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etoilesbienne · 5 months
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RIP Green Gay Pandas. They came. They were wildly homoerotic and complimented each other's cocks constantly. They served cunt. And then they died. In loving memory I've put all of them in custom Maid uniforms since Barca and Ethan were already wearing ones. Go team! (Front/Backs & skin dls in reblogs!)
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astrea16 · 5 months
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The King of Sand ⏳
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royalarchivist · 5 months
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Had to do a side-by-side comparison of Forever's lore animation and the Tai Lung prison scene because that was too epic not to.
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ahalliance · 5 months
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i think a crucial aspect of the codebreakers dynamic that is sometimes overlooked is how likewise enamoured phil is with étoiles . like étoiles is the god of praising and hyping people up so people tend to focus on how much étoiles thinks phil is the coolest guy ever but do not forget that phil also thinks étoiles is the coolest fucking guy to ever guy he will never pass up an opportunity to talk about how cool and strong and funny étoiles is . their relationship is built on their mutual ‘WOW this guy is awesome’ feelings for one another and it is amazing
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w0rmeater-tbr · 5 months
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I'm really enjoying the dynamic being created between Pandas. Like genuinely, Etoiles and Soarinng are SUCH a good combo they're insane. Kenny wanting to be the king of the sand, Ethan doing everything he can to help and Etoiles instructing him to play to his strengths. Mythos and Barca being beasts in like everything they do. I'm crazy about them. If you guys thought GG Ninjas was a pack of wolves, you needed to see Pandas gang up on Squirrel. The way they so easily slipped into combat and worked around and with each other? If I was any of Squirrel I'd be shitting myself. That's so scary, they're a fucking scary team. I'm their biggest fan.
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Alright, Im curious. After this first day,
I am Team Crow. CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS >:D
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stuffthatsrandomish · 5 months
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Poor Kenny bro doesn't know what to do now that he's out of the game
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And the Goose Gambit comes in clutch, by a thousandth of an unseen decimal point and a stack of redstone.
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finssyblog · 5 months
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I love them
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My duo
They put the "gay" in green gay pandas
P! Soarinng and p! Kenny keep winning my boys
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wokaremocy · 5 months
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Green team can not end on a lose, the star leader has come back for justice.
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em-um-canto · 5 months
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Mike keeps teasing etoiles about losing to guill in purgatory 2, they'll never let go of it <3
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cat-mentality · 5 months
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There is always a warning before they come.
A shiver rinning down everyone's spine as if the air suddently grows colder, the sky darkens a little bit, the stars dim themselves, the sun get hidden behind heavy clouds, the The Watcher's voice ressonates inside their heads, laughing.
There is a warning and then they are set free.
Not every day of course, they have other things to do, it wouldn't do for them to have all the fun, The Watcher explains with mirth. But that is somehow worse.
They can never predict when they will come, when surviving will depend on how well they can hide, in how well they can bargain.
They always seek Panda first.
Their leader always stands waiting at the entrance of their base, welcomes them with smiles and jokes and good natured banter. He will ask, some days, if they want to fight with him, most of the time they will agree, shedding powerful armor and enchanted weapons like it's nothing, like nothing matters.
The three will laugh as they slash at each other with vicious energy, the rest of the team waits inside holding their breaths, clutching their weapons, but outside there is only the sound of laughter and banter. The winner doesn't really matter, most of the time the three of them will end up dead.
The visits are not long, they have places to be after all, missions to complete, people to hunt, but in those moments Team Panda can catch glimpses of humanity in the skin of killers, they can see who they could have been once, can see humor and love when they cling to their leader, when they offer him gas masks and food, when they embrace him as a friend. When they mostly leave them alone for respect for their friend, how there is still loyalty and kindness somewhere behind the bloodlust.
They have never killed him outside of their silly little fights. They never will.
After they start hunting.
Team Squirrel hides, every time. Deep underground, exploring the caves and the mines, searching for a place to be safe, even if for a few moments.
It's a game, a sick twisted game of hide and seek as the man with the bloodied lips has said many times, laughing like they are sharing a joke. It's a rigged game, they all know, but one they cannot help but play every time.
Hiding is futile. Fighting even more so.
They always come with smiles, like they are greeting old friends, like the killing is a mercy, like the little games they play are fair. They ask them to kill each other, the life of a teammate for yours. Team Squirrel refuses to participate over and over again, loyal to each other even when facing the devil himself.
The other teams are not as interesting to them, not on such a personal level.
They will stop to talk to them, weapons hidden, faces free of the gas masks, offering chances of survival, willing to listen to the pleas before deciding whose blood they will spill. They will bargain survival for ridiculous items they do not need, use random questions to determine who lives and who dies, play games that make no sense, asks for them to do things that have no meaning.
They are madness made flesh.
Their eyes empty, blank, even as their lips are twisted into smiles, even as they laugh and laugh while spilling their blood, while chasing them just for the fun of the hunt.
The prey, made predator.
Fighting them is the worst thing to be done, they learned quickly.
Hurting one of them is a fire proof way of sending the other into a frenzy, empty eyes consumed by a rage so profound it is enough to freeze anyone, hands clenched around a weapon, eyes wide as a whirlwind of rage and madness throws itself into you with the sole mission of inflicting pain. A wrong word, a look too sharp, and the sound of the chainsaw will ring louder than ever, a wrong gesture, a sharp tone, and a knife will glisten into the light.
They only leave when the floor is drenched in blood.
They usually leave Team Raccoon for last.
They have nothing against them truth be told, no more than they have against anyone else, but their leader is a sore spot, a special target, to be savored, to be made an example and a warning.
No betrayal hurts more than the one who comes from a friend.
They leave the others alone, mostly. They want their leader and as long as they give them his location there is no point into playing with them. They will find them, no matter where they have hidden themselves this time and there is quiet resignation on their faces when they inevitably show up, usually by destroying a piece of their walls or roofs, the sound of a chainsaw defeaning, the gas masks familiar in their strangeness.
There is almost fondness there, in a twisted bloody unhealthy way, in the way Team Racoon is familiar with the madness that surrounds their killers, how they have gotten used to the feeling of a chainsaw cutting away at their flesh, of the coldness of a blade slashing at them, how their laughter eachoes even after they have left, how they will take some minutes to talk sometimes, how they stand in their base, covered in the blood of others and compliment their tea farm or ask about how they are doing, sometimes even sparing them food or gear.
There is no formal warning for when they leave. But they can feel it, how the air gets lighter, the light returning to the sky, the sounds of the chainsaw and the screams fading to nothing.
But they cannot relax.
They know that something worse is lurking, laughing at their misery.
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stellarglowsquiiiid · 5 months
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Ohhhh I can’t not be a goose main I’m madly in love with them
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realityisthefeywild · 5 months
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QSMP Purgatory 2 Teams!
Axolotl:
LJoga
foioguto
SupNinjaz
Estailus
CaptainGatoYT
Squirrel:
febatista
jvnq
pactw
vGumiho
ShubbleYT
Goose:
Malena0202
Cherryrar
Tibbazin
aimsey
Tubbo_
Crow:
gabepeixes2
G0ularte
wuant
Seapeekay
aldo_geo
Capybara:
oiBagi
jinkiwinkki
bastet_min
scottonauta
TheGuill84
JimmyBoyyy
Panda:
Etoiles
KennyStream
Mynth0s
CrankGameplays
SoyBarcaGamer
soarinng
Racoon:
BadBoyHalo
rodezel
CrystalMolly_
HimaruBlack
Guaxinim_XD
BrunimNeets
Crab:
JackManifoldTV
Condifiction
Sneegsnag
Duxorethey
aXoZer
Natalaan
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samoonchild · 5 months
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[ #QSMP ] . La grève fanart qsmp est finie, les œufs étant revenu Alors me revoilà avec un fanar de la team green (gay) pandas avec un style différent... 8 HEURES. JY SUIS DEPUIS HIER SOIR PTN. . Hum... bon ya que Étoiles et Mynthos qui sont stylé, ya Kenny le fou du sable brefff VOILA
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tiger-willow · 5 months
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Purgatory 2 [top 5 teams I’m rooting for]
(Btw this is coming from a Phil main viewer)
1- Goose [Reason: Tubbo is the leader and besides Phil, Tubbo is someone I watch a lot (Aimsey too) plus it was his team and leadership that almost caused Soulfire to win]
2- Raccoon [Reason: Bad is someone I watch a lot and I want Brunim to get into Qsmp]
3- Panda [Reason: Etoiles is the fucking goat!!!]
4- Crab [Reason: before Qsmp I watched Jack Manifold and Sneeg a lot and I think their pvp skills and humour can get them through plus Sneeg is close friend of Phil]
5- Crow [CUZ PHILZA MINECRAFT AND BOLAS LEADER]
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