Interview with a Pretty FN Spooky Psychic
Just in case you don’t understand the title, my blog guest today, Amanda Paulson uses “PrettyFNSpooky” as her moniker on most social media.
Amanda D. Paulson has participated in multiple media projects with paranormal research in the Pacific Northwest, taught workshops on spirit communication and amassed hundreds of thousands of views making spiritual-related content for the company Tamed Wild.…
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The full monty on Slipknot’s pint-sized drum demon
Joey Jordison
Kerrang #796 April 8 2000
“Oasis suck dick and we want to fight them…”
(google docs link)
What is your nickname and why?
“Superball. Because one time we played this terrible show and I was so angry that I was bouncing around the room. It had to be seen to be believed. Dude, I was so fucking mental I could have given Michael Jordan a run for his money.”
At school, were you a dunce or a teacher’s pet?
“More of a pet, because there was this one teacher that I had a real crush on and I’d always drop my pencil to look up her skirt. I got decent grades, but I mostly hung out by my locker with my headphones on. I hung out with nobody – I was really introverted.”
What was your first shag like?
“The girl was 14, I was 17. She was mental. I go over to her house and she starts throwing shit at me while cranking Madonna out of the stereo. She turns out the light and throws a rubber at me, which hits me on the forehead, and then she goes, ‘Now it’s time’. The thing is, she had a broken leg and I’m trying to get her pants off like a moron. I get in there, do three or four strokes, blow my load and say, ‘We shouldn’t be doing this’. I pull out, leave her standing there with her gimp leg, walk home with the condom on, clean it out with water, and let out the biggest scream of victory you’ve ever heard. It’s the best sex I’ve ever had. I fucked a charity case.”
Who’s your best friend?
“My Mom. She’s always supported me from day one.”
What’s the best pet you’ve ever had?
“I had a tom-cat that liked to fight dogs and he always came out a bloody mess: trails of blood through the house, tail ripped to shreds. I called him Not My Cat. He ruled. I used to dress him up, hang cigarettes from his mouth, crazy shit.”
Have you ever been arrested?
“No, but next time I go to Australia I probably will be.”
What would you be if you weren’t a rock star?
“I’d be trying to get as close to the stage as possible by being a drum tech or sound man.”
How would you describe yourself on a blind date form?
“I’m cheap!”
What’s the most extravagant thing you’ve ever bought?
“My car, but that wasn’t very expensive. It’s a 1990 two-door red Chevy Blazer.”
Who’s gagging for a shagging?
“Fiona Apple. I’m completely and utterly obsessed with her. I met her once and she flirted with me. I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, she definitely flirted with me.”
Who’s gagging for a smacking?
“Fiona Apple on her ass when I’m doggy-styling her.”
What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
“I’ve never really had one. I’m in one of the finest bands ever.”
When did you last call home?
“We haven’t been on tour long, so I haven’t called home yet.”
What was your most embarrassing moment?
“Once in grade school, we were watching a movie with the lights out and I puked all over my desk. I was so freaked out that I tried to scoop it all up in my arms. It ruled, though, because it caused a ‘vomitory’ – three or four other people puked.”
Who would you least like to see naked?
“My tour manager Danny. It might turn him on.”
What’s the best rumour you’ve ever heard about yourself?
“That it was me who got Rayna from Coal Chamber pregnant. It was all over the Internet at one point. I’ve never even met her.”
What’s in your wallet right now?
“A credit card, Kiss plectrums from when I met them, keys to these handcuffs that I got for the chicks, and a rubber.”
What’s your favourite joke?
“Oasis. Those guys suck dick and we want to fight them.”
If you were marooned on a desert island without food, which member of Slipknot would you choose to eat first?
“Chris (Fehn, percussionist), because he eats the most.”
Which Slipknot song would you choose to donate to a compilation album called ‘Crap Songs Of Our Time’?
“None of them. Zero.”
What’s your drug of choice?
“I don’t do drugs. Caffeine, I guess.”
What does God look like?
“He’s the guy with the beard and the white robe. Or he looks like Kiss.”
When you die, how would you like to go?
“While slamming at the drum kit or doing Fiona Apple.”
Words: Ben Myers
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how did u get bitten by a vampire!!
a fun, hypothetical, miscellaneous pick a pile
pile un -•-•-> pile deux -•-•-> pile trois
pile un ♱
you are out with your friends, having fun, possibly at the club - but either way it’s a night where you’re dancing, taking pictures, and drinking. omg okay, im getting that one of your friends bites you. a female friend specifically. if u identify as a lesbean, this is a girl u have romantic chemistry with, but who is mostly ur friend atm. and up until this point, you probably don’t even know she’s a vampyre! I’m getting that you and your friends are out on vacation, you get like a hotel or air bnb together, and one night you’re out partying, the next morning u wake up a full vamp. I’m also getting very strongly that you’ll see yourself in the mirror the next morning looking COMPLETELY different. like your appearance, but the seggsyy-ness meter turned up by 444%!! Like you will look so BOMB, your body specifically will look very bangin, and ur hair will have grown overnight, gotten more fuller, and shinier. You will barely recognize yourself in the mirror!!
pile deux ♡
out on a date!! you already knew he/they are a vampyre, but that’s what draws you to them. and they are crazy about you too, and very romantic and somewhat traditional. I’m getting this will be around the holidays, specifically Christmas - when it’s cold, snowing, and everyone is bundled up in scarves and mittens, etc. this date will be very sweet, this person has money and takes you to expensive shops for holiday treats like Tiffany’s and pastry & chocolate shops. You two will definitely be outside enjoying the night air. At the end of night, you meet one of this persons family members like a sister or something, and when you two are alone, you ask her to turn you, in which she does. At first your lover is shocked and like irritated with this happening behind their back, but deep down they’re glad you are a vampyre, after all it looks so cute on you 🥺 awww
pile trois ◌
at school!!! Omg!! im sensing that you go to a very prestigious type of university, like an Ivy League school, or maybe you study something like Law, Psychology, or Criminal Justice. you get turned at dawn. it’s SUPER early in the morning, there’s birds chirping outside, the sun has barely made an appearance yet, and you need to get ready for class. you get ready for class as normal, looking hot as always, and you leave your house/dorm with like an orange juice or ur favorite breakfast drink, and start heading to campus (walking). and ironically at this time, your neck isn’t even exposed. it’s quiet and peaceful as you’re walking, and enjoying ur breakfast drink, but little do u know there’s someone else in the bushes looking for their own breakfast drink. hastily, they seize you quickly, drinking from you, and as they begin to finish, something in them is like « aw, f it. » and they bite themselves, giving some of their own fluid to u. a few moments later, u wake up alone, and confused on the grass, and quickly realize ur going to be late to class! once you’re in class, you can’t stop itching and touching ur neck, but u don’t know what it is. u try to pay attention in class as you’re skin smoothes itself all over, every wrinkle disappearing, any ache that had ever been in your body nonexistent, and what feels…..like a toothache? right in your canines.
thanks a bunch for reading! I sincerely hope u enjoyed. :)
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"Dark Knights" interview with Nicholas Knight, Jared Padalecki, and Jensen Ackles (Oct/Nov 2008)
The following tidbits of text are from the Supernatural Magazine Issue 6 (Oct/Nov 2008) interview "Dark Knights" with Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki and writer Nicholas Knight (pages 10 to ).
"Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki will readily tell you that working on Supernatural has made them much less likely to get scared by the strange things that creep along just out of sight and lurk in the darkness. So what does it take to scare them nowadays? A writers’ strike.
“The obvious news of [season three] was the writers’ strike,” Padalecki emphasizes. “It scared a lot of us over here. Everything was up in the air. TV itself was up in the air. People wondered: ‘Is TV going to go to reality? Is TV going to go to news only? Is [all this] stuff gonna go to the Internet?’ Magazines like this one and the companion books really helped to ensure that our show would come back, and it did come back. So on behalf of everyone here, a big 'Thanks!' to everybody; we’re all very grateful to the fans and to the people who just enjoy the show, because we enjoy the show as well, and we enjoy making it.
“As soon as that strike hit, we were all saying ‘See you later,’ but a lot of us were scared it was going to be farewell. It was good to come back!” However, that doesn’t mean it was easy coming back. Ackles admits that it was hard for him to jump back into character. “In fact,” he says, “I sat down and watched three episodes just to get my head back into the whole show and the character, and find that [brotherly] relationship [again]. “I didn’t even see Jared the whole time the writers’ strike was going on, because he was traveling off in Europe and I was home in Texas. We just [all] kind of tried to utilize that time off as much as possible. Not to mention that we see enough of each other when we’re working together…” Ackles laughs, but it’s an unnecessary cue because it’s been well documented how well the two actors get along both on and off screen.
Although happy to be back, Padalecki also admits, “It was weird. Since the Pilot it’s the longest I’ve gone without playing Sam Winchester. Between seasons one and two and seasons two and three, the breaks were two months, and this time it was over three months.'"
Is Sam going to turn evil? “That’s a great question,” Padalecki says.
“I hear it all the time and I always wish I knew the answer. As of right now, I think the audience would be very against it, so I don’t think [Eric] and the other writers are going to let that happen. But it’s somewhere I’m curious to go; I’d love to see what happens if Sam goes that way. As far as the scripts and outlines I’ve read, it seems like the only way [for Sam] to save his brother is going to be by embracing his evil side for even a moment, so I’m curious to see what happens if Sam goes ‘dark side.’ The audience probably doesn’t want it, and of course my parents and family don’t want it either, but I think it’d be interesting to see Sam maybe get weak a little bit and give in to that [impulse]."
"Maybe I was powerful initially, and now that I’ve died and come back it’s almost like when Obi-Wan [Kenobi, from Star Wars] said, ‘If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could [possibly] imagine."
"No Rest For The Wicked left us wondering if Sam not only is a fully fledged demon, but if he’s more powerful than Lilith. But do we actually know how powerful Lilith is? “She’s pretty powerful, obviously," states Padalecki. “I know that Kripke and the writers love playing with the color of the demons' eyes. Black-eyed demons are run-of-the-mill demons, but the Yellow-Eyed Demon, he’s even worse, and the red-eyed demon is the Crossroads Demon. And here we see Lilith with her white eyes and we know that she is gun-running to be essentially the leader of Hell, opposite Satan. We don’t know where Satan fits in, but Lilith is the big badass in Hell, so we know that we’re going to have to answer to her. From what we know, she's essentially all powerful. We don’t know a way to stop her. Even Ruby, who is a demon (doesn’t know how to stop her]. She's obviously been trying to weasel Sam into embracing his demonic abilities a tittle bit more, but Sam's been so against it and doesn’t want ' to go [down] that route… but he wants to save his brother…"
"Something that's harder to balance with all the dark and dreary are healthy relationships. Dean and Bela aren’t likely to hook up in Hell - although stranger things have happened - and Sam and Ruby are now unlikely to get friendlier.
“I don't know," Padalecki chuckles. "I don't think so. I think she has a clear and obvious purpose in the show, and a great purpose that she serves well, but I think that our die-hard fan base just wouldn’t be interested in watching that love story. Jensens done a love scene, and I've done a love scene, and they're interesting and serve their purpose, but I don't think the boys would work in a relationship [with anyone]. I think it'd Just be a weird dynamic. I mean, what, would Ruby ride in the back of the Impala? It’d be kind of odd [to] wheel out. I don't think it'd ever pan out. But if it did, I’m sure the writers will work it in seamlessly. Besides, it'd kind of spoil the mood if during love scenes her eyes turned black. “Exactly. 'Uh. am I supposed to kill you now?' It was hard enough for poor Sammy waking up und fighting a werewolf. So it'd be even worse if he opens his eyes and there are some big black eyes staring down at him!"
Hmmm, were The Seers [what deities and The Khala collectively call themselves] possibly hinting to Jared in his divine hearing about Ruby and Sam in fact hooking up in Season 4? Very interesting that even Jared didn't think that this would be a suitable story to add to the show...
"I definitely don’t want to go on if Eric’s not willing to." Ackles proclaims. “If you lose the mastermind of all this brilliant story creativity, then you Just turn into a puppet. I’m passionate about the stories that Eric writes, and if he stops writing them I would be scared that the passion I have for the show would start to (diminish]. I don't want to be a part of a show that lasts past its expiration date. It's been a motto in Hollywood for many years that you always want to leave the audience wanting more. I think it still makes sense, even for television shows. Once those stories reach that pinnacle, or that plateau, get out before it starts declining. Go out on top! So if Chat's his decision, then I support it."
Unlike Ackles, we’re willing to make a prediction: Regardless of whether Supernatural runs for five, seven, or 15 seasons, fans’ support will never expire!"
Odd, it's just like the writer here was hearing The Seers speak of Supernatural ending after either 5, 7 or 15 seasons (alas the show end up lasting for 15 seasons).
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