still alive!

#sorry about the shitty quality #will x elizabeth #will turner #elizabeth swann turner #potc5 #potc5 spoilers #dead men tell no tales #pirates of the caribbean #pirates of the carribean: dead men tell no tales #spoilers #orlando bloom #kiera knightley #my gifs #my gifset #mine

[sparrabeth]

You have to stop acting like... a pirate.

#potcedit #jack sparrow #will turner #pirates of the caribbean #PotC #mine #PotC 5 #potc5 spoilers #honestly this quote still hurts my heart and fills my soul #a true wonder #i love jack/will SO much #it's right there after sparrabeth and jack/lizzie/norry

[daddy-salazar]

Me: rip Barbossa My brother: haha Barbossa? More like Byebossa

#potc5 spoilers #potc5 #hector barbossa #captain barbossa #dead men tell no tales

[lthranduilion]

the willabeth we all deserved

#willabeth #will x elizabeth #potc5 #dead men tell no tales #potc spoilers #potc5 spoilers

[catyuy]

Calypso and those with the Sea in their Blood

Calypso adores the Swan/Turner family. They belong to her and to her seas. Its in their very blood. And while she won’t break the curse for them, she’ll send hints of what might do their way from time to time. She’s even delighted when young Turner brings home a Barbossa, another with her sea blood in their veins. Now if only her Sparrow would find with his heart truly desires.

#calypso #tia dalma #and her love for her Pirates #willabeth #and others #random thoughts #potc5 spoilers #kinda but not really

[soldmymoralstothedevil]

Honestly, I'm not as hyped about Dead Men Tell No Tales/Salazar's Revenge as the other four PotC movies, but it's not a bad movie. I love it as I do with PotC. However, there were two things that definitely disappointed me: 1. Whenever Henry was in trouble at sea, Will did not come up behind whoever was threatening him, holding a sword to their neck and asking: "Do you fear death?" 2. When Salazar wielded the Trident (or if anyone else had) they were pretty much controlling Tia Dalma, and I feel like she had made it pretty damn clear that she did not want to be controlled (and honestly I will go to my grave with the headcanon that Calypso killed Poseidon for trying to control her). BONUS: I will always forever be pissed about the fact that The Biggest Pirate Nerd in the entire world (to have ever walked it, or who will ever walk it) canonically stayed on land for 20 YEARS (!!!!!!), waiting for Will. One thing would be when she had a small kid, but after he went off to sea himself, you cannot tell me she did not follow.

#pirates of the caribbean #potc #potc5 #pirates of the carribean: dead men tell no tales #pirates of the Caribbean: salazar's revenge #pirates of the Caribbean salazar's revenge #pirates of the Caribbean dead men tell no tales #potc spoilers #potc5 spoilers #dead men tell no tales spoilers

[nanashi1869]

Oh my fucking God.

Long overdue, but I just saw POTC5.

My hope has been restored. My feels are back. I am alive in this fandom after years of steering clear (pun intended).

It feels like they tried to make it more like the first movies, where Jack wasn't the center character so much compared to Stranger tides and say, Dead man's chest.

Willabeth is once again a confirmed and cemented thing but I knew they would tease the Sparrabeth side of the fandom.

We got the Pearl back. <3

To be honest all they should have done is have more Will and Liz (and kept the King thing) and it would have been perfect (even though the first film still beats them all). Regardless my hopes for this fandom went up.

Also thanks for the feels with the opening scene with Will and Henry. (They played One day as the bgr ost didn't they?)

And fuck the thing with Barbossa goddammit. I called it though. (Not bad to show a soft side we knew was there?) There was no other way to solve the Pearl rivarly between Jack and Hector if you ask me. Or at least no available option that didn't add extra feels that I can currently see.

Opinions may differ. Keep hate to yourself please, if you have any. This is still a precious thing, flaws included.

Now excuse while I go dive into the tags for th first time and have another feels ride.

Keep living that pirate's life everybody!

(Also was that final line a Locker refference??!?!)

(PS: I really want a tattoo now T_T)

#potc5 #potc5 spoilers #potc #pirates of the caribbean

[kaiba-cave]

The new Pirates of the Caribbean made me want to cry at least three times and yes one of them was when the Black Pearl finally came back.

There were two other “omg I must cry” moments, one was sad and one was happy. But I can’t say any major spoilers.

It was good though. It was like, the real ending to the trilogy. On Stranger Tides was just this random ass movie in the middle of the four proper ones.

And yes, the moment Jack asked if Elizabeth ever talked about him I was like ohhhhhh my Sparrabeth shipper heart it’s been like 20 or something years in canon since they’ve seen each other and stilllllll I feel it, and he totally does too. It was a funny moment, but at first it felt like he really wanted to know.

Like honestly I think Jack really did have feelings for Elizabeth, she was like the one woman he could have ended up with but he didn’t get in the way of her and Will and he sacrificed what he wanted in At World’s End to let Will live so they could be together, even if it was only every ten years. Jaaaaaaaack. 😭

ANYWAYS. I missed these movies.

Also, I didn’t really get the teaser after the credits......... I couldn’t get a good enough look at whatever was on the floor aaah.

#text #pirates of the caribbean #potc5 #potc5 spoilers

[scarletttargaryen-blog]

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 was a dissapointment. I enjoyed it, but when I heard there would be a 5 I was a little exasperated, because why prelong something that basically died with Davy Jones. But now I've seen the 5th movie, I am absolutely looking forward to possible sequels, because it was brilliant. It had some great parallels to the first movies, the storyline was good, we finally got some closure about Will and Elizabeth, the movie was hilarious, and Johnny Depp's still got it. I am happy with this movie.

#potc5 #pirates of the caribbean #salazar's revenge #spoilers #potc5 spoilers

[sciencebabies]

Just seen pirates of the caribbean and I’m just.. SO HAPPY? and the end is just perfect? And it’s everything I could ask for my babies? !!! 

#pirates of the caribbean #potc5 spoilers #maybe? #cami watches movies

[sparrabeth]

#elizabeth swann #potcedit #pirates of the caribbean #potc5 #potc5 spoilers #SPOILERS #I JUST COULDN'T RESIST #MY BABY IS BACK I'M??????? #BUT OKAY #can we talk about the dress??????? #WHY #also the quality of this is SO BAD #ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!! #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #mine

[fortcvolontc-a]

my best friend: St-Martin isn't english, it's french and dutch

me: *shrugs*

me on the inside: you should know better than ask why it's english. everything is english at hollywood.

#( out of character. ) #potc5 spoilers #the movie was great but historically inacurrate bc st-martin isn't a british colony

[morstan]

potc5 is EVERYTHING i hoped it would be omg!!!!!!!!! will and elizabeth!!!! HENRY!!!!!!! barbossa!!!!! JACK (the monkey)!!!!!!! and carina holyshit PRINCESS OF THE SEA because elizabeth will always be my Queen

#personal #not spoiler but still #potc spoilers #potc5 spoilers

[help-me-obiwan]

PotC 5 Thoughts and Feelings

I’ve been trying to get my thoughts together to figure out how I feel about the film. And I really just need to get my feelings out and if anyone wants to chat please do cause i have no one at home is as passionate about this as I am. Everything under the cut cause Spoilers.

Ok so all in all I didn’t hate the movie. It was better than OST but it still didn’t really feel like a Pirates movie. And I’ve been trying to figure out why. And I think one definite reason is Jack didn’t feel like Jack. He wasn’t the slightly drunk, morally ambiguous, clever pirate that everyone came to know and love. Instead he has like some weird mix between Jack and the Hatter. His voice was goofy through out the movie. And he has lost the cleverness that was always so fun to see. Instead, he was a bumbling drunk idiot, making dirty jokes, and doing ridiculous stunts. Now, I know that there have always been the crazy stunts in these movies but it used to be limited to one or two a movie not be a thing LITERALLY THE WHOLE FREAKING MOVIE! It got beyond annoying by the second or third time.

Another major problem with it is there wasn’t a single character arc. And i think that’s my biggest problem. I know that they’ve said that Jack himself is supposed to be an Arc-less character (which i don’t agree with completely because there was definitely some growth to his character between 1 and 3. It was small, but it was there.) But literally not one of the characters had a real arc. They all started in the same place they ended at. Except Henry got his father back (squeee) and Carina learned who her father was. But they we’re still the exact same people they were at the beginning. Henry especially I was expecting some growth in throughout the adventure. He was kind of bookish. Not that there is a problem with that. But I figure we’d be seeing him learn to use a sword and kind of become piratey like his parents were. And we didn’t. I thought we’d get to see him and Jack kind of bond. And I think they wanted to they just didn’t know how to execute it. Like during the shark scene it’s pretty clear that Jack cares about Henry. And that is honestly one of Jack’s better scenes. And Jack keeps trying to push Henry and Carina together. And those scenes were kind of cute and funny. But ultimately they didn’t get much viable screen time together. And Henry in general didnt really get much time. I feel like i don’t know him at all.

I couldn’t hardly stand Carina at all. She came off as a know it all bitch. And not in a fun way. How this series can go from Elizabeth Swann (who had a character arc and went from being a “damsel in distress” to a complete bad ass by the end in a believable arc, what everyone who writes Strong Female Character should strive for) to this mess is heartbreaking. I figured she was starting out harsh and know-it-all-y because she’d always been alone and she had to be and she was doing whatever she could to find her father, or connect with him or whatever I’m not sure, but that she’d soften up a bit. She could have still be awesome and smart but learn to really trust other people and not be annoyingly know it all. And that’s a problem I have with people in real life too. It’s just not a type of person I like. And like awesome for her for wanting to be an astronomer and knowing her shit when it came to that. But like the fact that she is searching for the Trident of Poseidon, which she clearly seems to know is a mystical item, but doesn’t believe in ghosts and brushes off what Henry is saying like he’s crazy was annoying. And like I know it TCotBP Elizabeth said something about she doesn’t believe in Ghost Stories but she also wasn’t searching for a magical trident and as soon as she seen the cursed crew she never said another word about it. 

I think this movie really could have been something. But it suffered from the writers worrying more about the contrived plot (which contradicted a lot in the 2nd and 3rd movies) than about the characters, who let’s be real are the reasons we really watch these movies. I think they would have been better served to have had a little reunion between Will and Jack. And Will thanking him for helping to break his curse and keeping an eye on his son. And have Jack blow it off with a joke and say something to him about being a eunuch and having a son. I think there should have been more focus on Henry and Carina growing and changing with Jack acting as like the crazy uncle/ mentor to both. Giving him a chance to really work the ensemble thing the original trilogy did so well. Because Jack Sparrow cannot carry a movie by himself.

P.S

The post credit scene hints that if we get another we’ll see the return of Davy Jones, which yay, as well as Will and Elizabeth. Double yay. If that happens I’ll definitely be back for more. The Willabeth reunion was without a doubt my favorite part of the whole movie.

#PotC #potc5 spoilers #sort of #henry turner #carina smyth #jack sparrow #johnna's thoughts and feelings #i really had high hopes for this #which was my problem probably #it wasnt terrible but it really didnt feel like pirates #there wasn't even a single sword fight #like how you going to have pirates without sword fights #atrocious

[bombshellsandbluebells]

WAIT

DID BARBOSSA DIE????

i haven’t seen Dead Men Tell No Tales Yet

but are you telling me they killed Barbossa, they basically killed Jack Sparrow since that’s clearly not who Depp’s really playing, they basically killed Elizabeth if they are going to try and insist she stayed on an island for 10 years and wears petticoats again

is Will Turner at least written well???? And alive (ish)???

#potc5 #potc5 spoilers

[zoykolai]

SPOILERS FOR THE NEW POTC MOVIE BELOW

Jack Sparrow just walked around drunk the entire time and didn't do ANYTHING and yet got everything he wanted so I need the writers to kindly line up so I can fight them

#potc5 spoilers #potc5 #potc